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 More options May 1 2003, 12:26 am
Newsgroups: alt.fan.art-bell
From: heavyfrig...@yahoo.com (Jack)
Date: 30 Apr 2003 21:26:02 -0700
Local: Thurs, May 1 2003 12:26 am
Subject: AFAB Liberals Found Alive In Shuttle Wreckage!
from the drudge report ... proof positive that it was AFAB liberals
and none other is found in the part of the report that describes the
survivors as primative organisms that appear in two sexes, males and
hermaphodites.  the wherabouts of the goth quotient is unknown at
present.

BEGIN QUOTE

By MIKE SCHNEIDER
The Associated Press
Wednesday, April 30, 2003; 9:32 PM

CAPE CANAVERAL, Fla. - Hundreds of worms from a science experiment
aboard the space shuttle Columbia have been found alive in the
wreckage, NASA said Wednesday.

The worms, known as C. elegans, were found in debris in Texas several
weeks ago. Technicians sorting through the debris at Kennedy Space
Center in Florida didn't open the containers of worms and dead moss
cells until this week.

All seven astronauts were killed when the shuttle disintegrated over
Texas on Feb. 1. Columbia contained almost 60 scientific
investigations.

"To my knowledge, these are the only live experiments that have been
located and identified," said Bruce Buckingham, a NASA spokesman at
the Kennedy Space Center.

The worms and moss were in the same nine-pound locker located in the
mid-deck of the space shuttle. The worms were placed in six canisters,
each holding eight petri dishes.

The worms, which are about the size of the tip of a pencil, were part
of an experiment testing a new synthetic nutrient solution. The worms,
which have a life cycle of between seven and 10 days, were four or
five generations removed from the original worms placed on Columbia in
January.

The C. elegans are primitive organisms that share many biological
characteristics of humans. In 1999, C. elegans became the first
multicellular organism to have the sequencing of its genome completed.

C. elegans have two sexes: males and hermaphrodites, which are females
that produce sperm. A hermaphrodite worm can self-fertilize for the
first 300 or so eggs but later usually prefers to accept sperm from
males to produce a larger number of offspring.

The experiment was put together by researchers at the NASA Ames
Research Center in California.

The moss, known as Ceratodon, was used to study how gravity affects
cell organization. During Columbia's flight, shuttle commander Rick
Husband sprayed the moss with a chemical that destroyed protein fiber.
He also sprayed the moss with formaldehyde to preserve it. Seven of
the eight aluminum canisters holding the moss were recovered.

The experiment was put together by an Ames Research Center researcher
and Dr. Fred Sack at Ohio State University.

"The cells were surprisingly well-preserved, but we're analyzing how
useful it's going to be," Sack said.

NASA officials said they don't know if the worms will still have any
scientific value since they were supposed to have been examined and
unloaded from Columbia within hours of landing

"It's pretty astonishing to get the possibility of data after all that
has happened," Sack said. "We never expected it. We expected a molten
mass."

END QUOTE.


 
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 More options May 1 2003, 9:31 am
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From: aozot...@aol.com (Aozotorp)
Date: 01 May 2003 13:31:38 GMT
Local: Thurs, May 1 2003 9:31 am
Subject: Re: AFAB Liberals Found Alive In Shuttle Wreckage!

>from the drudge report ... proof positive that it was AFAB liberals
>and none other is found in the part of the report that describes the
>survivors as primative organisms that appear in two sexes, males and
>hermaphodites.  the wherabouts of the goth quotient is unknown at
>present.

True Liberals don't go into space!  As Bill Mahrer once said on his old show,
which the Converos had cancelled because they can't stand opions, 'hey you
can't breathe out there!'  Only Brain dead Conservos know that their Ideas have
a place in outer space = Which is totally cold dead and unlivable = the
Conservo Ideal = Why go to Mars when the conservos are doing all they can to
make earth like Mars!

 
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Discussion subject changed to "AllYouNeedIsBrains Found Alive In Shuttle Wreckage!" by Shaun Howell
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 More options May 1 2003, 9:55 am
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From: Shaun Howell <cathead...@earthlink.net>
Date: Thu, 01 May 2003 13:53:50 GMT
Local: Thurs, May 1 2003 9:53 am
Subject: AllYouNeedIsBrains Found Alive In Shuttle Wreckage!
in article qfr1bv4p30svlcrmc62hjs3tprq9e9u...@4ax.com, AllYouNeedIsBrains
@BrainsIsAllYouNeed.org at AllYouNeedIsBrains @BrainsIsAllYouNeed.org wrote
on 5/1/03 4:57 AM:

> On 30 Apr 2003 21:26:02 -0700, heavyfrig...@yahoo.com (Jack) wrote:

>> from the drudge report ...

> Yes, and the Radical Republican worms, having no backbone, survived
> being cut in two and growing into two new dirt eating night crawlers,
> thriving on the shredded U.S. Constitution and shredded Republican Ken
> lay Enron falsified financial documents.  They were last seen sliming
> across the borders to further eat away at world peace.  Curiously,
> they were all waving the flag and wagging their tail as they
> slithered...to where the OIL is...

Speaking of Oil, care to give us a run down of just what happened to all
that oil from the stratigic reserve that Clinton sold off...? Y'know, to
helpold, poor folks in the northwest. And while you're at it, comment on
Gores ties to Standard Oil? Since you brought it up...

 
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 More options May 1 2003, 10:08 am
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From: aozot...@aol.com (Aozotorp)
Date: 01 May 2003 14:08:16 GMT
Local: Thurs, May 1 2003 10:08 am
Subject: Re: AllYouNeedIsBrains Found Alive In Shuttle Wreckage!

Filled up ready for you and Bush to exploit!  After all those companies donate
more to republicans

 
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 More options May 1 2003, 4:00 pm
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From: heavyfrig...@yahoo.com (Jack)
Date: 1 May 2003 13:00:49 -0700
Local: Thurs, May 1 2003 4:00 pm
Subject: Re: AllYouNeedIsBrains Found Alive In Shuttle Wreckage!

aozot...@aol.com (Aozotorp) wrote in message <news:20030501100816.13060.00000611@mb-m10.aol.com>...

> >in article qfr1bv4p30svlcrmc62hjs3tprq9e9u...@4ax.com, AllYouNeedIsBrains
> >@BrainsIsAllYouNeed.org at AllYouNeedIsBrains @BrainsIsAllYouNeed.org wrote
> >on 5/1/03 4:57 AM:

> >> On 30 Apr 2003 21:26:02 -0700, heavyfrig...@yahoo.com (Jack) wrote:

> >>> from the drudge report ...

hey Twerp, I'm glas to see your boyfriends survived the shuttle accident.

 
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Discussion subject changed to "AFAB Liberals Found Alive In Shuttle Wreckage!" by Jack
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 More options May 1 2003, 4:03 pm
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From: heavyfrig...@yahoo.com (Jack)
Date: 1 May 2003 13:03:01 -0700
Local: Thurs, May 1 2003 4:03 pm
Subject: Re: AFAB Liberals Found Alive In Shuttle Wreckage!

aozot...@aol.com (Aozotorp) wrote in message <news:20030501093138.13060.00000608@mb-m10.aol.com>...

> >from the drudge report ... proof positive that it was AFAB liberals
> >and none other is found in the part of the report that describes the
> >survivors as primative organisms that appear in two sexes, males and
> >hermaphodites.  the wherabouts of the goth quotient is unknown at
> >present.

> True Liberals don't go into space!  As Bill Mahrer once said on his old show,
> which the Converos had cancelled because they can't stand opions, 'hey you
> can't breathe out there!'  Only Brain dead Conservos know that their Ideas have
> a place in outer space = Which is totally cold dead and unlivable = the
> Conservo Ideal = Why go to Mars when the conservos are doing all they can to
> make earth like Mars!

try once again, twerp, this time in English.

 
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Discussion subject changed to "Shaun Howell Found Alive In His Mother's Wreckage! She Never Shaved!!!" by Shaun Howell
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 More options May 2 2003, 10:20 am
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From: Shaun Howell <cathead...@earthlink.net>
Date: Fri, 02 May 2003 14:16:16 GMT
Local: Fri, May 2 2003 10:16 am
Subject: Re: Shaun Howell Found Alive In His Mother's Wreckage! She Never Shaved!!!
in article nk24bvcurrup8d5q1ifieg8od12kicv...@4ax.com,
AllYouNeedIsL...@LoveIsAllYouNeed.org at
AllYouNeedIsL...@LoveIsAllYouNeed.org wrote on 5/2/03 1:10 AM:

> You want to talk Al Gore?  Legend has it that his brother died of lung
> cancer from smoking.  Honest Al went on to become a tobacco lobbyist.
> Then years later, as VP, Honest Al recounted how his brother's death
> made him immediately realize what a danger cigarettes were.  Good
> thing he was in denial when he was a lobbyist.  Gore is for Integrity
> what Bush is for Compassion.

It was his sister... but you dodged the question.
What about his connections to Standard Oil?
Where did the oil from the strategic reserve go?

Take your time...


 
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