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Sean Monaghan

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Dec 30, 2005, 2:15:34 AM12/30/05
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PSYLVIA - Ignore the trolls and post on-topic to ACA.

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"Sean Monaghan" <se...@petitmorte.net> wrote in message
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> PSYLVIA - Ignore the trolls and post on-topic to ACA.
PSYLVIA - Ignore the kookologists and post off topic to AUK.
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SneakyP

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Woodchuck Bill wrote:
> Sean Monaghan <se...@petitmorte.net> wrote in
> news:u6n9r15s0bqc8nk5a...@news.hydroclick.com:

>
> > PSYLVIA - Ignore the trolls and post on-topic to ACA.
>
> Scoville - Support free speech for a change.
>
Brad Jesness - become a normal human being.

de Fragile Warrior Sports Supplies

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"SneakyP" <48um...@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
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Pamef'loon - identify an honest-to-God pedophile for once.


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Flying Rat

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In article <LSgtf.87730$5X.6...@fe05.news.easynews.com>, Chadwick
Stone© says...
> X-No-Archive: YES
> de Fragile Warrior Sports Supplies [vol...@tds.net] has entered into
> testimony
> 43b5772d$1...@newspeer2.tds.net
> Raymond Karczewski - tell the trvth for once.
>
>
Cowtown...own up to losing your Verizon account for spamming, for once!

FR

Cujo DeSockpuppet

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"Chadwick StoneŠ" <chad_...@127.0.0.1> wrote in news:LSgtf.87730
$5X.6...@fe05.news.easynews.com:

> X-No-Archive: YES
> de Fragile Warrior Sports Supplies [vol...@tds.net] has entered into
> testimony
> 43b5772d$1...@newspeer2.tds.net
>

> Raymond Karczewski - tell the trvth for once.

Edmo Wollkook - pay back Susan like you promised, deadbeat.

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Aratzio

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On Fri, 30 Dec 2005 20:42:27 -0000, Flying Rat
<flyin...@SPAMgmail.EVERcom> transparently proposed:

>In article <LSgtf.87730$5X.6...@fe05.news.easynews.com>, Chadwick

>StoneŠ says...

FR check abn-s-c you hace been litsed.

Chadwick too.

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de Fragile Warrior Sports Supplies

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"Cujo DeSockpuppet" <cu...@petitmorte.net> wrote in message
news:dp463o$s45$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...

> "Chadwick StoneŠ" <chad_...@127.0.0.1> wrote in news:LSgtf.87730
> $5X.6...@fe05.news.easynews.com:
>
>> X-No-Archive: YES
>> de Fragile Warrior Sports Supplies [vol...@tds.net] has entered into
>> testimony
>> 43b5772d$1...@newspeer2.tds.net
>>
>>> "SneakyP" <48um...@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
>>> news:1135966442.5...@g47g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
>>>> Woodchuck Bill wrote:
>>>>> Sean Monaghan <se...@petitmorte.net> wrote in
>>>>> news:u6n9r15s0bqc8nk5a...@news.hydroclick.com:
>>>>>
>>>>>> PSYLVIA - Ignore the trolls and post on-topic to ACA.
>>>>>
>>>>> Scoville - Support free speech for a change.
>>>>>
>>>> Brad Jesness - become a normal human being.
>>>
>>> Pamef'loon - identify an honest-to-God pedophile for once.
>>
>> Raymond Karczewski - tell the trvth for once.
>
> Edmo Wollkook - pay back Susan like you promised, deadbeat.

lil Kenny - grow the fuck up and act your age.


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Flying Rat

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Dec 30, 2005, 6:39:25 PM12/30/05
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In article <f27br1tdvsbqr0pnm...@4ax.com>, Aratzio says...

> On Fri, 30 Dec 2005 20:42:27 -0000, Flying Rat
> <flyin...@SPAMgmail.EVERcom> transparently proposed:
>
> >In article <LSgtf.87730$5X.6...@fe05.news.easynews.com>, Chadwick
> >Stone© says...

> >> X-No-Archive: YES
> >> de Fragile Warrior Sports Supplies [vol...@tds.net] has entered into
> >> testimony
> >> 43b5772d$1...@newspeer2.tds.net
> >>
> >> > "SneakyP" <48um...@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
> >> > news:1135966442.5...@g47g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
> >> >> Woodchuck Bill wrote:
> >> >>> Sean Monaghan <se...@petitmorte.net> wrote in
> >> >>> news:u6n9r15s0bqc8nk5a...@news.hydroclick.com:
> >> >>>
> >> >>>> PSYLVIA - Ignore the trolls and post on-topic to ACA.
> >> >>>
> >> >>> Scoville - Support free speech for a change.
> >> >>>
> >> >> Brad Jesness - become a normal human being.
> >> >
> >> > Pamef'loon - identify an honest-to-God pedophile for once.
> >>
> >> Raymond Karczewski - tell the trvth for once.
> >>
> >>
> >Cowtown...own up to losing your Verizon account for spamming, for once!
> >
> >FR
>
> FR check abn-s-c you hace been litsed.
>
> Chadwick too.
>
>
That be the Unitard.

We should marry him off to Cowtown. Two failures together who keep
losing Usenet accounts!

Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaw!

FR

(wonder if Uni is a Michael Jackson fan? It would explain Sooooooo
much...)
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administering an intoxicating agent to assist in the commission of a
felony.

Archie Leach

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Chuckie Lysaght - read a book and/or look for want ads at the local
public library, instead of slandering TSB Bearings


copyright ARCHIE LEACH

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"Wilhelp for food" <mnth...@NOSPAMsbcglobal.net> acted as the
pot calling the kettle black when he wrote:

>Oh never mind. Anyone who pilfers Palmjobs tagline obviously has nothing to
>offer the general masses. Go play in traffic wee one.

Cujo DeSockpuppet

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Dec 31, 2005, 10:41:23 PM12/31/05
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Archie Leach <ak@dmk.s> wrote in
news:skher11ofqiv1gn7g...@4ax.com:

> "de Fragile Warrior Sports Supplies" <vol...@tds.net> wrote:
>
>>
>>"Cujo DeSockpuppet" <cu...@petitmorte.net> wrote in message
>>news:dp463o$s45$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
>>> "Chadwick StoneŠ" <chad_...@127.0.0.1> wrote in news:LSgtf.87730
>>> $5X.6...@fe05.news.easynews.com:
>>>
>>>> X-No-Archive: YES
>>>> de Fragile Warrior Sports Supplies [vol...@tds.net] has entered
>>>> into testimony
>>>> 43b5772d$1...@newspeer2.tds.net
>>>>
>>>>> "SneakyP" <48um...@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
>>>>> news:1135966442.5...@g47g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
>>>>>> Woodchuck Bill wrote:
>>>>>>> Sean Monaghan <se...@petitmorte.net> wrote in
>>>>>>> news:u6n9r15s0bqc8nk5a...@news.hydroclick.com:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> PSYLVIA - Ignore the trolls and post on-topic to ACA.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Scoville - Support free speech for a change.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> Brad Jesness - become a normal human being.
>>>>>
>>>>> Pamef'loon - identify an honest-to-God pedophile for once.
>>>>
>>>> Raymond Karczewski - tell the trvth for once.
>>>
>>> Edmo Wollkook - pay back Susan like you promised, deadbeat.
>>
>>lil Kenny - grow the fuck up and act your age.
>>
> Chuckie Lysaght - read a book and/or look for want ads at the local
> public library, instead of slandering TSB Bearings

FreeSpeechStore - Grow some nads and sue someone.

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Art Deco

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Cujo DeSockpuppet <cu...@petitmorte.net> wrote:

Brad Guthball - learn what a coherent, rational argument is.

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Pastor Pants

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On 01 Jan 2006, Art Deco <art_...@127.0.0.1> posted some
news:010120060912198693%art_...@127.0.0.1:

John k00kass - Eat the cakes you so delight in farting on.

Daedalus

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Ray Gordon - Lose virginity.

Jade

tentacle

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we're being mean again, arent we?

Daedalus schrieb:


> On Sun, 01 Jan 2006 21:45:00 GMT, Pastor Pants
> <scruu...@everyturn.net>, wrote:
>
>
>>On 01 Jan 2006, Art Deco <art_...@127.0.0.1> posted some
>>news:010120060912198693%art_...@127.0.0.1:
>>
>>
>>>Cujo DeSockpuppet <cu...@petitmorte.net> wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>>Archie Leach <ak@dmk.s> wrote in
>>>>news:skher11ofqiv1gn7g...@4ax.com:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>"de Fragile Warrior Sports Supplies" <vol...@tds.net> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>>"Cujo DeSockpuppet" <cu...@petitmorte.net> wrote in message
>>>>>>news:dp463o$s45$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
>>>>>>

>>>>>>>"Chadwick Stone©" <chad_...@127.0.0.1> wrote in news:LSgtf.87730

johnebravo836

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Jan 3, 2006, 4:43:41 PM1/3/06
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tentacle wrote:

> we're being mean again, arent we?

Yes, we are, but on the other hand, the USENET record makes it
abundantly clear that Mr. Parker has dished out disgusting abuse and
nauseating bile in spades for years, and that's putting it mildly.

However, in the spirit of the holiday season, I would like to be more
generous towards Mr. Parker. I think that instead of challenging him to
lose his virginity, it would be more humane to give him a fighting
chance and request that, instead of getting laid, he instead perform
some task that he's more likely to be able to do successfully -- like
draw a round square, for example, or prove that one and one do not equal
two.

Peter J Ross

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On Tue, 03 Jan 2006 16:05:55 -0500, Daedalus <ja...@netkooks.org> wrote
in alt.usenet.kooks:

Joseph P Bartlo - abstain from goat-love.


PJR :-)
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On Tue, 3 Jan 2006 21:59:24 +0000, Peter J Ross <p...@kookbusters.org>
wrote:

Alexa Cameron - reduce the amount of tequila she guzzles.

ESL!

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Peter J Ross

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On Tue, 03 Jan 2006 23:12:20 GMT, Bookman <boo...@kc.rr.comNULL>
wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:

Chuck Lysaght - keep a minimum-wage job longer than six weeks.

Ray Gordon

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Jan 3, 2006, 6:43:29 PM1/3/06
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> tentacle wrote:
>
>> we're being mean again, arent we?
>
> Yes, we are, but on the other hand, the USENET record makes it abundantly
> clear that Mr. Parker has dished out disgusting abuse and nauseating bile
> in spades for years, and that's putting it mildly.

Mr. "Johnebravo" has very selective vision, but that's a luxury when posting
to a bathroom wall read by a bunch of illiterates.

What's most interesting about his posturing, however, is that if someone
takes him to task for what he posts about me, he says to mind their own
business because it doesn't concern them, yet he doesn't take his own advice
when it concerns me.


> However, in the spirit of the holiday season, I would like to be more
> generous towards Mr. Parker. I think that instead of challenging him to
> lose his virginity, it would be more humane to give him a fighting chance
> and request that, instead of getting laid, he instead perform some task
> that he's more likely to be able to do successfully -- like draw a round
> square, for example, or prove that one and one do not equal two.

Of course if I sued "Johnebravo" for defamation over his claim that I'm a
virgin, he'd backpedal in court, saying he was just joking.

Maybe he's the virgin and is just projecting his issues relating to that.

johnebravo836

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Ray Gordon wrote:

[snip]

> Mr. "Johnebravo" has very selective vision, but that's a luxury when posting
> to a bathroom wall read by a bunch of illiterates.
>
> What's most interesting about his posturing, however, is that if someone
> takes him to task for what he posts about me, he says to mind their own
> business because it doesn't concern them, yet he doesn't take his own advice
> when it concerns me.

I would be most appreciative if Mr. Parker could kindly point me to any
instance where I've ever told anyone to "mind your own business" or "it
doesn't concern you", or anything equivalent.

noneya

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On Tue, 03 Jan 2006 23:43:29 GMT, "Ray Gordon" <r...@cybersheet.com>
wrote:


>Of course if I sued "Johnebravo" for defamation over his claim that
>I'm a virgin, he'd backpedal in court, saying he was just joking.

Does that mean you're not an asshole virgin? Okay, whatever you say.
The record is corrected.

NoneyaDamnbizWax

Art Deco

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David Tholen - show a little restraint.

Barbara's Cat

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In article <slrndrm2i...@nntp.petitmorte.net>,

Peter J Ross <p...@kookbusters.org> said:

> On Tue, 03 Jan 2006 23:12:20 GMT, Bookman <boo...@kc.rr.comNULL>
> wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:
>
> > On Tue, 3 Jan 2006 21:59:24 +0000, Peter J Ross <p...@kookbusters.org>
> > wrote:
> >
> >>On Tue, 03 Jan 2006 16:05:55 -0500, Daedalus <ja...@netkooks.org> wrote
> >>in alt.usenet.kooks:
> >>
> >>> On Sun, 01 Jan 2006 21:45:00 GMT, Pastor Pants
> >>> <scruu...@everyturn.net>, wrote:
> >>>
> >>>>On 01 Jan 2006, Art Deco <art_...@127.0.0.1> posted some
> >>>>news:010120060912198693%art_...@127.0.0.1:
> >>>>
> >>>>> Cujo DeSockpuppet <cu...@petitmorte.net> wrote:
> >>>>>
> >>>>>>Archie Leach <ak@dmk.s> wrote in
> >>>>>>news:skher11ofqiv1gn7g...@4ax.com:
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>> "de Fragile Warrior Sports Supplies" <vol...@tds.net> wrote:
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>"Cujo DeSockpuppet" <cu...@petitmorte.net> wrote in message
> >>>>>>>>news:dp463o$s45$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...

> >>>>>>>>> "Chadwick Stone©" <chad_...@127.0.0.1> wrote in news:LSgtf.87730

Will Dockery - learns what a poem is.

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Jinn Wins

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"Barbara's Cat" <c...@XSPAMkookbusters.org> wrote in message news:MPG.1e24f315e...@127.0.0.1...

In article <slrndrm2i...@nntp.petitmorte.net>,
Peter J Ross <p...@kookbusters.org> said:

> On Tue, 03 Jan 2006 23:12:20 GMT, Bookman <boo...@kc.rr.comNULL>
> wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:
>
> > On Tue, 3 Jan 2006 21:59:24 +0000, Peter J Ross <p...@kookbusters.org>
> > wrote:
> >
> >>On Tue, 03 Jan 2006 16:05:55 -0500, Daedalus <ja...@netkooks.org> wrote
> >>in alt.usenet.kooks:
> >>
> >>> On Sun, 01 Jan 2006 21:45:00 GMT, Pastor Pants
> >>> <scruu...@everyturn.net>, wrote:
> >>>
> >>>>On 01 Jan 2006, Art Deco <art_...@127.0.0.1> posted some
> >>>>news:010120060912198693%art_...@127.0.0.1:
> >>>>
> >>>>> Cujo DeSockpuppet <cu...@petitmorte.net> wrote:
> >>>>>
> >>>>>>Archie Leach <ak@dmk.s> wrote in
> >>>>>>news:skher11ofqiv1gn7g...@4ax.com:
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>> "de Fragile Warrior Sports Supplies" <vol...@tds.net> wrote:
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>"Cujo DeSockpuppet" <cu...@petitmorte.net> wrote in message
> >>>>>>>>news:dp463o$s45$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...

> >>>>>>>>> "Chadwick StoneŠ" <chad_...@127.0.0.1> wrote in news:LSgtf.87730

Jinn Wins

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"Barbara's Cat" <c...@XSPAMkookbusters.org> wrote in message news:MPG.1e24f315e...@127.0.0.1...
In article <slrndrm2i...@nntp.petitmorte.net>,
Peter J Ross <p...@kookbusters.org> said:

> On Tue, 03 Jan 2006 23:12:20 GMT, Bookman <boo...@kc.rr.comNULL>
> wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:
>
> > On Tue, 3 Jan 2006 21:59:24 +0000, Peter J Ross <p...@kookbusters.org>
> > wrote:
> >
> >>On Tue, 03 Jan 2006 16:05:55 -0500, Daedalus <ja...@netkooks.org> wrote
> >>in alt.usenet.kooks:
> >>
> >>> On Sun, 01 Jan 2006 21:45:00 GMT, Pastor Pants
> >>> <scruu...@everyturn.net>, wrote:
> >>>
> >>>>On 01 Jan 2006, Art Deco <art_...@127.0.0.1> posted some
> >>>>news:010120060912198693%art_...@127.0.0.1:
> >>>>
> >>>>> Cujo DeSockpuppet <cu...@petitmorte.net> wrote:
> >>>>>
> >>>>>>Archie Leach <ak@dmk.s> wrote in
> >>>>>>news:skher11ofqiv1gn7g...@4ax.com:
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>> "de Fragile Warrior Sports Supplies" <vol...@tds.net> wrote:
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>"Cujo DeSockpuppet" <cu...@petitmorte.net> wrote in message
> >>>>>>>>news:dp463o$s45$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...

> >>>>>>>>> "Chadwick StoneŠ" <chad_...@127.0.0.1> wrote in news:LSgtf.87730

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alt.fan.art-bell > GALACTIC FEDERATION Update: December 27, 2005

Fixed font - Proportional font
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Jan 3, 2:44 pm   show options

Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors, alt.consciousness, alt.fan.art-bell,
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From: "Ja ?" <tadap...@aol.com> - Find messages by this author Date: 3
Jan 2006 14:44:03 -0800Local: Tues, Jan 3 2006 2:44 pm

Subject: Re: GALACTIC FEDERATION Update: December 27, 2005

There you go then!  That seems to say it
all.  Party on and enjoy the nature of it.
WOMP WOMP

Peter J Ross

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On Tue, 03 Jan 2006 18:37:37 -0700, Art Deco <art_...@127.0.0.1>
wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:

nightbat - write at least one coherent sentence.

rico

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Peter J Ross wrote:
> On Tue, 03 Jan 2006 18:37:37 -0700, Art Deco <art_...@127.0.0.1>
> wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:
>
> > Peter J Ross <p...@kookbusters.org> wrote:
> >
> >>On Tue, 03 Jan 2006 23:12:20 GMT, Bookman <boo...@kc.rr.comNULL>
> >>wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:
> >>
> >>> On Tue, 3 Jan 2006 21:59:24 +0000, Peter J Ross <p...@kookbusters.org>
> >>> wrote:
> >>>
> >>>>On Tue, 03 Jan 2006 16:05:55 -0500, Daedalus <ja...@netkooks.org> wrote
> >>>>in alt.usenet.kooks:
> >>>>
> >>>>> On Sun, 01 Jan 2006 21:45:00 GMT, Pastor Pants
> >>>>> <scruu...@everyturn.net>, wrote:
> >>>>>
> >>>>>>On 01 Jan 2006, Art Deco <art_...@127.0.0.1> posted some
> >>>>>>news:010120060912198693%art_...@127.0.0.1:
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>> Cujo DeSockpuppet <cu...@petitmorte.net> wrote:
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>Archie Leach <ak@dmk.s> wrote in
> >>>>>>>>news:skher11ofqiv1gn7g...@4ax.com:
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>> "de Fragile Warrior Sports Supplies" <vol...@tds.net> wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>"Cujo DeSockpuppet" <cu...@petitmorte.net> wrote in message
> >>>>>>>>>>news:dp463o$s45$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...

> >>>>>>>>>>> "Chadwick Stone©" <chad_...@127.0.0.1> wrote in news:LSgtf.87730

David

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"Barbara's Cat" <c...@XSPAMkookbusters.org> wrote in message
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Mine is to regain my virginity...

~DAVID~


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"Art Deco" <art_...@127.0.0.1> wrote in message
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Is his post count threaten yours?

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"David" <gos...@es.co.nz> wrote in message
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>
> "Barbara's Cat" <c...@XSPAMkookbusters.org> wrote in message
> news:MPG.1e24f315e...@127.0.0.1...
>
>
>
> Mine is to regain my virginity...

That's easy, preserve your back entrance!!!

>
> ~DAVID~
>


rico

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rico wrote:


> Sean Monaghan wrote:
> > PSYLVIA - Ignore the trolls and post on-topic to ACA.
> >

> > --
> > Sean Monaghan
> >
> > Samaritan Awards: http://www.hydroclick.com/samaritan
> --
> MY RESPONSE:
> (1) "YOU" DO "NOT" AND WILL NOT DICTATE YOUR DELUSIONAL BULLSHIT TO ME
> AND EXPECT THAT I WILL OBEY SUCH A GROSS AND BLATANT PSYCHOPATH AS YOU
> HAVE PROVEN YOU ARE;
> --
> (2) "YOU", SEAN,...MAY THINK THAT YOU HAVE SOME KIND OF VIRTUAL POWER,
> BECAUSE YOU ARE LIVING IN YOUR DELUSIONAL WORLD WITH THE OTHER PSYCHOS
> THAT ACTUALLY BELIEVE "THEY ARE OF SOME IMPORTANCE", WHEN THEY, LIKE
> YOU, ARE MERELY THE INCONSEQUENTIAL SCUM ONE ACQUIRES ON THE BOTTOM OF
> THEIR SHOES AFTER A FLOOD THAT INUNDATES THE SEWER SYSTEM.
> ---
> (3) YOU AND YOUR MENTAL RETARDS WHO FORMED WHAT YOU "THOUGHT" WOULD BE
> A POWER INTERNET GANG, HAVE PROVEN THAT NOT ONLY ARE YOU USELESS HUMAN
> BEINGS IN "REAL LIFE", YOUR INFANTILE STATEMENTS AND ACTIONS "PROVE"
> THAT YOU ARE INCAPABLE OF LIVING IN THE "REAL WORLD", THUS YOU FLAIL
> AROUND WITH YOUR THREATS ETC. ON USENET, AS "IF" YOU HAD
> SOME IMPORTANCE, WHEN ALL THAT YOU ARE IS ...A SUB-HUMAN WHO USES HIS
> ENTIRE LIFE TO TRY AND CONVINCE OTHERS, THROUGH, BLATANT BULL SHIT AND
> LIES, THAT YOU "ARE" IMPORTANT AND SHOULD BE FEARED, WHEN ...IN
> FACT...YOU ARE KNOWN AS A LIAR, WITH NO RESPECT FOR ANOTHER HUMAN
> BEING, AND WILL SELL OUT OR USE, EVEN THOSE GANG MEMBERS, WHO "THOUGHT"
> YOU WERE SO CLEVER.
> --
> AS I SAID "BEFORE" THE AUK CABAL APPOINTED YOUR SICK BRAIN TO THE
> SO-CALLED "POSITION" OF FNVW; "YOU, SEAN" ARE NOW IN THE SPOT-LIGHT, AS
> WELL AS YOUR PAST YEARS OF "ADMITTED GUILT OF LIES, DEFAMATION, LIBEL,
> AND HACKING OF COMPUTERS."...YOU SEE SEAN...YOU ARE THE "ULTIMATE KOOK
> MORON", WHO HAS BEEN SUCCESSFULLY "USED" BECAUSE YOU WERE SO
> PSYCHOLOGICALLY "NEEDY FOR ACCEPTANCE", WHICH...IRONICALLY ARE THE SAME
> YOUNG KIDS, YOU ARE RECRUITING AND IF THEY PROTEST, YOU ATTACK THEM.
> --
> NOTHING NEW...THAT IS EXACTLY "WHO" AND "WHAT" HITLER WAS ALL ABOUT.
> FOR THOSE OF US WITH AGE, EXPERIENCE AND INTELLIGENCE, IT IS EASY TO
> SPOT YOU FACISTS/NAZIS.
> SYLVIA
> --
!

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Cujo DeSockpuppet

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"David" <gos...@es.co.nz> wrote in news:dpflfm$jrh$1...@lust.ihug.co.nz:

>
> "Barbara's Cat" <c...@XSPAMkookbusters.org> wrote in message
> news:MPG.1e24f315e...@127.0.0.1...

> Mine is to regain my virginity...

Your asshole doesn't have a hymen. HTH!

--
Cujo - The Official Overseer of Kooks and Trolls in
dfw.*, alt.paranormal, alt.astrology and alt.astrology.metapsych.
Winner of the 8/2000 & 2/2003 HL&S award & July 2005 Hammer of Thor.
Colonel of the Fanatic Legion. FL# 555-PLNTY Motto: ABUNDANCE!.
Supreme Holy Overlord of alt.fucknozzles. Hail Petitmorte!

"I have violated NO ISPs AUP."- Ed the Liar.

Real Friendly Neighborhood Vote Ranger

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"Cujo DeSockpuppet" <cu...@petitmorte.net> wrote in message
news:dpfsd9$bm6$2...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...

> "David" <gos...@es.co.nz> wrote in news:dpflfm$jrh$1...@lust.ihug.co.nz:
>
>>
>> "Barbara's Cat" <c...@XSPAMkookbusters.org> wrote in message
>> news:MPG.1e24f315e...@127.0.0.1...
>
>> Mine is to regain my virginity...
>
> Your asshole doesn't have a hymen. HTH!

And you imply...yours does?

Dennis M. Hammes

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Peter J Ross wrote:

> On Tue, 03 Jan 2006 18:37:37 -0700, Art Deco <art_...@127.0.0.1>
> wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:
>
>
>>Peter J Ross <p...@kookbusters.org> wrote:
>>
>>
>>>On Tue, 03 Jan 2006 23:12:20 GMT, Bookman <boo...@kc.rr.comNULL>
>>>wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:
>>>
>>>
>>>>On Tue, 3 Jan 2006 21:59:24 +0000, Peter J Ross <p...@kookbusters.org>
>>>>wrote:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>On Tue, 03 Jan 2006 16:05:55 -0500, Daedalus <ja...@netkooks.org> wrote
>>>>>in alt.usenet.kooks:
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>>On Sun, 01 Jan 2006 21:45:00 GMT, Pastor Pants
>>>>>><scruu...@everyturn.net>, wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>On 01 Jan 2006, Art Deco <art_...@127.0.0.1> posted some
>>>>>>>news:010120060912198693%art_...@127.0.0.1:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Cujo DeSockpuppet <cu...@petitmorte.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach <ak@dmk.s> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>news:skher11ofqiv1gn7g...@4ax.com:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>"de Fragile Warrior Sports Supplies" <vol...@tds.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>"Cujo DeSockpuppet" <cu...@petitmorte.net> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>>>news:dp463o$s45$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>"Chadwick Stone©" <chad_...@127.0.0.1> wrote in news:LSgtf.87730

Berryman's Legacy - cite his own "Authority" for once.

--
-------(m+
~/:o)_|
If a pome falls in the middle of a library and
the Bishop can't read it, does it still say, "Iamb"?
http://scrawlmark.org

Dennis M. Hammes

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Jinn Wins wrote:

Flacido Flamingo ("Flaming Flaccidness") - write a web page.

Dennis M. Hammes

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David wrote:

1. Lose it first.
2. See step 1.
3. See step 2...

Real Friendly Neighborhood Vote Ranger

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"Dennis M. Hammes" <scraw...@arvig.net> wrote in message
news:gqudncik-sl...@onvoy.com...

> Peter J Ross wrote:
>
>> On Tue, 03 Jan 2006 18:37:37 -0700, Art Deco <art_...@127.0.0.1>
>> wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:
>>
>>
>>>Peter J Ross <p...@kookbusters.org> wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>>On Tue, 03 Jan 2006 23:12:20 GMT, Bookman <boo...@kc.rr.comNULL>
>>>>wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>On Tue, 3 Jan 2006 21:59:24 +0000, Peter J Ross <p...@kookbusters.org>
>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>>On Tue, 03 Jan 2006 16:05:55 -0500, Daedalus <ja...@netkooks.org> wrote
>>>>>>in alt.usenet.kooks:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>On Sun, 01 Jan 2006 21:45:00 GMT, Pastor Pants
>>>>>>><scruu...@everyturn.net>, wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>On 01 Jan 2006, Art Deco <art_...@127.0.0.1> posted some
>>>>>>>>news:010120060912198693%art_...@127.0.0.1:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Cujo DeSockpuppet <cu...@petitmorte.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach <ak@dmk.s> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>news:skher11ofqiv1gn7g...@4ax.com:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>"de Fragile Warrior Sports Supplies" <vol...@tds.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>"Cujo DeSockpuppet" <cu...@petitmorte.net> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>>>>news:dp463o$s45$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>"Chadwick StoneŠ" <chad_...@127.0.0.1> wrote in

Your hours is really wierd. Are you posting from China by any chance?

Daedalus

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On Tue, 03 Jan 2006 23:43:29 GMT, "Ray Gordon" <r...@cybersheet.com>,
wrote:

Why is calling someone a virgin defamatory? I don't see anything wrong
with people who are virgins. It's far better than being an egomaniacal
net kook with subhuman intelligence.

>
>Maybe he's the virgin and is just projecting his issues relating to that.

Are you a qualified professional in the diagnoses of mental states,
nutball?

Jade


johnebravo836

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johnebravo836 wrote:

Again I will respectfully request that Mr. Parker back up his allegation
by pointing to any post that supports it. Thus far, no such support has
been forthcoming.

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HeeroYuy

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"Daedalus" <ja...@netkooks.org> wrote in message
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I suppose Gordon could consider himself one, seeing as how he's kooky
himself.


Dennis M. Hammes

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Your hours is really wired.
Are you posting from the ceiling by any chance?

Dennis M. Hammes

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Real Friendly Neighborhood Vote Ranger wrote:

> "Cujo DeSockpuppet" <cu...@petitmorte.net> wrote in message
> news:dpfsd9$bm6$2...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
>
>>"David" <gos...@es.co.nz> wrote in news:dpflfm$jrh$1...@lust.ihug.co.nz:
>>
>>
>>>"Barbara's Cat" <c...@XSPAMkookbusters.org> wrote in message
>>>news:MPG.1e24f315e...@127.0.0.1...
>>
>>>Mine is to regain my virginity...
>>
>>Your asshole doesn't have a hymen. HTH!
>
>
> And you imply...yours does?
>

Good thing your mouth doesn't.
Price'd go down to a Euro.
Which /still/ isn't as far as you do.

Leonardo da Jinn

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Dennis M. Hammes wrote:


> > ### Baba loses her dick: http://baba-nude.blogspot.com
> >
>
> Flacido Flamingo ("Flaming Flaccidness") - write a web page.

Here are a few:

More below, just past the self-conferred awards:

--
AJ - "I'm much better than you." :)
- RAP and AAPC
Dylan Thomas, "Rage Poet of the Year",
2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006
- mikey cook memorial, (RIP)
Porn Compositing Award of Excellence
2005, 2006, 2007
- AUK, AHM "KOOK Trainer Emeritus"
(for training peewee(PJR) and mikey cook)
2003, 2004, 2005, 2006
- 'ennis M Hammes Quitclaim Brevity Award
2002, 2003

Feel the love:
http://Clitin.Com
*** A Wanking Service Agency ***
(currently free)

Kook websites:

Nightingale

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Your music is really wired. Are you posting from Wesleyan by any chance?

--
Winter is icummen in,
Lhude sing Goddamm.
Raineth drop and staineth slop,
And how the wind doth ramm!
Sing: Goddamm.

Krus T. Olfard

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"Ray Gordon" <r...@cybersheet.com> wrote in
news:B_Duf.24458$GW1....@news-wrt-01.rdc-nyc.rr.com:

> Of course if I sued "Johnebravo" for defamation over his claim that
> I'm a virgin, he'd backpedal in court, saying he was just joking.
>
>

Hey turdboy!
Yeah, you, you pathetic untouched whateverthehellyouare!
I am absolutely of the opinion that you have NEVER had sex with a real
live human being other than your hand! I believe that you claim to have
herpes only and solely so that others will erroneously believe that you
are not a virgin. I KNOW that you are a liar about other things (remember
the grievous and injurious lies you posted about me?) and so I have no
choice but to believe that you are a liar about this also.

--
Krustavus Teofilus Olfard

------------------
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killfile me, if you have the balls.

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johnebravo836 <johneb...@yahoo.com> wrote in news:4228ugF1h6op7U2
@individual.net:

It never is when he makes claims like that. He's lying, he knows he's
lying, he knows most other people know he's lying but he's desperately
hoping beyond hope that at least one person will believe him.
Not a chance in hell, of course, but he just keeps on lying and hoping.

Real Friendly Neighborhood Vote Ranger

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"Dennis M. Hammes" <scraw...@arvig.net> wrote in message
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One person's ceiling is another's floor, yes.

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"Nightingale" <sin...@yorku.ca> wrote in message
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Prolly, he can't help being more different than needed. How did you hear his
music?

Real Friendly Neighborhood Vote Ranger

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"Dennis M. Hammes" <scraw...@arvig.net> wrote in message
news:HeydndMX1bE1liDe...@onvoy.com...

> Real Friendly Neighborhood Vote Ranger wrote:
>
>> "Cujo DeSockpuppet" <cu...@petitmorte.net> wrote in message
>> news:dpfsd9$bm6$2...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
>>
>>>"David" <gos...@es.co.nz> wrote in news:dpflfm$jrh$1...@lust.ihug.co.nz:
>>>
>>>
>>>>"Barbara's Cat" <c...@XSPAMkookbusters.org> wrote in message
>>>>news:MPG.1e24f315e...@127.0.0.1...
>>>
>>>>Mine is to regain my virginity...
>>>
>>>Your asshole doesn't have a hymen. HTH!
>>
>>
>> And you imply...yours does?
>>
>
> Good thing your mouth doesn't.
> Price'd go down to a Euro.
> Which /still/ isn't as far as you do.

A mouth that's virgin does not need a hymen
For protecting ass your head would take its place
There is nowhere measures how much you must pay
All you can see are better deals fading pale and away

Daedalus

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On 06 Jan 2006 02:45:07 GMT, "Krus T. Olfard" <bra...@odor.com>,
wrote:

>"Ray Gordon" <r...@cybersheet.com> wrote in
>news:B_Duf.24458$GW1....@news-wrt-01.rdc-nyc.rr.com:
>
>> Of course if I sued "Johnebravo" for defamation over his claim that
>> I'm a virgin, he'd backpedal in court, saying he was just joking.
>>
>>
>
>Hey turdboy!
>Yeah, you, you pathetic untouched whateverthehellyouare!
>I am absolutely of the opinion that you have NEVER had sex with a real
>live human being other than your hand! I believe that you claim to have
>herpes only and solely so that others will erroneously believe that you
>are not a virgin. I KNOW that you are a liar about other things (remember
>the grievous and injurious lies you posted about me?) and so I have no
>choice but to believe that you are a liar about this also.
>

These all seem like reasonable conclusions to me.

Jade

Dennis M. Hammes

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Nightingale wrote:

Sing: Goddam!

Dennis M. Hammes

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Real Friendly Neighborhood Vote Ranger wrote:

>
> One person's ceiling is another's floor, yes.
>

Now we know.
Yingleberry is a Dockery Sock.

Nightingale

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http://alucier.web.wesleyan.edu/

--
Blessed Cecilia, appear in visions
To all musicians, appear and inspire:
Translated Daughter, come down and startle
Composing mortals with immortal fire.

JT

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>Blessed Cecilia, appear in visions
>To all musicians, appear and inspire:
>Translated Daughter, come down and startle
>Composing mortals with immortal fire.

?: Donnie!
Bunk: Hey, put that down!
Art: What are you doin', man?
Don: SILENCE, you fools! Don't you believe in PROGRESS?
Bunk: Take that progress and stick it under a ROCK. He have to.
Don: We must overthrow the diatonic system.
(FZ: Yes.)
Art: Bullshit.
Don: We're coming to the beginning of a NEW ERA wherein the development of the
inner self will be the most important factor.
Ian: Donnie, your music is full of shit, and besides that it ain't disciplined.
Don: Listen . . .
Bunk: Give me four-four.
Art: Togetherness.
Bunk: Yeah.
Ian: Some old melodies.
Don: Look, playing . . .
Art: Put on a tie!
Don: Playing that kind of music and eating meat . . . will never, you'll never
be able to see my aura then.
Art: I've seen your aura a lot, and it really stinks.
Bunk: You've been drinking, Don
Ian: I can hear your aura and it's bad, man.
Don: Listen, there are many strange things that science doesn't know.
Art: Fuck it.
Ian: Play any more
Bunk: Discipline, you need discipline.
Don: No . . .
Bunk: Four-four.
Don: It's got to be new, it's got to progress, it's got to evolve. THERE MUST BE
GROWTH!
Bunk: Ah, man. My goodness . . .
Don: You've got to eat macrobiotic food.
(FZ: We're doing a play.)
Don: And study astrology. Delve into the occult world.
Ian: Well you can delve all you want but we're formin' a new group . . . go, go
and do you some yoga exercises.
Don: Look.
Ian: Take care of business there.
Don: Mark my words . . ("..X..") If you continue playing this music something
strange may happen.
Bunk: Don't threaten me . . .
(FZ: By the end of the first show . . . )
Don: By the end of the first show . . . No, the second show.

FZ: So, at this point in the development of our plot the three talented members
of the Mothers of Invention have quit the group to form their own band with a
lot of discipline.
(Art: Yeah.)
FZ: This is what we need, it's a nice disciplined combo!

FZ: And so that they would be completely packaged and fit in with the rest of
the disciplined combo, the former members of the Mothers of Invention receive
their initiation into the robot musical world.

Don: This makes me nervous I'm gonna go do some yoga.
Ian: Yeah, you'd better.

FZ: Meanwhile, Dom DeWild, under pressure, prepares to unwind with some healthy
yoga exercises.

FZ: This is Euclid Motorhead Sherwood.

Motorhead: What's the matter with him?
Ian: He's nervous 'cause he couldn't play with our new group.
Motorhead: Oh, that's nice, look at all those suits.

FZ: Motorhead covets the uniforms of the other band. And also shows some
interest in the bum of Underwood.

Ian: Ayyyy
Motorhead: Hey, ten years ago I knew a lot of guys that had suits like these.
They're really nice. Hey can I play in the band and get a suit like that too?
Ian: No!
Motorhead: But I like the suits and I can play good. I can play . . . I can play
anything.
Ensemble: BOO! BOO! BOO!

FZ: Motorhead is lying. He can't play good, he can't play anything. He's trying
to con his way into the other band. He knows they don't want him.

Ian: GMT AMP FAILURE...KILL TAZ !

Bunk: I heard you play before.
Motorhead: But I got practicing and play good.
Ian: No discipline.

FZ: He's lying. He hasn't been practicing, he doesn't do shit.

Bunk: Ask me you couldn't even count to four.
Art: Come on, beat it, man.
Motorhead: You can't do that to me, I'll fix you.
Art: Go ahead.
Motorhead: I'll get into your band. I'll get into your band.
Bunk: Okay Motorhead, just get out of the way.
Motorhead: You can't stop me, I'll get in there somehow.
Ian: Take a walk, you fruit.
Motorhead: There's no way you can stop me, I bet ya!

FZ: Motorhead explains to the members of the Robot Combo that nothing can stop
him, he will join their group whether they like it or not.

FZ: At this very moment Jimmy Carl Black the Indian of the group is approaching
the stage. Jimmy Carl, who likes to drink and also likes to boogie all night
long and who is also horny, approaches Underwood in his transformed state at the
piano and asks him this all important question:

JCB: Hey I thought we were gonna play a Rock & Roll concert. What is this?
Ian: Jimmy Carl Black, Indian of the group: four-fours.
JCB: How are you gonna get laid if you dont play rock & roll and drink beer? You
get laid after the concert if you play rock & roll, this kind of crap you're not
gonna, you're not gonna get laid anyway with that uniform on. I'll tell you what
I'm gonna do. I'm gonna quit I'm gonna go out and hustle me some chick, the hell
with you.
Ian: Jimmy, you need some discipline.
JCB: I'm leaving the group.
Ensemble: Boo! Boo!

FZ: Jimmy Carl, I must inform you, I must inform you, Jimmy Carl, for your own
good, that here in London you're not gonna get any pussy unless you look like a
popstar. Fix him up! . . . Mod Jacket . . .
(JCB: Oh Jeezus . . . )
FZ: Frilly Mod Neckpiece, Jimi Hendrix wig, and a Feather Boa.

JCB: WAAAAAAAAAAHHH!

FZ: Jimmy Carl Black enters the audience to hustle some young ladies. Go on Jim,
see if you can get any action, and if you get lucky fix us up too. And if you're
really lucky, get something for the robots . . . Mmmm, their little mechanical
things are going up and down, up and down . . .


You have 20 seconds when you hit the
beach before you make the trees.

(JV)

Real Friendly Neighborhood Vote Ranger

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"Dennis M. Hammes" <scraw...@arvig.net> wrote in message
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> Real Friendly Neighborhood Vote Ranger wrote:
>
>>
>> One person's ceiling is another's floor, yes.
>>
>
> Now we know.
> Yingleberry is a Dockery Sock.

Do you stop stocking logic because it's too expansive?

Dennis M. Hammes

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Real Friendly Neighborhood Vote Ranger wrote:

> "Dennis M. Hammes" <scraw...@arvig.net> wrote in message
> news:97-dnb3YZ9Q...@onvoy.com...
>
>>Real Friendly Neighborhood Vote Ranger wrote:
>>
>>
>>>One person's ceiling is another's floor, yes.
>>>
>>
>>Now we know.
>> Yingleberry is a Dockery Sock.
>
>
> Do you stop stocking logic because it's too expansive?
>

Nope, I hang it by the chimney with care, because it's expansive
enough to take everything Santa has to offer.

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By the Depression, "swell" was the frog's *feeling* on being
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Dennis M. Hammes wrote:

> Peter J Ross wrote:
>
>> On Tue, 03 Jan 2006 18:37:37 -0700, Art Deco <art_...@127.0.0.1>
>> wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:
>>
>>
>>> Peter J Ross <p...@kookbusters.org> wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>> On Tue, 03 Jan 2006 23:12:20 GMT, Bookman <boo...@kc.rr.comNULL>
>>>> wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>> On Tue, 3 Jan 2006 21:59:24 +0000, Peter J Ross <p...@kookbusters.org>
>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Tue, 03 Jan 2006 16:05:55 -0500, Daedalus <ja...@netkooks.org>
>>>>>> wrote
>>>>>> in alt.usenet.kooks:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> On Sun, 01 Jan 2006 21:45:00 GMT, Pastor Pants
>>>>>>> <scruu...@everyturn.net>, wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> On 01 Jan 2006, Art Deco <art_...@127.0.0.1> posted some
>>>>>>>> news:010120060912198693%art_...@127.0.0.1:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Cujo DeSockpuppet <cu...@petitmorte.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Archie Leach <ak@dmk.s> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>> news:skher11ofqiv1gn7g...@4ax.com:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> "de Fragile Warrior Sports Supplies" <vol...@tds.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> "Cujo DeSockpuppet" <cu...@petitmorte.net> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>>>> news:dp463o$s45$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Chadwick StoneŠ" <chad_...@127.0.0.1> wrote in

Nightingale - get a clue.

Real Friendly Neighborhood Vote Ranger

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"Dennis M. Hammes" <scraw...@arvig.net> wrote in message
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> Real Friendly Neighborhood Vote Ranger wrote:
>
>> "Dennis M. Hammes" <scraw...@arvig.net> wrote in message
>> news:97-dnb3YZ9Q...@onvoy.com...
>>
>>>Real Friendly Neighborhood Vote Ranger wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>>One person's ceiling is another's floor, yes.
>>>>
>>>
>>>Now we know.
>>> Yingleberry is a Dockery Sock.
>>
>>
>> Do you stop stocking logic because it's too expansive?
>>
>
> Nope, I hang it by the chimney with care, because it's expansive enough to
> take everything Santa has to offer.

If santa offers you free a psych check up, your thread of sanity will break.

Michael Baldwin Bruce

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Bruce AKA *.* wrote:
> Dennis M. Hammes wrote:
>
> > Peter J Ross wrote:
> >
> >> On Tue, 03 Jan 2006 18:37:37 -0700, Art Deco <art_...@127.0.0.1>
> >> wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:
> >>
> >>
> >>> Peter J Ross <p...@kookbusters.org> wrote:
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>> On Tue, 03 Jan 2006 23:12:20 GMT, Bookman <boo...@kc.rr.comNULL>
> >>>> wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>>> On Tue, 3 Jan 2006 21:59:24 +0000, Peter J Ross <p...@kookbusters.org>
> >>>>> wrote:
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>> On Tue, 03 Jan 2006 16:05:55 -0500, Daedalus <ja...@netkooks.org>
> >>>>>> wrote
> >>>>>> in alt.usenet.kooks:
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>> On Sun, 01 Jan 2006 21:45:00 GMT, Pastor Pants
> >>>>>>> <scruu...@everyturn.net>, wrote:
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>> On 01 Jan 2006, Art Deco <art_...@127.0.0.1> posted some
> >>>>>>>> news:010120060912198693%art_...@127.0.0.1:
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>> Cujo DeSockpuppet <cu...@petitmorte.net> wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>> Archie Leach <ak@dmk.s> wrote in
> >>>>>>>>>> news:skher11ofqiv1gn7g...@4ax.com:
> >>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>> "de Fragile Warrior Sports Supplies" <vol...@tds.net> wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>> "Cujo DeSockpuppet" <cu...@petitmorte.net> wrote in message
> >>>>>>>>>>>> news:dp463o$s45$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> "Chadwick Stone©" <chad_...@127.0.0.1> wrote in

She'd been trying to get one out of Dickless for years. Without
realising he hasn't got one either.

Ah - get a choo.

Now, what does this have to do with Alaskan culture, if there is such a
thing, Bruce?

bs

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The probability of the kooks making and keeping such sensible
resolutions is about the same as the probability that Alaskan culture
exists, Bruce.

Michael Baldwin Bruce

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That's a funny way of saying "I don't know", Bruce.

Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)

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On 12 Jan 2006 16:56:40 -0800, "bs" <bisecti...@yahoo.ca> wrote
in alt.fan.art-bell in message
<1137113800.4...@g43g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>:

>
> Michael Baldwin Bruce wrote:
> > Bruce AKA *.* wrote:
> > > Dennis M. Hammes wrote:
> > >
> > > > Peter J Ross wrote:
> > > >
> > > >> On Tue, 03 Jan 2006 18:37:37 -0700, Art Deco <art_...@127.0.0.1>
> > > >> wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:
> > > >>
> > > >>
> > > >>> Peter J Ross <p...@kookbusters.org> wrote:
> > > >>>
> > > >>>
> > > >>>> On Tue, 03 Jan 2006 23:12:20 GMT, Bookman <boo...@kc.rr.comNULL>
> > > >>>> wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:
> > > >>>>
> > > >>>>
> > > >>>>> On Tue, 3 Jan 2006 21:59:24 +0000, Peter J Ross <p...@kookbusters.org>
> > > >>>>> wrote:
> > > >>>>>
> > > >>>>>
> > > >>>>>> On Tue, 03 Jan 2006 16:05:55 -0500, Daedalus <ja...@netkooks.org>
> > > >>>>>> wrote
> > > >>>>>> in alt.usenet.kooks:
> > > >>>>>>
> > > >>>>>>
> > > >>>>>>> On Sun, 01 Jan 2006 21:45:00 GMT, Pastor Pants
> > > >>>>>>> <scruu...@everyturn.net>, wrote:
> > > >>>>>>>
> > > >>>>>>>
> > > >>>>>>>> On 01 Jan 2006, Art Deco <art_...@127.0.0.1> posted some
> > > >>>>>>>> news:010120060912198693%art_...@127.0.0.1:
> > > >>>>>>>>
> > > >>>>>>>>
> > > >>>>>>>>> Cujo DeSockpuppet <cu...@petitmorte.net> wrote:
> > > >>>>>>>>>
> > > >>>>>>>>>
> > > >>>>>>>>>> Archie Leach <ak@dmk.s> wrote in
> > > >>>>>>>>>> news:skher11ofqiv1gn7g...@4ax.com:
> > > >>>>>>>>>>
> > > >>>>>>>>>>> "de Fragile Warrior Sports Supplies" <vol...@tds.net> wrote:
> > > >>>>>>>>>>>
> > > >>>>>>>>>>>
> > > >>>>>>>>>>>> "Cujo DeSockpuppet" <cu...@petitmorte.net> wrote in message
> > > >>>>>>>>>>>> news:dp463o$s45$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
> > > >>>>>>>>>>>>

> > > >>>>>>>>>>>>> "Chadwick StoneŠ" <chad_...@127.0.0.1> wrote in

Culture? We got LOTS of 'em!

http://gold.aecom.yu.edu/id/micro/ds_pseudo-72.jpg
--
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"i would blame them it they went on a holy jhiad and killed off all the infidels, would you?"
- AssLexa's "200+" alien-implanted IQ jumps the rails and crashes into a grade school, killing all inside.

Change pobox dot alaska to gci.

Sarcasm is my sword, Apathy is my shield.

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"Bob Officer" <bobof...@invalid.net> wrote in message
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> On Sun, 15 Jan 2006 10:34:05 -0900, in alt.usenet.kooks, "Vanilla Gorilla
> (Monkey Boy)" <vgor...@pobox.alaska.net> wrote:
>
>
>>Culture? We got LOTS of 'em!
>>
>>http://gold.aecom.yu.edu/id/micro/ds_pseudo-72.jpg
>
>
> BTW how's the ash fall?

You are a dirty man!

>
>
> --
> Ak'toh'di


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"BaronLurk" <Baro...@not.home> wrote in message
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> On Sun, 15 Jan 2006 16:28:24 -0800, "Real Friendly Neighborhood Vote
> Ranger" <yyyiii...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
>>
>>"Bob Officer" <bobof...@invalid.net> wrote in message
>>news:7gkls1hm1unh97ab5...@4ax.com...
>
>>> BTW how's the ash fall?
>>
>>You are a dirty man!
>
> When VG's up to his ash in it, yes he is.
>
> Does this bother you?

I only pointed out the consequence of being a man watch the ask fall. Does
that bother you?


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Yes, o course.

sediment, semen
you an essence
work

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"Bob Officer" <bobof...@invalid.net> wrote in message
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> On Sun, 15 Jan 2006 17:51:56 -0800, in alt.culture.alaska, BaronLurk
> <Baro...@not.home> wrote:
>
>>On Sun, 15 Jan 2006 16:28:24 -0800, "Real Friendly Neighborhood Vote
>>Ranger" <yyyiii...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>
>>>
>>>"Bob Officer" <bobof...@invalid.net> wrote in message
>>>news:7gkls1hm1unh97ab5...@4ax.com...
>>
>>>> BTW how's the ash fall?
>>>
>>>You are a dirty man!
>>
>>When VG's up to his ash in it, yes he is.
>
> Man that's coal...
>
>>Does this bother you?
>
> Bother ? in what way?

Bob Officer falls under my socks.

>
>
> --
> Bob Officer
> " OH AH, FOR THE GANG'S WHO HATE MY CAPS, I HOPE YOU JUST LOVE HARRIS'S
> "NO CAPS", SO YOU CAN HARDLY FIGURE OUT WHEN HE STARTS AND ENDS A SENTENCE
> ...WHICH IS "WHY" I CHOSE TO USE CAPS INSTEAD OF "NONE AT ALL"
> LIKE HARRIS, WHEN BOTH OF US WERE POSTING ON ACA." pSylvia pSullivan,
> [message id: 1125633274.9...@g47g2000cwa.googlegroups.com],
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"BaronLurk" <Baro...@not.home> wrote in message
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> On Mon, 16 Jan 2006 18:01:21 -0800, Bob Officer
> <bobof...@invalid.net> wrote:
>
>>On Sun, 15 Jan 2006 17:51:56 -0800, in alt.culture.alaska, BaronLurk
>><Baro...@not.home> wrote:
>>
>>>On Sun, 15 Jan 2006 16:28:24 -0800, "Real Friendly Neighborhood Vote
>>>Ranger" <yyyiii...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>>
>>>>"Bob Officer" <bobof...@invalid.net> wrote in message
>>>>news:7gkls1hm1unh97ab5...@4ax.com...
>>>
>>>>> BTW how's the ash fall?
>>>>
>>>>You are a dirty man!
>>>
>>>When VG's up to his ash in it, yes he is.
>>
>>Man that's coal...
>
> And sterile.

>
>>>Does this bother you?
>>
>>Bother ? in what way?
>
> The Q was aimed at YingYap, who frequently seems bothered by VG.

Are you veggie? No I am not bothered by you. I am here to clear my GKF. Stay
out of crossfair.

Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)

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On Sun, 15 Jan 2006 14:53:42 -0800, Bob Officer
<bobof...@invalid.net> wrote in alt.fan.art-bell in message
<7gkls1hm1unh97ab5...@4ax.com>:

> On Sun, 15 Jan 2006 10:34:05 -0900, in alt.usenet.kooks, "Vanilla Gorilla
> (Monkey Boy)" <vgor...@pobox.alaska.net> wrote:
>
>

> >Culture? We got LOTS of 'em!
> >
> >http://gold.aecom.yu.edu/id/micro/ds_pseudo-72.jpg
>
>

> BTW how's the ash fall?

None here, so I didn't pay much attention. Homer/Kenia/Soldotna area
might have gotten some.

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On Tue, 17 Jan 2006 08:12:28 -0800, BaronLurk <Baro...@not.home>

wrote in alt.fan.art-bell in message
<ob5qs1tsehouejpvs...@4ax.com>:

> On Mon, 16 Jan 2006 23:07:23 -0800, "Real Friendly Neighborhood Vote
> Ranger" <yyyiii...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
>
> > ... Stay out of crossfair.
>
> Hmmm.
>
> V.G.- Does this provide confirmation of Ying's GBLT status?
>
> BL

Indeed!

Real Friendly Neighborhood Vote Ranger

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"Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)" <vgor...@pobox.alaska.net> wrote in message
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> On Tue, 17 Jan 2006 08:12:28 -0800, BaronLurk <Baro...@not.home>
> wrote in alt.fan.art-bell in message
> <ob5qs1tsehouejpvs...@4ax.com>:
>
>> On Mon, 16 Jan 2006 23:07:23 -0800, "Real Friendly Neighborhood Vote
>> Ranger" <yyyiii...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>
>>
>> > ... Stay out of crossfair.
>>
>> Hmmm.
>>
>> V.G.- Does this provide confirmation of Ying's GBLT status?
>>
>> BL
>
> Indeed!

Wishful thinking of a monkey boi.

Real Friendly Neighborhood Vote Ranger

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"BaronLurk" <Baro...@not.home> wrote in message
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> On Mon, 16 Jan 2006 23:07:23 -0800, "Real Friendly Neighborhood Vote
> Ranger" <yyyiii...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
>
>> ... Stay out of crossfair.
>
> Hmmm.
>
> V.G.- Does this provide confirmation of Ying's GBLT status?

I am practically a lesibian.

>
> BL


DrPostman

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On Wed, 18 Jan 2006 02:19:20 -0800, "Real Friendly Neighborhood Vote
Ranger" <yyyiii...@yahoo.com> in accordance with The Prophecy
scribed:


There would be nothing practical about you being a lesbian. At all.


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"DrPostman" <Lo...@mysig.foremail> wrote in message
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> On Wed, 18 Jan 2006 02:19:20 -0800, "Real Friendly Neighborhood Vote
> Ranger" <yyyiii...@yahoo.com> in accordance with The Prophecy
> scribed:
>
>>
>>"BaronLurk" <Baro...@not.home> wrote in message
>>news:ob5qs1tsehouejpvs...@4ax.com...
>>> On Mon, 16 Jan 2006 23:07:23 -0800, "Real Friendly Neighborhood Vote
>>> Ranger" <yyyiii...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>> ... Stay out of crossfair.
>>>
>>> Hmmm.
>>>
>>> V.G.- Does this provide confirmation of Ying's GBLT status?
>>
>>I am practically a lesibian.
>
>
> There would be nothing practical about you being a lesbian. At all.

Me and a lesibian both sexually exploit women?

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