Written for the "Monkey" challange:
The Dalek lab was in utter chaos. The Doctor's four new companions had
comprehensively wrecked the place. In the centre of the room Davy, the young
Mancunian lad, had somehow climbed onto the Black Dalek's dome, and was
covering it's eyestalk as it spun in circles.
As the Doctor watched, the Dalek slipped on the foam that Mike and Mickey had
been spraying on the floor, and crashed into the main computer. Sparks flew
out. "WE ARE DE-FEA-TED," it croaked.
"In that case," said Peter cheerfully, "it's time for a song."
The Doctor shook his head. "Who *writes* this stuff?"
--
Dave
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Joe: What do you think *you* can do?
The Doctor: Resist them. Surprise them. Oh, and possibly perform a few show
tunes.
-Doctor Who: Scream of the Shalka
Very funny! Probably the best crossover yet. I wonder if anyone's
going to write one that's NOT a crossover. :)
I was originally going to write a non-crossover, describing Sabbath having
staff problems and leading to the hilarious punchline "Well, you pay
peanuts..."
Unfortunately Justin Blinkin' Richards got there first.