Re: ANNOUNCE: FNVW Changing of the Guard
Peter J Ross
wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:
> Now that our esteemed FNVW has passed the scepter to a new successor
Oi! Nobody is getting his/her/its grubby hands on the sceptre until
January 1st, unless I'm deceased as the result of a Death Tour before
then.
> and said scepter has been caught without breakage,
It's difficult to break anything made of 100% PURE FREE-ENERGY
ALUMINIUM.
> as the Friendly Neighborhood "Bob"father
All praise thy sanctified name!
> I hereby recognize and designate PJR as an
> esteemed Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus, with all the
> priveleges thereto. A lush retirement package including, but not
> limited to, permanent immunity from Kook Award nominations, low interest
> immunity from the Beer Fund, personal access key to the strategic
> research cent^H^H^H^H^toy room, the lodge shriner hat and grey alien
> call, and so much more. As like any FNVW Emeritus you may still conduct
> votes of your choosing on various Kook related matters if you wish.
I was thinking of reviving the Curley Nebuchadnezzar Award next Kooks'
Day. It's a shame that it passed into desuetude, but I've never had
time for it in June before.
> I hereby also recognize Sean as the new Friendly Neighborhood Vote
> Wrangler, with all the priveleges thereto.
All praise his sanctified name!
> May he LART long and
> prosper. May he also prove adept at getting more overdue bills paid for
> the Beer Fund with better cleanup afterward. Blood stains, you know.
It's the greenish colour of some of the bloodstains that bothers me.
> In addition, I hereby, in addition to myself, designate Anna Konda and
> Gary Burnore as the authorized electoral officers for Votes of No
> Confidence.
All praise their sanctified names!
> Any or all may conduct such votes for reasons that may
> arise whenever net.loons fail to restrain themselves or their bowel
> movements. As such wranglers in the vein of the FNVW they are also
> granted perpetual immunity from Kook Award nominations. Apologies to
> their many disappointed adversaries, but I need deputies, and Anna's too
> quick on the finger lightning trigger to hand the job to full time. If
> each of you is modest enough to begrudgingly settle for being a Friendly
> Neighborhood Grand Inquisitor, the duty is yours.
Nemo kookologicam exspectat inquisitionem.
> Being also in the vein and tradition of the FNVW, the esteemed vote
> wrangling role of overseer of alt.fan.art-bell is now officially
> recognized as well, and vote rustlers there shall also reap the benefits
> of FNVWship.
Agreed, and I think Bookm^H^H^H^H^Hwhoever it is you're talking about
ought to POST A "BOB"DAMNED BALLOT soon.
> It's good to be emperor. Sorry again to anyone wanting to
> nominate he/she/it/them for Kook Awards, but that's what you get for
> being stingy on the bribes and compliments.
>
> Enjoy, all ye vote wranglers, and may whatever webgod you believe in,
> have mercy on your souls.
May you be touched by $webdeity's noodley appendage today.
PJR :-)
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Gossip Tramp
news:dp1k95$85g$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
> Now that our esteemed FNVW has passed the scepter to a new
> successor and said scepter has been caught without breakage, as
> the Friendly Neighborhood "Bob"father I hereby recognize and
> designate PJR as an esteemed Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
> Emeritus, with all the priveleges thereto. A lush retirement
> package including, but not limited to, permanent immunity from
> Kook Award nominations, low interest immunity from the Beer Fund,
> personal access key to the strategic research cent^H^H^H^H^toy
> room, the lodge shriner hat and grey alien call, and so much more.
> As like any FNVW Emeritus you may still conduct votes of your
> choosing on various Kook related matters if you wish.
>
> I hereby also recognize Sean as the new Friendly Neighborhood Vote
> Wrangler, with all the priveleges thereto. May he LART long and
> prosper. May he also prove adept at getting more overdue bills
> paid for the Beer Fund with better cleanup afterward. Blood
> stains, you know.
>
> In addition, I hereby, in addition to myself, designate Anna Konda
> and Gary Burnore as the authorized electoral officers for Votes of
> No Confidence. Any or all may conduct such votes for reasons that
> may arise whenever net.loons fail to restrain themselves or their
> bowel movements. As such wranglers in the vein of the FNVW they
> are also granted perpetual immunity from Kook Award nominations.
> Apologies to their many disappointed adversaries, but I need
> deputies, and Anna's too quick on the finger lightning trigger to
> hand the job to full time. If each of you is modest enough to
> begrudgingly settle for being a Friendly Neighborhood Grand
> Inquisitor, the duty is yours.
>
> Being also in the vein and tradition of the FNVW, the esteemed
> vote wrangling role of overseer of alt.fan.art-bell is now
> officially recognized as well, and vote rustlers there shall also
> reap the benefits of FNVWship. It's good to be emperor. Sorry
> again to anyone wanting to nominate he/she/it/them for Kook
> Awards, but that's what you get for being stingy on the bribes and
> compliments.
>
> Enjoy, all ye vote wranglers, and may whatever webgod you believe
> in, have mercy on your souls.
Bwahahahahahahaha!
Phoenix the *LAME* *DUCK* trying to show a display of power again.
What a fucken dinosaur.
Notice Pinko Senseless didn't get the immunity. ;)))
Art Deco
>Wh
FOB.
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"Wilhelp for food" <mnth...@NOSPAMsbcglobal.net> acted as the
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>Oh never mind. Anyone who pilfers Palmjobs tagline obviously has nothing to
>offer the general masses. Go play in traffic wee one.
mariposas rand mair fheal greykitten tomys des anges
wrote:
> In article <slrndr8o0...@nntp.petitmorte.net>, posted Thu,
> 29 Dec 2005 22:15:47 +0000, Peter J Ross p...@kookbusters.org
> says...
>
> [...]
>
> >May you be touched by $webdeity's noodley appendage today.
>
> Still waiting for the Kansas Board of Ed to decide whether it
> will adopt this religion into its science curriculum.
ding dong the witch is dead
arf meow arf - nsa fodder
al qaeda terrorism nuclear bomb iran taliban big brother
if you meet buddha on the usenet killfile him
Jimmy Snibbler
Furthermore let it be known that hereafter Jimmy Snibbler shall be
consulted on all important matters. Mr. Snibbler shall be paid
handsomely for this service and please, a shrubbery.
Neek.
Sean Monaghan
> Now that our esteemed FNVW has passed the scepter to a new successor and
> said scepter has been caught without breakage, as the Friendly
> Neighborhood "Bob"father I hereby recognize and designate PJR as an
> esteemed Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus, with all the
> priveleges thereto. A lush retirement package including, but not
> limited to, permanent immunity from Kook Award nominations, low interest
> immunity from the Beer Fund, personal access key to the strategic
> research cent^H^H^H^H^toy room, the lodge shriner hat and grey alien
> call, and so much more. As like any FNVW Emeritus you may still conduct
> votes of your choosing on various Kook related matters if you wish.
ALL HAIL TEH SOON-TO-BE FNVWE!!!1!!
> I hereby also recognize Sean as the new Friendly Neighborhood Vote
> Wrangler, with all the priveleges thereto. May he LART long and
> prosper. May he also prove adept at getting more overdue bills paid for
> the Beer Fund with better cleanup afterward. Blood stains, you know.
Thank you, Mr. FNBF. I don't have a second acceptance speech in me at the
moment, but I'll make up for it in beer rations. ;-)
> In addition, I hereby, in addition to myself, designate Anna Konda
> Gary Burnore as the authorized electoral officers for Votes of No
> Confidence. Any or all may conduct such votes for reasons that may
> arise whenever net.loons fail to restrain themselves or their bowel
> movements. As such wranglers in the vein of the FNVW they are also
> granted perpetual immunity from Kook Award nominations. Apologies to
> their many disappointed adversaries, but I need deputies, and Anna's too
> quick on the finger lightning trigger to hand the job to full time. If
> each of you is modest enough to begrudgingly settle for being a Friendly
> Neighborhood Grand Inquisitor, the duty is yours.
I APPROVE OF THIS PART!
A toast to Gary and Anna! <holds up one glass in each hand>
> Being also in the vein and tradition of the FNVW, the esteemed vote
> wrangling role of overseer of alt.fan.art-bell is now officially
> recognized as well, and vote rustlers there shall also reap the benefits
> of FNVWship. It's good to be emperor. Sorry again to anyone wanting to
> nominate he/she/it/them for Kook Awards, but that's what you get for
> being stingy on the bribes and compliments.
ALL HAIL TEH AFA-B BULLIES!
> Enjoy, all ye vote wranglers, and may whatever webgod you believe in,
> have mercy on your souls.
That was one hell of a ceremony.
<feels the heat>
--
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DrPostman
accordance with The Prophecy scribed:
>Furthermore let it be known that hereafter Jimmy Snibbler shall be
>consulted on all important matters. Mr. Snibbler shall be paid
>handsomely for this service and please, a shrubbery.
>
>Neek.
What kind of shrubbery?
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A. Jinn
"DrPostman" <Lo...@mysig.foremail> wrote in message news:5r6ar1h796o9gcnks...@4ax.com...
> On Fri, 30 Dec 2005 01:44:47 GMT, Jimmy Snibbler <m...@my.forest> in
> accordance with The Prophecy scribed:
>
>
>>Furthermore let it be known that hereafter Jimmy Snibbler shall be
>>consulted on all important matters. Mr. Snibbler shall be paid
>>handsomely for this service and please, a shrubbery.
>>
>>Neek.
>
>
> What kind of shrubbery?
The question is: "what color is your sandbox?"
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accordance with The Prophecy scribed:
>
>"DrPostman" <Lo...@mysig.foremail> wrote in message news:5r6ar1h796o9gcnks...@4ax.com...
>> On Fri, 30 Dec 2005 01:44:47 GMT, Jimmy Snibbler <m...@my.forest> in
>> accordance with The Prophecy scribed:
>>
>>
>>>Furthermore let it be known that hereafter Jimmy Snibbler shall be
>>>consulted on all important matters. Mr. Snibbler shall be paid
>>>handsomely for this service and please, a shrubbery.
>>>
>>>Neek.
>>
>>
>> What kind of shrubbery?
>
>The question is: "what color is your sandbox?"
It's a rather big one, planet sized even. It has many colors.
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Dennis M. Hammes
> bowtie's sock Gossip Tramp <gossi...@slut.wh0re> wrote:
>
>
>>Wh
>
>
> FOB.
>
There's a fob on your bowtie?
Or your sock?
Either way, I wanna watch.
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Dennis M. Hammes
> On Fri, 30 Dec 2005 01:44:47 GMT, Jimmy Snibbler <m...@my.forest> in
> accordance with The Prophecy scribed:
>
>
>
>>Furthermore let it be known that hereafter Jimmy Snibbler shall be
>>consulted on all important matters. Mr. Snibbler shall be paid
>>handsomely for this service and please, a shrubbery.
>>
>>Neek.
>
>
>
> What kind of shrubbery?
>
The kind you put on shortcake.
Peter J Ross
alt.usenet.kooks:
> In article <slrndr8o0...@nntp.petitmorte.net>, posted Thu,
> 29 Dec 2005 22:15:47 +0000, Peter J Ross p...@kookbusters.org
> says...
>
> [...]
>
>>May you be touched by $webdeity's noodley appendage today.
>
> Still waiting for the Kansas Board of Ed to decide whether it
> will adopt this religion into its science curriculum.
There have been a few replies to the open letter, of which the last is
the funniest.
http://www.venganza.org/response.htm
±
"Official" decrees? Talk about k00ky - has anyone checked with the
UseNet Global Authority first?
It works like this - post a ballot to a newsgroup, people vote. Let the
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> > Notice Pinko Senseless didn't get the immunity. ;)))
>
> "Official" decrees? Talk about k00ky - has anyone checked with the
> UseNet Global Authority first?
>
> It works like this - post a ballot to a newsgroup, people vote. Let the
> best AUK ballot win!
O look! The sandbox actually has rules of order.
But I don't need no stinkin' rules,
I'm...
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Peter J Ross
in alt.usenet.kooks:
> O look! I'm reduced to replying to Dumbphries!
[news.groups snecked; try to grow up, snuhtard]
Leonardo da Jinn
Peter J Ross wrote:
Hey, fool. Google only posts to 5 groups at a time.
If you don't leave I'll twist your asymetrical hair straight.
Jimmy Snibbler
>
>Peter J Ross wrote:
>
>Hey, fool. Google only posts to 5 groups at a time.
>
>If you don't leave I'll twist your asymetrical hair straight.
<yawn>
<plonk>
happy new year!
Leonardo da Jinn
Jimmy Snibbler wrote:
> "Leonardo da Jinn" <aj...@here.nu> wrote:
>
> >
> >Peter J Ross wrote:
> >
> >Hey, fool. Google only posts to 5 groups at a time.
> >
> >If you don't leave I'll twist your asymetrical hair straight.
>
> <yawn>
True. A man gutting another man of all dignity can be
too much stress after eating.
Yawn.
>
> <plonk>
I like this guy already!
>
> happy new year!
Shame to you.
Bookman
wrote:
HAIL!
>
>> Any or all may conduct such votes for reasons that may
>> arise whenever net.loons fail to restrain themselves or their bowel
>> movements. As such wranglers in the vein of the FNVW they are also
>> granted perpetual immunity from Kook Award nominations. Apologies to
>> their many disappointed adversaries, but I need deputies, and Anna's too
>> quick on the finger lightning trigger to hand the job to full time. If
>> each of you is modest enough to begrudgingly settle for being a Friendly
>> Neighborhood Grand Inquisitor, the duty is yours.
>
>Nemo kookologicam exspectat inquisitionem.
Is it the Comfy Chair Factor, do you suppose?
>
>> Being also in the vein and tradition of the FNVW, the esteemed vote
>> wrangling role of overseer of alt.fan.art-bell is now officially
>> recognized as well, and vote rustlers there shall also reap the benefits
>> of FNVWship.
Awfully kind of you to give us[tinu] in AFAB such an honor. Please
consider, however, the case of the Right Reverend Doctor Postman.
His credentials are unimpeachable, his herd of slavering fanbois is
top-drawer, and his seniority outstrips quite a number of ko0kpokers.
I accept this honor in memory of Glen Quarnstrom, teh legendary
Geezer. Without his legacy, the AFAB Bullies would be much poorer.
>
>Agreed, and I think Bookm^H^H^H^H^Hwhoever it is you're talking about
>ought to POST A "BOB"DAMNED BALLOT soon.
You are correct, sir. I have dug up the 'site with the noms, and
shall be posting a belated 2005 round-up ballot.
>
>> It's good to be emperor. Sorry again to anyone wanting to
>> nominate he/she/it/them for Kook Awards, but that's what you get for
>> being stingy on the bribes and compliments.
>>
>> Enjoy, all ye vote wranglers, and may whatever webgod you believe in,
>> have mercy on your souls.
>
>May you be touched by $webdeity's noodley appendage today.
May the teh $webdeity's natural lubricant ease the passage today.
ESL!
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Sean Monaghan
> On Thu, 29 Dec 2005 22:15:47 +0000, Peter J Ross <p...@kookbusters.org>
> wrote:
>
> >On Thu, 29 Dec 2005 14:26:54 -0700, Phoenix <rbwa...@databasix.com>
> >wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:
[...]
> >> Being also in the vein and tradition of the FNVW, the esteemed vote
> >> wrangling role of overseer of alt.fan.art-bell is now officially
> >> recognized as well, and vote rustlers there shall also reap the benefits
> >> of FNVWship.
> >>
> >Agreed, and I think Bookm^H^H^H^H^Hwhoever it is you're talking about
> >ought to POST A "BOB"DAMNED BALLOT soon.
>
> You are correct, sir. I have dug up the 'site with the noms, and
> shall be posting a belated 2005 round-up ballot.
This is good to hear. :-) Be sure to do a final Google search before
poasting the ballot; I stopped tracking the noms at one point, and I'm
fairly certain that a few of them never got charted.
--
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Oh, bloody damnation. You would have to say that.