Carmen Electra's Heeving Bazooms
Adam Honse
Pubes
adam
Adam Honse
Psychosusi
he?
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Psychosusi <psych...@aol.com> wrote in message
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Cupid
>
> i missed the carmen electra interview... he didn't waste a rrrrowl on her, did
> he?
She deserved it. She was pretty entertaining. I liked her
doctor story. It was a great interview. She got one rowl.
Lisa
Johan Li (CAS)
>Psychosusi wrote:
> She deserved it. She was pretty entertaining. I liked her
>doctor story. It was a great interview. She got one rowl.
Hmmm, I wonder if it was because she had sprayed glitter on one certain
area of her body that caused her doctor to call her "Fancy".
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Patrick Ennis
all over conan. Plus i think she flashed me.
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JZA
Carmen Electra was okay. I don't know what she is
usually like but unlike some other insanely attractive
women, she is able to tell a good story.
I'm female but even I was distracted by her low-cut
dress. I kept thinking, "Good Lord, Carmen, don't
you dare bend over or your breasts will come
tumbling out."
Jean
Adam Honse
adam
What we have here is a failure to
you dare bend over or your breasts will come
tumbling out.">>
See, I was thinking, "Good Load, Carmen, PLEASE BEND OVER! Look, over
there....it looks like something shiny! Go pick it up!"
-Justin
Before Leno says it:
Impressed with Brandi Chastain's post game-winning goal striping celebration,
President Clintion offered her a job at the White House. The offer was quickly
revoked when Brandi pointed out that she kicks balls for a living.
LesleyG456
>Hmmm, I wonder if it was because she had sprayed glitter on one certain
>area of her body that caused her doctor to call her "Fancy".
if i'm not mistaken, saying something like that to a patient probably violates
one or two laws in more than one state...
fancy? sounds more like itchy to me...
:)
Lesley
"Having a brain isn't necessarily an advantage." - Asa Aarons, Consumer
Reporter,
WNBC - NewsChannel 4
Psychosusi
seen the interview, and stand by my conviction that carmen electra is
untalented and deserves no rrrrowling.
susie (feeling rather agitated)
Gergo Barany
>dammit to hell.....i wish to wallow in my own ignorance, without ever having
>seen the interview, and stand by my conviction that carmen electra is
>untalented and deserves no rrrrowling.
Talent is not why Conan rrrrowls. They have compliments for that.
Gergo
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Adam Honse
didn't catch it.
Psychosusi
yes, yes, i know....but still, it saddens me to see women who are horribly
untalented yet still obscenely rich. ok, it only saddens me because i'm going
to have to work for the rest of my life.
still wallowing,
susie
skunk
LesleyG456 <lesle...@aol.com> wrote in message
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> >From: j...@brill.acomp.usf.edu
>
> >Hmmm, I wonder if it was because she had sprayed glitter on one certain
> >area of her body that caused her doctor to call her "Fancy".
>
>
> if i'm not mistaken, saying something like that to a patient probably
violates
> one or two laws in more than one state...
>
> fancy? sounds more like itchy to me...
And scratchy. Along with a burning sensation. Don't you wonder now if that
"doctor" really has the pretty framed diplomas and the like in their modest
office?
skunk
> dammit to hell.....i wish to wallow in my own ignorance, without ever
having
> seen the interview, and stand by my conviction that carmen electra is
> untalented and deserves no rrrrowling.
>
>
I must agree. Bleedin' bimbo...
Yet, oh yet, there have been worse.
skunk
JZA <j...@westley.org> wrote in message news:378EAD...@westley.org...
> Adam Honse wrote:
>
> > Wait i mean Carmen, uh..... Carmen
>
> > > That was the best interview conan's done,
> > > Pubes
> > > adam
>
> usually like but unlike some other insanely attractive
> women, she is able to tell a good story.
> I'm female but even I was distracted by her low-cut
> you dare bend over or your breasts will come
> tumbling out."
>
You sincerely find Carmen Electra insanely attractive? There's one thing
that makes her very attractive. That of which you've mentioned...
Am I the only one that thinks Annie Lennox is one of the most beautiful
women in the world? Fine. All the women from the golden age of movies with
today's whores out there not acting for a living should be compared. Women
were a hell of a lot hotter back in the day. For reasons besides letting
themselves being tied up and pissed on by extremely famous directors or
such.
I'm just angry.
skunk
What we have here is a failure to <viewa...@aol.communicate> wrote in
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> <<I kept thinking, "Good Lord, Carmen, don't
> you dare bend over or your breasts will come
> tumbling out.">>
>
> there....it looks like something shiny! Go pick it up!"
I was too, but I was also thinking, "Please stop spraying yourself with that
glittery crap. It isn't diverting ANY attention from your rack."
Or maybe I was concentrating far too hard on one certain area.
Psychosusi
>I must agree. Bleedin' bimbo...
>Yet, oh yet, there have been worse.
>
i like the way you think, skunk. even worse than carmen electra, i beleive, is
that frederique model-chick. she seems quite snotty.
skunk
Heh, surprising...
Freddi there is one of the worst by far. Her head will just start oozing
neon-green snot and smudge her mascara, ruining her career as a model. If
it's not in the rat infested dumps already.
JZA
> JZA <j...@westley.org> wrote in message news:378EAD...@westley.org...
> > Carmen Electra was okay. I don't know what she is
> > usually like but unlike some other insanely attractive
> > women, she is able to tell a good story.
> > Jean
> You sincerely find Carmen Electra insanely attractive? There's one thing
> that makes her very attractive. That of which you've mentioned...
> Am I the only one that thinks Annie Lennox is one of the most beautiful
> women in the world? Fine. All the women from the golden age of movies with
> today's whores out there not acting for a living should be compared. Women
> were a hell of a lot hotter back in the day. For reasons besides letting
> themselves being tied up and pissed on by extremely famous directors or
> such.
> I'm just angry.
I'll stand by my statement that Carmen Electra is a very
attractive woman. I may not like her personally (more on
that in my list) but she does have a classical face and
gorgeous hair.
Annie Lennox? I haven't seen pictures of her lately but
loved how she looked in the video for 'Would I Lie to You?'.
Speaking of Golden Age beauties -- Jean Harlow, Katherine
Hepburn when she was in her late 20's & early 30's, Mary
Pickford and Rita Hayward.
Jean
skunk
JZA <j...@westley.org> wrote in message news:378FD5...@westley.org...
> skunk wrote:
>
> > JZA <j...@westley.org> wrote in message news:378EAD...@westley.org...
> > > Carmen Electra was okay. I don't know what she is
> > > usually like but unlike some other insanely attractive
> > > women, she is able to tell a good story.
> > > Jean
>
> > You sincerely find Carmen Electra insanely attractive? There's one thing
> > that makes her very attractive. That of which you've mentioned...
> > Am I the only one that thinks Annie Lennox is one of the most beautiful
> > women in the world? Fine. All the women from the golden age of movies
with
> > today's whores out there not acting for a living should be compared.
Women
> > were a hell of a lot hotter back in the day. For reasons besides letting
> > themselves being tied up and pissed on by extremely famous directors or
> > such.
> > I'm just angry.
>
> I'll stand by my statement that Carmen Electra is a very
> attractive woman. I may not like her personally (more on
> that in my list) but she does have a classical face and
> gorgeous hair.
I can't see it, and I certainly have tried. Coupled with her personality...
Ugh.
> Annie Lennox? I haven't seen pictures of her lately but
> loved how she looked in the video for 'Would I Lie to You?'.
Heh, yes, she looked splendid there. In the "No More I Love You's" video,
too.
>
> Speaking of Golden Age beauties -- Jean Harlow, Katherine
> Hepburn when she was in her late 20's & early 30's, Mary
> Pickford and Rita Hayward.
Me-ow, baby.
>
> Jean
MutantMan
bank account numbers, slice her throat, bury her in the backyard, empty her
bank accounts, and lastly flee the country.
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Psychosusi <psych...@aol.com> wrote in message
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MutantMan <Muta...@att.net> wrote in message
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> Umm you could always go find Carmen Electras house get her credit cards
and
> bank account numbers, slice her throat, bury her in the backyard, empty
her
> bank accounts, and lastly flee the country.
>
Or just put small doses of Arsenic in her food over a period of time so it
would be harder to trace during the autopsy. If you have no patience for
this just bash her head in and immerse yourself in her piercing screams of
unfathomable pain and fear.
Audrey L. Zwingli
Audrey
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and Gorgeous! Her face is Just SOO ATTRACTIVE, and I'd throw my own Grandmother
on the floor just for ONE Night with her...
Psychosusi
i'm sorta lazy, and well, killing just isn't my top priority right now. and
anyway, if i did have that much ambition, i'd probably take aim at jenny
mccarthy...but only with nerf weaponry. wouldn't want to hurt her, just make
her sorry for being so damned annoying.
susie
Dave
delight.
David
"You thought you were going to see a science fiction movie. Let me tell you
what you are going to Be - you are going to BE a science fiction movie. It's
called science friction." -- Raleigh Theodore Sakers
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Dave <dbls...@aol.comPRODIGAL> wrote in message
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> Bashing Carmen Electra is one thing - but Frederique!?!?! She is an earthy
> delight.
>
>
> David
Now you must pay for your sins!
skunk
One day, you'll turn around.
Psychosusi
girl, it doesn't matter) she always comes across as very snooty.
susie
skunk
NYWS102696 <nyws1...@aol.com> wrote in message
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Annie Lennox has near-perfect bone structure and looks ravishing for her
age. Carmen won't take horribly long to spoil. I will have to track you down
and kill you now...
Well, I feel sorry for your Grandmother. How grotesque that you would, for
just one night, probably break your Grandmother's hip. After all the years
she's loved and nurtured you. Now that must have taken strength. I suppose
it could be just me, for I do not prefer that sort of plastic "beauty". They
all look and sound alike. Speaking of sound, Annie has the talent and the
looks. Carmen could probably just stick a tennis ball in her... Well, no
need to head in that direction. Nevertheless, I'm sure you'd want to see
that. At least she isn't anorexic.
skunk
She just isn't. She's mediocre. There are many non-models better looking
than she.
There are many people in the grocery store I've seen that have ended up with
a better face than her. Imagine lil' Freddi with no make-up... She's
nothing.
MutantMan
rid of Carmen Electra whom you seem to find annoying. You know killing two
birds with one stone.
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Psychosusi <psych...@aol.com> wrote in message
JZA
> Psychosusi <psych...@aol.com> wrote in message
> news:19990717025204...@ng-cc1.aol.com...
> > yes, i COULD do all of that horrible stuff to her, but it's just too much
> work.
> > i'm sorta lazy, and well, killing just isn't my top priority right now.
> and
> > anyway, if i did have that much ambition, i'd probably take aim at jenny
> > mccarthy...but only with nerf weaponry. wouldn't want to hurt her, just
> make
> > her sorry for being so damned annoying.
> > susie
> One day, you'll turn around.
Woulnd't it be much more satisfying to see Carmen Electra
quickly fade into obscurity? So that a year from now
we'll be saying "Carmen who? What did she look like?
Wasn't she on the old 'Hollywood Squares' or something?"
Jean
skunk
JZA <j...@westley.org> wrote in message news:379102...@westley.org...
An honorable argument, that. I'd prefer, in a perfect world, that she very
quickly fade in obscurity. Then, I would like her to become very poor,
develop a drug habit, and try to kill a man in a gas station stop-shop for a
meager 30 dollars to fund her habit. She would not succeed, realizing a
hair-dryer just won't do it and be escorted off to jail where she spends 3
years. It breaks her spirit and she lives a long and thoroughly depressing
life.
MutantMan
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Psychosusi
>
i'm glad you said that, mutie...i didn't want to be the one to mock the dead.
susie
MutantMan
out and ceasing to multiply due to age and or disease. So therefore beep
beep what the hell was i gonna say oh well
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Psychosusi <psych...@aol.com> wrote in message
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Ben and Lisa Neal
that. But I find Carmen rather attractive. Sure, she's very thin, very
boobage but she seems pretty cool. Well, she comes from my area, she
used to live in my neighborhood but that's besides the point. I don't
think she's all that bad and I think women really really need to stop
being jealous of her and, especially, Rebecca Romijin Stamos... I love
her to death!!!!
Please, no flames, I come in peace!! :P
Just my two cents,
Lisa Neal
Psychosusi
two more cents,
susie
skunk
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> I'm a female and a primarily (for the most part) heterosexual one at
> that.
"For the most part"? Well.
But I find Carmen rather attractive. Sure, she's very thin, very
> boobage but she seems pretty cool.
Actually, she's not "very thin". That's one of the nice things about her,
she has a bit of a figure. Not slat-like. That's Rebecca and company's
department.
Well, she comes from my area, she
> used to live in my neighborhood but that's besides the point. I don't
> think she's all that bad and I think women really really need to stop
> being jealous of her and, especially, Rebecca Romijin Stamos... I love
> her to death!!!!
Doesn't seem to me people here are jealous of her. Yes, Rebecca has more
personality than many a model.
>
> Please, no flames, I come in peace!! :P
Oh but we must!
MutantMan
Conan should make fun of her instead of that other freak Calista Flockhart.
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skunk
> Everyone must agree that Gywneth Paltrow is anorexic right? I for one
think
> Conan should make fun of her instead of that other freak Calista
Flockhart.
>
I think he should stop making fun of them altogether. There are only so many
Calista Flockhart or Kate Moss/ Star Jones jokes one can stand. It's too
Leno. Conan and his writers can come up with far better.
MutantMan
them. Now there is a chance that they are just really lazy and if that is
the case I applaud you sirs.
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skunk
creativity.
Conan's writers, however, have been able to come up with many funny and
creative things. So why does the monologue suffer? I doubt it laziness...
Why must my hopes be trampled upon?!
MutantMan <Muta...@att.net> wrote in message
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> Oh I dont think that they can. I mean why else would they continue to use
> them. Now there is a chance that they are just really lazy and if that is
> the case I applaud you sirs.
>
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>
>
MutantMan
crap everyone knows it was total crap. If you thought it was funny then you
are an idiot. Anyone can go lets think up something weird umm leaking
melons? Bingo put it on the air. Conans monlogue is actually pretty good.
You're just comparing it to all the other ones which is what you are
supposed to be doing. But you seem to be doing it in the wrong manner.
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skunk <RENM...@prodigy.net> wrote in message
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skunk
> Hmm take that leaking melons cable channel for instance. Now that was
total
> crap everyone knows it was total crap. If you thought it was funny then
you
> are an idiot. Anyone can go lets think up something weird umm leaking
> melons? Bingo put it on the air. Conans monlogue is actually pretty good.
> You're just comparing it to all the other ones which is what you are
> supposed to be doing. But you seem to be doing it in the wrong manner.
>
however.
It doesn't bring a laugh, but I smiled. I want a pet melon.
Wrong manner? How so? I just would prefer the monologue to be a bit more
different. Actually, I'd prefer it not be there at all. Conan by no means is
a stand-up comedian so why have the monologue? Tradition, I suppose. He
should come out and announce the guests. Introduce the band and the good
Richter. So, there would be more time for better things... They might come
up with more laugh-inducing sketches and such if the writers didn't have to
worry about new material for that monologue and be occupied by newspapers.
P.S. As for Lord Henry, (which is from a different post, but I'll just
compact this) he is a character from "The Picture of Dorian Gray". The
remark about normal people reminded me of him.
MutantMan
in which you told me to do so. Wow that is quite weird. Anyway I've never
read that book probably never will who cares. Conans monologue is how do you
say? ahh yes, cheap. Just a few funny one liners someone makes up in
response to the days headlines. Nothing more nothing less. As compared to
the rest of the shows whose main joke force? is the monologue.
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skunk
> Well when you said skim down I thought you were referring to the same post
> in which you told me to do so. Wow that is quite weird.
A rare oddity.
Anyway I've never
> read that book probably never will who cares.
Wasn't great. You'd need the original version. The one Wilde published was
terribly padded because he was paid for the word, I guess.
Conans monologue is how do you
> say? ahh yes, cheap.
Not necessarily cheap, just boring. I watch Leno or Letterman (depending on
who has the better guests) before Conan and hear plenty of the same stuff. I
should just stop watching them, I'll admit.
Just a few funny one liners someone makes up in
> response to the days headlines. Nothing more nothing less. As compared to
> the rest of the shows whose main joke force? is the monologue.
I should just go for the British comedy. Wit appeals to me more than jokes
and gags.
MutantMan
and then if you dont like it watch Politically Incorrect or something. But
Leno? That is just sick.
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skunk
> What the fuck? Leno is for americas idiots. At least watch some Letterman
> and then if you dont like it watch Politically Incorrect or something. But
> Leno? That is just sick.
So I've noticed. I've been cringing at every "joke" Leno attempts to make.
Letterman is far too uptight and angry. I detest that Bill fellow, too. The
show can get interesting at times. Heated debating between B level or
lower celebrities. Gotta love that.
Anyway, I've been considered sick before of late.
MutantMan
a freak?
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> Hey you seem to use this thing alot. Probably almost as much as me. Are
you
> a freak?
Eh, I don't know. I've been called a freak a few times before.
Usually I'm called weird, though. I generally leave these decisions to my
therapist and her cronies.
MutantMan
visit. Why can't they just prescribe me some freakin drugs and send me on my
way?
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skunk
> I hate therapists. Mostly cuz they always want me to come back for another
> visit. Why can't they just prescribe me some freakin drugs and send me on
my
> way?
I tend to find myself questioning that, too. Although, she has lots of
toys.
I like toys...
skunk
Another plus is she's a Conan fan...
MutantMan
can't handle the levels. How do you know what I can't handle? You don't know
anything.
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skunk <RENM...@prodigy.net> wrote in message
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skunk
> Haha that is funny on so many levels. Give me more levels I say. No you
> can't handle the levels. How do you know what I can't handle? You don't
know
> anything.
>
I can't imagine why those therapists won't give you drugs.
Beat them.
MutantMan
about them? or some such thing.
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skunk
> Like beat them as in physically beat them? Or beat them as in who cares
> about them? or some such thing.
Hmm... Well, how 'bout which ever you prefer.
MutantMan
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