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Jaz
one. A thousand pardons for sending it to the newsgroup but bare with
me.
For those of you who haven't heard me go on about her, This is she I
nearly married but was given the options. Either marry her and give up
Booze or she would leave. No contest!!!! She made my life misery for 4
years (Or was it the other way around??). ;)
Anyway put on your beer goggles.
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Scott
'hmmmm do I want to be relentlessly nagged at for the rest of
my life or do I want this nice beer?' And kind of like,
'do I want to walk on hot coals or do I want this nice beer?'
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Jaz
Noreen <lomb...@cnj.digex.net> writes
>
>I'm confused Jaz. I think she's quite pretty.
>
>-Jim (who wonders why Jaz tossed that one back in)
>
Guess she was quite pretty but she sort of tossed me back in. (I'm man
enough to admit it) The reason being on the lines she thought I was a
drunk with an unbalanced mind and way too moody. Anyway there is plenty
more seas in the fish.
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Gonzo
Jaz <J...@vain.demon.co.uk> wrote:
>In article <4hhki9$p...@nnrp1.news.primenet.com>, Gonzo
>>This brings up the dilemna I'm faced with, and I'm sure there are
>>others out there like me. What I mean is, all the DB's out there that break
>>up with their girlfriends because they want you to stop drinking ARE dating
>>too much. I haven't had a girlfriend OR a date since the Fall of 1991 and I
>>would give up drinking should I find a female that appears to have the
>>slightest interest in me.
>
>Now hold on Gonzo!!. Now, please remember that I don't archive all the
>posts here, but I could have sworn about 7 months (or so) ago, you
>mention that you was seeing this woman who had a child. I forget the
>details but you saw her afew times...
>
Oh yeah, her. There was nothing ever between us romantic-wise. We
played pool a few times, the kid was a terror, and we had a horrible time each
of the five or so times we met up. Haven't talked to her for about a month.
I don't miss not talking to her, either.
>
>Cheer up Gonz!! If your that pissed off then change. Start going out
>more and meet new people. A little step at a time. I've recently started
>going out more now. This weekend You and Oso go down to a single's bar.
>From what someone at work was saying Single bars are ripe with older
>woman trying to pull younger men! See you down there!
>
>>
Naw, I'm not pissed off. Frustrated, yes, but not pissed. In the
part of the Phoenix area that I live, it's mostly a college town, and while
there are many pretty girls, they all drive jeeps and have the soroity girl
attitude. I really should move out of Arizona. People are way too caught up
on looks, and for a quasimodo like myself, I need to find a place where heart
is appreciated over the pretty boy face. I just can't compete with them here.
Gonzo DD of Tempe, AZ
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Ken Appell
} >> I'm sorry, but I think I need to side with Jim on this one. I also
} >>feel the she is quite pretty and not at all fat.
} >
} >Fuck that, she's beautiful!
}
} Hey, I missed this one. Will someone be so kind as to either re-post it or
} e-mail it to me in New York? I would be eternally grateful and will send/post
} a picture of a chick I did once, before she mentioned something to the effect
} of, "Are you hungover again? You know, I think you drink too mu..."
}
} I threw her ass out the front door before that sentence was finished; what a
} psycho!
}
} JOEL
}
} xxx...@bway.net
}
Definately a psycho. A chick tried saying that to me once and I let her
havew it. To this day, I still don't talk to my aunt.
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