What Wuz Your Worst Acid Trip????

[Sheik Barack Hussein]

.....Around 1975....took a day off from work.....went to my buddy's
place...an
apartment over an out of business tailor shop.....two other guys we
knew came
over with some "LSD".......yeah sure.......probably monkey
tranquilizer....anyway we all dropped it...........he wuz blasting
Blue
Oyster
Cult on the stereo.......then....just as the acid hit a fire broke out
in the
building across the street & about 20 fire engines came down the
street
sirens
blasting..........one of the other guys...a virgin to acid......stood
up & ran
to the window to see what wuz happening....he had a hole in his pocket
& his
keys fell down his pant leg......he thought it wuz his heart falling
out
because of the acid.........all those things Sgt. Joe Friday warned
the
youth
of Amerika would happen if you took acid........so.......he's
screaming
his
lungs out....Blue oyster Cult is BLASTING from the stereo....& all the
fire
engines with sirens & lights a-goin'....& to top it off....my newly
opened
Genesee Fyfe & Drum Beer got knocked over in all the excitement &
spilled on
the floor......kinda put a damper on things........what a bummer!!!