The bridge of the starship Enterprise was wracked by a
strange, wheezing, groaning sound. Despite the ship being at
warp, something was materialising in front of the captain's
chair. The security detail readied their phasers.
"Jim!" called the Doctor cheerily, as he exited the TARDIS,
"Good to see you again. That's a new uniform, isn't it?
Stylish, but maybe a bit ostentatious." It gradually dawned on
the Doctor that something was awry. Something more than the
peculiar gold lame vest his friend was wearing.
"Guards!" shouted Kirk, "Destroy this intruder in the name of
the Terran Empire!"
--
Dave
Official Absentee of EU Skiffeysoc
http://sesoc.eusa.ed.ac.uk/
"The only thing worse than being talked about
is having nothing to declare except my handbag."
-Oscar Wilde, according to Humphrey Lyttleton