http://www.sollog.com/prophecies/7stars.txt
The Deaths of 7 Stars
Behold the world shall soon mourn,
The loss of several stars newly borne,
Whilst every Rose is said to carry thorns,
Most that are slain followed in this life the beast of horns.
While I could easily give the day,
When these 7 stars shall pay,
It would merely cause a scant delay,
So I'll pen appellations and kismets with trivial disarray.
Terrorists have a scroll of those they wish to kill,
What is fame and fortune when they wish one such great ill,
Many named will soon seek solace in a pill,
Benwar if your cognomen has been written with my quill.
The media has hidden proof I AM the real seer,
But the fate of these stars has already been given to the reaper,
He who controls this earth is but your temporary keeper,
I have too little space within this verse to explain any deeper.
The earth has shaken where and when I have warned,
Diana and JFK Jr. both died as I foretold,
The FBI investigated my writings for both 419 and 911,
Now thousands analyze diurnally the prose within my vaticinations.
Now I shall give the manner of 7 famous quietuses
Then I shall give the ainms of the funereal souls to befall these predestinations
Terrorists shall strike in a theatre,
Terrorists shall strike on a hill,
Terrorists shall strike at an open,
Terrorists shall strike in a market.
The Great Quake shall take the lives of two more.
The last of the 7 named below shall take their own life by pills.
Now I shall give ten appellatives
However, only seven shall be struck by the acts declared above
This is not any type of threat
It is merely an augury of certain predestinations
Madonna
Tiger Woods
Nicole Kidman
Michael Jordan
Julia Roberts
Howard Stern
Barbara Streisand
Richard Gere
Britney Spears
Bill O'Reilly
One cannot change the destiny of fate,
Although most would like to make a debate,
This warning was not given via hate,
It was done to warn of the coming GREAT QUAKES!
Limerick is a nuclear plant near Philadelphia,
Such accurate omens have not been given since ancient Delphi,
My gift of divination is equal to the acumen of Hermes,
Terrorists and Great Quakes shall soon strike nuclear reactors!
I AM
Sollog Immanuel Adonai-Adoni
The WORD of ONE
The ONE ABOVE
GOD
This Presage was penned with the blood from a sacrificial lamb
On the vellum of a calf sacrificed upon the stones of an altar
Within a circle of blue stones taken from Stonehenge
On the day of the new moon in the month of Mai
In the year 2002 of the common era
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Oh! Major losses to society = Not!
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> Madonna
> Tiger Woods
> Nicole Kidman
> Michael Jordan
> Julia Roberts
> Howard Stern
> Barbara Streisand
> Richard Gere
> Britney Spears
> Bill O'Reilly
Sean Hannity
Eva Von Zahn
The Beltway Boys
Brit Hume
Tony Snow
Juan Williams
Mara Liason
John McLaughlin
Chris Mathews
G. Gordon Liddy
Laura the Whore
Michael Medved
Rush Limbaugh
Sam and Cokie
George Steffi
George Will
Bob Scheiffer
John Hockenberry
Ollie North
Robert Novak
Paul Weyrich
Brian Williams
Wolf Blitzer
Bill Schneider
Candy Crowley
John Stossel
Howie Kurtz
Ann Coulter
Laura Ingraham
Peggy Noonan
Andrew Sullivan
William Safire
And the rest of the brave souls defending us from the liberal broadcast media.
Jim
Okay = But again where does the great loss come in????
I'm saving this one so I can throw it back in Ennis's face when nothing
happens. <G>
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>http://www.sollog.com/prophecies/7stars.txt
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>The Deaths of 7 Stars
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>Behold the world shall soon mourn,
You misspelled "moon $ollog".
HTH.
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V.G.
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Sarcasm is my sword, Apathy is my shield.
Sollog please add these to the list -
Rosie O'Hypocrite
The kid that played Erkel
Whoever cancelled Airwolf
Diane from Cheers
Cousin Oliver
Anyone on the WB or UPN
That lady who couldn't find the beef
That Coast to Coast guy
Burt Reynolds
Max Headroom
Anyone who played Batman after Keaton
Robert Downey Jr
That is all.
The Duck
> Sollog please add these to the list -
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> Rosie O'Hypocrite
> The kid that played Erkel
> Whoever cancelled Airwolf
> Diane from Cheers
> Cousin Oliver
The kid who looked like John Denver?
> Anyone on the WB or UPN
> That lady who couldn't find the beef
Been dead a long time.
> That Coast to Coast guy
> Burt Reynolds
I think he'd be a badass again if he would dump the stupid wig, shave
his head TOTALLY bald, and grow the moustache and soul patch again.
Shoot the wig, Burt.
> Max Headroom
He went on to play the Mike character from Survivor 2.
> Anyone who played Batman after Keaton
> Robert Downey Jr
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> That is all.
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