I SHIT MY PANTZ TODAY WHILE EATING MY CHEF BOYARDEE !

[ALLEN]

Hi ALLLLLL my SUAVE frwiends ?

I poooped in my LARRRRRGE diperz today while I wuz watcheing
PEEEEEEEWWEEEEEEEEEEZ playhouse becaouse I'm a SPOOOOTEY SPOOOT and I
eat LOTTS and LOTTTTS of CHEF BOYARDEEEEE that MOMMMA DAMRON buyz me.
Oh and I DONT HAVE PAYPAL becaouse Im STUPID and I DONT DRIVE except
my TRIKEY made by fisher price ! MOMMA DAMRON made me ware a CONE HAT
becaouse I POOOPED in her carpit. Oh and everyone in SAUVES graet
gruop still thinks im a worhtless RETARD and they dont post back
unless they WONT to make fun of me ? STRANNGE? Oh and I bought some KY
JELLEY from my local GALAX FLEA MARKET so I can rub some on SAUVES
weeenie ?

Bless,Frwineds,STC,Allen Damron (NOW POSTEING AS BUDDDDDDEEYYYYYYYYYYY
on my boyfrwiends SAUVES graet gruop ?)