Request for Urgent Confidential Business Relationship

[Lars Eighner]

From: Minister of the Treasury Paulson

Subject: REQUEST FOR URGENT CONFIDENTIAL BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP

Dear American:

I need to ask you to support an urgent secret business relationship
with a transfer of funds of great magnitude.

I am Ministry of the Treasury of the Republic of America. My country
has had crisis that has caused the need for large transfer of funds of
800 billion dollars US. If you would assist me in this transfer, it
would be most profitable to you.

I am working with Mr. Phil Gram, lobbyist for UBS, who will be my
replacement as Ministry of the Treasury in January. As a Senator, you
may know him as the leader of the American banking deregulation
movement in the 1990s. This transactin is 100% safe.

This is a matter of great urgency. We need a blank check.

We need the funds as quickly as possible. We cannot directly transfer
these funds in the names of our close friends because we are
constantly under surveillance. My family lawyer advised me that I
should look for a reliable and trustworthy person who will act as a
next of kin so the funds can be transferred.

Please reply with all of your bank account, IRA and college fund
account numbers and those of your children and grandchildren to
wallstre...@treasury.gov so that we may transfer your commission
for this transaction. After I receive that information, I will respond
with detailed information about safeguards that will be used to
protect the funds.

Yours Faithfully,

Minister of Treasury Paulson

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[Lisa Ann]

"Lars Eighner" <use...@larseighner.com> wrote in message
news:slrngdhl95...@debranded.larseighner.com...

> From: Minister of the Treasury Paulson

<snipped>

Brilliant, Lars. Just brilliant.

Lisa Ann

[Lars Eighner]

In our last episode, <gbam7c$3ko$1...@news.datemas.de>, the lovely and talented
Lisa Ann broadcast on alt.fan.cecil-adams:

><snipped>

> Brilliant, Lars. Just brilliant.

Stolen. But then that is keeping with the theme.

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Lars Eighner <http://larseighner.com/> use...@larseighner.com

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Now I know Maury's barrel doesn't have a bottom.

[Neal Eckhardt]

On Tue, 23 Sep 2008 11:46:34 +0000 (UTC), Lars Eighner
<use...@larseighner.com> wrote:

Sweet!

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Neal

Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a
peeing section in a swimming pool?