Chris's (An OzFurry mailing list parody, a la Monty Python)
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[Written when it seemed every second person on the list was Chris :) ]

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First Chris: G'day, Chris!

Second Chris: Oh, Hello Chris!

Third Chris: How are you Chris?

First Chris: A bit crook, Chris.

Second Chris: Where's Chris?

First Chris: He's not 'ere, Chris.

Third Chris: Blimey, it's hot in here, Chris.

First Chris: Hot enough to yiff a bobcat!

Second Chris: That's a strange expression, Chris.

First Chris: Well Chris, I heard the Prime Minister use it. "It's hot
enough to yiff a bobcat in here, your Majesty," he said and she smiled
quietly to herself.

Third Chris: She's a good Sheila Chris, and not at all stuck up.

Second Chris: Here! Here's the boss-fellow-list-administrator now! - how
are you Chris?

(Enter fourth Chris with English furry, Michael)

Fourth Chris: 'Ow are you, Chris?

First Chris: G'day Chris!

Fourth Chris: Chris.

Second Chris: Hello Chris.

Fourth Chris: Chris.

Third Chris: How are you, Chris?

Fourth Chris: G'day Chris.

Fourth Chris: Furs, I'd like to introduce man from Pommieland who is
joinin' the OzFurry mailing list.

EveryChris: G'day!

Michael: Hello.

Fourth Chris: Michael Baldwin, Chris. Michael Baldwin, Chris. Michael
Baldwin, Chris.

First Chris: Is your name not Chris?

Michael: No, it's Michael.

Second Chris: That's going to cause a little confusion.

Third Chris: Mind if we call you "Chris" to keep it clear?

Fourth Chris: Furs, I think we better start the contribution to the
mailing list. Before we start, though, I'd like to ask the padre for a
prayer.

First Chris: Oh Terrie Smith, we beseech Thee, Amen!!

EveryChris: Amen!

Fourth Chris: Crack tubes! (Sound of cans opening) Now I call upon Chris
to officially welcome Mr. Baldwin to the OzFurry mailing list.

Second Chris: I'd like to welcome the pommie bastard to God's own anthro
mailing list, and remind him that we don't like stuck-up sticky-beaks or
complete twits here.

EveryChris: Hear, hear! Well spoken, Chris!

Fourth Chris: Chris here collects furry art, Chris there draws furry
females with big tits, and Chris here writes sexy furry stories. And is
also in charge of herding and allocating the vixens.

Third Chris: What's New-Chris going to contribute?

Fourth Chris: New-Chris will be drawing marsupial furries /without/
tits, and posting commentary on the furry world from an OzFurry
perspective on Smith, Winger, Fox, Lomu.

Second Chris: Those are all footy players!

Fourth Chris: Aww, smeg!

Third Chris: Hails of derisive laughter, Chris!

EveryChris: South Fur Lands, South Fur Lands, South Fur Lands, South Fur
Lands, we love you amen!
(1)

Fourth Chris: Crack tube! (Sound of cans opening) Any questions?

Second Chris: New-Chris, are you a Yiffer?

Fourth Chris: Are you a Yiffer?

Michael: What's a Yiffer?

Fourth Chris: No. Right, I just want to remind you of the OzFurry rules:
Rule One!

EveryChris: No Yiffers!

Fourth Chris: Rule Two, no member of the mailing list is to spam the
mailing list in any way at all -- if there's any way of figuring out
your identity. Rule Three?

EveryChris: No Yiffers!!

Fourth Chris: Rule Four, now this quarter, I don't want to catch anybody
not posting. Rule Five,

EveryChris: No Yiffers!

Fourth Chris: Rule Six, there is NO ... Rule Six. Rule Seven,

EveryChris: No Yiffers!!

Fourth Chris: Right, that concludes the readin' of the rules, Chris.

First Chris: (holds up a soft toy) This here's the Bilby, the emblem of
our list. You can hold it in your hand, or hug it when you're pissed.
(2)

EveryChris: Amen!

First Chris: Right, let's get some Foxy Sheilas.

(A female anthro Bilby in a tight leather dress cheerily bounces in with
an enormous tray full of enormous miscellaneous furry fanzines, videos,
etc.)

Fourth Chris: Okay.

Second Chris: Ah, some entertainment.

Third Chris: This should tide us over 'til lunchtime.

Second Chris: Reckon so, Chris.

First Chris: /Rommel Ignacio/! What's that! (points)

(Cut to dramatic close-up of Fourth Chris's tail. Hold close-up. The
superimposed arrow pointing to the tail.)

Voice Over: Number sixty-nine. The tail.

(1) Subliminal tag - Buy South Fur Lands, the most unique fanzine in all
furrydom. And it's from Down Under, so you know it's good! (shameless
plug)
(2) Pissed as in the British sense (i.e. drunk)

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Terry Knight | MayFurr@FurryMUCK | mayf...@ibm.net | Wellington, NZ
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