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Dragonlance Rhapsody with appologies to queen in Dragon some years back

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JT

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Aug 19, 2002, 6:58:25 AM8/19/02
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Hullo!

Does anybody recall a particular dragon magazine that had the
Dragonlance version of Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody I while back? If
anyone has a copy or know where I can find it i'd love to track it
down.

Cheers

JT

George Hernandez

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Aug 19, 2002, 9:00:48 AM8/19/02
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"JT" <on...@iinet.net.au> wrote in message
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Here you go - enjoy

TANIS: Is this my real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Where do the stars hide?
Why does evil close in on me?

RAISTLIN: Hourglass eyes
Look up to the skies and see.
I'm not a weak mage,
I know the truth, you see.
<magical chorus>
There'll be Dragons Blue, Dragons White
Dragons Good rise to fight.
Any way the War goes
Doesn't really matter to me - to me.

TAS: Tanis, just look at me!
Found a purse all full of gold!
Oh, it's yours? Well, then I'll hold-
Tanis - please let go of me!
I swear I thought you'd thrown it all away!

STURM: Tanis... hey let him go.
He didn't mean to take your cash,
We must be off to find the Lance tomorrow.
Caramon, Caramon,
Where is Kitiara?

KITIARA: I'm late, to meet my friends.
Sent men to the front line
Greatest power will be mine.
Good-bye, everybody, I've got to go,
Gonna leave you all behind and lead my troops.
Tanis (ooo-ooo), you deserve to die.
Behind my back you've fallen for Laurana...

<guitar bridge>

LAURANA: I see a little Qualinesti in your soul,
Tanthalas, Tanthalas, can I be your companion?
The memories you're fighting-
That human woman's fright'ning me!

TANIS: Kitiara (Kitiara), Kitiara (Kitiara)
Kitiara Uth Matar-
A Dragonlord!

FLINT: I'm just an old dwarf, everybody bugs me.
chorus He's Just an old dwarf, but he's still family.
He'll give his life so that we can be free.

CARAMON: Easy go, easy come. They all think I'm dumb.
chorus Car-a-mon, NO! we do not think you're dumb
CARAMON: I'm not dumb?
chorus Car-a-mon, we do not think you're dumb.
CARAMON: I'm not dumb?
chorus Car-a-mon, we do not think you're dumb.
CARAMON: I'm not dumb!
chorus We do not think you're dumb.
CARAMON: I'm not dumb!
chorus We do not think you're dumb.
CARAMON: I'm not dumb! dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum!

Oh, brother Raistlin, brother Raistlin,
Brother Raistlin, where'd you go?

RAISTLIN: To Takhisis, she's a black robe set aside for me
For me...
For meee!

(Guitar piece to Piano interlude.)

STURM: So you think evil dragons can beat the good guys?
So you think you can stab me and leave me to die?
Oh, Lady - you might do this to me, Lady
But you'll never win out,
You'll never deafeat Good and Right!

TANIS: Paladine has triumphed
Check the skies and see.
Evil has no place here-
Evil has no place here-
We're free.

Any way the War goes.


Daniel M. Clark

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Aug 19, 2002, 10:45:58 AM8/19/02
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"George Hernandez" <ghspi...@SPAMoptonline.net> wrote in message
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>
> "JT" <on...@iinet.net.au> wrote in message
> news:rjj1mugs4nf9b736n...@4ax.com...
> >
> > Hullo!
> >
> > Does anybody recall a particular dragon magazine that had the
> > Dragonlance version of Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody I while back? If
> > anyone has a copy or know where I can find it i'd love to track it
> > down.
> >
> > Cheers
>
> Here you go - enjoy
>
> TANIS: Is this my real life?
> Is this just fantasy?
> Where do the stars hide?
> Why does evil close in on me?
>

< Snip the song >
That was great, I missed it the first time around... very clever :)
Someone should throw it in the FAQ (or put a link to a page with it), or
post it at DL.com or something...

cheers,
daniel
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George Hernandez

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Aug 19, 2002, 3:00:05 PM8/19/02
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The Gnomish Space Marines - SpellJammer paordy sung to the Beatles, Yellow
Submarine from old April issue of Dragon Magazine.
re-written by Admiral
Followmyordersorelseillhaveyoushotoutanairlockthatopensinwardfirstsoastonots
hootanythingoutintospacethatmighthavebeenleftintheairlockandforgottenaboutby
accident for his Marine division

=================================

In the sphere where I was born
lived the oldest gnome I've seen
and he told us of his life
in the Gnomish Space Marines.

So we jammed up to the sun
in our fine well built machine
and we joined the stately ranks
of the Gnomish Space Marines.

We are all in the Gnomish Space Marines,
Gnomish Space Marines, Gnomish Space Marines,
We are all in the Gnomish Space Marines,
Gnomish Space Marines, Gnomish Space Marines,

In the sphere where I was born lived the oldest gnome I've seen
And he told us of his life in the Gnomish Space Marines
So we 'jammed up to the sun in our fine well - built machine
And we joined the stately ranks of the Gnomish Space Marines.

We are all in the Gnomish Space Marines,
Gnomish Space Marines, Gnomish Space Marines,
Yes we fight for the Gnomish Space Marines,
Gnomish Space Marines, Gnomish Space Marines,

Got our tinkers all aboard,
All the ones we could afford.
Our kazoo band likes to play.

(musical interlude)

We are all in the Gnomish Space Marines,
Gnomish Space Marines, Gnomish Space Marines,
We are all in the Gnomish Space Marines,
Gnomish Space Marines, Gnomish Space Marines,

Giant hamsters move the wheels,
And they drive our great machine.
They give us spaham for all our meals,
And bite us only when their mean.

We are all in the Gnomish Space Marines,
Gnomish Space Marines, Gnomish Space Marines,
We are all in the Gnomish Space Marines,
Gnomish Space Marines, Gnomish Space Marines,

George Hernandez

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Aug 19, 2002, 3:09:37 PM8/19/02
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"Daniel M. Clark" <tech@_NOSPAM_daniel-clark.com> wrote in message
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>
> "George Hernandez" <ghspi...@SPAMoptonline.net> wrote in message
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> >
> > "JT" <on...@iinet.net.au> wrote in message
> > news:rjj1mugs4nf9b736n...@4ax.com...
> > >

> That was great, I missed it the first time around... very clever :)


> Someone should throw it in the FAQ (or put a link to a page with it), or
> post it at DL.com or something...
>

There were a host of others that I've been trying to find, that I will post
(if no one minds) as I find them...
Gnomish Space Marines
Bar, bar, bar, bar-bar-ian
My Brown-Eyed Ghoul
Til her daddy takes her longsword away


George Hernandez

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Aug 19, 2002, 3:12:46 PM8/19/02
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Oooops looks like i munged that one a little bit - let me repost

In the sphere where I was born
lived the oldest gnome I've seen
and he told us of his life
in the Gnomish Space Marines.

So we jammed up to the sun
in our fine well built machine
and we joined the stately ranks
of the Gnomish Space Marines.

We are all in the Gnomish Space Marines,
Gnomish Space Marines, Gnomish Space Marines,
We are all in the Gnomish Space Marines,
Gnomish Space Marines, Gnomish Space Marines,

Got our tinkers all aboard,


All the ones we could afford.
Our kazoo band likes to play.

(musical interlude)

We are all in the Gnomish Space Marines,
Gnomish Space Marines, Gnomish Space Marines,
We are all in the Gnomish Space Marines,
Gnomish Space Marines, Gnomish Space Marines,

Giant hamsters move the wheels,
And they drive our great machine.
They give us spaham for all our meals,
And bite us only when their mean.

We are all in the Gnomish Space Marines,
Gnomish Space Marines, Gnomish Space Marines,
We are all in the Gnomish Space Marines,
Gnomish Space Marines, Gnomish Space Marines,

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forever darkness

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Aug 19, 2002, 9:58:52 PM8/19/02
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"George Hernandez" <ghspi...@SPAMoptonline.net> wrote:

>There were a host of others that I've been trying to find, that I will post
>(if no one minds) as I find them...
>Gnomish Space Marines
>Bar, bar, bar, bar-bar-ian
>My Brown-Eyed Ghoul
>Til her daddy takes her longsword away

if you check out dl underground, i wrote the lyrics for "the wonderful
thing about kender". i thought it was well done. :)

cassandra
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George Hernandez

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Aug 19, 2002, 10:46:30 PM8/19/02
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"forever darkness" <spi...@cyberbeach.netSpAmBoT> wrote in message
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> "George Hernandez" <ghspi...@SPAMoptonline.net> wrote:
>
> >There were a host of others that I've been trying to find, that I will
post
> >(if no one minds) as I find them...
> >Gnomish Space Marines
> >Bar, bar, bar, bar-bar-ian
> >My Brown-Eyed Ghoul
> >Til her daddy takes her longsword away
>
> if you check out dl underground, i wrote the lyrics for "the wonderful
> thing about kender". i thought it was well done. :)
>
> cassandra

Did you do Silvan the Speaker (to Copa Cabana) also?

Those were clever


forever darkness

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Aug 19, 2002, 10:53:06 PM8/19/02
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"George Hernandez" <ghspi...@SPAMoptonline.net> wrote:

>> if you check out dl underground, i wrote the lyrics for "the wonderful
>> thing about kender". i thought it was well done. :)
>

>Did you do Silvan the Speaker (to Copa Cabana) also?

no... ninevah wrote the lyrics. but i did the flash movies for both.


>Those were clever

i had that horrid copa cobana song going through my head for *weeks*.
trying to do a flash karaokee for it was annoying as hell, altho i was
quite pleased with my results.

the kender one was my first shot at the flash karaokee, and i wanted
to use something short, so i wrote the song as well. :)

glad you liked them tho. :)

cassandra
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/.-.-./ " " \.-.-.\ |"embrace the darkness"
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JT

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Aug 20, 2002, 9:32:15 AM8/20/02
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Many many thanks for that :)

JT

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Aug 20, 2002, 9:36:14 AM8/20/02
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Please keep them coming, any idea which edition of Dragon they were
in?

JT

Matthew L. Martin

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Aug 20, 2002, 10:42:03 AM8/20/02
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>
>Please keep them coming, any idea which edition of Dragon they were
>in?
>
>JT

Issue #192. See also issues #204, 216, 228, and 238, although I'm not sure
if they're in all of them.


Matthew L. Martin
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George Hernandez

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Aug 20, 2002, 4:37:01 PM8/20/02
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"Undead", sung to the tune of Downtown (not sure if complete)

Delving all day, looking for something to slay,
Well you can always kill...UNDEAD!
Running through dugneons, want to ruin your day,
Well look what's joined the fray...UNDEAD!

Wights, Liches, Banshees, Wraiths, Ghouls, Vampires, Ghosts and Zombies!
Shadows, Spectres, Skeletons, and look, a Greater Mummy!
Try to live...
The night ordeal slowly ends
Go get a few Restorations, and slay them again

Go slay...UNDEAD!
They're Evil through and through!
UNDEAD! It's what you're paid to do!
UNDEAD! They're rotting there waiting for you...

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Instead, why dont we have oxes and why dont we have boxen?
Why do we have octopi instead of having octopusen?
How did we come up with mice instead of mousi, mouses or mousen?
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