Re: [0bjection]----FNVW----stewardship

"The Great One"

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Dec 14, 2009, 9:39:55 AM12/14/09

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"Flash®" <ScarletS...@fastest.man.alive.org> wrote in message news:hg5fsu$vk1$1...@aioe.org...
>
>
> Given the current status of AUK in respect of 'membership', and the
> quality of posts made, I am reasonably sure this post is a complete
> waste of fucking time.. so here is small effort at pissing into a light breeze.
>
> I place a formal objection to the bid by;
> Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler <fn...@databasix.com>
> aka [K. A. Cannon <kca...@insurgent.orgy>]
>
> in;
> Message-ID: <hfura0$afo$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>
>
> of;
> NNTP-Posting-Date: Sat, 12 Dec 2009 01:23:12 +0000 (UTC)
>
> to usurp the position of FNVW.
> __________________________________________________
>
> My objection relies on the grounds Cannon is in violation of the
> AUK charter.
> The charter cited at ftp://ftp.isc.org/pub/usenet/control/alt reads:
> As per discussion on alt.config alt.usenet.kooks
> has been created. Usenet has more of its share of
> conspiracy theorists and kooks and this group has
> been created for the discussion of these people.
> Examples of their work will be posted here and it will
> be a meeting place for kook-hunters to gather and
> swap stories and keep one another up to date as to
> where the new budding kooks can be found. It is
> hoped that through the careful use of the Followup
> line, kooks can be lured into crossposting to alt.usenet.kooks.
>
> Specifically:
> 1. Cannon is not a "kook-hunter".
> Lamer/Troll/Wannabe.. yes.
> 2. Cannon fails to keep "up to date", and, further, refuses to
> update others when requested.
> Message-ID: <hg2iif$mtp$1...@aioe.org>
> 3. Cannon is technically incompetent. The complexity of fup
> is beyond him.
> 4. Cannon refuses to vacate the target froup
> once the "k00k" has been extracted to <auk>.
> That action alone is condemnation enough of the
> boi's character.
>
> At his best Cannon is a Troll, and not very effective at that either.
> At the lower end of intelligence scales, Cannon fits the bill for "bully"
> and thus cannot be trusted with the AUK Office of FNVW.
>
> __________________________________________________
>
> To bring the issues Cannon has right now with himself, I quote:
> You don't take the position of FNVW...it is and has always
> been a benevolent dictatorship handed down lovingly from
> one kookologist to another. If you had any klue, and it is oh
> so fucking painfully obvious you do not, you would know this.
> To think you could just take such a high office is sacrilege.
>
> My 'sin' was to float an idea in making a nomination.
> Message-ID: <hfg791$tmp$1...@aioe.org>.
> Cannon simply cannot read. Period.
> In contrast, Cannon has done farkall to move <auk> back on track.
> Cannon did not bother to discover who I am, immediately jumping to a
> wrong conclusion in responding the only way he knows.. a lame troll.
> Having lost that attempt, proving what a buffoon the guy is, IT
> runs up an "announcement".
> The current FNVW has given no indication either in <auk> or by PM
> for any change of Office. Further, I seriously doubt Bob would support
> Cannon as an office bearer of <auk>.
>
>
> Cannon himself is displaying kooky behavior.
> Just take a second grab at Cannon's idea of what constitutes a
> nomination for kookery.
> I would like to nominate the following:
> E-mUtt - Tony Sidaway "Drama Queen" Award
> Mad as a box of frogs - Kluck Lysaght "Tar & Feathers" Award
> Lady Veteran - Black Knight Award - Hasn't been
> given out in a while and she certainly seems to deserve it.
> Greg Hall - Kook of the Year
> My two bits on that 'lits'.
> Emutt -- a sad criminal who should have no air time anywhere.
> KFd
> Not a k00k.
>
> MAABOF -- an "old guy" laughing himself into a coffin. KFd
> for supporting lamers as "Lamey" in <ash>. a froup
> that should be off limits to aukkers.
> Not a k00k.
>
> Lady Veteran -- an ideological activist, LV is guilty only of
> "sticking it right back at 'em" and *proving* a greater
> level of skill in doing so. KFd for supporting lamers as "Lamey".
> Not a K00k.
>
> Greg Hall -- gweggie is plastered with k00k awards, and revels in it.
> Read his words
> "I'm immune to their impotent smear tactics to their chagrin."
> AND
> "The twit is a Brit"-- prompted by gweggie's technical
> incompetence in readiing this line:
> NNTP-Posting-Date: Sat, 12 Dec 2009 01:23:12 +0000 (UTC)
> gweggie is a relatively simple person hiding himself in grandiose
> gesture. What he craves is attention and thus is one of the few
> recent <auk> successes.
> Brought to <auk> by yours truly I would add.
> Success being measured by the fact he loves it here, failing to
> unsubscribe for more than a few days before permanently installing
> himself.
> Now, *that is k00ky* buuuut just what depth of insight is required to
> see it (behavior) in such a blatantly simple person as gweggie is?
> Certainly Cannon had to be TOLD by gweggie to get Cannon to
> nominate him.
> Message-ID: <3c0gpi....@news.alt.net>
>
> As if none of those nominations are not k00ky enough to make a decision
> as to Cannons complex, there is the thought that ALL of these nominees
> are already posting to <auk>, so how does that work as a lits??
>
>
> The icing on the cake?
> Having nominated the only candidates _himself_ Cannon
> makes the usual request
> *Awards*
> As of right now the month of December will be a catch all for
> any and all awards that should have been given since the
> last official awards month. So...if you have a K00k and you
> believe your K00k is a contender put that nomination here
> in this thread.
> There is just a plainly stupid suggestion. Today being the 14th/DEC2009
> there is no respectable courting period to solicit k00ks to <auk> to have
> them correctly vetted.
> Rightly there is only "k00k of the Year" to decide.
> And there was the purpose of my offer, since withdrawn.
> There are two k00ks ripe for the nomination who could easily be
> encouraged to post here again, giving gweggie a run for the Crown
> he considers his by default.
>
> Cannon does not a FNVW make. As he refuses to communicate just
> what if any communication with Bob Larter has transpired AND in
> the absence of PJR, I do place all of the above for froup consideration
> in rejecting this dweebs claim/s outright.
> It is that or vote on peeps already posting to <auk>, hardly a choice.. IMO.
>
> I respectfully submit my objection.
> --
> Flash®
> "Vote early and vote often" is not in the charter.

Even if his "Daddy" helps him out by getting his accountant to count the 10 votes on a typical ballot here in the "Smoking Crater" of 'AUK' ??
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John C.

Gregory Hall

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Dec 14, 2009, 9:45:34 AM12/14/09

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""The Great One"" <hones...@centurytel.net> wrote in message
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Did you see the photo of little Kevin and his 'Daddy' in the booth at the
trade show?

Daddy looks even more creepy that little Kevin. I wonder if the two of them
are lovers?

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Gregory Hall

"The Great One"

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Dec 14, 2009, 10:53:38 AM12/14/09

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"Christian Schiffer" <Ch_Sc...@invalid.invalid> wrote in message news:U9sVm.80574$W77....@newsfe11.iad...
> "Gregory Hall" <greg...@home.fake> wrote in message
> news:3c2842....@news.alt.net...
> > "K. A. Cannon" <kca...@insurgent.orgy> wrote in message
> > news:hg5hsf$r28$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
> >> On Mon, 14 Dec 2009 23:52:15 +1000, Flash®
> >> <ScarletS...@fastest.man.alive.org> wrote:
> >>
> >>
> >> <snip>

> >>
> >>>I respectfully submit my objection.
> >>

> >> Wonderful...
> >>
> >> Yet you fail in one single salient and critical respect.
> >> You did not know who the current FNVW was and didn't consult him.
> >> So you don't have a klue about it and don't pass go.
> >
> > Nobody wants to talk to Pinky Sue Lamb but other faggots. Flash might be
> > an anachronism but he's no faggot so please excuse his not wishing to
> > degrade himself by associating with a creep like Pinky Sue Transgendered.
> >
> >>
> >> And...Just like Greg Hall you are a morphing fuckhead. You flounced
> >> off Usenet...and now flounced back in...and you were never involved in
> >> AUK.
> >
> >
> > Do you think you own Usenet, ball bearing queen? Little NetKKKop Kannon!
> >
> >>
> >> You should stop whinging and whining.
> >>
> >
> > You should stop breathing. You're fat enough so we can all hope one day
> > for a massive coronary to happen in your blubber encased chest. Now, go
> > fuck yourself before it's too late.
> >
> > --
> > Gregory Hall
>
> RIGHT ON, BROTHA!!!!!!!
> --
> CS

"Right-On" (2)
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John C.

"The Great One"

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Dec 14, 2009, 10:54:39 AM12/14/09

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"Gregory Hall" <greg...@home.fake> wrote in message news:3c2842....@news.alt.net...
> "K. A. Cannon" <kca...@insurgent.orgy> wrote in message
> news:hg5hsf$r28$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
> > On Mon, 14 Dec 2009 23:52:15 +1000, Flash®
> > <ScarletS...@fastest.man.alive.org> wrote:
> >
> >
> > <snip>
> >
> >>I respectfully submit my objection.
> >
> > Wonderful...
> >
> > Yet you fail in one single salient and critical respect.
> > You did not know who the current FNVW was and didn't consult him.
> > So you don't have a klue about it and don't pass go.
>
> Nobody wants to talk to Pinky Sue Lamb but other faggots. Flash might be an
> anachronism but he's no faggot so please excuse his not wishing to degrade
> himself by associating with a creep like Pinky Sue Transgendered.
>
> >
> > And...Just like Greg Hall you are a morphing fuckhead. You flounced
> > off Usenet...and now flounced back in...and you were never involved in
> > AUK.
>
>
> Do you think you own Usenet, ball bearing queen? Little NetKKKop Kannon!
>
> >
> > You should stop whinging and whining.
> >
>
> You should stop breathing. You're fat enough so we can all hope one day for
> a massive coronary to happen in your blubber encased chest. Now, go fuck
> yourself before it's too late.
>
> --
> Gregory Hall

That goes for "Fat-Boi" Plow (Nick Geertz) also !!
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John C.

"The Great One"

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Dec 14, 2009, 10:56:30 AM12/14/09

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"Gregory Hall" <greg...@home.fake> wrote in message news:3c28jh....@news.alt.net...

*ick*
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John C.

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"The Great One"

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Dec 14, 2009, 8:33:44 PM12/14/09

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"Emmett Gulley" <emmettg...@gmail.com> wrote in message news:ece7b169-14cb-49e7...@g26g2000yqe.googlegroups.com...
On Dec 14, 11:44 am, Ted Crackerwagon <tedcrackerwa...@gmail.com>
wrote:
> On Dec 14, 8:54 am, "\"The Great One\"" <honestj...@centurytel.net>

> wrote:
>
>
>
> > That goes for "Fat-Boi" Plow (Nick Geertz) also !!
> > --
> > John C.
>

> Ever since his real name was posted, Meat Plow has disappeared. Is
> this the first time someone has found out who he is?

is this really meat plow's REAL name? i have my doubts on this one.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

He always answers to "Twinkie-Boi" !!
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John C.

"The Great One"

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Dec 15, 2009, 10:47:24 AM12/15/09

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"Meat Plow" <me...@petitmorte.net> wrote in message news:3c4qk8....@news.alt.net...
> On Mon, 14 Dec 2009 19:52:38 -0800, Aratzio
> <a6ah...@sneakemail.com>wrote:
>
> >On Mon, 14 Dec 2009 10:38:42 -0800 (PST), in the land of
> >alt.usenet.kooks, Emmett Gulley <emmettg...@gmail.com> got double
> >secret probation for writing:
> >
> >>On Dec 14, 11:44?am, Ted Crackerwagon <tedcrackerwa...@gmail.com>
> >>wrote:
> >>> On Dec 14, 8:54?am, "\"The Great One\"" <honestj...@centurytel.net>

> >>> wrote:
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>
> >>> > That goes for "Fat-Boi" Plow (Nick Geertz) also !!
> >>> > --
> >>> > John C.
> >>>

> >>> Ever since his real name was posted, Meat Plow has disappeared. Is
> >>> this the first time someone has found out who he is?
> >>
> >>is this really meat plow's REAL name? i have my doubts on this one.
> >

> >Really, even the Mutt isn't stupid enough to fall for it, that makes
> >it more than just pathetic.
>
> Does the "stupid" flu spread on Usenet or what?

Why do you ask Nick Geertz ??
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John C.

Emmett Gulley

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Dec 15, 2009, 1:06:57 PM12/15/09

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On Dec 15, 10:47 am, "\"The Great One\"" <honestj...@centurytel.net>
wrote:
> "Meat Plow" <m...@petitmorte.net> wrote in messagenews:3c4qk8....@news.alt.net...

> > On Mon, 14 Dec 2009 19:52:38 -0800, Aratzio

> > <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com>wrote:

>
> > >On Mon, 14 Dec 2009 10:38:42 -0800 (PST), in the land of

> > >alt.usenet.kooks, Emmett Gulley <emmettgulle...@gmail.com> got double

> > >secret probation for writing:
>
> > >>On Dec 14, 11:44?am, Ted Crackerwagon <tedcrackerwa...@gmail.com>
> > >>wrote:
> > >>> On Dec 14, 8:54?am, "\"The Great One\"" <honestj...@centurytel.net>
> > >>> wrote:
>
> > >>> > That goes for "Fat-Boi" Plow (Nick Geertz) also !!
> > >>> > --
> > >>> > John C.
>
> > >>> Ever since his real name was posted, Meat Plow has disappeared. Is
> > >>> this the first time someone has found out who he is?
>
> > >>is this really meat plow's REAL name? i have my doubts on this one.
>
> > >Really, even the Mutt isn't stupid enough to fall for it, that makes
> > >it more than just pathetic.
>
> > Does the "stupid" flu spread on Usenet or what?
>
> Why do you ask Nick Geertz ??
> --
> John C.

YO, john, listen to the name again and figure it out. NICK Geertz,
think about what that name really sounds like. and it's not his real
name.

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Orson Wells as CitizenCain

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Dec 15, 2009, 3:01:10 PM12/15/09

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"Emmett Gulley" <emmettg...@gmail.com> wrote in message

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But you said it *was* his real name eMutt. This stupidity has only been
pointed out to you after your exercised your right to be stupid to the
fullest extent.

Orson Wells as CitizenCain

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Dec 15, 2009, 3:02:05 PM12/15/09

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"Albatr�ss" <Albatr�ss@-Spam-Me-N�t-cfl.rr.com> wrote in message
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> But emma you so proudly posted a new thread yesterday that this was
> his name. But then again you fell for Detective HL Psyinker of the
> Brevard County Sheriffs Department. Hell you even proudly posted that
> you had a long talk with him. I can't believe you are this fucking
> gullible.
>
>

Believe it, next try out "Anita Gelsale" and see what he says *lol*

"The Great One"

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Dec 16, 2009, 4:58:16 AM12/16/09

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"Albatröss" <Albatröss@-Spam-Me-Nöt-cfl.rr.com> wrote in message news:vclfi55e5e9q9aaic...@4ax.com...

> On Tue, 15 Dec 2009 10:06:57 -0800 (PST), Emmett Gulley
> <emmettg...@gmail.com> wrote:
>

> But emma you so proudly posted a new thread yesterday that this was
> his name. But then again you fell for Detective HL Psyinker of the
> Brevard County Sheriffs Department. Hell you even proudly posted that
> you had a long talk with him. I can't believe you are this fucking
> gullible.

This new info is Shocking !!
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John C.

"The Great One"

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Dec 16, 2009, 5:04:37 AM12/16/09

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"Lamey the Cable Guy" <la...@nomail.invalid> wrote in message news:ksmfi5hdfemqe6f6g...@4ax.com...

> On Tue, 15 Dec 2009 10:06:57 -0800 (PST), Emmett Gulley
> <emmettg...@gmail.com> wrote:
>

> Thanks for that info emo.
> --
> Lamey (owner of 'AUK')

Hang in there, Lamey as some of the Old Buzzards are trying to get Lionel "corset-boi" Lauer to return and post more of his sissy-shit in 'AUK'..........should be a hoot !!
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John C.

"The Great One"

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Dec 16, 2009, 5:51:27 AM12/16/09

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"Aratzio" <a6ah...@sneakemail.com> wrote in message news:il7gi5h8acvp78a2a...@4ax.com...
> On Tue, 15 Dec 2009 09:05:25 -0500, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
> Meat Plow <me...@petitmorte.net> got double secret probation for
> writing:
>

> >On Mon, 14 Dec 2009 19:52:38 -0800, Aratzio

> ><a6ah...@sneakemail.com>wrote:

> >
> >>On Mon, 14 Dec 2009 10:38:42 -0800 (PST), in the land of

> >>alt.usenet.kooks, Emmett Gulley <emmettg...@gmail.com> got double

> >>secret probation for writing:
> >>
> >>>On Dec 14, 11:44?am, Ted Crackerwagon <tedcrackerwa...@gmail.com>
> >>>wrote:
> >>>> On Dec 14, 8:54?am, "\"The Great One\"" <honestj...@centurytel.net>
> >>>> wrote:
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>>

> >>>> > That goes for "Fat-Boi" Plow (Nick Geertz) also !!
> >>>> > --
> >>>> > John C.
> >>>>

> >>>> Ever since his real name was posted, Meat Plow has disappeared. Is
> >>>> this the first time someone has found out who he is?
> >>>
> >>>is this really meat plow's REAL name? i have my doubts on this one.
> >>
> >>Really, even the Mutt isn't stupid enough to fall for it, that makes
> >>it more than just pathetic.
> >
> >Does the "stupid" flu spread on Usenet or what?
>

> Mah cumperter haz a virus attached at the keyboard.

Do tell...
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John C.