On 5/23/2012 8:14 PM, Alan J Rosenthal wrote:
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nos...@nospam.com (Paul Ciszek) writes:
>> After all, if polyester were important, God would have mentioned it.
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> I find it very suspicious that nuclear weapons weren't mentioned in the bible.
> They're pretty important these days, and I think will be for a long time,
> eventually constituting a significant fraction of the history of humanity.
> So why isn't there any guidance?
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Brother: And Saint Attila raised the Hand Grenade up on high, saying:
"O Lord, bless this thy Hand Grenade that with it thou mayest blow thine
enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy."
And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and
sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and
fruit bats and large chu..
Maynard: Skip a bit, Brother.
Brother: And the Lord spake, saying:
"First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin.
Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less.
Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the
counting shall be three.
Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that
thou then proceed to three.
Five is right out.
Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest
thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being
naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."
Maynard: Amen.
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Tim W