"They're Just Rocks," Says Art

[TdN]

There I was complaining about Art, and this weekend he talks just like
a rational person. First, there was Saturday's soliloquy about how
Hoaxy's Martian Edsels were "just rocks" and how Art could take
pictures just like that in Death Valley...then, when someone called in
to explain the lesbian ham radio enthusiasts' "mysterious lost time
experience" as a new highway bypass, Art instantly realized that that
was what had been going on and didn't try to argue...

And then on Sunday, more of the "they're just rocks" and a certain air
of skepticism with Dr. "Starchildren are REAL!" Boylan...

Can Art really be growing a spine and some sense of intellectual
discrimination? I mean, I enjoy laughing at the k00ks as much as the
next person, but I really prefer actual guests like Amarillo Slim and
the guy with the "wacky 911" calls. Even Michio Kaku was interesting
in his most recent appearance, because he and Art talked about actual
facts (the history of nuclear physics and nuclear accidents) instead
of k00kosity.

Friends, I believe we are in The End Times. Art Bell is starting to
make sense. Make sure you're all wearing clean underwear for The
Rapture.

T.