"European Space Agency is looking to send British citizens into space. Would
prefer to start with phone sanitizers, marketing consultants and hair
stylists"
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-- Dave
Read my latest astronomy column!
http://parkingorbit.blogspot.com/
And this from the same site:
"New travel guide describes England as 'a nation of overweight,
binge-drinking reality TV addicts.' (Mostly harmless)"
I'm sensing a pattern here.