The Doctor and Donna approached the massive building. Their way was
blocked by a large, blue-skinned soldier, his helmet designed to allow
his antennae to poke through.
"Zeg. Halt, who goes there? La."
"I'm the Doctor and this is Donna. We've come to warn you about an alien
invasion."
The guard's eyes narrowed. "Zeg. Very well, I will take you to the Queen.
La. Zeg. You'd better hope she believes you. La."
"Thanks. Donna, Zegla here is going to show us through the Hive."
The guard looked even more suspicious. "Zeg. Who told you my name? La."
"Um, lucky guess?"
--
Dave
"I thought Billie Piper was an oil rig."
-Sandi Toksvig, The News Quiz
*Groan* at the title :-)
: The guard looked even more suspicious. "Zeg. Who told you my name? La."
: "Um, lucky guess?"
Heh.
--
John Elliott
Thinks: This is what a nice clean life leads to. Hmm, why did I ever lead one?
-- Bluebottle, in the Goon Show