FZ vs. Johnny Cash (Again).......

The old geezer

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Oct 7, 2008, 7:48:21 AM10/7/08

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...........do you Zappafans out here REALLY believe Johnny Cash's
excuse for
NOT performing with the '88 Band? I can just see it:

Johnny : "Hey Honeydoll, guess who I'm gonna sing a song with
tonight?"
June: "Who"?
Johhny: "Ever hear of Frank Zappa"?
June: "You're gonna do what!!"
Johnny:"Gonna sing Ring of Fire with the Frank Zappa Ba--"
June (interrupting).".ARE YOU CRAZY!..That's the guy who ATE SHIT ON
STAGE
ONCE"...You're NOT ruining your career....if this ever gets in the
Press back
home....Make up some excuse BUT YOU ARE NOT SINGING WITH HIM!!!!!"

'nuff said...

The Old geezer

ND: Black coffee

Big Al

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Oct 7, 2008, 8:46:34 AM10/7/08

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Yeah so he sings faggoty-ass songs by prong-smokers REM instead.

Frunobulax

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Oct 7, 2008, 9:28:00 AM10/7/08

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> Yeah so he sings faggoty-ass songs by prong-smokers REM instead.

Nice control of the raging homophobia, jerk face.

TOG: I have often imagined much the same.

If only FZ woulda lived to release one of those heinous "duet"
albums ...

Who woulda been on it? What songs would they've done?

Steve Brooks

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Oct 7, 2008, 11:29:56 AM10/7/08

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"Frunobulax" wrote

That's always good for a thread -

1. FZ & Joni Mitchell - Big Yellow Swifty

...

--
SB

Dave

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Oct 7, 2008, 12:12:55 PM10/7/08

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"Steve Brooks" <ste...@postmaster.invalid> wrote in message
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>
> 1. FZ & Joni Mitchell - Big Yellow Swifty

2. FZ & Sweet - Little Willy the Pimp

Yesterdays Wafflez

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Oct 7, 2008, 12:24:43 PM10/7/08

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1. FZ & Joni Mitchell - Big Yellow Swifty

2. FZ & Bob Dylan - He Only Growls at Catholics (his dog-of you)

Y.W.

Yesterdays Wafflez

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Oct 7, 2008, 12:48:20 PM10/7/08

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(lemme try it again)

1. FZ & Joni Mitchell - Big Yellow Swifty

2. FZ & Sweet - Little Willy the Pimp

3. FZ & Steely Dan - Katie Lied So Big

pbuzb...@yahoo.com

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Oct 7, 2008, 1:04:25 PM10/7/08

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On Oct 7, 11:48 am, YesterdaysWaff...@webtv.net (Yesterdays Wafflez)
wrote:

FZ & The Police - Wrapped Around Your Friendly Little Finger

Pat Buzby
Chicago, IL

Frunobulax

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Oct 7, 2008, 1:09:21 PM10/7/08

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1. FZ & Joni Mitchell - Big Yellow Swifty

2. FZ & Sweet - Little Willy the Pimp

3. FZ & Steely Dan - Katie Lied So Big

4. FZ & The Police - Wrapped Around Your Friendly Little Finger

5. FZ & Foghat - Fool For The City of Tiny Lights

6. FZ & Debbie Boone - Blue Light Up My Life

Román García

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Oct 7, 2008, 1:18:09 PM10/7/08

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7. FZ & John Denver - Billy The Rocky Mountain High

Frunobulax

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Oct 7, 2008, 1:21:51 PM10/7/08

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8. FZ & The Beatles - Old Brown Shoe Don't Make It

9. FZ & Cheap Trick - Who Are The Dream Police?

Alan Tignanelli

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Oct 7, 2008, 1:53:51 PM10/7/08

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10. FZ & Cyndi Lauper - Catholic Girls Just Want To Have Fun

11. FZ & Michael Hedges - Watermelon Man In Easter Hay (Hedges cover of a song whose original artist
escapes me)

12. FZ & Slade (or Quiet Riot) - My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama Weer All Crazee Now

13. FZ & Aldo Nova - Dancin' Foolin' Yourself

14. FZ & Rod Stewart & Jeff Beck (because he's so fluid) - Plastic People Get Ready

Alan

Charles Ulrich

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Oct 7, 2008, 2:19:14 PM10/7/08

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In article <gcg7nf$80u$1...@registered.motzarella.org>,
Alan Tignanelli <aftSPAMTO...@tignanelli.com> wrote:

15. FZ & Neil Innes - How Sweet To Be An Idiot Bastard Son

--Charles

ttuerff

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Oct 7, 2008, 2:25:31 PM10/7/08

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On Oct 7, 10:53 am, Alan Tignanelli

FZ and the Supremes - Dummy Up the Ladder to the Roof

TT

Big Al

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Oct 7, 2008, 2:25:48 PM10/7/08

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OK, I WAS glad to see you're still posting. I was actually going for
more of the smart-ass take than the raging homophobe thing but who cares.

Big Al

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Oct 7, 2008, 2:26:34 PM10/7/08

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Jerk face? Are you kidding me? Hey Frunie, the 50s called, they want
their insult back.

Yesterdays Wafflez

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Oct 7, 2008, 2:38:56 PM10/7/08

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1. FZ & Joni Mitchell - Big Yellow Swifty

2. FZ & Sweet - Little Willy the Pimp

3. FZ & Steely Dan - Katie Lied So Big

4. FZ & The Police - Wrapped Around Your Friendly Little Finger

5. FZ & Foghat - Fool For The City of Tiny Lights

6. FZ & Debbie Boone - Blue Light Up My Life

7. FZ & John Denver - Billy The Rocky Mountain High

8. FZ & The Beatles - Old Brown Shoe Don't Make It

9. FZ & Cheap Trick - Who Are The Dream Police?

10. FZ & Cyndi Lauper - Catholic Girls Just Want To Have Fun

11. FZ & Michael Hedges - Watermelon Man In Easter Hay (Hedges cover of
a song whose original artist escapes me)

12. FZ & Slade (or Quiet Riot) - My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama Weer
All Crazee Now

13. FZ & Aldo Nova - Dancin' Foolin' Yourself

14. FZ & Rod Stewart & Jeff Beck (because he's so fluid) - Plastic
People Get Ready

FZ and the Supremes - Dummy Up the Ladder to the Roof

FZ & Disney's® SingAlongSongs - Pinocchio's Furniture

Frunobulax

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Oct 7, 2008, 3:30:42 PM10/7/08

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> OK, I WAS glad to see you're still posting. I was actually going for
more of the smart-ass take than the raging homophobe thing but who
cares.

Ut! Sorry! The problem with written communication is that it can
sometimes be hard to tell if someone's cracking wise or just being a
crack.

If you'se wuz only trying to be funny, I'm sorry I missed it and
apologize for popping off. (but otherwise, you'se a jerk face, in my
book).

back to the mash-ups!

Big Al

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Oct 7, 2008, 4:09:34 PM10/7/08

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Frunobulax wrote:

Nah, to be perfectly honest, I'm every bit of that jerk face and more.

Les Cargill

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Oct 7, 2008, 7:05:54 PM10/7/08

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2. FX and Leslie West - Man from Billy the Mountain.

--
Les Cargill

computeruser

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Oct 7, 2008, 9:15:51 PM10/7/08

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"Big Al" wrote...

Why don't you make like a tree and get outta here.

Zomby Woof

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Oct 7, 2008, 11:57:21 PM10/7/08

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"Yesterdays Wafflez" <Yesterda...@webtv.net> wrote in message
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1. FZ & Joni Mitchell - Big Yellow Swifty

2. FZ & Sweet - Little Willy the Pimp

3. FZ & Steely Dan - Katie Lied So Big

4. FZ & The Police - Wrapped Around Your Friendly Little Finger

5. FZ & Foghat - Fool For The City of Tiny Lights

6. FZ & Debbie Boone - Blue Light Up My Life

7. FZ & John Denver - Billy The Rocky Mountain High

8. FZ & The Beatles - Old Brown Shoe Don't Make It

9. FZ & Cheap Trick - Who Are The Dream Police?

10. FZ & Cyndi Lauper - Catholic Girls Just Want To Have Fun

11. FZ & Michael Hedges - Watermelon Man In Easter Hay (Hedges cover of
a song whose original artist escapes me)

12. FZ & Slade (or Quiet Riot) - My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama Weer
All Crazee Now

13. FZ & Aldo Nova - Dancin' Foolin' Yourself

14. FZ & Rod Stewart & Jeff Beck (because he's so fluid) - Plastic
People Get Ready

15. FZ and the Supremes - Dummy Up the Ladder to the Roof

16. FZ & Disney's® SingAlongSongs - Pinocchio's Furniture

17. FZ & Three Dog Night - One is the Loneliest Little Girl

18. FZ & Three Dog Night - Shambalina

19. FZ & Three Dog Night - Never Been to Centerville

20. FZ & Three Dog Night - I'm With the One Man Band (OK...a bit of a
stretch...)

Frunobulax

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Oct 8, 2008, 12:44:09 AM10/8/08

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On Oct 7, 8:57 pm, "Zomby Woof" <popil8...@shaw.ca> wrote:
> "Yesterdays Wafflez" <YesterdaysWaff...@webtv.net> wrote in message

21. FZ & America - Deathless Horsie With No Name

22. FZ & Stan Ridgeway - Mexican Radio Is Broken

Frunobulax

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Oct 8, 2008, 12:46:46 AM10/8/08

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> > 11. FZ & Michael Hedges - Watermelon Man In Easter Hay (Hedges cover of
> > a song whose original artist escapes me)

That's Herbie Hancock, aint it?