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Elvis is the new Jesus -- Re: Spartacus vs. Jesus
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Fidem Turbare, the non-existent atheist goddess
Jul 6, 2012, 11:37:19 AM7/6/12
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On Fri, 6 Jul 2012 07:34:47 -0700 (PDT)
"TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher"
<thetibet...@gmail.com> wrote:
> On Jul 4, 4:42 pm, Father Haskell <fatherhask...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>> On Jul 4, 11:50 am, "TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher"
>> <comandante.ban...@yahoo.com> wrote:
[snip]
>>> Jesus said, "I'm the King of the Jews"... but he wasn't. And they
>>> crucified him for that.
>>>
>>> Did the Romans actively prosecute impostors? It that what the
>>> Roman Law, which inspired modern law, has to offer?
>>>
>>> I think it's all a farce.
>>
>> Elvis was the King. His first job was "shabbos goy"
>> for a nice orthodox jewish family.
>
> Elvis rocked the world and Jesus rocked the world. But it doesn't mean
> that's any better than before. Actually the world was worse after
> Jesus.
>
> And Elvis made it a better world. But that's only my humble opinion.
Elvis is, to many, the new Jesus. He is the replacement who is more
rational, and after a few hundred years it will likely be said that he
was resurrected after being crucified cruelly on a giant electric
guitar and forced to take drugs.
There will always be kooky people who are just weird enough to write a
giant, poorly organized story book about this.
--
Fidem Turbare, the non-existent atheist goddess
"If you wake up tomorrow morning, thinking that saying a few Latin
words over your pancakes is going to turn them into the body of Elvis
Presley, you have lost your mind, but if you think, more or less, the
same thing about a cracker and the body of Jesus, you're just a
Catholic."
-- Sam Harris
"TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher"
<thetibet...@gmail.com> wrote:
> On Jul 4, 4:42 pm, Father Haskell <fatherhask...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>> On Jul 4, 11:50 am, "TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher"
>> <comandante.ban...@yahoo.com> wrote:
[snip]
>>> Jesus said, "I'm the King of the Jews"... but he wasn't. And they
>>> crucified him for that.
>>>
>>> Did the Romans actively prosecute impostors? It that what the
>>> Roman Law, which inspired modern law, has to offer?
>>>
>>> I think it's all a farce.
>>
>> Elvis was the King. His first job was "shabbos goy"
>> for a nice orthodox jewish family.
>
> Elvis rocked the world and Jesus rocked the world. But it doesn't mean
> that's any better than before. Actually the world was worse after
> Jesus.
>
> And Elvis made it a better world. But that's only my humble opinion.
Elvis is, to many, the new Jesus. He is the replacement who is more
rational, and after a few hundred years it will likely be said that he
was resurrected after being crucified cruelly on a giant electric
guitar and forced to take drugs.
There will always be kooky people who are just weird enough to write a
giant, poorly organized story book about this.
--
Fidem Turbare, the non-existent atheist goddess
"If you wake up tomorrow morning, thinking that saying a few Latin
words over your pancakes is going to turn them into the body of Elvis
Presley, you have lost your mind, but if you think, more or less, the
same thing about a cracker and the body of Jesus, you're just a
Catholic."
-- Sam Harris
TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher
Jul 6, 2012, 8:23:22 PM7/6/12
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On Jul 6, 11:37 am, "Fidem Turbare, the non-existent atheist goddess"
True, and notice they never died. THEY ARE BOTH ALIVE!
But I stay with Elvis.
Tell you what, I stay with Chuck Berry...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ofD9t_sULM&feature=related
But I stay with Elvis.
Tell you what, I stay with Chuck Berry...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ofD9t_sULM&feature=related
Father Haskell
Jul 7, 2012, 2:41:57 PM7/7/12
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On Jul 6, 11:37 am, "Fidem Turbare, the non-existent atheist goddess"
"Will Elvis take the place of jesus in a thousand years?" (Jello
Biafra)
Biafra)
*e#c
Jul 25, 2012, 11:41:22 PM7/25/12
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On Jul 6, 11:37 am, "Fidem Turbare, the non-existent atheist goddess"
What fucking idiots.....all of you.
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