Why beer is better than Obama
Frank Zappa
Beer is better than Obama because sailors like beer.
Beer is better than Obama because marines like beer.
Beer is better than Obama because beer doesn't come from Madrassas.
Beer is better than Obama because you know what's in beer.
Beer is better than Obama because beer won't take half your paycheck.
Beer is better than Obama because beer makes life a little better.
Beer is better than Obama because you're sad if there's no more beer.
Beer is better than Obama because beer doesn't lie.
Beer is better than Obama because beer doesn't have entitlement
demands.
Beer is better than Obama because beer and whine don't mix.
Beer is better than Obama because beer has a pretty good head on it.
Beer is better than Obama because beer and bowling go together.
Beer is better than Obama because beer and arugula don't.
Beer is better than Obama because beer doesn't leave a bad taste in
your
mouth.
Beer is better than Obama because beer doesn’t mind if you cling to
your
beer.
Beer is better than Obama because beer doesn’t trash talk you behind
your back.
Beer is better than Obama because cold beer disproves the myth of man
made global warming.
Beer is better than Obama because imported beer doesn’t pretend to be
domestic.
Beer is better than Obama because beer likes it when I set my
thermostat
COLD.
Beer is better than Obama because beer is GREEN only on St. Patrick’s
Day.
Beer is better than Obama because beer didn’t smoke pot and snort
coke.
Beer is better than Obama because beer is better than Vichy Water.
Beer is better than Obama because beer is unpretentious.
Beer is better than Obama because people in small towns cling to God,
guns and beer.
Beer is better than Obama because beer doesn't promise you a free
lunch.
Beer is better than Obama because there ain't no Pabst Bilal* Ribbon.
Not yet anyway.
*"Bilal - Satisfies thirst; name of the Prophets Muezzin (one who
calls
for prayer)"
Beer is better than Obama because beer won’t throw you under the bus.
Beer is better than Obama because beer doesn't cut and run.
Beer is better than Obama because beer isn't phony.
Beer is better than Obama because beer doesn't flip-flop.
Beer is better than Obama because beer’s ingredients known for sure.
Beer is better than Obama because beer makes people happy.
Beer is better than Obama because beer is as American as apple pie.
Beer is better than Obama because beer isn't promoted on National
Public
Radio.
Beer is better than Obama because beer doesn't mind if you own an SUV.
Beer is better than Obama because beer doesn't care how much you make.
Beer is better than Obama because a beer won't blame America for 9/11.
Beer is better than Obama because beer doesn't whine, it bubbles.
Beer is better than Obama because beer isn't a lawyer.
Beer is better than Obama because beer comes with an expiration date.
Beer is better than Obama because beer and NASCAR go together.
Beer is better than Obama because you're not afraid to turn your back
on
a beer.
Beer is better than Obama because beers don't have friends who bombed
the pentagon.
Beer is better than Obama because an empty beer is better than an
empty
suit.
Beer is better than Obama because beer minds its own business.
Beer is better than Obama because beer doesn't tell you what you want
to
hear.
Beer is better than Obama because beer is worth what you pay for it.
Beer is better than Obama because beer doesn't lecture you about
"global
warming."
Beer is better than Obama because beer doesn't care what color you
are.
Beer is better than Obama because beer doesn't want to take away your
gun.
Beer is better than Obama because beer is popular with working people.
Beer is better than Obama because beer isn't crazy.
Beer is better than Obama because beers don't start out as empties.
Beer is better than Obama because beers don't rig elections.
Beer is better than Obama because beers don't raise taxes.
Beer is better than Obama because beer and coke don't mix.
***
Beer wants to make you sociable; Obama wants to make you socialist.
No matter how often you pee, you can't rid yourself of Obama.
A beer hangover means you had a good time; an Obama hangover means the
good times are gone.
Beer will make the ball game more fun; Obama will tax your balls off.
Too much beer means some of us will occasionally have to say "I'm
sorry." Too much Obama means we're all gonna be very, very sorry for a
long, long time.
Yesterdays Wafflez
Beer is better than my ex cause she don't get shit & I can
smack-my-monkey to anything I want, I can listen to Howard Stern & my
Sam Kinison tapes & I got my records back!
Well, that was in '94.....
Y.W.
Yesterdays Wafflez
Re: Why beer is better than Obama
Group: alt.fan.frank-zappa Date: Wed, Nov 18, 2009, 12:54am From:
Yesterda...@webtv.net Wrote while he was blitzed!
"...anything I want, I can listen to Howard Stern & my Sam Kinison tapes
& I got my records back!...
Dammit! I hate waking up the next morning & seeing a post that I have
NO rememberance of doing! Damn Gin & Tonics!!
Y.W.
Frank Zappa
wrote:
> Re: Why beer is better than Obama
>
> Group: alt.fan.frank-zappa Date: Wed, Nov 18, 2009, 12:54am From:
>
> "...anything I want, I can listen to Howard Stern & my Sam Kinison tapes
> & I got my records back!...
>
> Dammit! I hate waking up the next morning & seeing a post that I have
> NO rememberance of doing!
Look at it as something else you can do whenever you want.
Strictly Commercial
> <whatever>
Beer is just as good as Obama, and different from Obama haters (who have
nothing against the coloured man, why, some of the best service they've
ever received has been from coloured folk), because it actually has a head.
Rollo
The old geezer
> Too much beer means some of us will occasionally have to say "I'm
> sorry."
Yeah, sure! And this from some ZappaFanatic who chugs a 12 pack of
Milwaukee's Best Ice Light every day!!!!
TOG
Yesterdays Wafflez
..Dammit! I hate waking up the next morning & seeing a post that I
have NO rememberance of doing!...
Group: alt.fan.frank-zappa Date: Wed, Nov 18, 2009, 2:37pm From:
batp...@gmail.com (Frank Zappa) wrote:
"Look at it as something else you can do whenever you want."
Totally cool! Yes it is & I'm grateful for that!
Thanz batpuller!
Y.W.
Les Cargill
You say that like it's a bad thing.
--
Les Cargill
Frank Zappa
I don't touch 'light' or 'ice' beer.