Would killing Christina Aguilera make me famous???

[Victor Smootbank]

It's serial killer Victor again. I'm sick and tired of killing
hookers,
I mean the cops don't even TRY to catch me. They don't want
to play with me, although I wanna play "cops and robbers".

So I need a real challenge. We've already ruled out Shania Twain,
because the death of this old hag would not cause any cops
to hunt me.

But when I kill Christina Aguilera, drink her blood and eat her
flesh and build a totem out of her bones, do you think the cops
would start to play with me???

Or do the cops really prefer sitting there, drinking coffee and
eating doughnuts???