Nudists and Towels
Kasatka
but she has a friend who is a nudist, just not in public, on a nudist ranch
[1], to be specific, but anyway, I said it would be odd to be a nudist,
sitting where other butts have sat before [2], and she said "Oh no, they
always have their towel."
So.
Are the nudists safe from being blown up to make an intergalatic highway?
~ Kasatka, 137
[1] Yes, that is where nudists are grown.
[2] Not to mention being nude would make me rather uncomfortable.
MEow
<kas...@excite.com> on Sat, 16 Jun 2001 23:07:49 -0700 wrote:
>I had a conversation with a friend, who's not a nudist, nor am I a nudist,
>but she has a friend who is a nudist, just not in public, on a nudist ranch
>[1], to be specific, but anyway, I said it would be odd to be a nudist,
>sitting where other butts have sat before [2], and she said "Oh no, they
>always have their towel."
That is correct - they sit on a towel.
>
>So.
>
>Are the nudists safe from being blown up to make an intergalatic highway?
>
No - they just understand the value of knowing where their towel is.
They have no electronic thumb, though...
>
>[1] Yes, that is where nudists are grown.
>[2] Not to mention being nude would make me rather uncomfortable.
>
Yes.
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MP
<nik...@wanadoo.spammustdie.dk> wrote, on Sun, 17 Jun 2001 13:31:53
+0200, that:
<snip about nudists sitting on towels>
>>So.
>>
>>Are the nudists safe from being blown up to make an intergalatic highway?
>>
>No - they just understand the value of knowing where their towel is.
>They have no electronic thumb, though...
Where would they keep it, anyway...
MP (AFDTT)
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Dkcsac
>but she has a friend who is a nudist, just not in public, on a nudist ranch
>[1], to be specific, but anyway, I said it would be odd to be a nudist,
>sitting where other butts have sat before [2], and she said "Oh no, they
>always have their towel."
>
Yes, even nudists have to be hygenic. It also makes a good cover-up if a male
nudist finds himself admiring the females a little too much, if you know what I
mean.
Kevin Stafferton
"Dkcsac" <dkc...@aol.comment> wrote in message
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>
> Yes, even nudists have to be hygenic. It also makes a good cover-up if a
male
> nudist finds himself admiring the females a little too much, if you know
what I
> mean.
Isn't that what jacuzzis are for?
Kevin
Ken Mortimer
MP wrote:
It's a known fact all nudists are issued "things wich their aunt gave them
which they never knew what it was anyway" (see: H2G2 text-based game) and thus
can fit their thumbs in those.
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Ken Mortimer
No, I believe those are for cleaning yourself off after one of those admired
females sits down next to you and accidentally places her hand very close to
your crotch.
Kevin Stafferton
"Ken Mortimer" <gr...@tampabay.rr.com> wrote in message
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> Kevin Stafferton wrote:
>
> > "Dkcsac" <dkc...@aol.comment> wrote in message
> > news:20010617134733...@ng-fj1.aol.com...
> > >
> > > Yes, even nudists have to be hygenic. It also makes a good cover-up if
a
> > male
> > > nudist finds himself admiring the females a little too much, if you
know
> > what I
> > > mean.
> >
> > Isn't that what jacuzzis are for?
> >
> > Kevin
>
> No, I believe those are for cleaning yourself off after one of those
admired
> females sits down next to you and accidentally places her hand very close
to
> your crotch.
>
Suddenly I feel very disturbed.
Kevin
Ken Mortimer
... I wonder if there are nudist towels who always have their humans.
matt
wrote:
>I had a conversation with a friend, who's not a nudist, nor am I a nudist,
>but she has a friend who is a nudist, just not in public, on a nudist ranch
>[1], to be specific, but anyway, I said it would be odd to be a nudist,
>sitting where other butts have sat before [2], and she said "Oh no, they
>always have their towel."
And the awards for the Most Gratituous Uses Of Teh Word "Nudist" [3]
In A Post To Afda goes to...
>~ Kasatka, 137
>[2] Not to mention being nude would make me rather uncomfortable.
Much less than if you were wearing clothes.
[3] I award this award due to 'Nudist' being one of those words that
look sillier every time you see it.
matt
>Hmm, he may be wrong, but MP thinks that MEow
><nik...@wanadoo.spammustdie.dk> wrote, on Sun, 17 Jun 2001 13:31:53
>+0200, that:
>
><snip about nudists sitting on towels>
>>>So.
>>>
>>>Are the nudists safe from being blown up to make an intergalatic highway?
>>>
>>No - they just understand the value of knowing where their towel is.
>>They have no electronic thumb, though...
>
>Where would they keep it, anyway...
Let's just say that women can keep their friend's too.
Kasatka
matt <ma...@matthammond.co.uk> wrote in message
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> On Sat, 16 Jun 2001 23:07:49 -0700, "Kasatka" <kas...@excite.com>
> wrote:
>
> >I had a conversation with a friend, who's not a nudist, nor am I a
nudist,
> >but she has a friend who is a nudist, just not in public, on a nudist
ranch
> >[1], to be specific, but anyway, I said it would be odd to be a nudist,
> >sitting where other butts have sat before [2], and she said "Oh no, they
> >always have their towel."
>
> And the awards for the Most Gratituous Uses Of Teh Word "Nudist" [3]
> In A Post To Afda goes to...
>
> >~ Kasatka, 137
I WON I WON I WON!!
Did you just hear a noise? It sounded like a thousand people saying
"Whop..."
Kasatka
Kasatka <kas...@excite.com> wrote in message
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> I had a conversation with a friend, who's not a nudist, nor am I a nudist,
> but she has a friend who is a nudist, just not in public, on a nudist
ranch
> [1], to be specific, but anyway, I said it would be odd to be a nudist,
> sitting where other butts have sat before [2], and she said "Oh no, they
> always have their towel."
>
> So.
>
> Are the nudists safe from being blown up to make an intergalatic highway?
I was pondering this question some more last night and came to the
conclusion that a nudist would not make a good hitchhiker. For while the
fact that you carry a towel typically makes one assume that you have
everything else you need, being a nudist clearly demonstrates that
something's lacking.
Maybe we should run a study. Have some nudist hitchhiker's without towels
(of varying, uh, beauty) and some with (again, varying beauty), and then
some dressed with and without towels - see who gets the most rides.
I'm all into statistics this week. My current project at work is "Is the
bathroom key with the red keychain taken the most often or is it the one
with the black keychain?" So far red is winning 10-1.
Ken Mortimer
I'm all for that study! :-P
Bagman
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At least he'd have somewhere to hang the towel..... for a "short" while..
Keep SPAM outside the wire...
Lose the " X " to e-mail me.
May the Farce be with you.
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Sid
>I had a conversation with a friend, who's not a nudist, nor am I a nudist,
>but she has a friend who is a nudist, just not in public, on a nudist ranch
>[1], to be specific, but anyway, I said it would be odd to be a nudist,
>sitting where other butts have sat before [2], and she said "Oh no, they
>always have their towel."
>So.
>Are the nudists safe from being blown up to make an intergalatic highway?
Only if they have a lot to drink.
>~ Kasatka, 137
>[1] Yes, that is where nudists are grown.
>[2] Not to mention being nude would make me rather uncomfortable.
Yes, of course.
Sid, bathes in the nude
Sid
>Kasatka <kas...@excite.com> wrote in message
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>> I had a conversation with a friend, who's not a nudist, nor am I a nudist,
>> but she has a friend who is a nudist, just not in public, on a nudist
>ranch
>> [1], to be specific, but anyway, I said it would be odd to be a nudist,
>> sitting where other butts have sat before [2], and she said "Oh no, they
>> always have their towel."
>>
>> So.
>>
>> Are the nudists safe from being blown up to make an intergalatic highway?
>I was pondering this question some more last night and came to the
>conclusion that a nudist would not make a good hitchhiker. For while the
>fact that you carry a towel typically makes one assume that you have
>everything else you need, being a nudist clearly demonstrates that
>something's lacking.
>Maybe we should run a study. Have some nudist hitchhiker's without towels
>(of varying, uh, beauty) and some with (again, varying beauty), and then
>some dressed with and without towels - see who gets the most rides.
I volunteer. To take down the stats!
>I'm all into statistics this week. My current project at work is "Is the
>bathroom key with the red keychain taken the most often or is it the one
>with the black keychain?" So far red is winning 10-1.
You lock up your bathroom?
Sid