a question about this newsgroup
ammo...@usit.net
This group is, I presume from the name, for fans of Aimee Lortskell.
I recognize the name from r.m.t-a. Now my question is -- are people
fans of her because of her postings there, or is it deeper than that?
Also, is there a faq on Aimee? She sounds like a fascinating
person...
Aaron :)
P.S. Please don't flame me -- I'm just curious.
Aimee Lortskell
On Sun, 12 May 1996 ammo...@usit.net wrote:
> This group is, I presume from the name, for fans of Aimee Lortskell.
> I recognize the name from r.m.t-a. Now my question is -- are people
> fans of her because of her postings there, or is it deeper than that?
they show up here because of my posts there, yes. but they stay to
marvel at my ego. ;)
> Also, is there a faq on Aimee? She sounds like a fascinating
> person...
people have been asking me for one for months, and i'm STILL working on
it. someday, i swear....in fact, i have a few weeks before school
astarts up again, i'll aim to get one finished by the end of this month.
if anyone has any questions they'd like included, please feel free to
mail them to me. i have saved all the ones sent to me so far.
> P.S. Please don't flame me -- I'm just curious.
we're not too flame-prone around here. if anything, we're even more
off-topic than r.m.t-a - anything goes! welcome. :)
Aimee the Magdalene
* losing your faith is a lot like losing your virginity; *
* you don't realize how irritating it was 'til it's gone *
* - AEL *
* and when they say 'take of his body' *
* i think i'll take from mine instead - Tori Amos *
* once i could see...now i am blind - Trent Reznor *
The Fuzzy Sparkly Lamb Goes Hopping Joyfully Off To Yum Yum World
Ya, but the FAQ says people
a. asking for the FAQ
and
b. being curious
are to be flamed! This is a tough NG, ya know...
Toby...
Aimee Lortskell
excuse ME, but this is MY ng, i OWN it, it is MY personal playground.
i write the FAQ, and even though it does not exist i say it does not say
that. prepare to be flogged, yum-yum boy. ;)
Hideous Chicken-Lord
At 10:29 AM 5/13/96 -0400, you wrote:
>Ya, but the FAQ says people
>
>a. asking for the FAQ
>
>and
>
>b. being curious
>
>are to be flamed! This is a tough NG, ya know...
Yeah, but it only says that applies on Tuesdays...unless Aimee decides to do
it on Fridays, but only then she'll do it after 4:00 PM (actually, she'll do
it whenever she damned well feels like it, except with me).
Actually, nobody's said the Tuesday thing but me and the voices in my head
(and a disruptor). :P
Michael Preston Rees
Hideous Chicken-Lord
http://www.3rdplanet.com/~reesm
"I fall in love every five seconds with something..."
- Tori Amos, Spin Magazine, pg. 44
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*** Be alone no more and let a Chicken-Lord set your night on fire. ***
*** Call me, or one of my steamy friends (oh, wait a minute, it's just ***
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Hideous Chicken-Lord
At 04:08 PM 5/13/96 -0500, you wrote:
>On Mon, 13 May 1996, The Fuzzy Sparkly Lamb Goes Hopping Joyfully Off To
>> Ya, but the FAQ says people
>> a. asking for the FAQ
>> and
>> b. being curious
>> are to be flamed! This is a tough NG, ya know...
>
>
>i write the FAQ, and even though it does not exist i say it does not say
>that. prepare to be flogged, yum-yum boy. ;)
NO! I hereby stand in the way and accept responsibility for his lack of
knowledge. You may flog me at your discretion. I hereby kneel so that my
tongue is level with it's idea of heaven and await punishment. ;)
Aimee Lortskell
On Mon, 13 May 1996, Hideous Chicken-Lord wrote:
i wrote:
[snip]
> >i write the FAQ, and even though it does not exist i say it does not say
> >that. prepare to be flogged, yum-yum boy. ;)
> NO!
don't *you* tell *me* no.
> I hereby stand in the way and accept responsibility for his lack of
> knowledge. You may flog me at your discretion. I hereby kneel so that my
> tongue is level with it's idea of heaven and await punishment. ;)
no. i'll flog whoever i want and it's none of your business. besides,
you used an unnecessary apostrophe.
Robert Johnson
On Mon, 13 May 1996, The Fuzzy Sparkly Lamb Goes Hopping Joyfully Off To Yum Yum World wrote:
> Ya, but the FAQ says people
>
> a. asking for the FAQ
There's a faq? You must be joking! A fuq, yes, but a faq? No way...
> and
>
> b. being curious
>
> are to be flamed! This is a tough NG, ya know...
Well, what are you expecting? This is AtM's private domain, so she can
do what she wants!
Robert the Faerie
-------------
"When people believe that they are unquestionably right, rather than merely
think that they are right, it sets the stage for the most evil things that man
has done to his fellows. It is precisely this kind of attitude that religion
encourages." Tom Rees, some guy on alt.atheism who was kind enough to
let me quote him in my sig
Hideous Chicken-Lord
At 07:36 PM 5/13/96 -0500, you wrote:
>On Mon, 13 May 1996, Hideous Chicken-Lord wrote:
>i wrote:
>[snip]
>> >i write the FAQ, and even though it does not exist i say it does not say
>> >that. prepare to be flogged, yum-yum boy. ;)
>> NO!
>
>don't *you* tell *me* no.
Great. Just fucking great. I can't even take someone else's punishment. I
can't be good for much.
>> I hereby stand in the way and accept responsibility for his lack of
>> knowledge. You may flog me at your discretion. I hereby kneel so that my
>> tongue is level with it's idea of heaven and await punishment. ;)
>
>no. i'll flog whoever i want and it's none of your business. besides,
>you used an unnecessary apostrophe.
It happens in the heat of defense.
And now I'm forced to comply with my Prime Directive. ghuy'cha! Sorry
yum-yum, you're on your own. Retracting offer...disengaging...
*** END TRANSMISSION ***
The Fuzzy Sparkly Lamb Goes Hopping Joyfully Off To Yum Yum World
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To: afalb...@chardos.connix.com
CC:
Subj: Re: a question about this newsgroup
> On Mon, 13 May 1996, The Fuzzy Sparkly Lamb Goes Hopping Joyfully Off To Yum Yum World wrote:
> > Ya, but the FAQ says people
> > a. asking for the FAQ
> > and
> > b. being curious
> > are to be flamed! This is a tough NG, ya know...
> excuse ME, but this is MY ng, i OWN it, it is MY personal playground.
> i write the FAQ, and even though it does not exist i say it does not say
> that. prepare to be flogged, yum-yum boy. ;)
*Only* if you're promising to fuck me at the same time, Aimee...
> Aimee the Magdalene
Lets be direct here. This is Aimees NG afterall. But who needs justification?
(And lets crusade against extra apostrophies, too!)
Toby...
Scott Kenney
The Mighty Mighty Aimee Lortskell wrote:
: On Mon, 13 May 1996, Hideous Chicken-Lord wrote:
: Aimee said:
: [snip]
: > >i write the FAQ, and even though it does not exist i say it does not say
: > NO!
: Aimee said:
: don't *you* tell *me* no.
:P :P :P
: HCL said:
: > I hereby stand in the way and accept responsibility for his lack of
: > knowledge. You may flog me at your discretion. I hereby kneel so that my
: > tongue is level with it's idea of heaven and await punishment. ;)
Aimee said:
: no. i'll flog whoever i want and it's none of your business. besides,
: you used an unnecessary apostrophe.
I''''m offended by everyones sheeplike and wimpy capitulation.
If you try to flog me *YOU* will be *tickled* (unless I'm in the mood
for a flogging ;) )
---
"Apostrophe'''''''''''''''s are coooool!"
Aimee Lortskell
The Fuzzy Sparkly Lamb Goes Hopping Joyfully Off To Yum Yum World wrote:
> > excuse ME, but this is MY ng, i OWN it, it is MY personal playground.
> > that. prepare to be flogged, yum-yum boy. ;)
honey, consider yourself lucky to get even the flogging. those are scars
you can proudly show your grandchildren. my justice is swift, abitrary,
its own reward.
[snip]
> (And lets crusade against extra apostrophies, too!)
goodie, it's time for a punctuation lesson! i know that its/it's is the
one people are having trouble with. the trick is to see if you can
expand it to it is. if so, you use the apostrophe for the contraction.
if you can't because its is a possessive, no apostrophe.
toby, you misspelled apostrophe. :P
Aimee Lortskell
On 14 May 1996, Scott Kenney wrote:
> The Mighty Mighty Aimee Lortskell wrote:
> : don't *you* tell *me* no.
> :P :P :P
remember, if you make me crabby it's your responsibility. and i am a
royal pain when i'm crabby.
> : no. i'll flog whoever i want and it's none of your business. besides,
> : you used an unnecessary apostrophe.
> I''''m offended by everyones sheeplike and wimpy capitulation.
bonus points for invoking darrien. ;)
> If you try to flog me *YOU* will be *tickled* (unless I'm in the mood
> for a flogging ;) )
funny how i've never seen you NOT in the mood for a flogging.
The Fuzzy Sparkly Lamb Goes Hopping Joyfully Off To Yum Yum World
> > > excuse ME, but this is MY ng, i OWN it, it is MY personal playground.
> > > i write the FAQ, and even though it does not exist i say it does not say
> > > that. prepare to be flogged, yum-yum boy. ;)
> > *Only* if you're promising to fuck me at the same time, Aimee...
> honey, consider yourself lucky to get even the flogging. those are scars
> you can proudly show your grandchildren. my justice is swift, abitrary,
> its own reward.
Flogging...being tied, standing, naked...slowly, teasingly, whipped. A
velvet cat-o-ninetails, a wickedly smiling Aimee...
You're telling me sex *isn't* gonna happen!??!
> [snip]
> > (And lets crusade against extra apostrophies, too!)
[snip...puncuation is pernicious, flogging is fantastic, why are we
abrogating about apostrophes...? okay, so I selected this sedentary
subject. Bad move.]
> toby, you misspelled apostrophe. :P
Actually I did rather well to get that close. Dysgraphia, Aimee.
*softhug*, Aimee. *snuggle*
Toby...
David Heil
Hi
I've only just noticed this news group today whilst
browing through the menu, and to be quite honest, I was
astounded.
How can a loud mouth tart whose rash arguments spread all
over Tori related postings, usually coupled with psychotic
criticisms against spelling be awarded something of this
nature and importance? It's absurd. If Heather Nova, another
top notch singer, doesn't warrant this kind of attention, why
should Aimee the Mandelin, or Tamborine, or Satsuma, or whatever
it is you choose to call yourself.
Do you know what the worst part is? Yeah, it's more than likely
that I'm going to come back in the future. Can you believe
that? I certainly can't.
Dave (the perplexed) Heil
"And then, in the attic, I found an original copy of the
bible. Which was nice" - Bloke on the Fast Show
Scott Kenney
The Mighty Mighty Aimee Lortskell wrote:
: > The Mighty Mighty Aimee Lortskell wrote:
: > : don't *you* tell *me* no.
: > :P :P :P
: remember, if you make me crabby it's your responsibility. and i am a
: royal pain when i'm crabby.
Like I don't have to deal with crabby most days anyway? I think I can
handle it.
: > : no. i'll flog whoever i want and it's none of your business. besides,
: > : you used an unnecessary apostrophe.
: > I''''m offended by everyones sheeplike and wimpy capitulation.
: bonus points for invoking darrien. ;)
:) He's back.....
: > If you try to flog me *YOU* will be *tickled* (unless I'm in the mood
: > for a flogging ;) )
: funny how i've never seen you NOT in the mood for a flogging.
Well I guess. You'll just have to try me and see if I'm in the mood or
not ;)
--
Scott Kenney >|< sa...@chardos.connix.com
Scott Kenney
The Mighty Mighty David Heil wrote:
: Hi
Hello!
: I've only just noticed this news group today whilst
: browing through the menu, and to be quite honest, I was
: astounded.
Why? Oh!
: How can a loud mouth tart whose rash arguments spread all
: over Tori related postings, usually coupled with psychotic
: criticisms against spelling be awarded something of this
: nature and importance? It's absurd. If Heather Nova, another
: top notch singer, doesn't warrant this kind of attention, why
: should Aimee the Mandelin, or Tamborine, or Satsuma, or whatever
: it is you choose to call yourself.
The answer is clear, she was awarded this newsgroup because I felt like
creating it :P Got a problem with that pal? By the way I think that's
ocarina. Or is it an Oscar Meyer Weiner Whistle [shades of PDQ Bach].
: Do you know what the worst part is? Yeah, it's more than likely
: that I'm going to come back in the future. Can you believe
: that? I certainly can't.
They're all drawn into the web. BWAHAHAHAHAHA.
--
See the glory (see the glory of)
of the Royal Scam..............
Hideous Chicken-Lord
At 08:08 AM 5/18/96 GMT, you wrote:
>The Mighty Mighty Aimee Lortskell wrote:
>: remember, if you make me crabby it's your responsibility. and i am a
>: royal pain when i'm crabby.
>
>Like I don't have to deal with crabby most days anyway? I think I can
>handle it.
I'm not in the mood for crab right now. I want Mongolian food.
>: > I''''m offended by everyones sheeplike and wimpy capitulation.
>: bonus points for invoking darrien. ;)
>
>:) He's back.....
<yawn>
>: > If you try to flog me *YOU* will be *tickled* (unless I'm in the mood
>: > for a flogging ;) )
>: funny how i've never seen you NOT in the mood for a flogging.
>
>Well I guess. You'll just have to try me and see if I'm in the mood or
>not ;)
"Moods are for cattle and making love."
Name that quote (hint, the movie version has "Moods are for cattle and
loveplay").
Aimee Lortskell
On Wed, 15 May 1996, David Heil wrote:
[snip]
> How can a loud mouth tart whose rash arguments spread all
> over Tori related postings, usually coupled with psychotic
> criticisms against spelling be awarded something of this
> nature and importance? It's absurd.
mmmmmmmmmmm......existentialism. but really, ih ope my spelling flames
are taken in the tongue-in-cheek way in which they are presented.
> If Heather Nova, another
> top notch singer, doesn't warrant this kind of attention, why
> should Aimee the Mandelin, or Tamborine, or Satsuma, or whatever
> it is you choose to call yourself.
um....but i'm not a top notch singer. trust me on this, you do NOT want
to hear me sing. i have a scary enough speaking voice. but anyway, it
would be very easy to create an alt.fan.heather-nova, but it would likely
have the same spotty propogation that a.f.a-l does. it's so spotty, i
have to get this ng by mail, as do many others. if you want a heather
nova ng (sounds like a good idea to me), you should do the painful work
necessary to create a rec.music.* group for her.
> Do you know what the worst part is? Yeah, it's more than likely
> that I'm going to come back in the future. Can you believe
> that? I certainly can't.
my ego and i both believe that. no problem at all. ;)
Aimee Lortskell
On Sat, 18 May 1996, Hideous Chicken-Lord wrote:
> I'm not in the mood for crab right now. I want Mongolian food.
oddly, this reminds me of the time when jason's dorm served stuffed crab
for dinner. his roomie joe's gf ayse (pronounced eye-shay) hadn't been
there for dinner, but joe decided to keep his crabshell in their
bathroom sink. when she came by the next day, jason happily informed her
that joe had crabs. she was turkish and had only recently gotten a grasp
on just what that meant. she freaked out. joe told her he was keeping
them as pets and showed her the crabshell in his sink. she freaked out
some more, thinking....well, thinking that it was actual genital crabs.
convince yourself you wanted to hear that story.
[snip]
> Name that quote (hint, the movie version has "Moods are for cattle and
> loveplay").
actually, now is time to launch into my lecture on the undesirability of
the term making love.
Date: Thu, 21 Sep 1995 13:41:02 -0500
Message-Id: <1995092118...@saucer.cc.umr.edu>
Newsgroups: rec.music.tori-amos
well, how do you feel about women who think fucking is better than
'making love' *gag*? i think fucking is more intimate and honest.
making love is an ugly euphemism just like sleeping together. it sounds
so nice and neat, like no-one's sweating and no-one's screaming and
there's not a hair out of place. no thanks. i'll take a dripping,
howling fuckfest any day of the week.
Hideous Chicken-Lord
At 08:07 PM 5/18/96 -0500, you wrote:
>On Wed, 15 May 1996, David Heil wrote:
>[snip]
>> How can a loud mouth tart whose rash arguments spread all
>> over Tori related postings, usually coupled with psychotic
>> criticisms against spelling be awarded something of this
>> nature and importance? It's absurd.
>
>mmmmmmmmmmm......existentialism. but really, ih ope my spelling flames
>are taken in the tongue-in-cheek way in which they are presented.
You might want to get your tongue out of your cheek before posting this
since I am not familiar with the words "ih ope", but you will do whatever
you damned well please.
You could always put your tongue in _my_ cheek. ;>
>> If Heather Nova, another
>> top notch singer, doesn't warrant this kind of attention, why
>> should Aimee the Mandelin, or Tamborine, or Satsuma, or whatever
>> it is you choose to call yourself.
>
>um....but i'm not a top notch singer. trust me on this, you do NOT want
>to hear me sing. i have a scary enough speaking voice. but anyway, it
>would be very easy to create an alt.fan.heather-nova, but it would likely
>have the same spotty propogation that a.f.a-l does. it's so spotty, i
>have to get this ng by mail, as do many others. if you want a heather
>nova ng (sounds like a good idea to me), you should do the painful work
>necessary to create a rec.music.* group for her.
So does that mean you will not sing me to sleep? :(
>> Do you know what the worst part is? Yeah, it's more than likely
>> that I'm going to come back in the future. Can you believe
>> that? I certainly can't.
>
>my ego and i both believe that. no problem at all. ;)
Ah, the great Aimee ego. Where is my strawberry syrup?
Hideous Chicken-Lord
At 08:41 PM 5/18/96 -0500, you wrote:
>On Sat, 18 May 1996, Hideous Chicken-Lord wrote:
>> I'm not in the mood for crab right now. I want Mongolian food.
>
>oddly, this reminds me of the time when jason's dorm served stuffed crab
>for dinner. his roomie joe's gf ayse (pronounced eye-shay) hadn't been
>there for dinner, but joe decided to keep his crabshell in their
>bathroom sink. when she came by the next day, jason happily informed her
>that joe had crabs. she was turkish and had only recently gotten a grasp
>on just what that meant. she freaked out. joe told her he was keeping
>them as pets and showed her the crabshell in his sink. she freaked out
>some more, thinking....well, thinking that it was actual genital crabs.
>
>convince yourself you wanted to hear that story.
me: Michael, you wanted to hear that story.
me: OK, if you say so.
>[snip]
>> Name that quote (hint, the movie version has "Moods are for cattle and
>> loveplay").
>
>actually, now is time to launch into my lecture on the undesirability of
>the term making love.
>
>Date: Thu, 21 Sep 1995 13:41:02 -0500
>Message-Id: <1995092118...@saucer.cc.umr.edu>
>Newsgroups: rec.music.tori-amos
>
>well, how do you feel about women who think fucking is better than
>'making love' *gag*? i think fucking is more intimate and honest.
>
>making love is an ugly euphemism just like sleeping together. it sounds
>so nice and neat, like no-one's sweating and no-one's screaming and
>there's not a hair out of place. no thanks. i'll take a dripping,
>howling fuckfest any day of the week.
Yes, I am sure it would have been nice of Herbert if he would have wrote
"Moods are for cattle and dripping, howling fuckfests," unfortunately, he is
dead and cannot rewrite Dune.
Of course the Magdalene could probably find a way to bring him back to
life...and convince his body to reverse its decay (see, no apostrophe this
time. In fact, no fucking apostrophes at all from me).
Aimee Lortskell
On Sun, 19 May 1996, Hideous Chicken-Lord wrote:
> At 08:07 PM 5/18/96 -0500, i wrote:
[snips]
> >um....but i'm not a top notch singer. trust me on this, you do NOT want
> >to hear me sing. i have a scary enough speaking voice.
no, it means that if i do you'll never sleep well again.
> >my ego and i both believe that. no problem at all. ;)
> Ah, the great Aimee ego. Where is my strawberry syrup?
i threw it out. have some nutella instead.
Hideous Chicken-Lord
At 12:17 AM 5/20/96 -0500, you wrote:
>On Sun, 19 May 1996, Hideous Chicken-Lord wrote:
>> At 08:07 PM 5/18/96 -0500, i wrote:
>[snips]
>> >um....but i'm not a top notch singer. trust me on this, you do NOT want
>> >to hear me sing. i have a scary enough speaking voice.
>> So does that mean you will not sing me to sleep? :(
>
>no, it means that if i do you'll never sleep well again.
Fine, I'll sing you to sleep. I have perfect pitch. :>
>> >my ego and i both believe that. no problem at all. ;)
>> Ah, the great Aimee ego. Where is my strawberry syrup?
>
>i threw it out. have some nutella instead.
Never tried it. Guess I'll have to.
Sabine the Diva Chick
During the last Ice Age, Aimee Lortskell mentioned:
>On Sun, 19 May 1996, Hideous Chicken-Lord wrote:
>> At 08:07 PM 5/18/96 -0500, i wrote:
>[snips]
>> >um....but i'm not a top notch singer. trust me on this, you do NOT want
>> >to hear me sing. i have a scary enough speaking voice.
>> So does that mean you will not sing me to sleep? :(
>
>no, it means that if i do you'll never sleep well again.
>
>> >my ego and i both believe that. no problem at all. ;)
>> Ah, the great Aimee ego. Where is my strawberry syrup?
>
>i threw it out. have some nutella instead.
nutella! oh, the memories ;) one time i was just too fucking
lazy to smear it on, so i made dominick <my ex> dip his snausage
into the jar, and i think i gained 2 or 3 pounds that night.
and of course all the kids in elementary school were jealous of
me cause i got nutella sandwiches in my lunch box instead of the
icky egg salad crap their mommies made them. naturally, my
mother is a sophisticated european with the good sense to
appreciate nutella. i wouldn't be at all surprised if she's
found a few creative uses for it, herself. my stepdad is very
attractive and 16 years younger than my ma. go ma!
sabine the diva chick
-=-=-=-=-=Sabine the Diva Chick & Her Fabulous Wunderbunnies=-=-=-=-=-
"I am a Professional Actor. Do Not try this at Home."
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=di...@interlog.com=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
Norman Buchwald
di...@interlog.com (Sabine the Diva Chick) wrote:
Okay. Time for a new poll: nutella or peanut butter? :P (Well, I
wasn't here for the earlier one so might as well start the sequel)
The Storm
Nothing's gonna stop me from floating
David Heil
Norman Buchwald <nbuc...@ix.netcom.com> writes
>Okay. Time for a new poll: nutella or peanut butter? :P (Well, I
>wasn't here for the earlier one so might as well start the sequel)
>
Easy. It's Marmite.
--
David Heil
Sabine the Diva Chick
During the last Ice Age, Norman Buchwald mentioned:
>di...@interlog.com (Sabine the Diva Chick) wrote:
[nothing that i'm about to quote]
>Okay. Time for a new poll: nutella or peanut butter? :P (Well, I
>wasn't here for the earlier one so might as well start the sequel)
gotta be nutella. tho extra crunchy peanut butter is a fairly
close second.
Scott Kenney
The Mighty Mighty Norman Buchwald wrote:
: Okay. Time for a new poll: nutella or peanut butter? :P (Well, I
: wasn't here for the earlier one so might as well start the sequel)
Nutella!
--
* >< * threads that are golden don't break easily -TA * >< *
Aimee Lortskell
either Norman Buchwald *OR* di...@interlog.com (Sabine the Diva Chick) wrote:
[either sabine posted this and norm posted a blank followup, or norm
posted this and forgot to snip sabine's name along with her text]
> Okay. Time for a new poll: nutella or peanut butter? :P (Well, I
> wasn't here for the earlier one so might as well start the sequel)
as usual, i have a cheat answer. mix nutella with crunchy PB.
Aimee the Magdalene (she of the top 10 lists with 25 entries)