One Shot Deal!!!
pe...@petercrane.ca
Does anyone know any of the details about the new One Shot Deal!!!
album? I tried to find the information on www.zappa.com but I could
not find any. Also, if anyone can give a quick review of this it
would be great. Maybe I missed a review that's already here?
Peter Crane
http://www.petercrane.ca/
ZapRatz
CMELAK = RETARD
CMELAK = OWNED
CMELAK = SPAMMER
CMELAK = TROLL
CMELAK = WIFE BEATER
CMELAK = PERVERT
CMELAK = FOOL
CMELAK = SHITHEAD
CMELAK = CRYBABY
CMELAK = OWNED 100%
CMELAK = BAD TEETH
CMELAK = PARASITE
CMELAK = BUM
The Bill Cmelak of Antigo, Wisconsin "tribute" website:
http://www.buccaneerpublishing.com/Cmelak.htm
Amateur radio license KB9TIX. HAMs, just be aware that when you talk
to this person, that you are talking to the town fool and that Cmelak
is an evil piece of crap.
Cmelak barely got out of high school at Milwaukee's Juneau High
School.
His relatives:
LORI S CMELAK (400lb. ex-wife who claims that fat Billy is impotent)
GRACE M CMELAK
JOSEPH A CMELAK
My name is William Bill Cmelak. I am a fat and stupid shithead. I
clean septic tanks for a living. I am emotionally disturbed and
never could hold down a regular job - that's why I have so much time
on my hands to watch television, read the news, and repost shit to
newsgroups that you could just as easily read at Yahoo News.
I also spam newsgroups using the following sockpuppets:
Hoodude
Hoodoo
Hoodini
Shrike!
25th Century Quaker
SSS333
Bug Bomb Pest Removal
Zaprat
Jose Gaspar
I have been stalking another guy for almost four years because I am
jealous of him and because he hurt my widdle feelings and I just
cannot get over the pain.
I live in an old singlewide mobile home here:
William Cmelak
N9340 Pickerel Creek Rd
Pearson, WI 54462-8140
(According to the Langlade County Proeprty Assessor's office Cmelak's
"massive" estate that he brags about is 7 acres of scrub land valued
at a grand total of $33,500 [$14.3K for the property and $19.2K for
the improvements] and a fair market value of a whooping $37,000!!!.
The stupid bastard has been working his ass off for years and bragging
about a mobile home lot that isn't worth as much as most people's
cars! That, and he's behind on paying his property tax. **TRAILER
TRASH!!!** Wonder if Cmelak can even afford running water?)
I drive a 25 year old ex-military truck because that's all that I can
afford.
It's an old diesel truck and I drive that because I know that I can
steal heating oil to burn in the truck when I cannot afford diesel.
Which is most of the time.
My teeth are black and worn to the gum. I cannot afford to see a
dentist.
I used to brag about being retired until someone found out that I was
a handyman. Like I said, I pump septic tanks for a living, when I can
get work.
If my momma hadn't died and left this mobile home for me I would be
homeless.
My family says that I sponge off of them. They called me a bum and a
parasite.
My brother and Daddy drank too much and it killed them. I used to be
an alcoholic, but I had to quit. Now I go around preaching to everyone
else about them being drunks when they drink two beers.
Wonder why I don't have any friends?
I flunked out of trade school. I went to a slow-learner's high
school. Everyone used to pick on me in high school.
I spend most of my spare time at my computer using an old dial up
connection. The rest of the time I watch television 24/7.
My biggest achievement in life was being mentioning in my tiny little
hometown newspaper for spotting something odd in the crossword. It
wasn't a mistake or anything, but it just made me laugh.
Bahahahahhahahahahhahaha!!! I wrote to the newspaper and they
mentioned my name. My relatives all said that was because the
newspaper thought that I was an oddball, but I don't see things that
way.
I am really good at trivia, even if none of the trivia that I know is
important stuff. No one gets my jokes, and no one would ever hire me
to supervise anyone else, not even at the convenience store where I
used to work. But it doesn't matter - I are smarter than them.
No one will give me the respect that I know that I deserve.
Four years ago I was approached by an old woman named Karen Anderson
who talked me into helping her stalk and troll this guy. She had had a
crush on him and he kicked her to the curb. She drove to his town and
followed him around for two days without him knowing it. She is also
jealous of him. Anderson has stalked several other men before.
She lives at:
Karen Anderson
3590 Narrows View Lane NE #102
Bremerton, WA 98310
Anderson and I are both addicted to stalking. We know that what we do
is wrong, and we see this other guy kick our asses all the time, but
we just don't have the willpower to stop stalking him.
I am so jealous, jealous, JEALOUS of that guy that it makes me want to
BURST. I spend all of my time researching what he does, where he
lives. Hell, I even follow his eBay account.
This dude that I hate is popular in his town and community and I HATE
that. So I make up crap about him and his girlfriend and post it to
newsgroups and generally make a nusiance out of myself. Most of what
I make up is a complete figment of my imagination but if I repeat my
lies often enough maybe someone stupid will believe them.
This guy just drives me CRAZY. He's president of a motorcycle club,
he's involved with several charities. Everyone that meets him seems
to like him. I am so damned jealous that I cannot stand it.
Did I mention that I am insanely jealous?
He lives in a warm climate, and I am stuck here in the sticks of
Wisconsin, barely able to afford to keep warm.
He travels all the time and I haven't been out of Wisconsin in years.
He is active, and my health issues keep me from leaving the house.
He motorcycles all over the country and into Mexico and I cannot ride
any more. I hate that. And I hate those damned Mexicans, even though
that doesn't make me a racist because I said so.
I tell people that I am a big, tough Harley dude but the truth is that
I only owned a Sportster - sort of an entry-level Harley - for 6
months before it got repo'd.
I had a good job once. Back in 1998. Then I fucked up, got fired,
and my wife left me. Now I cannot hold down a regular job.
This guy makes more money than I do and that can't be right. I just
know there's something wrong there.
He has a girlfriend that loves him and takes care of him and I haven't
had a date with a woman for over 10 years. And when he was single he
got laid all of the time. Now that's not right either.
My 400 lb. wife - Lori Cmelak - left me. And I miss the little
heffer, even if I did have to smack her a time or two to keep her in
line. But she won't talk to me any more, and I hate that.
What can I possibly do? I am so unhappy. I'd blow my brains out but I
cannot afford the bullets.
Signed, Bill Cmelak of Antigo, Wisconsin
Dave
you can press to cause the CD to arrive at your residence
providing you also manage to type in an acceptable 16
digit numeric code, but try looking here:
http://wiki.killuglyradio.com/wiki/One_Shot_Deal
<pe...@petercrane.ca> wrote in message
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pe...@petercrane.ca
> The details are there at zappa.com including a button that
> you can press to cause the CD to arrive at your residence
> providing you also manage to type in an acceptable 16
> digit numeric code, but try looking here:http://wiki.killuglyradio.com/wiki/One_Shot_Deal
>
> <pe...@petercrane.ca> wrote in message
>
> news:6af0a39d-2dae-4fc9...@b30g2000prf.googlegroups.com...
>
>
>
> > Hello,
>
> > Does anyone know any of the details about the new One Shot Deal!!!
> > not find any. Also, if anyone can give a quick review of this it
> > would be great. Maybe I missed a review that's already here?
>
> > Peter Crane
>
> - Show quoted text -
Excellent. Thanks. That's just what I was looking for.
eelco janzen
Last week I went to my local record-store (Concerto -- Utrechtsestraat
52-60 -- 1017 VP Amsterdam -- The Netherlands) and I bought it for 21,99
euro (about 30 US$). Too expensive ?
The old geezer
> Last week I went to my local record-store (Concerto -- Utrechtsestraat
> 52-60 -- 1017 VP Amsterdam -- The Netherlands) and I bought it for 21,99
No, not at all if what you're looking for is some old, tired out, re-
hashed, heard it a million times already FZ music!
the old geezer
Dave
"The old geezer" <JY...@aol.com> wrote in message
news:6f2cdb1f-51ad-435a...@q5g2000prf.googlegroups.com...
> No, not at all if what you're looking for is some old, tired out, re-
> hashed, heard it a million times already FZ music!
You only heard it a million times already if you heard
it on bootlegs, and they didn't sound as good. The only
questionable inclusion on the album is yet another TIEB.
ZapRat
Milhouse G
Nothing against the Geezer personally, but I get really tired of this
attitude sometimes. "Why would anyone buy this CD, all Zappa fans have
heard all this crap nine million times already!"
--
Milhouse
Milhouse G
See? That's what I'm saying. I'm Ok with TIEB being there. Not totally
in love with it, but it's there, what can you do. I might have been more
pleased if it was just the guitar solo or something, but it's already on
the album, not much I can do about it now! :P
--
Milhouse
The old geezer
wrote:
Sorry..... I guess I've just OD on Zappa's music after 40 years......
TOG
Gary
>
> Sorry..... I guess I've just OD on Zappa's music after 40 years......
>
> TOG
Well, there's always Mariah Carey for yah....
Frunobulax
But I see you're not tired of pissing all over other people's
enjoyment of it.
If this is the case, why even visit the newsgroup? Get a life!
cheezis ...
bill....@gmail.com
Hmm. I thought it was one of the best vault releases yet, imo second
only to the Wazoo release. The many extreme highlights (tracks one
through six) on the CD far outweigh any "re-hashed" material, albeit
freshly digitized, and only re-hashed if you've worn out your
Australian 73 bootlegs or Guitar World cassette, but hey you know. No
comment on TIEB, but nothing is perfect. I can live with more releases
like this.
Bill (not Flynn)
The old geezer
Mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa!
TOG
ND: Moose Head Lager
NP: Streams & Currents - Steve Roach
Bill
<eba75528-96ba-4efc...@p10g2000prf.googlegroups.com>,
bill....@gmail.com wrote:
> Bill (not Flynn)
Hey, Bill. Good to see you here.
Bill (Not Lantz)
Milhouse G
Ditto. Personally, I kinda hope One Shot Deal isn't. I could go for more
variety / wild card releases like OSD, especially constructed of stuff
FZ actually prepared himself but never actually used for a released
project. Never thought I'd see the day the complete original solo
featured in "On the Bus" would be on an officially released cd, but
there it is, and I could definitely go for more totally unexpected stuff
like that!
--
Milhouse
Poldie
Wazoo only came out the other month. God knows how much other really
great stuff will remain hidden away for years and years before release -
if ever. Meanwhile, oh, here's another `torture` or `tryin' to grow a
chin`. Gee, thanks - just what I was waiting for.
How about the string quartet, parts of which are on Yellow Shark? How
about `dance me this` or the Varese recordings? This stuff is done,
recorded, ready (as far as I'm aware). Just release the damn stuff!
Mike Espinoza
<JY...@aol.com> wrote:
>Sorry..... I guess I've just OD on Zappa's music after 40 years......
I know how you feel, geez. I feel the same way about the Beach Boys.
And, with regard to the past 30 years, I need not hear another song by
Boston as long as I live.
--
Mike E.
Strictly Commercial
> And, with regard to the past 30 years, I need not hear another song by
> Boston as long as I live.
Oh, I think I OD'd on Boston well before Christmas 1976.
R
The old geezer
> >Sorry..... I guess I've just OD on Zappa's music after 40 years......
>
> I know how you feel, geez. �I feel the same way about the Beach Boys.
Know how you feel. Couldn't wait for the release of Dennis Wilson's
remastered Pacific Ocean Blue/Bambu double cd after all these years of
waiting & listening to my boots of them, got it when it came out....it
wuz nice to hear the new Bambu selections clearly for once...but after
a couple of listens.....eh. I'm just so tired of them....sad to
say.....
It sux getting old.
The old geezer
eelco janzen
Only the good die young.....
Poldie
Elliott Carter is evil?
Gary
> How about the string quartet, parts of which are on Yellow Shark? How
> about `dance me this` or the Varese recordings? This stuff is done,
> recorded, ready (as far as I'm aware). Just release the damn stuff!
These are currently tied up in litigation. Somehow through clerical
error, the ZFT managed to sue itself, neither side is budging, and
it's going to take 15 years to get a day in court.
Martin Gregorie
>
> These are currently tied up in litigation. Somehow through clerical
> error, the ZFT managed to sue itself, neither side is budging, and
> it's going to take 15 years to get a day in court.
>
Or a non-bootleg complete version of "Sinister Footware".
--
martin@ | Martin Gregorie
gregorie. |
org | Zappa fan & glider pilot
PAPA INCORPORATED
you sir, are a weenie.
Poldie
> On Sat, 26 Jul 2008 08:46:42 -0700, Gary wrote:
>
>> These are currently tied up in litigation. Somehow through clerical
>> error, the ZFT managed to sue itself, neither side is budging, and
>> it's going to take 15 years to get a day in court.
>>
> Or a non-bootleg complete version of "Sinister Footware".
That'd be nice. Or, like I said, the string quartet, which surely isn't
involved in any legal action.
pbuzb...@yahoo.com
Two educated guesses on why those haven't been released:
1) FZ didn't have a tape
2) FZ wasn't happy with the performance
Of course, #2 would probably have been true of some other things that
they have released recently (not that this is bad).
Pat Buzby
Chicago, IL
Poldie
There's also #3 - *no-one* has performed and recorded them
(satisfactorily, anyway). If the Ensemble Modern is so into Frank's
music, why don't they do it?
Frunobulax
"cause they'd rather record something that'd sell a little more? Just
a guess ...
> you sir, are a weenie.
That's BURNT weenie to you, bub.
Dave
"Frunobulax" <sevr...@aol.com> wrote in message
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>> If the Ensemble Modern is so into Frank's music, why don't they do it?
>
> "cause they'd rather record something that'd sell a little more? Just
> a guess ...
Does the EM have releases that sold more than their FZ stuff?
Can't tell from a brief look at their site.
PAPA INCORPORATED
how about burned out weenie?
Poldie
>> If the Ensemble Modern is so into Frank's music, why don't they do it?
>
> "cause they'd rather record something that'd sell a little more? Just
> a guess ...
More than Zappa stuff? The string quartet would have to be less than 30
mins, so it could make up only part of a disk of more (or less) popular
stuff.
>> you sir, are a weenie.
>
> That's BURNT weenie to you, bub.
That wasn't me at all, actually!