THE FUCKING PIGS FUCKING SUCK
His AssHoliness, Raoul Xemblinosky
>
> "joe...@kidleopard.com" wrote:
> >On 21 Jun 2001 21:29:13 GMT, tys...@aol.com (TY STEEL) wrote:
> >
> >>This is my final post/response to Joel Best on this group. From now on, I'm
> >>taking the high road. But I couldn't resist this though!
> >>
> >>"The Ballad Of Joe Priola"
> >>
> >>There stands a lonely man named Joe Priola
> >>But he prefers Joe Best
> >>cos his real name sounds like crapola
> >>He has no life outside the of the 'net
> >>So spamming and cross-posting is how he vents
> >>
> >>He lurks in the shadows
> >>wondering why he has no friends
> >>His sorry ass stands in the gallows
> >>With a personality that is obtuse and shallow
> >>
> >>Hear Joel's cry of pain
> >>Because on the rim of your toliet seat
> >>He is your stain
> >>
> >>A coward that hides behind a computer screen
> >>That is the Joe "Granola" Best we've seen
> >>Posting unbecoming language that is obsene
> >>and he hasn't washed his hair since he was a teen
> >>
> >>His posts are a load of bullocks
> >>While he daydreams about kid leopards buttocks
> >>He picks a dingleberry off his ass
> >>He is skin & bones--better eat it fast
> >>
> >>Hear Joel's cry of pain
> >>Because on the rim of your toliet seat
> >>He is your stain
> >>
> >
> >Where's the music, you fucking idiot?
> >
> >
>
> In regards to what you titled this reply, "Ty Steel's songs suck", naturally,
> it will suck because it's about a person that DOES SUCK! And that person is YOU
> (gasp!..who would've thought???)
>
> And what are you talking about, where's the music? It's an original ballad,
> you moron. I don't need to crib lyrics ideas from pink floyd. It doesn't need
> any music because it would be wasted on a wretch like yourself.
Today I was happy to get the Fucking Pigs' newest CD, "Greatest Shits."
All I can say is that they FUCKING SUCK, in a way that makes my teeth
GRIND THEMSELVES INTO DUST, my ears MELT, and my brain BEG FOR MERCY!
EABOS (and thanks!)
Dr. Raoul Xemblinosky
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stfgp
You asked for it dude.
> EABOS (and thanks!)
Your welcome.
>Dr. Raoul Xemblinosky
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> This is the .sig file of His AssHoliness, Raoul Xemblinosky mhm 15x12.
> Support the fine arts - http://www.stuckism.com
> Keep touching life's basement - http://www.throwingmusic.com
> As my guitar stains my pants - http://www.petitmorte.net/fuckingpigs
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stfgp
The Fucking Pigs: http://www.petitmorte.net/fuckingpigs/
TINC Project: http://www.fluxus.freeserve.co.uk/tinc.html
I ask you,
Will you answer?
His AssHoliness, Raoul Xemblinosky
Heh. I intend to write up a review for your web site once I've had a
chance to recover from it.
stfgp
That would be cool, so well hear from you in six months?
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> This is the .sig file of His AssHoliness, Raoul Xemblinosky mhm 15x12.
> Support the fine arts - http://www.stuckism.com
> Keep touching life's basement - http://www.throwingmusic.com
> As my guitar stains my pants - http://www.petitmorte.net/fuckingpigs
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His AssHoliness, Raoul Xemblinosky
It shouldn't take *that* long. I feel compelled to refute all
those mean things Blub and Doktor Pete said about your CD. It
has seriously brought great joy into my life.
stfgp
Yeah? How?