Mothers Day 10 May & Roxy Performances

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Hello Boys & Girls,

About 10 Years Ago, shortly after Al Gore invented the internet, we here
at UMRK, where we feel it is our duty … decided to announce plans for
the Roxy Performances to be unleashed at last on a wholly suspecting
public and others besides. What We Knew Then compared to What We Know
Now about what is possible is something completely different. I could
romanticize and say that over here at the Other Side of the Miracle of
Time & Space there is nothing stopping us but the Movie Monster. Every
Monster Movie has at least one. Our Movie Monster is THE BUDGET.

Because of the condition the condition was in - no synch, no idea what
was what, no idea of the actual coverage, no idea of the quality; all
the et ceterae that caused FZ to abandon the project completely - it
took all this time (if you include all the other priorities and
distractions) to get to this point, so near and yet so far: All of the
footage has now been transferred on a best light basis into HD and all
camera angles have been "synched" by eye and heart and hand and edit to
the original Nagra tapes. We now need to identify all usable camera
angles and begin the actual edit. Still, we have miles to go in order
to bring the best of the possibilities to a screen near you. And we
need your help.

We still have a few wrinkles but our irons are hot and the details of
our plan for the next Official Release is bundled in a unique
opportunity to participate in a special, social experiment designed to
open lots of doors for all Artists and their fans everywhere.
Participate and You'll be First. First with your own copy of a
Soundtrack to The Roxy Performances. First with your name credited in
The Roxy Performances, The Movie. And there are more Firsts. Stay Tuned.

But first, a word from our sponsors. We'll be back with all the
relevant details right after the other Mothers' Day.

Thank you for your kind attention to this matter.

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[Shiek Barrack Hussien]

Scientologist claptrap.