Re: [Guest] Gollin's daughter's vagina smells like week old gefilte fish

Randock@forums.militaryforums.com Dixie Randock

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Jun 20, 2005, 5:29:27 PM6/20/05

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Dear Dixie Randock,

What way the Steve Randock connected with Asad?
What way are you connected with Asad?
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Guest

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Jun 20, 2005, 5:29:27 PM6/20/05

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Informed sources report that Chlamydia Rose Loots-Gollin, the 16-year
old lesbian daughter of UIUC physics professor George Loots-Gollin, has
a vagina that smells like week old gefilte fish.

Female members of the UIUC Gay Straight Alliance have said that
although she is homely enough to be a lesbian, her poor grooming and
lack of personal hygiene have made her too disgusting even for the
deviant community.

Should these reports be confirmed, this level of repulsiveness makes
her eligible to post 20-30 times daily at degreeinfo.com, according to
moderator and chief enema administrator Chip White.

"She's only 16," said White, "so she still has plenty of time to
degenerate to the 30-plus daily post level. That she doesn't have a
college degree and doesn't know shit about distance learning makes her
as well-qualified as most of the authorities who post here."

MelanieJane L-G

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Jun 21, 2005, 12:24:49 AM6/21/05

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Don't worry Chip. Considering the source, I thought they might have
Ex-Lax or something in them. so there was no way I was going to eat
them.

I packed them in George's lunch box when he went to New York to meet
Bear and that old fart FBI guy.

mjl-g

Chip White

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Jun 21, 2005, 12:24:49 AM6/21/05

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Bad news Mrs. Gollin. Remember those chocolate vaginas your daughter
brought you for tea? There was a mixup at the factory. Somehow the
spigots at my enema clinic got crossed with the chocolate lines at the
candy factory. Damned illegal aliens I hire can't read fucking
English. Sorry for the confusion, but remember it all does end up in
the same place eventually.

Chip

Guest

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Jun 21, 2005, 5:59:06 AM6/21/05

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At the bottom of the NBOE site at
http://www.nationalboardedu.com/ it says "Last edited By Owner Abul K
Azad
June 18, 2005 Copyright © 2001 NBE. All rights reserved.
Revised: 06/18/05."

The subject in the mailto: link is "Contact Sir Dr. Azad Professor, and

Knight.To Open New Universities! Expert Extrordinaire!"

I think Dixie is going nuts.

Guest

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Jun 21, 2005, 5:59:06 AM6/21/05

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Dixie,
You have changed the ownership of NBOE from you to Dr Azad only in the
internet.

Will you give back all the money you have cheated by selling fake NBOE
approvals.

Lokesh

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Jun 22, 2005, 1:24:35 PM6/22/05

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Azad, are you making the post of this girl's smelly private parts? I
am receiving bundles of papers to say this is so. Surely you know this
is a crime.

Do you deny you have making this post? If you deny this is the truth,
post it here now. Or else I must take you to the jail.

Lokesh

Guest

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Jun 27, 2005, 10:05:45 PM6/27/05

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Guest

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Jun 27, 2005, 10:05:46 PM6/27/05

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Chlamydia

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Sep 3, 2005, 7:49:51 PM9/3/05

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My daddy bought me a big can of Janitor In A Drum and now my problem is
solved. All the other lesbians love me! Suck my dick fuck my ass!
Thanks daddy.

<3
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Guest

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Sep 16, 2005, 5:57:58 PM9/16/05

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--- quote ------------------------------------------------------------
No offense to Gollin, but he runs way beneath my radar. I have other
fish to fry.

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http://www.aimoo.com/forum/postview.cfm?id=609377&CategoryID=366456&Thr
eadID=2236687&tolast=yes#bottom

James, you are soooo droll.

Guest

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Sep 22, 2005, 8:22:36 AM9/22/05

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Sniff this, George:

fuck you and your college stress! i dont need that.
remember cordelias zen approach to life? i do! that was good shit.
guess what? it is making a comeback!

http://themagnetwomanprophecies.blogspot.com/

Nice.

Guest

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Sep 22, 2005, 10:56:14 AM9/22/05

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Is that you Dixie? How are things? How's Heidi?

Guest

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Sep 21, 2005, 5:13:30 AM9/21/05

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Hi Dixie!

Jar Binks@forums.militaryforums.com Jar Jar Binks

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Sep 21, 2005, 5:13:29 AM9/21/05

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Stink-o-whiff!

Guest

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Sep 26, 2005, 6:22:06 PM9/26/05

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Stinky pussy. Its fucking disgusting, and I dont know why. More on this
later.

Your average woman spends insane amounts of time making herself
attractive to the opposite sex. Makeup, clothes, tit-jobs, and high
heels that fuck up their backs turning walking into a circus act that
requires years of training are just some of the stupid things women
do...

Not to mention lip injections, nail salons, hair salons, and fucking
tanning bed salons. Theyll literally takes baths in mud or put
vegetables over their eyes. Maybe if they did both at the same time a
seed would drop out of a cucumber slice and grow in the mud. Might as
well grow your own.

Now, lets look further into the issue. Why do women go to all this
trouble? To attract men. Okay, why do they want to attract men? Love?
Marriage? The fact that fifty million years after their death their
bodies will still be intact? All wrong. You dont need tits that point
towards the sky or an ass you could break eggs on for love. Sugarcoat
it and bullshit as you like, but it all boils down to sex. Or scat, I
guess. Nevermind.

So heres the deal. Why would a woman spend a large portion of her life
molding her body so that its fuckable (this is basically whats going
on) and then have a stinky pussy? Did they forget that the pussy was
part of the whole sex thing?

I imagine chicks playing with themselves and then smelling their
fingers and saying, Oh, holy fucking dog-anus that smells like fucking
death itself -- OH MY GOD ITS DISGUSTING, SOMEBODY KILL ME PLEASE! LET
ME DIE! And then thinking, Oh, but guys like the smell of pussy so mine
is extra good! as they giggle or do some other stupid girl thing like
pee sitting down.

The only option I can think of to resolve the problem of stinky pussy
other than informing the public is retaliation. Guys could wrap rotten
meat around their dicks and soak their balls in three-day-old pigs
blood and then go search for a blowjob. Or maybe you could contact the
inventors of the police alcohol breathalyzer devices and have them
design a pussylyzer.

Maam, could you please step out of the bed please. I have reason to
believe youre unfit for any sort of sex, you stinky fucking thing of a
whore.

The shittiest possible sexually related situation I can imagine is
going down on a chick, taking that first lick and smell, and nearly
passing out. I guess youve got a few options here. One, you could pull
out your handy-dandy Pussy Snorkel™ and then go back to fucking town.

Two, you could pull your face away, pretend to have a stroke,
deliberately shit on her bed (make it look like an accident related to
the stroke) and then stumble out of the room mumbling Daddy loves me,
yes he does. Yes him does. Or, finally, you can just stay down there,
do your horrible, horrible job, and then fuck her.

Dicks cant smell. This is the greatest gift man was given; most guys
just dont realize it.

Ladies, the douche was invented for a reason. If I hear, The natural
process is better one more fucking time Im going to vomit. How can
chicks with silicone in their tits, collagen in their lips or paint on
their fucking face talk about Natural Processes with a straight face?

I bet you fucking MONEY that fags wipe their asses extra good.

Chicks should be no different with their cunts. Have a nice day, love
Fry.

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Guest

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Sep 27, 2005, 6:32:32 PM9/27/05

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Dear Dixie Madam,
You are too tricky. But I can understand your way of writing madam.

"Lie about".....Dixie Madam.....Have you forgotten???? How many times
had I advised you about all these problems in November 2004......but
you never heard. You never even bothored to get a real
accreditation......oh....Atleast now....I thought you should have
realised.....but still you try to threaten Dr. GG by criticizing about
his daughter.......Please think....if he (Dr.GG) talks about
H.K.Lorhan, will you bear and enjoy it????? Think over....Realise the
truth....Hadn't I advised in November 2004????