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(BREAKING NEWS) PERRY SATURN FOUND DEAD OF APPARENT SUICIDE

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crook...@yahoo.com

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Jul 25, 2007, 9:49:59 PM7/25/07
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(FROM FOXNEWS.COM)

A former wrestler leapt to his death from a 17th-floor office at the
CNN Center yesterday, severing a leg that crashed to the sidewalk in
front of horrified onlookers.

Cops raced to the multimedia-based landmark just before 3 p.m. after
several witnesses called 911 to report a body part on the ground on
One CNN Center. A police source identified the dead man as Perry
"Saturn"
Satello, 40, of Boston, Mass.

"I cried and got sick to my stomach," said , 46, a tourist from
Virginia who was accompanied by her 11-year-old daughter and 16-year-
old niece. "I pray he knew who God was."

The left leg, severed below the knee, was bare except for a gray and
black boot. Police said the rest of Satello's body was found intact on
a 11th-floor landing.

It wasn't immediately clear what prompted Kanovsky's suicide.

"He was talking to a lawyer," said a man who works in the suite. "He
just got up, opened the window and jumped."

A police source said that Satello met with a personal injury claims
lawyer in one room and jumped from another.

"I was just walking up to play the Lotto," said David Belzer, 72..
"There was a thud. Two ladies started screaming."

Belzer said people panicked and took off running. Cops blocked off the
street immediately.

"I saw the leg hit the ground," said a 63-year-old Phildelphia man who
had parked a First Class Tours bus full of visitors on One CNN Center.
"One of the ladies in the back took a picture."

Some didn't immediately grasp that the leg was real, he said.

"What would inspire a man to do such a thing,", the man wondered
aloud. "What in Christ's name?".

Satello had been a co-worker several times with child murderer Chris
Benoit, and was an ex-employee
of Vince McMahon's World Wrestling Entertainment. WWE officials had no
comment as of press time.

robcypher.livejournal.com

Viper

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Jul 25, 2007, 10:18:45 PM7/25/07
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crook...@yahoo.com wrote:
> (FROM FOXNEWS.COM)
>
> A former wrestler leapt to his death from a 17th-floor office at the
> CNN Center yesterday, severing a leg that crashed to the sidewalk in
> front of horrified onlookers.
>
Fake.


§¦«The Wraith»¦§

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Jul 25, 2007, 10:39:53 PM7/25/07
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In news:hp-dnYBpdO4bmTXb...@comcast.com,
Viper <ven...@gmail.com> typed:

Obviously... no credible source would use a phrase such as this one:

David E. Powell

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Jul 25, 2007, 10:48:01 PM7/25/07
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On Jul 25, 10:39 pm, "§¦«The Wraith»¦§" <Nightmare...@netz3r0.com>
wrote:
> Innews:hp-dnYBpdO4bmTXb...@comcast.com,
> Viper <ven...@gmail.com> typed:

>
> > crookedj...@yahoo.com wrote:
> >> (FROM FOXNEWS.COM)
>
> >> A former wrestler leapt to his death from a 17th-floor office at the
> >> CNN Center yesterday, severing a leg that crashed to the sidewalk in
> >> front of horrified onlookers.
>
> > Fake.
>
> Obviously... no credible source would use a phrase such as this one:
>
> "Satello had been a co-worker several times with child murderer Chris
> Benoit"

The Headline got me because he was Kronus' partner inthe Eliminators
and man I miss watching them in ECW. I am glad this is fake. Not funny
man.

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