I Want To Move To Perth, Australia

[Beaver Fever]

Seems to be about the farthest I can get away from here yet still be
on Planet Earth and in a first world country.

Anybody ever been there? Anybody know how I can get there and how they
treat immigrants?

[rroger]

On May 17, 5:19 pm, Beaver Fever <Beaver_Fe...@live.com> wrote:
> Seems to be about the farthest I can get away from here yet still be
> on Planet Earth and in a first world country.
>

Just out of curiosity, why do you want to "get away from here"?

>
> Anybody know how I can get there
>

Passenger air plane travel.

--
rr-"the kin folk said, Jed....."-oger

[John Mc.]

On 5/17/2013 5:19 PM, Beaver Fever wrote:
> Seems to be about the farthest I can get away from here yet still be
> on Planet Earth and in a first world country.
>
> Anybody ever been there? Anybody know how I can get there

How long can you trad water

and how they
> treat immigrants?
>

Can't say but you might ask the aborigines what they think of their
immigrants.


John Mc.

[Beaver Fever]

Are there any aborigines other than Shawn Wilson posting here?

[art...@yahoo.com]

On May 17, 5:19 pm, Beaver Fever <Beaver_Fe...@live.com> wrote:

> Seems to be about the farthest I can get away from here yet still be
> on Planet Earth and in a first world country.

Would you settle for Perth Amboy?

[John Mc.]

I think you take a left turn at Albuquerque.


John Mc.
What's up Doc?

[D.F. Manno]

The capital of East Jersey?
--
D.F. Manno

[S. Checker]

I remember having seen a map of it somewhere on Usenet.
--
Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you dig
how beautiful it is out here? Why don't you say something righteous and
hopeful for a change?
-- Oddball

[Beaver Fever]

Maybe if me and Lesmond could hang out from time to time.

[rroger]

On May 17, 6:38 pm, rroger <raust...@aol.com> wrote:
> On May 17, 5:19 pm, Beaver Fever <Beaver_Fe...@live.com> wrote:> Seems to be about the farthest I can get away from here yet still be
> > on Planet Earth and in a first world country.
>
> Just out of curiosity, why do you want to "get away from here"?
>
> > Anybody know how I can get there
>
> Passenger air plane travel.
>

Like maybe Qantas airlines.

[Lesmond]

On Mon, 20 May 2013 10:47:27 -0700 (PDT), Beaver Fever wrote:

>On May 18, 9:55ÿam, "art...@yahoo.com" <art...@yahoo.com> wrote:

>> On May 17, 5:19ÿpm, Beaver Fever <Beaver_Fe...@live.com> wrote:
>>
>> > Seems to be about the farthest I can get away from here yet still be
>> > on Planet Earth and in a first world country.
>>
>> Would you settle for Perth Amboy?
>
>Maybe if me and Lesmond could hang out from time to time.

Anytime!

--
If there's a nuclear winter, at least it'll snow.

[Beaver Fever]

I would rather hang out with you in Australia

[Lesmond]

On Tue, 21 May 2013 15:59:31 -0700 (PDT), Beaver Fever wrote:

>On May 21, 12:12ÿpm, "Lesmond" <lesm...@verizon.net> wrote:
>> On Mon, 20 May 2013 10:47:27 -0700 (PDT), Beaver Fever wrote:

>> >On May 18, 9:55˜am, "art...@yahoo.com" <art...@yahoo.com> wrote:

>> >> On May 17, 5:19˜pm, Beaver Fever <Beaver_Fe...@live.com> wrote:
>>
>> >> > Seems to be about the farthest I can get away from here yet still be
>> >> > on Planet Earth and in a first world country.
>>
>> >> Would you settle for Perth Amboy?
>>
>> >Maybe if me and Lesmond could hang out from time to time.
>>
>> Anytime!
>>
>> --
>> If there's a nuclear winter, at least it'll snow.
>
>I would rather hang out with you in Australia

Not sure if I want to go to Australia. It seems scary.

[Tim Wright]

If it ain't box jellyfish, it's snakes. If it ain't snakes, it's trap
door spiders. If it ain't trap door spiders, it's drop bears. You
can't win.

--
Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell
the color nine.
Tim W

[Lesmond]

On Tue, 21 May 2013 19:47:04 -0500, Tim Wright wrote:

>On 5/21/2013 7:09 PM, Lesmond wrote:
>> On Tue, 21 May 2013 15:59:31 -0700 (PDT), Beaver Fever wrote:
>>

>>> On May 21, 12:12˜pm, "Lesmond" <lesm...@verizon.net> wrote:
>>>> On Mon, 20 May 2013 10:47:27 -0700 (PDT), Beaver Fever wrote:
>>>>> On May 18, 9:55 am, "art...@yahoo.com" <art...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>>>>> On May 17, 5:19 pm, Beaver Fever <Beaver_Fe...@live.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>>> Seems to be about the farthest I can get away from here yet still be
>>>>>>> on Planet Earth and in a first world country.
>>>>
>>>>>> Would you settle for Perth Amboy?
>>>>
>>>>> Maybe if me and Lesmond could hang out from time to time.
>>>>
>>>> Anytime!
>>>>
>>>> --
>>>> If there's a nuclear winter, at least it'll snow.
>>>
>>> I would rather hang out with you in Australia
>>
>> Not sure if I want to go to Australia. It seems scary.
>>
>If it ain't box jellyfish, it's snakes. If it ain't snakes, it's trap
>door spiders. If it ain't trap door spiders, it's drop bears. You
>can't win.

Well, that was kinda my point.

[bill van]

In article <yrfzbaqirevmbaar...@192.168.0.6>,

"Lesmond" <les...@verizon.net> wrote:

> On Tue, 21 May 2013 19:47:04 -0500, Tim Wright wrote:
>
> >On 5/21/2013 7:09 PM, Lesmond wrote:
> >> On Tue, 21 May 2013 15:59:31 -0700 (PDT), Beaver Fever wrote:
> >>
> >>> On May 21, 12:12?pm, "Lesmond" <lesm...@verizon.net> wrote:
> >>>> On Mon, 20 May 2013 10:47:27 -0700 (PDT), Beaver Fever wrote:
> >>>>> On May 18, 9:55 am, "art...@yahoo.com" <art...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> >>>>>> On May 17, 5:19 pm, Beaver Fever <Beaver_Fe...@live.com> wrote:
> >>>>
> >>>>>>> Seems to be about the farthest I can get away from here yet still be
> >>>>>>> on Planet Earth and in a first world country.
> >>>>
> >>>>>> Would you settle for Perth Amboy?
> >>>>
> >>>>> Maybe if me and Lesmond could hang out from time to time.
> >>>>
> >>>> Anytime!
> >>>>

> >>>> If there's a nuclear winter, at least it'll snow.
> >>>
> >>> I would rather hang out with you in Australia
> >>
> >> Not sure if I want to go to Australia. It seems scary.
> >>
> >If it ain't box jellyfish, it's snakes. If it ain't snakes, it's trap
> >door spiders. If it ain't trap door spiders, it's drop bears. You
> >can't win.
>
> Well, that was kinda my point.

I have relatives - a niece and her family - who moved to Perth, Oz, two
or three years ago. It's not box jellyfish, snakes, trap door spiders or
drop bears. It's man-eating sharks. Half the family have taken life
guard/rescue training; they live four blocks from a major surfing beach.
There's regular helicopter surveillance offshore the beach, and every
now and then the beaches are closed to swimming and surfing because of
sharks. They get great white, tiger and bull sharks. So far, none of my
relatives have been eaten, and they're very happy in Perth.

bill

[Lesmond]

I'll bet lint can kill you in Australia.

--

[art...@yahoo.com]

On May 22, 7:30 am, "Lesmond" <lesm...@verizon.net> wrote:
> On Wed, 22 May 2013 00:23:06 -0700, bill van wrote:

> >In article <yrfzbaqirevmbaarg.mn6qmf3.pmin...@192.168.0.6>,

> > "Lesmond" <lesm...@verizon.net> wrote:
scary.
>
> >> >If it ain't box jellyfish, it's snakes.  If it ain't snakes, it's trap
> >> >door spiders.  If it ain't trap door spiders, it's drop bears.  You
> >> >can't win.
>
> >> Well, that was kinda my point.
>
> >I have relatives - a niece and her family - who moved to Perth, Oz, two
> >or three years ago. It's not box jellyfish, snakes, trap door spiders or
> >drop bears. It's man-eating sharks. Half the family have taken life
> >guard/rescue training; they live four blocks from a major surfing beach.
> >There's regular helicopter surveillance offshore the beach, and every
> >now and then the beaches are closed to swimming and surfing because of
> >sharks. They get great white, tiger and bull sharks. So far, none of my
> >relatives have been eaten, and they're very happy in Perth.
>
> I'll bet lint can kill you in Australia.

Or vegemite

[Paul Madarasz]

And as Heather reminded us, year-round mosquitoes -- the scariest of
them all.

[Beaver Fever]

I wouldn't go to the beach

[Xho Jingleheimerschmidt]

And if it ain't any of those, its an 18 hour flight.

Xho