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JunkyardBallerina

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Nov 4, 2004, 10:51:56 PM11/4/04
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..at my expense: The dog ate my homework. I'm not kidding.

While in traffic on my way home from Burbank, I suddenly figured out some
things to write into a scene of a script I'm helping with. Pen
handy...clipboard had fallen to floor...couldn't reach it, even doing just 20
MPH...Carl's Jr. napkin next to me on seat...okay, I can work around the
logo...traffic slowed even more...jot jot jot...Cool! *Brilliant* Oh man,
this is really good stuff! Ya just never know when the muse will visit. Damn,
I'm good!
Happily, I drove home, hauled my stuff into the office, plopped it all down on
my chair, and left the room.

Just now I've returned to type it into something that not only makes sense in
the scene, but is funny. My dog is sleeping contentedly beside a pile of
tiny specks of Carl's Jr. logo. I guess the logo isn't as yummy as the fries
grease.

Moral of story (three parts): Don't forget to take recorder off charger/place
in car.
Put weight on clipboard so sudden stops don't send it to floor.
Remember dog is pissed she didn't get to go with you, and will eat your
homework to make her point. Especially if it tastes like french fries.
Liza
linguistics of the lunatic
Ascending Peculiarity
Swear With Flair
I know, it's only rock 'n roll, but I like it.
All misspellings Copyrighted
Double consonants are the work of the devil.

Yukon

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Nov 4, 2004, 10:59:26 PM11/4/04
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"JunkyardBallerina" <imagi...@aol.comnofunk> wrote in message news:20041104225156...@mb-m15.aol.com...

LOL! This could only happen to you!
Moral 4: As I've said before, Cheerios are your friend.


pcNOT

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Nov 5, 2004, 1:54:37 PM11/5/04
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On 05 Nov 2004 03:51:56 GMT, imagi...@aol.comnofunk
(JunkyardBallerina) wrote:


>
>Moral of story (three parts): Don't forget to take recorder off charger/place
>in car.
>Put weight on clipboard so sudden stops don't send it to floor.
>Remember dog is pissed she didn't get to go with you, and will eat your
>homework to make her point. Especially if it tastes like french fries.
>Liza
>linguistics of the lunatic
>Ascending Peculiarity
>Swear With Flair
>I know, it's only rock 'n roll, but I like it.
>All misspellings Copyrighted
>Double consonants are the work of the devil.

I just KNEW you were something special......of course I haven't READ
anything yet, but, point me somewhere to read something(you've
written).

JunkyardBallerina

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Nov 5, 2004, 3:48:23 PM11/5/04
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>From: pcNOT nun...@knowhere.net
imagi...@aol.comnofunk
>(JunkyardBallerina) wrote:

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You just did. I can tell it made your day.

Whatt'samatta, you get coal in yer stocking or something?


Tinseltown Rebellion

Yukon

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Nov 5, 2004, 7:17:44 PM11/5/04
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"JunkyardBallerina" <imagi...@aol.comnofunk> wrote in message news:20041105154823...@mb-m15.aol.com...

You gottem' groupie! Er, I mean groupy....groupey, no wait......gropey.....oh no no no......furgettittt......

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