Brian Bernardini's New Job
noauth
and trash talk are going to make of a fat white guy who sounds
like a lisping fruitcake when he speaks?
computeruser
Brian might let his guitar scream, that will give them pause. No?
opes...@gmail.com
They're going to adore him like the snugglebunny that he is.
Meet_David_Black
It's rather humorous, as Nerdy Boy screwed up big time at a very cushy
gig at a posh private school in the quiet suburbs and now he has to
drive 3x as far twice a day to some noisy urban dung heap with kids
who don't want hear anything but Flo Rida or Chris Brown.
J. D. Mack
David, you have to let this go. Seriously, you are a textbook case of
someone who will end up in jail one day. Move fucking on!
J. D.
Meet_David_Black
I'm actually happy that Nerdy Boy will finally put to the test his
bleeding heart radical leftist indignation by serving the very lower
class urban constituency his party so dearly loves to coddle and
enable with wasteful social programs that never teaches them to be
self-sufficient or independent.
I don't know how well you know the Philly school district but it's a
dung heap of immeasurable proportions with only a very small
percentage of teachers, administrators, students, and parents that are
actually worth a damn.
Dave Wilcher
>
> I'm actually happy that Nerdy Boy will finally put to the test his
> bleeding heart radical leftist indignation by serving the very lower
> class urban constituency his party so dearly loves to coddle and
> enable with wasteful social programs that never teaches them to be
> self-sufficient or independent.
And your extremist right-wing racist rant is going to cause us not like our
friend how exactly?
Meet_David_Black
Please explain how being frank and truthful about the prospects of a
particular urban school district racist?
I note that you've never confronted Nerdy Boy on his own extremist
rants. Why is that?
da9ve
Hey guys, look! It's a conservative who doesn't like liberals! Have
you ever seen such a thing on the internet? Gosh, somebody should
take note of this - I never suspected the internet could be used as a
forum to grouse about politics. I thought it was all about lolcats
and pr0n.
What's that?
*cricket*cricket*
Oh, nobody gives a crap?
Okay.
opes...@gmail.com
I have one thing to say, and I'll say it once:
Lolcats and pr0n ARE politics, Brian's a snugglebunny, end of story.
Meet_David_Black
Just as I thought ... libs like to label people "racists" but can
never give a logical reason why (just an emotional one, if they're
lucky).
da9ve
Did _I_ call you that? No. You're replying to the wrong person, and,
seriously, dude, in this forum, nobody cares.
opes...@gmail.com
Well, _I_ care... No, hold on - I don't. Never mind.
Meet_David_Black
Right, don't let any political commentary interfere with all the truly
pithy discussions going on here, like "Lawrence Welk vs. FZ"
opes...@gmail.com
CAGE FIGHT!
Ron Moses
> never give a logical reason why (just an emotional one, if they're
> lucky).
Dude. I'm a conservative, by most people's definition. On behalf of
conservatives everywhere, I ask you in the politest terms possible
under the circumstances: Please shut the fuck up. You're giving the
rest of us a bad name. You and Glenn Beck. And a few others. But
mostly you.
The fact that you think anyone on a music newsgroup could possibly
care about any of this shit is unfathomably pathetic. Go to Google
Groups, create an alt.rant.i-have-a-tiny-hard-on-for-brian-bernardini-
and-nowhere-to-stroke-it newsgroup, and live there happily ever after.
ron
David Black
No thanks, I won't shut the fuck up, you fake and phony conservative.
Everyone needs to know that Nerdy Boy isn't being missed at that cushy
private school in the Philly suburbs, because he's been replaced by
someone who shows energy and enthusiasm for their job. The kids all
love him and actually look forward to going to class, which wasn't the
case when Nerdy Boy was there.
I mean, really, who could like a guy that when sitting at the faculty
lunch table among his colleagues he would always be silently pecking
away at his Blackberry instead of interacting with others like a
normal person in a normal fashion?
David Black
> On Sep 22, 8:51 am, "Hagrinas Mivali" <remove.to.re...@sbcglobal.net>
> wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
> > Ron Moses wrote:
> > > On Sep 9, 7:38 am, Meet_David_Black <david_bla...@comcast.net> wrote:
>
> > >> Just as I thought ... libs like to label people "racists" but can
> > >> never give a logical reason why (just an emotional one, if they're
> > >> lucky).
>
> > > Dude. I'm a conservative, by most people's definition. On behalf of
> > > conservatives everywhere, I ask you in the politest terms possible
>
> > I agree with Ron completelty on this.
>
> > AMMK has had an unwritten rule for the 15+ years that I have been here that
> > we do not have this level of hostility, anger, or just plain rudeness
> > towards each other. The one exception was from a misguided soul who
> > eventually apoligized. Even at that, the target of his hostility took the
> > higher ground and never once responded negatively to those unwarranted
> > scathing attacks.
>
> > The celebrated Mr. K. was, and continues to be a true gentleman whom we can
> > all learn from.
>
> Well, damn, thank you Hagrinas.
>
> Hi everyone. I'm standing here metaphorically with my metaphorical
> hand on Brian Bernadini's metaphorical shoulder, shaking my head sadly
> at M. D. Black's antics - I too hope for a return to the civility
> which has made this newsgroup something I've always been super-
> delighted to see bear my name.
>
> Also I state unashamedly that tonight's first Dethklok rehearsal for
> the upcoming tour with Mastodon was incendiary and I hope you get a
> chance to see us.
>
> That's all. Hi! Pavement reunion next year! Now someone start a new
> topic please, or else I'll have to do it!
>
> Mike K.
Speaking of "civility," MK, this is taken from Nerdy Boy's Twitter
page:
"Have I mentioned lately how much I want to punch every single member
of Rascal Flatts square in the face?"
Wow, what a fine, upstanding guy to want to commit violence toward
musicians who are 100x more successful at their trade that he'll ever
be.
Les Cargill
Have you ever heard any Rascal Flatts?
--
Les Cargill
David Black
Yes, I have. So what? To begrudge their enormous success is ridiculous
and to wish violence on them for no other reason than because they are
enormously successful is equally ridiculous.
When Nerdy Boy achieves a fraction of what they have then he can
credibly talk about who's good and who's not without sounding like a
clueless and insecure nobody who works in a wedding and bar mitzvah
band.
Les Cargill
So they are awful. Indescribably so.
> To begrudge their enormous success is ridiculous
> and to wish violence on them for no other reason than because they are
> enormously successful is equally ridiculous.
The phrase isn't designed to be taken literally. It's done in
the spirit of Mojo Nixon's "Don Henley Must Die."
> When Nerdy Boy achieves a fraction of what they have then he can
> credibly talk about who's good and who's not without sounding like a
> clueless and insecure nobody who works in a wedding and bar mitzvah
> band.
Okay then.
--
Les Cargill
Spectra
news:b0186743-b2a8-4197...@j19g2000vbp.googlegroups.com:
>> The fact that you think anyone on a music newsgroup could possibly
>> care about any of this shit is unfathomably pathetic. �Go to Google
>> Groups, create an
>> alt.rant.i-have-a-tiny-hard-on-for-brian-bernardini-
>> and-nowhere-to-stroke-it newsgroup, and live there happily ever
>> after.
>>
>> ron
>
>>
> I mean, really, who could like a guy that when sitting at the faculty
> lunch table among his colleagues he would always be silently pecking
> away at his Blackberry instead of interacting with others like a
> normal person in a normal fashion?
>
Why don't you take your problems outside? Your pathetic attempt to
embarrass Mr. Bernardini doesn't belong here. If you have a problem with
him why don't you (him/her) contact him and air it out. Your anonymous
posts, just shows you for the insignificant, insecure insect you are.
Really, get a f'in life.
Spectra
Ron Moses
>
> Everyone needs to know that Nerdy Boy isn't being missed at that cushy
> private school in the Philly suburbs
That you genuinely believe everyone needs to know this -- *everyone*,
regardless of whether or not they will ever get within 1000 miles of
Philly at any point in their lives, much less put their children
through this particular private school -- should be cause for you to
take a moment and reflect on your current frame of mind, don't you
think?
Seriously, are there many topics that are less relevant to the
collected membership of the newsgroups you're posting to? (There are
not.) Is it possible that your obsessive pursuit of this topic might
be casting you in a far worse light than your target? (It is.) And
what exactly is your end-game here? Do you hope to create an
environment where everyone in the world is so anti-Brian that every
time he posts we just call him Nerdy Boy and taunt him in ALL CAPS?
(Actually that might be fun.)
Wait a sec... I think I just figured something out. Brian used to
pick on you in grade school, didn't he? That's gotta be it! Why
didn't I think of this before?! You are Butters, sitting in your room
(in your mom's house) in your Professor Chaos outfit that you made out
of tinfoil and mucilage, plotting your revenge for all those years of
torment! Wow, it all makes so much sense now.
ron
p.s. Fuck Rascal Flatts.
Ron Moses
just so tempting, I couldn't help myself. I'll stop now, I promise.
But still, fuck Rascal Flatts.
ron
Frunobulax_also
Did they play with FZ?
computeruser
> Who the fuck is Brian Bernardini? What the hell is Rascal Flatts?
>
> Did they play with FZ?
Brian is a Zappa fan who has been a guitar teacher for decades. He has
posted here a few times. I did some trades with him ten or more years
ago, back when it was Maxell tapes as a standard in trading circles;
of unrealeased and unofficial recordings. I think he taped some of
Frank's bogus DJ shows, IIRC.
[Cross posts snipped]
I won't help you on the Rascal Flatts question.
Ron Moses
>
> Did they play with FZ?
Exactly. Thread over!
ron
Charles Ulrich
<c74215a4-6ddb-4407...@c3g2000yqd.googlegroups.com>,
Ron Moses <ronm...@gmail.com> wrote:
Who was that very relaxed-looking vibraphonist when they didn't play
with FZ?
--Charles
Alan Tignanelli
I'd just like to point out that while Brian's original statement about wanting to punch Rascal
Flatts is most likely merely hyperbole, Ron would, in fact, like to have intercourse with Rascal
Flatts. Preferably in a group situation, but a sequence of serial humpings would also be
satisfactory, if not optimal.
Sorry if that was supposed to be just between us, Ron.
Alan
Strictly Commercial
>
> Who was that very relaxed-looking vibraphonist when they didn't play
> with FZ?
Wouldn't that be Adolf Hitler on vibes, looking very relaxed?
And I can't remember if I've ever seen the word "mucilage" before in
affz. This thread was worth it just for that. Thanks, Ron!
Rollo
David Black
Guitar teacher for decades? He's only 35 years old.
Ron Moses
>
> Guitar teacher for decades? He's only 35 years old.
Any other vital statistics you'd like to share from your extensive
dossier on Brian, the apparent breadth of which does not reflect any
sort of a sexual infatuation on your part, I'm sure?
ron
David Black
You're projecting, ron.
Jesus fucking Christ, aren't you taken with yourself! I just looked at
your website and I wanted to vomit from all the "look at us, look at
us, we're special!" What a fucking narcissist you are. You are just
like Nerdy Boy in that regard, another Gen X loser plastering his
private life all over the internet. What the fuck is wrong with people
like you?
David Black
Please, ron, offer some sales figures of your album sales versus that
of Rascal Flatts.
BTW, I'm not even a fan of theirs, but I have to laugh at little DIY
nobodies like you who disdain those who are infinitely more successful
than you'll ever be.
When you sell a couple million albums, then you can open your pie
hole, asshat.
Charles Ulrich
--Charles
J. D. Mack
<aftSPAMTOYOURMOT...@tignanelli.com> wrote:
> I'd just like to point out that while Brian's original statement about wanting to punch Rascal
> Flatts is most likely merely hyperbole, Ron would, in fact, like to have intercourse with Rascal
> Flatts.
"He told me later the stuff in the bottom
Was like punching Rascal Flatts!"
J. D.
Frunobulax_also
What a great name for a band: PieholeAsshat
Ron Moses
> Jesus fucking Christ, aren't you taken with yourself! I just looked at
> your website and I wanted to vomit from all the "look at us, look at
> us, we're special!" What a fucking narcissist you are. You are just
> like Nerdy Boy in that regard, another Gen X loser plastering his
> private life all over the internet. What the fuck is wrong with people
> like you?
This is the most awesomely gratifying thing I have ever read on the
internet.
ron
Ron Moses
>
> I just looked at your website and I wanted to vomit from
> all the "look at us, look at us, we're special!" What a
> fucking narcissist you are.
You mean kinda like this?
http://meetdavidblack.blogspot.com/
ron
Ron Moses
>
> You mean kinda like this?
>
> http://meetdavidblack.blogspot.com/
Dammit, I promised myself I was gonna stop here, but this bit from his
comments section is too good. This is a sample from two separate
responses he posted on September 20 of this year:
================================
[...] You forget that we Jews are about the most intelligent,
hardworking, and accomplished race of people in the history of
mankind.
Compare that to the minority group bottom feeders who comprise
America's poor, who produce nothing and show nothing for the billions
invested in them since the 1960s. One out of four black males in
America are in jail. What does that tell you?
[...next comment...]
Equating a race of brilliant and accomplished people who have endured
thousands of years of persecution, torture, and murder to a
intellectually deficient, unproductive, and crime addled American
underclass is simply ridiculous.
================================
No further comment required.
ron
David Black
If you were the conservative you claim to be, you'd see the truth in
my statements.
Besides, for eight years, lib pukes called the leaders I supported
nazis and fascists, so I attack the very heart of the lib
constituency, society's bottom feeders whom libs rely on for votes and
support.
Can you name any other race that finds 1 out of 4 of its males in
American jails? Whose fault is that?
As a taxpayer, you should be concerned that hundreds of billions have
been spent to erase poverty without anything to show for it. There is
still poverty and even more crime among the society's bottomfeeders.
Proportionately, Jews ARE the most brilliant and accomplished race. We
lead the world in commerce, science, and the arts, while comprising
only about 1% of the world's total population.
So suck on that, bubbie.
I see and accept the world for what it is, not for what I hope it
could be like.
That's the difference between a conservative and a lib.
David Black
I'm not "podcasting" or posting any crappy food recipes or silly
videos of a cat.
So when are you going to post some sales figures of your albums that
compare to Rascal Flatts, since you seem to think you know more about
music that they do?
David Black
Hey ron, did you show your daughter The Brown Bunny yet?
David Black
If you are going to quote me, then don't quote out of context. Some
moron from Australia is trying to sell me on the failure of free
market economics and the folly of America sending money to Israel. I
dare anyone to refute the following statement with any facts---
"Israeli Jews are brilliant and productive people who each day fight
for survival from savage Islamofascist attacks, the very same subhuman
scum that wants nothing more than to see Israel destroyed. That alone
is worth the defense investment in a tiny country of only 8 million
people who has at least four enemy countries around her. So
understandably, Israel can't do it alone.
A nation of 8 million is among the world leaders in science and
technology as well. You forget that we Jews are about the most
intelligent, hardworking, and accomplished race of people in the
history of mankind.
Compare that to the minority group bottom feeders who comprise
America's poor, who produce nothing and show nothing for the billions
invested in them since the 1960s. One out of four black males in
America are in jail. What does that tell you?"
Investing in Israel is investing in winning stock. Investing in
America's bottom feeders on a direct route to poverty and crime is
like pissing money away. Refute that, if you can.
Frunobulax_also
one of y'all wins, why golly, then you can sit back and feel a real
sense of accomplishment. Uh huh, oh yeah. There y'are ... the real
measure of a man an' a intuhlectchul. Yessir.
David Black
wrote:
> David Black wrote:
> > Can you name any other race that finds 1 out of 4 of its males in
> > American jails? Whose fault is that?
>
Bullshit. For someone so invested in their self-styled intellectual
superiority, you haven't clue about reality.
I see life for what it is, not for what I hope it could be like.
Liberal dopes like you will never blame members of American minority
groups who find themselves frequently prosecuted for
robbery, rape, and murder at a higher per capita rate than the white
majority.
You want to know why this truly happens? Read the book The Bell Curve.
I want to know when I'm going to see a return on the billions spent on
erasing American poverty in the minority community since the 1960s.
People have the nerve to bitch about the money spent on the Iraq and
Afghani wars since 2002? What a bunch of morons. At least that money
goes toward killing Islamofascist scum, the very same scum that
threatens American and Israeli interests and security.
Those Jews persecuted prior to and during WW2 were only persecuted
because they were Jewish. They weren't robbing, raping, and murdering
their fellow citizens over dope deals and crowding prisons following
prosecution. If you can't see the difference then there's no hope for
you. Moral relativism and egalitarianism are for idiots.
David Black
wrote:
> That assumes that success is measured in sales.
The normal business world does as well. If you can think of any other
meaningful criteria, let me know.
David Black
wrote:
>
> It tells me that three out of four black males are not in jail.
That's right, but lib cowards like you will always try to put a
positive spin on the issue of crime committed by blacks in America,
because you are guilt ridden hand wringers.
It also
> tells me that if I make your assumption about any random black male because
> of your statement, I'd have a 75% chance of being wrong. Are you fine with
> being wrong 75% of the time?
You ignore the per capita rate of black males in a population that's
only about 15% in America. 25% of males of 15% of the entire US
population is significant.
You see, you libs are cowards when it comes to speaking frankly about
race. You know that poor blacks in America depend on the politicians
people like you vote for, so you aren't about the bash them and cite
their grave failings.
>
, except
> for the brilliant and accomplished part, which is irrelevant.
No, it's not. Jews are a brilliant race. History proves it. Again, we
represent less than 1% of the world's population and we basically run
everything that matters. For our accomplishments, much of the rest of
the world is resentful and therefore, puts us under death warrants,
i.e. the Muslim world.
>
> Nobody is running a contest here. You could make a big deal over which group
> has been persecuted longer. You could make a big deal about which is
> persecuted more today. Both are relevant points, but persecution is no more
> acceptable in either case.
Blacks ARE NOT being persecuted because they are black. They are being
properly arrested and convicted for robbing, raping, and murdering
over dope deals in most every urban neighborhood in America, you
moron..
Hagrinas Mivali
I'm glad to hear that you agree with my argument. All this time I thought
you could not admit you were wrong.
David Black
Wrong about what? There's only ONE criteria for success ... $$$$ and
how much you earn. Those that don't think so don't earn very much to
begin with.
Meet_David_Black
wrote:
> Urp wrote:
> > On Nov 5, 11:21 am, "Hagrinas Mivali" <remove.to.re...@sbcglobal.net>
> >> sure you are Jewish? I heard that Jews were pretty smart. Are you
> >> sure you aren't really Mel Gibson doing all this posting just to
> >> embarrass the Jewish people?
>
> >> If you are Jewish, you would know the correct answer to this: Your
> >> Uncle Sol reads your Usenet posts and turns to Aunt Bertha, and says
> >> in Yiddish, "For this he has a computer?" What does she answer?
>
> > Ooh! Is the answer, "Well at least we know he is alive! Our nephew -
> > who never calls or visits..." ??
>
> That's very close. But you are not Mr. Black.
>
> The correct answer is, ""Well at least we know he is alive! Our nephew -
> who is too busy to call or visit..." ??
>
> I would have acepted "too important" also.
This is why dotheads should stick to what they know, like running a
Quickie Mart or a Subway.
Meet_David_Black
wrote:
> Whatever they are, I'm pretty sure they know nothing about Jewish humor.
>
> I have a Jew joke for you. What happens when a Jewish man with an erection
> runs into a wall? He breaks his nose! Get it?
>
> I apologize to African Americans out there who might be offended that I
> implied that something else of theirs might hit the wall first. I understand
> that stereotypes are merely stereotypes and that not all black men have wide
> noses.
I guess you aren't as smart as you think you are, dothead.
Meet_David_Black
More comprehensive definitions of "dothead"
Hagrinas Mivali
What does this have to being smart. What does this have to do with being
Hindu? Who is Hindu around here? I thought you were a Jew.
David Black
With a name like yours, you must be a dothead or even worse, a
towelhead.