I would give a description here, but I'm truly awful at describing
myself, and anyway, much of it is due to change without notice.
Now then... who wants cake? I make one of my abodes practically next to
about five bakeries!
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Meliral, He Who Seeks Sig-Content In The Depths Of His Mind And Fails
Cake sounds good :)
I'll have a slice of chocolate.
Welcome to Here, and enjoy.
*offers peppermint cheesecake*
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> Cake sounds good :)
> I'll have a slice of chocolate.
Catch!
> Welcome to Here, and enjoy.
>
> *offers peppermint cheesecake*
*takes, sniffs vaguely suspiciously, nibbles, wolfs at great speed*
Thank you. And I think I probably will.
Welcome, welcome!
Cookie?
*Offers choklit chip cookeis*
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*tries to catch cake in his mouth*
~Dafydd Edward Dragon~
> Now then... who wants cake? I make one of my abodes practically next to
> about five bakeries!
I don't mind cake. Is it a lie? (Internet meme FTW)
The Cake Is As Real As You Want It To Be, in this case.
So if you think it's a lie, then yes, it is. Otherwise, it's just
tasty. Here, try.
Jk, jk. 'noms' Yum.
Welcome!
I will accept this cake, and offer some of my Wicked Double-Chocolate
Fudge of Doom in return.
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Rhainor
rha...@gmail.com
Ohohoh, now we're talking. How do you achieve the Doom, or is it a
secret recipe? If it is, would you consider handing it over in exchange
for, say, some crystallised forces? I can supply most kinds.
Both "wicked" and "doom" come from the fact that it's addictingly good
("doom" is a bit of an exaggeration, but it's just fun to stick "of
Doom" on the end of something). As the lady I got the recipe from is
fond of saying, if you don't like someone, they only get ONE piece. :P
No, the recipe is not secret. In fact, I enjoy sharing it, and posted
it elsewhere on the site. But, in the interest of laziness, I'll put it
here too:
http://far-side-of-reality.net/wiki/Wicked_Fudge_Recipe
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Rhainor
rha...@gmail.com
Many many many many many many thanks.
And "of Doom" may not be an exaggeration by the time I'm done with it...
The cake is a liar.
(Woot t-shirt joke on said meme)
Reminds me that I have a "cocolate cake in a coffee cup" recipie around
somewhere.
(also that wiki page has a footnote indicator about the riots and no
footnote).
Went and dug it up.
5 MINUTE CHOCOLATE MUG CAKE
4 tablespoons flour
4 tablespoons sugar
2 tablespoons cocoa
1 egg
3 tablespoons milk
3 tablespoons oil
3 tablespoons chocolate chips (optional)
A small splash of vanilla extract
1 large coffee mug (MicroSafe)
Add dry ingredients to mug, and mix well. Add the egg and mix
thoroughly.
Pour in the milk and oil and mix well..
Add the chocolate chips (if using) and vanilla extract, and mix again..
Put your mug in the microwave and cook for 3 minutes at 1000 watts..
The cake will rise over the top of the mug, but don't be alarmed!
Allow to cool a little, and tip out onto a plate if desired.
EAT ! (this can serve 2 if you want to feel slightly more virtuous).
And why is this the most dangerous cake recipe in the world?
Because now we are all only 5 minutes away from chocolate cake at any
time of the day or night!
Oh, no! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!?
...Ah, well, I have no microwave, so I'm safe.
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Meliral, He Who Seeks Sig-Content In The Depths Of His Mind And Fails.
I know. I did that on purpose. :P
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Rhainor
rha...@gmail.com
I sees.
I said it was dangerous.
Didn't I?
Oh now look what I did.
http://far-side-of-reality.net/wiki/5_minute_chocolate_cake
Oops.
Now it's in a wiki.
I just tried this yesturday, it wasn't at all bad. Could use some iceing
and such, but it's definately cake! ^.^ my parents liked it enough that
they went along behind me and also made their own.
~Dafydd Edward Dragon~
Good to know it works! I've been meaning to actually whip some 1
serving cake up, but haven't ever gotten around to it.
Hmm...I wonder if I can extrpolate a 1 serving frosting recipie?
(Mix powdered sugar, butter, and milk in a tablespoon....)
*Breaks out the Joy of Cooking*
Quick White Icing (1/8th recipie attempt)
1/4 cup powdered sugar
1/2 tablespoon unsalted butter
3/8 tablespoon hot heavy cream
3/8 to 1/2 tablespoon milk, dry sherry, rum, or coffee
1/8 teaspoon vanilla
a tiny amount of salt (1/64th of a teaspoon--"half a pinch" is probably
enough)
Mix the sugar, butter, and heavy cream in a cup. Add the milk (dry
sherry, rum, or coffee), vanilla and salt, and beat until smooth.
Correct consistency if necessary by adding small amounts of powdered
sugar or liquid of choice.
According to the initial recipie, that should make about 1/8th of a cup
of frosting, which is probably more than enough to coat our 1 serving
cake.