Pilot Commission
PlanetFur
Simple story: Artist gets burglarized, loses computer, supplies and
originals,
wants to get back to freelance work but needs some funds to get started.
Good luck!
Jacques De Molay
great Birnam wood to high alt.fan.furry. hill shall come against him.
Speaking, ex cathedra, as a student of fine art (thus being able to
make irevocable judgements on all manner of things relateing to such),
I say that artists come cheap nowdays, like people who work in
McDonalds.
I will not pay $400. No sir. NEVER.
Not unless I get an oil painting and you clean my shoes and cook me an
omelette and throw in some lapis luzli for free.
---
In the beginning we lived as thieves,
stealing fur and fang of beasts for survival.
BR
> Speaking, ex cathedra, as a student of fine art (thus being able to make
> irevocable judgements on all manner of things relateing to such), I say
> that artists come cheap nowdays, like people who work in McDonalds.
>
>
I bet you're fun at art fairs.
> I will not pay $400. No sir. NEVER.
> Not unless I get an oil painting and you clean my shoes and cook me an
> omelette and throw in some lapis luzli for free.
Got to have it, before you can spend it.
--
-T. H. Huxley
If a little knowledge is dangerous, were is the man who has
so much as to be out of danger?
Jacques De Molay
great Birnam wood to high alt.fan.furry. hill shall come against him.
>On Thu, 31 Jul 2003 20:48:16 +0000, Jacques De Molay wrote:
>
>> Speaking, ex cathedra, as a student of fine art (thus being able to make
>> irevocable judgements on all manner of things relateing to such), I say
>> that artists come cheap nowdays, like people who work in McDonalds.
>>
>>
>I bet you're fun at art fairs.
I've only been thrown out of one once, And that was only when I was a
child and screaming and crying and stuff.
>> I will not pay $400. No sir. NEVER.
>> Not unless I get an oil painting and you clean my shoes and cook me an
>> omelette and throw in some lapis luzli for free.
>
>Got to have it, before you can spend it.
I have precisely Ł1400 in all the world. But I'm not going to spend
that on art, I will spend it on building a palace fit for a doge.
BR
> BR <brodr...@comcast.MUNGED.net> shall never vanquished be until great
> Birnam wood to high alt.fan.furry. hill shall come against him.
>
>>On Thu, 31 Jul 2003 20:48:16 +0000, Jacques De Molay wrote:
>>
>>> Speaking, ex cathedra, as a student of fine art (thus being able to
>>> make irevocable judgements on all manner of things relateing to such),
>>> I say that artists come cheap nowdays, like people who work in
>>> McDonalds.
>>>
>>>
>>I bet you're fun at art fairs.
>
> I've only been thrown out of one once, And that was only when I was a
> child and screaming and crying and stuff.
>
>
Banned permanently, huh?
>>> I will not pay $400. No sir. NEVER.
>>> Not unless I get an oil painting and you clean my shoes and cook me an
>>> omelette and throw in some lapis luzli for free.
>>
>>Got to have it, before you can spend it.
>
> I have precisely £1400 in all the world. But I'm not going to spend
> that on art, I will spend it on building a palace fit for a doge.
>
>
Living at home, huh?
> ---
> In the beginning we lived as thieves, stealing fur and fang of beasts
> for survival.
--
The Saprophyte
Jacques De Molay wrote:
> "PlanetFur" <cb...@dragonmagic.net> shall never vanquished be until
> great Birnam wood to high alt.fan.furry. hill shall come against him.
>
>
>>http://www.furbid.ws/cgi-bin/auction.pl?commission_adultfur&1060527839
>>
>>Simple story: Artist gets burglarized, loses computer, supplies and
>>originals,
>>wants to get back to freelance work but needs some funds to get started.
>>
>>Good luck!
>
>
> Speaking, ex cathedra, as a student of fine art (thus being able to
> make irevocable judgements on all manner of things relateing to such),
> I say that artists come cheap nowdays, like people who work in
> McDonalds.
>
> I will not pay $400. No sir. NEVER.
> Not unless I get an oil painting
For $400, I could do you something in oil. Mind you, crude art is
cheaper, but I'm sure you want something more refined.
Maybe a nice sea otter? If you don't like it, it'd definitely have
great resale potential in the right market. I hear out on the west
coast, they clean up in a big way when sea otters come up in oil.
We're talking millions of dollars involved.
> and you clean my shoes
Good thing I've got plenty of Kiwi polish. Good stuff. Lucy Lawless used
to use it a lot of it on the set of Xena, you know.
>and cook me an
> omelette
Sorry, I don't do omelets, but I do make a mean egg foo yung.
> and throw in some lapis luzli for free.
Oh. Well, that leaves me out. All I've got is this bunch of malachite.
--
The Saprophyte
--
Bill Marcum
<dsa...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>
> I have precisely Ł1400 in all the world. But I'm not going to spend
> that on art, I will spend it on building a palace fit for a doge.
>
a Dodge.
--
Excuse me, but didn't I tell you there's NO HOPE for the survival of
OFFSET PRINTING?