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Best Concubine

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Tony

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Dec 29, 2009, 6:01:23 PM12/29/09
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Who was the best concubine: Jessica or Chani?


Freakzilla

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Dec 30, 2009, 9:18:32 AM12/30/09
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On Dec 29, 6:01 pm, "Tony" <t...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> Who was the best concubine:  Jessica or Chani?

Chani was too boney, bruised my pelvis.

Stoned in Arrakeen

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Dec 30, 2009, 11:30:31 AM12/30/09
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Freakzilla mourned his pelvis on 30/12/2009 14:18:

> On Dec 29, 6:01 pm, "Tony" <t...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>> Who was the best concubine: Jessica or Chani?
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> Chani was too boney, bruised my pelvis.

Nevertheless she could, apparently, suck a bowling-ball through a straw.
Don't know why she'd want to, though, as it sounds a bit silly to me.
Having said that, Jessica's definitely the best because she was into
S&M, as illustrated by the following dialogue :

"You may refer to me as 'my Lady,'" Jessica said. "I'm not noble born.
I'm the bound concubine of the Duke Leto."

Strike, dear mistress,
And cure his heart.

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