Poo Racing in the UK
Jack Campin - bogus address
From my house, poo takes 2 hours to reach the sea after a 19-mile
trip along a route I'd never have guessed (into a completely
different watershed).
This seems to me to have potential for gambling on poo races - you'd
need to allocate the starting points somewhat randomly, but it isn't
at all obvious whether poo starting in Middlesbrough would beat poo
from Norwich: you could have a wait of some hours before the result
was obvious.
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Jack Campin, 11 Third Street, Newtongrange, Midlothian EH22 4PU, Scotland
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Peter Ward
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> The Domestos Flush Tracker:
>
> http://flushtracker.com
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> From my house, poo takes 2 hours to reach the sea after a 19-mile
> trip along a route I'd never have guessed (into a completely
> different watershed).
>
> This seems to me to have potential for gambling on poo races - you'd
> need to allocate the starting points somewhat randomly, but it isn't
> at all obvious whether poo starting in Middlesbrough would beat poo
> from Norwich: you could have a wait of some hours before the result
> was obvious.
Poo Sticks?
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Lesmond
>Jack Campin - bogus address says...
>>
>> The Domestos Flush Tracker:
>>
>> http://flushtracker.com
>>
>> From my house, poo takes 2 hours to reach the sea after a 19-mile
>> trip along a route I'd never have guessed (into a completely
>> different watershed).
>>
>> This seems to me to have potential for gambling on poo races - you'd
>> need to allocate the starting points somewhat randomly, but it isn't
>> at all obvious whether poo starting in Middlesbrough would beat poo
>> from Norwich: you could have a wait of some hours before the result
>> was obvious.
>
>Poo Sticks?
You're evil, you know.
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bill van
Jack Campin - bogus address <bo...@purr.demon.co.uk> wrote:
> The Domestos Flush Tracker:
>
> http://flushtracker.com
>
> From my house, poo takes 2 hours to reach the sea after a 19-mile
> trip along a route I'd never have guessed (into a completely
> different watershed).
>
> This seems to me to have potential for gambling on poo races - you'd
> need to allocate the starting points somewhat randomly, but it isn't
> at all obvious whether poo starting in Middlesbrough would beat poo
> from Norwich: you could have a wait of some hours before the result
> was obvious.
>
Why not drive to the sea in 15 or 20 minutes, and deliver it directly?
bill
Chris
news:MPG.275530d8a...@news.eternal-september.org...
> Jack Campin - bogus address says...
>>
>> The Domestos Flush Tracker:
>>
>> http://flushtracker.com
>>
>> From my house, poo takes 2 hours to reach the sea after a 19-mile
>> trip along a route I'd never have guessed (into a completely
>> different watershed).
>>
>> This seems to me to have potential for gambling on poo races - you'd
>> need to allocate the starting points somewhat randomly, but it isn't
>> at all obvious whether poo starting in Middlesbrough would beat poo
>> from Norwich: you could have a wait of some hours before the result
>> was obvious.
>
> Poo Sticks?
>
Worthy of a Splorf!
Ray
Did they calibrate the algorithm using GPS-enabled turds?
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Ray