VIRUS WARNING… PLEASE READ
The Right Rev. Dr. Hugh Morles
If you receive an e-mail with a subject line of "Badtimes," delete it
immediately WITHOUT reading it. This warning also applies to usenet file
attachments and IRC and ICQ file transfers.
This is the most dangerous computer virus yet.
It will completely re-write your hard drive. Not only that, but it will
scramble any disks that are even close to your computer.
It also demagnetizes the strips on all your credit cards, reprograms your
ATM access code, messes up the tracking on your VCR and uses subspace field
harmonics to scratch any CDs you try to play.
Additionally, "Badtimes" will recalibrate your refrigerator's coolness
setting so all your ice cream melts and your milk curdles.
It will give your ex-boy/girlfriend your new phone number.
This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank.
It will drink all your beer and leave dirty socks on the coffee table when
you are expecting company.
It will hide your car keys when you are late for work and interfere with
your car radio so that you hear only rap and hiphop.
When executed, "Badtimes" will also give you nightmares about circus
midgets.
It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine. This
happened to Mr. Dan Kettler, and he had no Nair!
Sincerely,
RevLove, Proprietor-in-Chief
The Art Bell Inter-Galactic Pizza Palace, where "We Live To Serve YOU!"
Our Hoagland-trained hyperdemented drivers will get your pizza to you hot
and fresh ANYWHERE in the Universe in 19.5 terran
minutes, or its absolutly FREE!
"We Don't Doo Anchovies, But We Doo Deliver Much Faster Than Light!"
<Karksh...@nmhu.campus.mci.net>
Just dis the big "K" to mail me.
Hell, dis the "Big K" just for the fun of it!
My IQ is 9686923
Blueyedace
I hear it also causes any drive-thru order you try to place at Taco Bell come
out completely screwed up.
The Right Rev. Dr. Hugh Morles
Blueyedace <bluey...@aol.com> wrote in article
<199803271532...@ladder03.news.aol.com>...
> I hear it also causes any drive-thru order you try to place at Taco Bell
come
> out completely screwed up.
>
Funny, I thought *that* was caused by H.A.A.R.P. Oh well, with all these
myths and urban legends floating around out there, itz hard to get to the
real TRVTH. That's why I (and other sensible folk) listen to Art Bell and
his brilliant guests, and Usenet-wise depend upon the likes Dr. Turi,
Ph.D., Psychic Bruce Daniel Kettler, Astrologer Extraordinaire Pete
Stapleton, the Non-Amnestic Raymond Kristzooski, et. al.
Sincerely,
RevLove, Proprietor-in-Chief
The Art Bell Inter-Galactic Pizza Palace, where "We Live To Serve YOU!"
Our Hoagland-trained hyperdemented drivers will get your pizza to you hot
and fresh ANYWHERE in the Universe in 19.5 terran
minutes, or its absolutly FREE!
"We Don't Doo Anchovies, But We Doo Deliver Much, Much Faster Than Light!"
Lady Nidiffer
The Right Rev. Dr. Hugh Morles <Karksh...@nmhu.campus.mci.net> wrote in
article <01bd5920$462cab40$3086...@oakvik.nmhu>...
>
> If you receive an e-mail with a subject line of "Badtimes," delete it
> immediately WITHOUT reading it. This warning also applies to usenet file
> attachments and IRC and ICQ file transfers.
>
> This is the most dangerous computer virus yet.
...
Other known disastrous effects of this Badtimes Virus:
The Badtimes virus will cause you to have a Near Death
Experience. The bright light you see will be the Fires of Hell
and Brimstone and the face you see will be kHrist with a Pitchfork.
Opening the Badtimes virus will cause the uncontrollable urge
to post to Usenet claiming " I Am the 4th Way, the TRVTH,
and the Light."
Just viewing the word "Badtimes" in the subject line will
unleash suppressed memories of Alien Abductions and
unspeakable acts performed upon your person.
And the Badtimes keeps on rollin'.................
--
Rev Doc Lady Nidiffer P.M.A.F.A. BsD
SKEP-TI-CULT® Officer # 16-07325-118
http://www.skepticult.org
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.....hanging on #Skepticult
Dr. Tim, BsD
In article <01bd5920$462cab40$3086...@oakvik.nmhu>, "The Right Rev. Dr. Hugh Morles" <Karksh...@nmhu.camus.mci.net> wrote:
The Badtimes virus not only erased my hard drive, it knocked up our cat and
gave me anal warts.
Dr. Tim, BsD
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Goathead
On 27 Mar 1998 15:32:11 GMT, bluey...@aol.com (Blueyedace) wrote:
>I hear it also causes any drive-thru order you try to place at Taco Bell come
>out completely screwed up.
Actually...that isn't caused by anything but the 4 15-year-old boys
making your food
Goathead