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Pedro Sanchez

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Oct 9, 2006, 11:17:07 AM10/9/06
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With north korea planning a 2nd nuke test why does art bell stay
there? If I were him, and I am not, I would move to a safer location
with my new expecting child, child bride.

I realize art gets more radiation exposure from those pal mal's he
smokes than any nuke test but he should move for the health of his
child bride and her expecting child.

Art can't just take a taxi south, the land mines would kill him. He
would need a slow boat. Where would art and his under-developed woman
go to?

I suggest art take that boat to the island where the show LOST is
filmed. Not Hawaii but the fantasy one presented on the LOST tv show.

Art could kill all the strong male characters and have his way with
the rest of the women on the island. Art could then go kill "the
others" and be king of the island.

They have a shortwave radio on LOST's island so art could operate it
to seek help. But art, knowing he now has dozens of followers, would
simply smash the radio claiming it was a mind control device.

Yes, the LOST island would be the place where art could live out his
life. Art would live to be at least 64 and this would be pretty good.

Art would be in a bitchy mood since there are no marlboro factories on
the LOST island. I guess he'd have to get his nicotine fix some other
way. Perhaps he could eat/smoke some of that heroin found on the plane
that mr. eko's brother was on?


humble.life

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Oct 9, 2006, 12:40:48 PM10/9/06
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how many times a week do you shave your legs?

It's happening again

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"Pedro Sanchez" <Dr.Pedr...@yahoo.com> wrote in message

>
> Art can't just take a taxi south, the land mines would kill him. He
> would need a slow boat. Where would art and his under-developed woman
> go to?
>


Pedro, you, me and the whole world are about to die in a nuclear exchange
that is now only days away.

So how about giving me that neckrub you've been promising to do but have yet
to produce?

You've got my number sweetie...

Pedro Sanchez

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Oct 9, 2006, 5:41:01 PM10/9/06
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On Mon, 09 Oct 2006 17:40:48 +0100, "humble.life" <nos...@nospam.com>
wrote:

I shave them never times a week.
What did I win?


Pedro Sanchez

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On Mon, 09 Oct 2006 17:01:13 GMT, "It's happening again" <0@0.0>
wrote:

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>"Pedro Sanchez" <Dr.Pedr...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>
> >
>> Art can't just take a taxi south, the land mines would kill him. He
>> would need a slow boat. Where would art and his under-developed woman
>> go to?
>>
>
>
>Pedro, you, me and the whole world are about to die in a nuclear exchange
>that is now only days away.

I will not be one of them. I have a bunker complex 500 feet below the
surface of the washington state wilderness area. I also have enough
stored food and water for more than 100 years. I'll be fine.

>So how about giving me that neckrub you've been promising to do but have yet
>to produce?
>
>You've got my number sweetie...

I'll give that to you in never ever years, k?


Sargeant Schultz

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Oct 9, 2006, 10:15:26 PM10/9/06
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"Pedro Sanchez" <Dr.Pedr...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> With north korea planning a 2nd nuke test why does art bell stay
> there?

Why? One word: nookie.


It's happening again

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"Pedro Sanchez" <Dr.Pedr...@yahoo.com> wrote in message .

>
>>So how about giving me that neckrub you've been promising to do but have
>>yet
>>to produce?
>>
>>You've got my number sweetie...
>
> I'll give that to you in never ever years, k?
>

I'll leave the door unlocked and warm a few burritos in the microwave

... Don't forget the slideglide...


Fred

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Oct 9, 2006, 10:39:46 PM10/9/06
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As usual, Dr. Sanchez, you have correctly and succinctly laid out all
the issues. I have heard that Art lives in N. Korea because he really
likes the government's food alottment, composed of the bark off of
trees. Tree bark is one of Art's favorite foods.

Notroll2006

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Oct 9, 2006, 11:27:39 PM10/9/06
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"Fred" <fol...@innercite.com> wrote in message
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Sort of like donkey shit is one of Pedro's favorite foods.


Pedro Sanchez

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On Tue, 10 Oct 2006 02:16:51 GMT, "It's happening again" <0@0.0>
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>

When I find out what that is I will remember to not bring it with me
when I'm not there, k?


Pedro Sanchez

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Oct 10, 2006, 12:21:40 AM10/10/06
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I appreciate your support but everyone knows art lives off of
marlboros and jim bean.


Pedro Sanchez

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Oct 10, 2006, 12:23:21 AM10/10/06
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Actually my favorite book is A divine comedy.
It gave me a woody the 1st time it was read to me by a white gal in
college. I got lucky that night because she fell asleep and I fell in
love. I miss jessica.


Pedro Sanchez

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Oct 10, 2006, 12:24:03 AM10/10/06
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If you call "12 yr old boyish looking female with that concentration
camp rib showing" nookie?


humble.life

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Oct 10, 2006, 7:02:22 AM10/10/06
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a free wax

fritz

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"Pedro Sanchez" <Dr.Pedr...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> Actually my favorite book is A divine comedy.
> It gave me a woody the 1st time it was read to me by a white gal in
> college. I got lucky that night because she fell asleep and I fell in
> love. I miss jessica.

yeah right. we know what you 'fell'
into when she fell asleep.

pervert.


Notroll2006

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"Pedro Sanchez" <Dr.Pedr...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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Did she still go bahhh bahhhh bahhh as she slept?


Notroll2006

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"Pedro Sanchez" <Dr.Pedr...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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Your burro knows.


Pedro Sanchez

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Oct 11, 2006, 1:10:16 PM10/11/06
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This was no barnyard animal sir. I do remember pulling the string
before we made love however.


Pedro Sanchez

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On Tue, 10 Oct 2006 16:35:19 -0500, "Notroll2006"
<Notro...@charter.net> wrote:

>
>"Pedro Sanchez" <Dr.Pedr...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>news:jr7mi25lpui53ngu0...@bbb.org...
>> On Tue, 10 Oct 2006 02:16:51 GMT, "It's happening again" <0@0.0>
>> wrote:
>>
>>>
>>>"Pedro Sanchez" <Dr.Pedr...@yahoo.com> wrote in message .
>>>>
>>>>>So how about giving me that neckrub you've been promising to do but have
>>>>>yet
>>>>>to produce?
>>>>>
>>>>>You've got my number sweetie...
>>>>
>>>> I'll give that to you in never ever years, k?
>>>>
>>>
>>>I'll leave the door unlocked and warm a few burritos in the microwave
>>>
>>>... Don't forget the slideglide...
>>>
>>
>> When I find out what that is I will remember to not bring it with me
>> when I'm not there, k?
>>
>Your burro knows.

I don't own nor have I ever SEEN a "burro"?
What is it?

Pedro Sanchez

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Oct 11, 2006, 1:15:26 PM10/11/06
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Your mom was willing that night. I know you won't accept me as your
father, that's fine. Please don't deny it happened.


fritz

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Oct 11, 2006, 1:21:39 PM10/11/06
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"Pedro Sanchez" <Dr.Pedr...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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apparently you're well aquainted with
the differences between the two

> I do remember pulling the string
> before we made love however.

that's always messy


fritz

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Oct 11, 2006, 1:22:56 PM10/11/06
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"Pedro Sanchez" <Dr.Pedr...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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your old lady's nickname
among the longshoremen?


fritz

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"Pedro Sanchez" <Dr.Pedr...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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mom always was a slut


Notroll2006

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"Pedro Sanchez" <Dr.Pedr...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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Pulling the string on what, the tampon?


Notroll2006

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"fritz" <frit...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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No, her name is Fuckyoulonglongtimeonedollar.


Sr. Rojo

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Oct 11, 2006, 5:50:58 PM10/11/06
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In article <khpki25a921o794t2...@bbb.org>,
Dr.Pedr...@yahoo.com wrote:


--I stay in Manilla 'cause they got a murder warrent out for me in The
States!"--Artie

--
"Why do they hate each other? Why do Sunnis kill Shiites? How do they tell
the difference? They all look the same to me."

--Trent Lott (R-MS)

Pedro Sanchez

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On Wed, 11 Oct 2006 15:43:02 -0500, "Notroll2006"
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Well I didn't want to get dirty but yes that was it.


Pedro Sanchez

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On 11 Oct 2006 17:50:58 EDT, jrj...@spammmmmmmm.concentric.net (Sr.
Rojo) wrote:

>--I stay in Manilla 'cause they got a murder warrent out for me in The
>States!"--Artie

They also have a warrant out for him.


Pedro Sanchez

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On Wed, 11 Oct 2006 17:24:00 GMT, "fritz" <frit...@yahoo.com> wrote:

>
>"Pedro Sanchez" <Dr.Pedr...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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>> On Tue, 10 Oct 2006 17:26:44 GMT, "fritz" <frit...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>
>> >
>> >"Pedro Sanchez" <Dr.Pedr...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>> >news:uu7mi2dg4q0o0mcjl...@bbb.org...
>> >> Actually my favorite book is A divine comedy.
>> >> It gave me a woody the 1st time it was read to me by a white gal in
>> >> college. I got lucky that night because she fell asleep and I fell in
>> >> love. I miss jessica.
>> >
>> >yeah right. we know what you 'fell'
>> >into when she fell asleep.
>> >
>> >pervert.
>> >
>>
>> Your mom was willing that night. I know you won't accept me as your
>> father, that's fine. Please don't deny it happened.
>
>mom always was a slut
>

Finally we have closure.
Therapy DOES work after all!


Pedro Sanchez

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On Wed, 11 Oct 2006 17:21:39 GMT, "fritz" <frit...@yahoo.com> wrote:

>> This was no barnyard animal sir.
>
>apparently you're well aquainted with
>the differences between the two
>
>> I do remember pulling the string
>> before we made love however.
>
>that's always messy

Are you determined that people know animal lovers and how they
operate?

Would you vote for foley a second time?


Pedro Sanchez

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Oct 11, 2006, 11:47:30 PM10/11/06
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PLATOON was a MOVIE not a way of life.

You boys need to join a civil patrol.


fritz

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"Pedro Sanchez" <Dr.Pedr...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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you can't really consider yourself special
for screwing my mom. the lines were
longer than at cedar point. dad says
she would have fucked a garbage can
if she could have shoved it in there.


fritz

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"Pedro Sanchez" <Dr.Pedr...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> On Wed, 11 Oct 2006 17:21:39 GMT, "fritz" <frit...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> >> This was no barnyard animal sir.
> >
> >apparently you're well aquainted with
> >the differences between the two
> >
> >> I do remember pulling the string
> >> before we made love however.
> >
> >that's always messy
>
> Are you determined that people know animal lovers and how they
> operate?

your bestiality tendencies are
none of my business

> Would you vote for foley a second time?

what is this 'vote' thing? don't tell
me you're that naive and stupid to
go stand in line in bad weather
just to get screwed? oh wait, that's
right, that's how you screwed mom,
isn't it?


Notroll2006

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"fritz" <frit...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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Pedro waits in long lines at interstate rest stops to get screwed.


Pedro Sanchez

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Oct 12, 2006, 5:12:25 PM10/12/06
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Is she still alive? Does she still 'act' that way? If so, I shall make
travel plans.

Reference to travel will yield a response related to being mexican
from some usenet cabal members.

Pedro Sanchez

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Oct 12, 2006, 5:13:51 PM10/12/06
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You have sexual issues likely due to sexual assault as a small child.
I suggest you seek help before going to malls with a large jacket and
a red button trigger.

Pedro Sanchez

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Oct 12, 2006, 5:15:00 PM10/12/06
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You seem to have an unhealthy knowledge of that lifestyle.

Notroll2006

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"Pedro Sanchez" <Dr.Pedr...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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I've learned about all these things from AFAB. Have you read about Greek
Night yet? You'd like that.


fritz

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"Notroll2006" <Notro...@charter.net> wrote in message
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he said that those goats are the best
in the world and he's had em all


fritz

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"Pedro Sanchez" <Dr.Pedr...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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after you screwed her on her 100th birthday,
which by the way was a monumentally
compassionate act on your part, she holds
a special vigil since you gave up senior
citizens and took up with goats and sloths.

> Does she still 'act' that way?

that's no act. her hilarity cum hysteria
over what she called your 'tiny little
member' was indeed genuine.

> If so, I shall make
> travel plans.

gonna cheat on your goat, your
sloth or both?

> Reference to travel will yield a response related to being mexican
> from some usenet cabal members.

tinc


Pedro Sanchez

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Yes I've heard of the "greek night at the double wide" where art,
hoaxie and others had a hot wesson oil party in pharump.

I think art married a long time ago to squash the gay rumors but then
again we all did that.


Pedro Sanchez

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Being a janitor in the lobby of the CIA doesn't give you the right to
tell people you worked for the CIA.


fritz

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"Pedro Sanchez" <Dr.Pedr...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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tincia


Pedro Sanchez

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Oct 13, 2006, 5:38:02 PM10/13/06
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Is that a "code word" for "meet me in stall #7 at the rest stop at
mile marker 6 on I-40 at 10:30pm for some long love"?

I'm not making any judgements dude, just asking...


fritz

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"Pedro Sanchez" <Dr.Pedr...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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tincia [ there is no cia]


Pedro Sanchez

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Oct 14, 2006, 6:54:12 PM10/14/06
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Why didn't you just say that? Are you hiding something like the CIA?


fritz

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"Pedro Sanchez" <Dr.Pedr...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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you couldn't find rubber on a tire


Sargeant Schultz

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"Pedro Sanchez" <Dr.Pedr...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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>>
>>Why? One word: nookie.
>
> If you call "12 yr old boyish looking female with that concentration
> camp rib showing" nookie?

She/he love him long time?


Pedro Sanchez

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Oct 15, 2006, 11:07:46 AM10/15/06
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If you call waiting until the stage one cancer kicks in a long time?
I bet first thing she did was have him get one of those $10 million
life policies and make sure it included murder and suicide.

He better be careful and buy ALL his food, smokes and drugs himself.

A sniper is normally something people don't worry about, but in this
case he might want to wear a vest and hire some bodyguards that are
ex-military.


Pedro Sanchez

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On Sun, 15 Oct 2006 01:39:13 GMT, "fritz" <frit...@yahoo.com> wrote:

>> Why didn't you just say that? Are you hiding something like the CIA?
>
>you couldn't find rubber on a tire

Car tires are not 100% RUBBER. Aircraft tires for commercial flights
are required by law to be 100% rubber.

Finding rubber on a generic tire would be kinda silly without this
knowledge you now have.


BTW, if the cia wasn't real don't you think they'd stop hiring snipers
to take-out non believers like you?

The cia killed jfk because the mob agreed to stop making money from
extorting money from gay men for fear of being outed. The FBI and CIA
did this to protect FBI director hoover. Hoover got aids which was
unknown back then and was angry when jfk denied such a disease
existed. This is why the label aids didn't arrive until reagan was in
office. Reagan didn't want to do anything either because he feared the
jfk ending. Reagan was shot in 1981 and it made him more afraid.
Nancy pants then told him they had a gay son and so this let him off
the hook to let loose with information to the public.

This info can be found in the book "Loose lips sinks pink slips" by
john t. wagner III

btw, ole wagner, age 22, died of a sudden case of lead poisoning.
Autopsy said he had more lead in his blood that gasoline from the
1970s. No one questioned this because they feared a sniper might take
them out.


fritz

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"Pedro Sanchez" <Dr.Pedr...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> On Sun, 15 Oct 2006 01:39:13 GMT, "fritz" <frit...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> >> Why didn't you just say that? Are you hiding something like the CIA?
> >
> >you couldn't find rubber on a tire
>
> Car tires are not 100% RUBBER.

i see then why you're having trouble.

you're about as dense as road gravel.


Notroll2006

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"fritz" <frit...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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Pedro believes rubbers are made of rubber. He's not the sharpest knife in
the drawer.


Pedro Sanchez

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Oct 16, 2006, 11:25:12 PM10/16/06
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you prolly think santa is reel to right

Pedro Sanchez

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Oct 16, 2006, 11:27:45 PM10/16/06
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condoms are made out of latex and some are sheep skin but im a dull
knife hu

fritz

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"Pedro Sanchez" <Dr.Pedr...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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what's this got to do with
sleepfucking with the illuminati?


Pedro Sanchez

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On Tue, 17 Oct 2006 05:25:47 GMT, "fritz" <frit...@yahoo.com> wrote:

>
>"Pedro Sanchez" <Dr.Pedr...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>news:28j8j25qs7fi2s35c...@bbb.org...
>> On Sun, 15 Oct 2006 15:41:39 GMT, "fritz" <frit...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>
>> >
>> >"Pedro Sanchez" <Dr.Pedr...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>> >news:3nj4j2d6vqphhj69b...@bbb.org...
>> >> On Sun, 15 Oct 2006 01:39:13 GMT, "fritz" <frit...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>> >>
>> >> >> Why didn't you just say that? Are you hiding something like the CIA?
>> >> >
>> >> >you couldn't find rubber on a tire
>> >>
>> >> Car tires are not 100% RUBBER.
>> >
>> >i see then why you're having trouble.
>> >
>> >you're about as dense as road gravel.
>>
>> you prolly think santa is reel to right
>
>what's this got to do with
>sleepfucking with the illuminati?

Santa isn't real, illuminati isn't real. They are connected subject
matter.


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