THIS IS NOT THE FREEH REPORT BUT PRETTY CLOSE

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STATE COLLEGE. Pa. (Rueters) --
Professors of anthropology and paleontology
at Penn State University did indeed give Ed
Conrad -- and Truth -- a good screwing in his
search for honest answers about man's origin
and ancestry.
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It used every evil, wicked, dishonest trick
in the book in an unsuccessful effort to make
Ed look like an imbecile affter he made the
most incredible discovery in the history of
History, The Report reported.
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To wit, MAN AS OLD AS COAL
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The report includes an exclusive never-seen-
before photo of Penn State's instrument of crime
(or, as we here on the campus call it, The Silencer) .
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http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/37/22/23112237.jpg
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It should be noted that this Free Report, which
you don't have to pay for, has nothing whatsoever
to do with The Freeh Report about the Jerry
Sandusky Cover-Up to be released Thursday.
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The only similiarity, source say, is that the
Penn State profs and Jerry Sandusky apparently
had used the same type of weapon.
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Meanwhile, mathematicians and rocket
scientists say the screwing Ed Conrad and
Mankind received was about 10,000 times
a worse crime than than the smorgasbord
parties in which good ol' Jerry engaged,
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In any event, here are pictures of mind-boggling
fossils discovered by Ed between anthracite coal
veins that Penn State's so-called "experts" in
anthropology and paleontology identified as nothing
but rocks and/or concretions.
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This, the Free Report says, is contradictory
to all of the positive results that have been obtained
about the fossils via state-of-the-art testing (including
dried blood as authenticated by American Medical
Laboratories of Chantilly, Va.).

PETRIFIED HUMAN REMAINS BETWEEN COAL
VEINS PROVE EVOLUTION AN AESOP'S FABLE
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MAN AS OLD AS COAL
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http://www.edconrad.com
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TIME TO END THE MONKEY BUSINESS
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http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.ed-conrad/msg/522305f02e955b66
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ED CONRAD'S OTHER CONTRIBUTION TO MANKIND
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HOLY SH*T!
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http://www.edconrad.org
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CO-CONSPIRATORS IN CRIME AGAINST MANKIND
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/SaveTheWhale,jpg
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American Anthropological Association
American Association of Physical Anthropologists
American Board of Forensic Anthropology
American Society of Primatologists
American Academy of Forensic Sciences
The British Academy
Institute of Human Origins
The Leakey Foundation
Palaeoanthropology Society
University Departments (Brainwashing101)
Department of Anthropology, University of Arizona
School of Human Evolution & Social Change (formerly Department of
Anthropology) Arizona State University
Anthropology at Berkeley, University of California, Berkeley
Department of Anthropology, University of California, Los Angeles
Anthropology at UCSD, University of California, San Diego
Department of Anthropology, University of California, Santa Barbara)
Smithsonian Institution
Department of Anthropology, University of Chicago
Department of Anthropology, Columbia University
Department of Anthropology, Cornell University
Ph.DSociety for Economic Anthropology
Society for Ethnomusicology
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UNITED STATES (REGIONAL)
Northeastern Anthropological Association
Eastern States Archaeological Federation
Council for Northeast Historical Archaeology
Archaeological Society of Connecticut
Maine Archaeological Society
Massachusetts Archaeological Society
New Hampshire Archeological Society
New York State Archaeological Association
Vermont Archaeological Society
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INTERNATIONAL ANTHROPOLOGY ORGANIZATIONS
International Union of Anthropological and Ethnological Sciences
Canadian Sociology and Anthropology Association
Societe canadienne de sociologie et d'anthropologie
Canadian Archaeological Association
Canadian Anthropology Society
Royal Anthropological Institute (UK)
Association of Social Anthropologists of U.K. and the Commonwealth
European Association of Social Anthropologists
Association of Social Anthropologists of Aoteaora/NewZealand
Council for British Archaeology
Society for Industrial Archaeology
Society of Africanist Archaeologists
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Pilbeam Paul PZ Myers Stephen Hawking Richard
Dawkins Richard Leakey Roger Cuffey Raymond Rye
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