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Peeing in the potted plants.
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Budweiser
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Down south, Bubba called his attorney and asked, 'Is It true theys suin them cigarette companies fer causin People to git cancer ?' 'Yes, Bubba, sure is true,' responded the lawyer. 'And now someone is suin them fast food restaurants Fer makin them fat an cloggin their arteries with all Them burgers... more »
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How Drunk
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How drunk do you have to de before you are drunk>>
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Ritalin is just like Cocaine
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...Hi Children can't get high (on cocaine, ritalin etc...) but they can get drunk. They go to a bar mitzvah for the older brother of a friend. The jews treat'em like men. The children come back all wise and cynical to 5th grade and spread the word. Then they are hanging around at the circle k wanting me to buy TJ Swan... more »
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Hymn against gooks of Red Lobster
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I know the following Good Hymn: So As The circle K is loaded with Icehouses. Amen When hymn was 15 in the 5th grade he was drafted to vietnam out of the 6th grade at age 18. Hymn runs point and plays truth or dare on the woods drinking mouthwash under 2 USA radar near a Red Lobster SAM site. Hymn says "your Information bottomless pit." "You can;t help me with... more »
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Apolitical people Part 2
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The girls that psycho-analyze me are "manic". That's a pretty good point to introduce yourself on, but things work out even better if you do not. They have ESP. She do not want to watch "Ben-Hur". She is watching me ... She is undercover...Why else would she be around? She catches me before the Hooter's girl comes by.... more »
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Part 1 - What about Apolitical people?
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I was there in back of Food Lion wanting to climb that ladder on the side of the building. Ladder had a lock on it. I couldn't get on the steps because of the mesh screen locked on there. Of course I got reported for hanging out there in back of Food Lion drinking Icehouse in the parking lot. I was Screened by a black undercover chick in a white van that aroused... more »
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zombie versus witch
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I am a cat stealing 5.5% alc IceHouse drinking ESP dealing pretty much unthinking... unfeeling and not blinking There's a Witch on the ceiling that doesn't do sinking [link]
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SWF 46 yr old teenage problem drinker
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A silent Amen happens. when the girls are exalted. drinkin' everywhere you shouldn't. playing basketball great high on sensimillia and Colt 45. This has been a pretty good 33 years since I met her. She mustn't find out where her cat's at. Thats not the lucky kept inside fact. That's the truth of the matter.... more »
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