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Mara

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May 20, 2012, 11:54:38 PM5/20/12
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My uncle's funeral is Wednesday, in Tulsa, about a 7-8 hour drive from here. My
Aunt has asked me to go, and I'm not about to refuse her - she's the only family
member I'm close to and I'd do anything for her. We're leaving early Tuesday
morning and will get back late Wednesday.

I expect a LOT of trouble at work for taking this time. But my family is
important to me. When my Dad died, my uncle, at 78 years old, drove all the way
here from Tulsa to be there for us. He was a good man and he deserves my
respects. No one else from my immediately family is going.

Madame X might surprise me, but I kind of doubt it. Nonetheless, I will not
relent. If she tries to argue this, as she usually done with every single little
thing, how do I slap her down hard enough to get it to stop completely?

--
Goodbye, Army, dear old Army of the Potomac. Tattered and torn,
you are crowned with the victor's laurels at last.
-- Elisha Hunt Rhodes, Col. 2nd R. I., July 15, 1865

Sanford Manley

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May 21, 2012, 12:30:48 AM5/21/12
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On 5/20/2012 11:54 PM, Mara wrote:
>
> My uncle's funeral is Wednesday, in Tulsa, about a 7-8 hour drive from here. My
> Aunt has asked me to go, and I'm not about to refuse her - she's the only family
> member I'm close to and I'd do anything for her. We're leaving early Tuesday
> morning and will get back late Wednesday.
>
> I expect a LOT of trouble at work for taking this time. But my family is
> important to me. When my Dad died, my uncle, at 78 years old, drove all the way
> here from Tulsa to be there for us. He was a good man and he deserves my
> respects. No one else from my immediately family is going.
>
> Madame X might surprise me, but I kind of doubt it. Nonetheless, I will not
> relent. If she tries to argue this, as she usually done with every single little
> thing, how do I slap her down hard enough to get it to stop completely?

Baseball bat works real good, but then you become a fugitive.

--
Sanford: Now with Skype! Email for details!

Sano

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May 21, 2012, 4:59:39 AM5/21/12
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Sanford Manley <ans...@gmail.com> wrote in
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Everyone needs "fugitive" in their csv!

Boron Elgar

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May 21, 2012, 7:16:01 AM5/21/12
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On Sun, 20 May 2012 21:54:38 -0600, Mara
<g...@awaynow.becauseIsaidso.com> wrote:

>
>My uncle's funeral is Wednesday, in Tulsa, about a 7-8 hour drive from here. My
>Aunt has asked me to go, and I'm not about to refuse her - she's the only family
>member I'm close to and I'd do anything for her. We're leaving early Tuesday
>morning and will get back late Wednesday.
>
>I expect a LOT of trouble at work for taking this time. But my family is
>important to me. When my Dad died, my uncle, at 78 years old, drove all the way
>here from Tulsa to be there for us. He was a good man and he deserves my
>respects. No one else from my immediately family is going.
>
>Madame X might surprise me, but I kind of doubt it. Nonetheless, I will not
>relent. If she tries to argue this, as she usually done with every single little
>thing, how do I slap her down hard enough to get it to stop completely?

Condolences on your loss.

If your requesting and taking the leave is in accordance with all
company policies, then you should be in the clear. If it isn't, then
you may be up against trouble if Madame wants to make some.

Boron

Mara

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May 21, 2012, 7:48:07 AM5/21/12
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On Mon, 21 May 2012 07:16:01 -0400, Boron Elgar <boron...@hootmail.com>
wrote:

>On Sun, 20 May 2012 21:54:38 -0600, Mara
><g...@awaynow.becauseIsaidso.com> wrote:
>
>>
>>My uncle's funeral is Wednesday, in Tulsa, about a 7-8 hour drive from here. My
>>Aunt has asked me to go, and I'm not about to refuse her - she's the only family
>>member I'm close to and I'd do anything for her. We're leaving early Tuesday
>>morning and will get back late Wednesday.
>>
>>I expect a LOT of trouble at work for taking this time. But my family is
>>important to me. When my Dad died, my uncle, at 78 years old, drove all the way
>>here from Tulsa to be there for us. He was a good man and he deserves my
>>respects. No one else from my immediately family is going.
>>
>>Madame X might surprise me, but I kind of doubt it. Nonetheless, I will not
>>relent. If she tries to argue this, as she usually done with every single little
>>thing, how do I slap her down hard enough to get it to stop completely?
>
>Condolences on your loss.

Thank you. He was a good man - very much like my father, who died in 2008.

>If your requesting and taking the leave is in accordance with all
>company policies, then you should be in the clear. If it isn't, then
>you may be up against trouble if Madame wants to make some.

As far as I know there are no company policies on anything except that I'm due
two weeks vacation leave for the year. And Madame X isn't my boss - she's Sales
and Marketing, and I'm the Production Manager. The owner is the boss, but you
wouldn't think so if you ever listened to her. She has no real reason to object
except that she might have to ship out a bottle or two while I'm gone, and that
would be work, which she's allergic to.

She *will* object, though. Her control issues blast right through into mental
illness - even the tiniest thing means a half-hour argument even when it's
obvious she hasn't a clue what she's talking about. She will act as if my
Uncle's dying is a personal insult to her, etc. It's the most bizarre and sick
thing I've ever experienced. Oh, I could tell you stories that would curl your
hair.

If anyone would like more details on the actual business, I can be reached at
m-e-g-a-e-r-a (without the dashes) two years ago (the number) @ (google's mail)
.com.

>Boron

--
The little birds sang sweet amid the scene of death and destruction.
-- Elisha Hunt Rhodes, 2nd R.I., May 4, 1864

Mara

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May 21, 2012, 7:49:17 AM5/21/12
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The only snag in an attractive plan.

Stan

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May 21, 2012, 6:13:33 PM5/21/12
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Mara wrote:
> My uncle's funeral is Wednesday, in Tulsa, about a 7-8 hour drive from here.
> My Aunt has asked me to go, and I'm not about to refuse her - she's the only
> family member I'm close to and I'd do anything for her. We're leaving early
> Tuesday morning and will get back late Wednesday.
>
> I expect a LOT of trouble at work for taking this time. But my family is
> important to me. When my Dad died, my uncle, at 78 years old, drove all the
> way here from Tulsa to be there for us. He was a good man and he deserves my
> respects. No one else from my immediately family is going.
>
> Madame X might surprise me, but I kind of doubt it. Nonetheless, I will not
> relent. If she tries to argue this, as she usually done with every single
> little thing, how do I slap her down hard enough to get it to stop
> completely?

My condolences. I don't know where you are, but is a family leave act
in place? You could threaten with weeks of time off to take care of
your aunt. Maybe then the few days will not sound so bad to Madame X.

--

I need a new signature.
Stan in NJ


Dover Beach

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May 21, 2012, 6:18:02 PM5/21/12
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Stan <sze...@gmail.com> wrote in
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>
> My condolences. I don't know where you are, but is a family leave act
> in place? You could threaten with weeks of time off to take care of
> your aunt. Maybe then the few days will not sound so bad to Madame X.
>

Her eligibility is going to depend on how long she's worked there and
how many employees the place has.

Mara

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May 21, 2012, 7:23:08 PM5/21/12
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Thank you.

There's FMLA, but it only applies to immediate family members.

No matter. I ran into the *real* boss first thing this morning and got his ok.
At that point she didn't have any choice.

BillT...@invalid.com

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May 21, 2012, 7:08:04 PM5/21/12
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On Mon, 21 May 2012 17:23:08 -0600, Mara
<g...@awaynow.becauseIsaidso.com> wrote:

>
>>
>>My condolences. I don't know where you are, but is a family leave act
>>in place? You could threaten with weeks of time off to take care of
>>your aunt. Maybe then the few days will not sound so bad to Madame X.
>
>Thank you.
>
>There's FMLA, but it only applies to immediate family members.
>
>No matter. I ran into the *real* boss first thing this morning and got his ok.
>At that point she didn't have any choice.


Yay!!

Boron Elgar

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May 21, 2012, 7:09:26 PM5/21/12
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And Leroy.

Boron

Lee Ayrton

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May 21, 2012, 7:31:47 PM5/21/12
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Excellent move. The best defense is to flank and enfilade before they
see you move.


Mara

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May 21, 2012, 8:53:58 PM5/21/12
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Oh, I'll pay for it. But at least it won't be until I get back.

Xho Jingleheimerschmidt

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May 22, 2012, 1:01:58 AM5/22/12
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On 05/20/2012 08:54 PM, Mara wrote:

> Madame X might surprise me, but I kind of doubt it. Nonetheless, I will not
> relent. If she tries to argue this, as she usually done with every single little
> thing, how do I slap her down hard enough to get it to stop completely?

"Up your nose with a rubber hose" might leave her speechless.

Xho

Mara

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May 22, 2012, 7:37:31 AM5/22/12
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On Mon, 21 May 2012 22:01:58 -0700, Xho Jingleheimerschmidt <xho...@gmail.com>
wrote:
That's my main goal.

>Xho

Mara

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May 22, 2012, 7:54:48 AM5/22/12
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On Mon, 21 May 2012 19:09:26 -0400, Boron Elgar <boron...@hootmail.com>
When I got back to the original shop after working all day in the other one,
suddenly everything that's going to happen this week is going to happen
Wednesday while I'm gone. Stuff that she never told me anything about before, of
course. Another attempt to make me feel guilty and easier to manipulate.

She doesn't know I already knew about this stuff from other sources. And know
that none of it has anything to do with me anyway. She threw in several other
lies for good measure, none of which impressed me. Don't ask her if the sky is
cloudy - you'll get a half-hour argument on why it isn't, even if it's raining.

>Boron

Lee Ayrton

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May 22, 2012, 10:57:28 AM5/22/12
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On Tue, 22 May 2012 06:54:48 -0500, Mara wrote:


> When I got back to the original shop after working all day in the other
> one, suddenly everything that's going to happen this week is going to
> happen Wednesday while I'm gone. Stuff that she never told me anything
> about before, of course. Another attempt to make me feel guilty and
> easier to manipulate.
>
> She doesn't know I already knew about this stuff from other sources. And
> know that none of it has anything to do with me anyway. She threw in
> several other lies for good measure, none of which impressed me. Don't
> ask her if the sky is cloudy - you'll get a half-hour argument on why it
> isn't, even if it's raining.

It is increasingly clear that Kansas is infected with something really
really bad, and that we've got to get you out of there.



Les Albert

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May 22, 2012, 11:12:53 AM5/22/12
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On Tue, 22 May 2012 06:54:48 -0500, Mara
<g...@awaynow.becauseIsaidso.com> wrote:


>When I got back to the original shop after working all day in the other one,
>suddenly everything that's going to happen this week is going to happen
>Wednesday while I'm gone. Stuff that she never told me anything about before, of
>course. Another attempt to make me feel guilty and easier to manipulate.
>She doesn't know I already knew about this stuff from other sources. And know
>that none of it has anything to do with me anyway. She threw in several other
>lies for good measure, none of which impressed me. Don't ask her if the sky is
>cloudy - you'll get a half-hour argument on why it isn't, even if it's raining.


If she is so troublesome then how does she manage to stay in place? Is
she the wife of the boss?

Les

Opus the Penguin

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May 22, 2012, 11:37:26 AM5/22/12
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Mara (g...@awaynow.becauseIsaidso.com) wrote:

> When I got back to the original shop after working all day in the
> other one, suddenly everything that's going to happen this week is
> going to happen Wednesday while I'm gone. Stuff that she never
> told me anything about before, of course. Another attempt to make
> me feel guilty and easier to manipulate.
>
> She doesn't know I already knew about this stuff from other
> sources. And know that none of it has anything to do with me
> anyway. She threw in several other lies for good measure, none of
> which impressed me.


Just commiserate and say, "Man! Why does everything happen to YOU?"
Maybe she gets the irony; maybe she doesn't. Either way is funny.

--
Opus the Penguin
The best darn penguin in all of Usenet

Opus the Penguin

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May 22, 2012, 11:42:31 AM5/22/12
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Mara (g...@awaynow.becauseIsaidso.com) wrote:
> Xho Jingleheimerschmidt <xho...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>On 05/20/2012 08:54 PM, Mara wrote:
>>
>>> Madame X might surprise me, but I kind of doubt it. Nonetheless,
>>> I will not relent. If she tries to argue this, as she usually
>>> done with every single little thing, how do I slap her down hard
>>> enough to get it to stop completely?
>>
>>"Up your nose with a rubber hose" might leave her speechless.
>
> That's my main goal.
>

In that case, words alone may not be enough. Get an actual rubber
hose.

Condolences on your uncle. I'm glad you're able to go. If Madame X
gives you crap, tell us all about it. We'll divide up into teams with
some of us sharing your outrage and others helping you to see the
humor so it doesn't seem so personal.

--
Opus the Penguin
Some of us even play for both teams.

BillT...@invalid.com

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May 22, 2012, 1:29:38 PM5/22/12
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and there are others willing to travel many miles to deliver an
upsidedahead in your behalf

Mary

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May 22, 2012, 2:06:21 PM5/22/12
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On May 22, 12:29 pm, BillTurl...@invalid.com wrote:
> On Tue, 22 May 2012 15:42:31 +0000 (UTC), Opus the Penguin
>
>
>
>
>
> <opusthepenguin+use...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >Mara (g...@awaynow.becauseIsaidso.com) wrote:
> >> Xho Jingleheimerschmidt <xhos...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >>>On 05/20/2012 08:54 PM, Mara wrote:
>
> >>>> Madame X might surprise me, but I kind of doubt it. Nonetheless,
> >>>> I will not relent. If she tries to argue this, as she usually
> >>>> done with every single little thing, how do I slap her down hard
> >>>> enough to get it to stop completely?
>
> >>>"Up your nose with a rubber hose" might leave her speechless.
>
> >> That's my main goal.
>
> >In that case, words alone may not be enough. Get an actual rubber
> >hose.
>
> >Condolences on your uncle. I'm glad you're able to go. If Madame X
> >gives you crap, tell us all about it. We'll divide up into teams with
> >some of us sharing your outrage and others helping you to see the
> >humor so it doesn't seem so personal.
>
> and there are others willing to travel many miles to deliver an
> upsidedahead in your behalf.


Dood. If you start delivering upsidedaheads to people in Kansas who
need them, you'll never get back to your cello.

Mary

Tim Wright

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May 22, 2012, 2:49:04 PM5/22/12
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You know, we're spread out all over this great land of ours. Perhaps we
should found www.upsideahead.com. We could all be independent
contractors based on location. Anyone could issue an Upsideaheadgram,
with appropriate payment, to be delivered post haste*.

It could be bigger than Facebook.

*Using BoIP® (Bitchslap over Internet Protocol)

--

Tim W

BillT...@invalid.com

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May 22, 2012, 10:41:10 PM5/22/12
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On Tue, 22 May 2012 13:49:04 -0500, Tim Wright <tlwri...@gmail.com>
wrote:

>
>You know, we're spread out all over this great land of ours. Perhaps we
>should found www.upsideahead.com. We could all be independent
>contractors based on location. Anyone could issue an Upsideaheadgram,
>with appropriate payment, to be delivered post haste*.
>
>It could be bigger than Facebook.
>
>*Using BoIP® (Bitchslap over Internet Protocol)

Have your people call my people.

Mara

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May 24, 2012, 7:13:38 AM5/24/12
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The boss rarely comes around, and when he does, she tells him she's just so busy
busy busy, so he believes her. She saves note pads from 2-3 years ago to show
him how busy she is *now,* and he doesn't know the difference. He has his
fingers in so many pots he can't spare time to find out what's really going on.
And she's a general bullshitter, so they're friends.

>Les

Mara

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May 24, 2012, 7:18:17 AM5/24/12
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She's too paranoid to get irony. Her newest thing is that I now have to move
product from my shop all the way into her old office for Fedex to pick up
because she doesn't want anyone to see the plant, because you know, those Fedex
guys "might talk."

Why on earth she would think they would give a damn is beyond me.

Mara

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On Tue, 22 May 2012 15:42:31 +0000 (UTC), Opus the Penguin
<opusthepen...@gmail.com> wrote:

>Mara (g...@awaynow.becauseIsaidso.com) wrote:
>> Xho Jingleheimerschmidt <xho...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>On 05/20/2012 08:54 PM, Mara wrote:
>>>
>>>> Madame X might surprise me, but I kind of doubt it. Nonetheless,
>>>> I will not relent. If she tries to argue this, as she usually
>>>> done with every single little thing, how do I slap her down hard
>>>> enough to get it to stop completely?
>>>
>>>"Up your nose with a rubber hose" might leave her speechless.
>>
>> That's my main goal.
>>
>
>In that case, words alone may not be enough. Get an actual rubber
>hose.

I have one, but alas, she wouldn't get it without a chalkboard and
illustrations.

>Condolences on your uncle. I'm glad you're able to go. If Madame X
>gives you crap, tell us all about it. We'll divide up into teams with
>some of us sharing your outrage and others helping you to see the
>humor so it doesn't seem so personal.

I'm glad I went too. It was a real shock and my cousins aren't handling it well.
I think it helped that we were there. Of course we didn't get back until almost
midnight, so it's going to be a LONG day today.

She wants us to put padlocks on all the 300-gallon storage cone bottoms because
"someone might tamper with them." Of course they're inside locked buildings and
the only people who have access to them are the people who work there, but never
mind that.

Good grief.

Mara

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May 24, 2012, 7:27:28 AM5/24/12
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Wouldn't work, Bill. You can't get through to someone like that. They don't
learn because they don't want to.

Mara

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May 24, 2012, 7:28:59 AM5/24/12
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On Tue, 22 May 2012 13:49:04 -0500, Tim Wright <tlwri...@gmail.com> wrote:

I am liking this.

Boron Elgar

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May 24, 2012, 8:45:10 AM5/24/12
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On Thu, 24 May 2012 06:24:57 -0500, Mara
<g...@awaynow.becauseIsaidso.com> wrote:

>

>I'm glad I went too. It was a real shock and my cousins aren't handling it well.
>I think it helped that we were there. Of course we didn't get back until almost
>midnight, so it's going to be a LONG day today.
>
>She wants us to put padlocks on all the 300-gallon storage cone bottoms because
>"someone might tamper with them." Of course they're inside locked buildings and
>the only people who have access to them are the people who work there, but never
>mind that.
>
>Good grief.


Glad you are back

Do you work in food ingredients?

Boron

Mara

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May 24, 2012, 12:40:52 PM5/24/12
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On Thu, 24 May 2012 08:45:10 -0400, Boron Elgar <boron...@hootmail.com>
wrote:
Thanks. Tired.

>Do you work in food ingredients?

Yes.

>
>Boron

Les Albert

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May 24, 2012, 2:51:38 PM5/24/12
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It sounds like she found herself a really good rice bowl, and you
might be the only person she perceives who could upset it.

If her title is Marketing Manager does she really do anything to
increase sales of the product(s), or does the product ride along on
the growth of other companies that rely on it?

Les

Hactar

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May 24, 2012, 5:16:07 PM5/24/12
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In article <XnsA05B6BEB45E0Cop...@127.0.0.1>,
Opus the Penguin <opusthepen...@gmail.com> wrote:
> Mara (g...@awaynow.becauseIsaidso.com) wrote:
> > Xho Jingleheimerschmidt <xho...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >>On 05/20/2012 08:54 PM, Mara wrote:
> >>
> >>> Madame X might surprise me, but I kind of doubt it. Nonetheless,
> >>> I will not relent. If she tries to argue this, as she usually
> >>> done with every single little thing, how do I slap her down hard
> >>> enough to get it to stop completely?
> >>
> >>"Up your nose with a rubber hose" might leave her speechless.
> >
> > That's my main goal.
>
> In that case, words alone may not be enough. Get an actual rubber
> hose.

And a coconut, in case that doesn't do the trick.

--
-eben QebWe...@vTerYizUonI.nOetP royalty.mine.nu:81

And we never failed to fail / It was the easiest thing to do -- CSN

Mara

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May 24, 2012, 7:30:45 PM5/24/12
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With the company in the red as a startup, she hired someone out of state to sell
part time. He makes almost as much as I do, for two days a week. AFAIK she
stopped doing much of anything at that point. Except senseless stuff. And
sending me the actual orders to ship because she doesn't want to.

Boron Elgar

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May 24, 2012, 8:44:36 PM5/24/12
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On Thu, 24 May 2012 11:40:52 -0500, Mara
<g...@awaynow.becauseIsaidso.com> wrote:

>
>On Thu, 24 May 2012 08:45:10 -0400, Boron Elgar <boron...@hootmail.com>
>wrote:

>
>>Do you work in food ingredients?
>
>Yes.
>

Hmmm...In Lenexa, by chance?

Boron

David J. Martin

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May 24, 2012, 9:13:32 PM5/24/12
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She's from farther west, I believe.

David

danny burstein

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May 24, 2012, 9:26:02 PM5/24/12
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[snip]

subject line whackyparsed as "funerals and pasta".

mmmmm

--
_____________________________________________________
Knowledge may be power, but communications is the key
dan...@panix.com
[to foil spammers, my address has been double rot-13 encoded]

Mara

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May 24, 2012, 11:14:36 PM5/24/12
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On Fri, 25 May 2012 01:26:02 +0000 (UTC), danny burstein <dan...@panix.com>
wrote:

>[snip]
>
>subject line whackyparsed as "funerals and pasta".
>
>mmmmm

I came up with "Legislating traffic" earlier. Exhaustion and dirty eyeglasses
will do that.

Mara

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May 25, 2012, 7:12:58 AM5/25/12
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On Thu, 24 May 2012 20:44:36 -0400, Boron Elgar <boron...@hootmail.com>
wrote:

>On Thu, 24 May 2012 11:40:52 -0500, Mara
><g...@awaynow.becauseIsaidso.com> wrote:
>
>>
>>On Thu, 24 May 2012 08:45:10 -0400, Boron Elgar <boron...@hootmail.com>
>>wrote:
>
>>
>>>Do you work in food ingredients?
>>
>>Yes.
>>
>
>Hmmm...In Lenexa, by chance?

No.

Boron Elgar

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May 25, 2012, 8:38:54 AM5/25/12
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On Fri, 25 May 2012 06:12:58 -0500, Mara
<g...@awaynow.becauseIsaidso.com> wrote:

>
>On Thu, 24 May 2012 20:44:36 -0400, Boron Elgar <boron...@hootmail.com>
>wrote:
>
>>On Thu, 24 May 2012 11:40:52 -0500, Mara
>><g...@awaynow.becauseIsaidso.com> wrote:
>>
>>>
>>>On Thu, 24 May 2012 08:45:10 -0400, Boron Elgar <boron...@hootmail.com>
>>>wrote:
>>
>>>
>>>>Do you work in food ingredients?
>>>
>>>Yes.
>>>
>>
>>Hmmm...In Lenexa, by chance?
>
>No.
>
>>Boron

Ok, Lenexa is the only place where I have Kevin Bacon connection to a
facility.

Boron

S. Checker

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May 25, 2012, 8:51:02 AM5/25/12
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Mara <g...@awaynow.becauseisaidso.com> wrote:
>
> On Thu, 24 May 2012 20:44:36 -0400, Boron Elgar <boron...@hootmail.com>
> wrote:
>
>>On Thu, 24 May 2012 11:40:52 -0500, Mara
>><g...@awaynow.becauseIsaidso.com> wrote:
>>
>>>
>>>On Thu, 24 May 2012 08:45:10 -0400, Boron Elgar <boron...@hootmail.com>
>>>wrote:
>>
>>>
>>>>Do you work in food ingredients?
>>>
>>>Yes.
>>>
>>
>>Hmmm...In Lenexa, by chance?
>
> No.

Mystery Guest, are you in an industry that uses animal byproducts?
--
If you go to other people's funerals, they'll come to yours.
-- Nanny Ogg

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May 25, 2012, 10:46:29 AM5/25/12
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On May 25, 8:38 am, Boron Elgar <boron_el...@hootmail.com> wrote:
> On Fri, 25 May 2012 06:12:58 -0500, Mara
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> <g...@awaynow.becauseIsaidso.com> wrote:
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> >On Thu, 24 May 2012 20:44:36 -0400, Boron Elgar <boron_el...@hootmail.com>
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> >>On Thu, 24 May 2012 11:40:52 -0500, Mara
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> >>>On Thu, 24 May 2012 08:45:10 -0400, Boron Elgar <boron_el...@hootmail.com>
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> >>>>Do you work in food ingredients?
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> Ok, Lenexa is the only place where I have Kevin Bacon connection to a
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Kevin Bacon-Bits?

Tim Wright

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May 25, 2012, 11:12:16 AM5/25/12
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Kevin Baconnaise

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Tim W

Boron Elgar

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May 25, 2012, 11:45:03 AM5/25/12
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They are delicious sprinkled over a closer.

Boron

Paul Madarasz

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May 25, 2012, 2:49:01 PM5/25/12
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On Fri, 25 May 2012 11:45:03 -0400, Boron Elgar
<boron...@hootmail.com> wrote, perhaps among other things:
I'll pick Mariano Rivera.

bill van

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May 25, 2012, 3:10:38 PM5/25/12
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In article <uvkvr79putngv7f1b...@4ax.com>,
Paul Madarasz <paul.m...@gmail.com> wrote:

> On Fri, 25 May 2012 11:45:03 -0400, Boron Elgar
> <boron...@hootmail.com> wrote, perhaps among other things:
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> >On Fri, 25 May 2012 07:46:29 -0700 (PDT), "art...@yahoo.com"
> ><art...@yahoo.com> wrote:
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> >>On May 25, 8:38 am, Boron Elgar <boron_el...@hootmail.com> wrote:
> >>> On Fri, 25 May 2012 06:12:58 -0500, Mara
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> >>> <g...@awaynow.becauseIsaidso.com> wrote:
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> >>> >On Thu, 24 May 2012 20:44:36 -0400, Boron Elgar
> >>> ><boron_el...@hootmail.com>
> >>> >wrote:
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> >>> >>On Thu, 24 May 2012 11:40:52 -0500, Mara
> >>> >><g...@awaynow.becauseIsaidso.com> wrote:
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> >>> >>>On Thu, 24 May 2012 08:45:10 -0400, Boron Elgar
> >>> >>><boron_el...@hootmail.com>
> >>> >>>wrote:
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> >>> >>>>Do you work in food ingredients?
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> >>> >>>Yes.
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> >>> >>Hmmm...In Lenexa, by chance?
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> >>> >No.
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> >>> Ok, Lenexa is the only place where I have Kevin Bacon connection to a
> >>> facility.
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> >>Kevin Bacon-Bits?
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> >They are delicious sprinkled over a closer.
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> I'll pick Mariano Rivera.

Tough pick. Out for the season, perhaps for his career, with a torn ACL

bill

Paul Madarasz

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May 25, 2012, 4:36:47 PM5/25/12
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On Fri, 25 May 2012 12:10:38 -0700, bill van <bil...@delete.shaw.ca>
Oh noes!!!111!

Mark Brader

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May 29, 2012, 7:27:30 PM5/29/12
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"Mara":
> She wants us to put padlocks on all the 300-gallon storage cone bottoms
> because "someone might tamper with them."

I was not told that that there would be padlocked 300-gallon storage
cone bottoms in this thread.
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Mark Brader | "I had never thought of Jesus as being
m...@vex.net | a variety of grape plant, but
Toronto | if you put it that way..." --Jan Sand

Mara

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May 29, 2012, 7:41:59 PM5/29/12
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On Tue, 29 May 2012 18:27:30 -0500, m...@vex.net (Mark Brader) wrote:

>"Mara":
>> She wants us to put padlocks on all the 300-gallon storage cone bottoms
>> because "someone might tamper with them."
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>I was not told that that there would be padlocked 300-gallon storage
>cone bottoms in this thread.

You'll have to sue the maker of the cone bottoms. I can try to find out if you
wish. Someday.

Greg Goss

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May 30, 2012, 5:21:01 AM5/30/12
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Mara <g...@awaynow.becauseIsaidso.com> wrote:

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>On Tue, 29 May 2012 18:27:30 -0500, m...@vex.net (Mark Brader) wrote:
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>>"Mara":
>>> She wants us to put padlocks on all the 300-gallon storage cone bottoms
>>> because "someone might tamper with them."
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>>I was not told that that there would be padlocked 300-gallon storage
>>cone bottoms in this thread.
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>You'll have to sue the maker of the cone bottoms. I can try to find out if you
>wish. Someday.

A recent TV jeans ad was claiming to stock jeans for every shape of
customer, including trapezoidy-shape. They didn't mention
cone-bottoms.

Many "golden age" SF magazine covers featured double-cone tops. I
don't recall ever seing cone bottoms.
--
I used to own a mind like a steel trap.
Perhaps if I'd specified a brass one, it
wouldn't have rusted like this.
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