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Miley Cyrus Wants Sex
Today 12:38 PM PDT by Peter Gicas
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This is just wrong on so many levels.
It seems Miley Cyrus is such a fan of Carrie, Samantha, Charlotte and
Miranda that the tween sensation tells the new issue of TV Guide: "I'd
love to do a younger, cleaner version of Sex and the City."
And call it what?! Virginity and the Elementary School? No Sex With
the Cyrus?
Yuck, even that sounds dirty…
While we kind of see where the Hannah Montana star may be going with
wanting to serve up a more kid-friendly adaptation of the coitus-laced
series, it is also a little unsettling that a 15-year-old is such an
unabashed fan of the original show in the first place.
Seriously, at that age, shouldn't programs like American Idol and even
relatively raunchy Gossip Girl and The Hills be more on her radar than
one that revolves around the bed-hopping exploits of four horny women?
Well, that's our two cents. Let us know what you all think...while we
go take a shower.
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Miley Cyrus Wants to Make 'Cleaner' Sex and the City
By Brian Orloff
Originally posted Tuesday July 15, 2008 02:30 PM EDT
Think she's a Carrie or a Samantha?
Miley Cyrus, who currently stars in the squeaky clean Hannah Montana,
says she images another kind of television show to add to her growing
resume.
"I'd love to do a younger, cleaner version of Sex and the City, the
star, 15, tells TV Guide. Adds Cyrus: "I like to think of myself as
the girl that no one can get, that no one can keep in their hand."
But don't expect too racy a concept.
Cyrus wears a purity ring like her friends the Jonas Brothers. "Even
at my age, a lot of girls are starting to fall," Cyrus says. "And I
think if [staying a virgin] is a commitment girls make, that's great."
Besides, Cyrus has seen her share of controversy this year following
her much discussed photo spread for Vanity Fair. Still, the singer
says she tries to keep a level head about everything.
"I want to be a positive role model, so we just try to keep [that
stuff] as much not talked about as possible," she says. "I don't dwell
on the negativity."
Up next for the young star: her film Hannah Montana and Miley Cyrus:
Best of Both Worlds Concert airs on the Disney channel on July 26.
Thought it was called "lipstick mafia".
Fucking liar. I see she AND those gigantic SELL OUTS the Jonas boys
are out shilling the Disney clean cut image. I hope a little bit of
their souls DIES every time they spew this raw sewage read off Disney
letterhead and committed to memory before they give interviews.
You know who else said this? Britney Spears. You know who else said
it? Jamie Lynn Spears. Different network, I know. It's so pathetically
phony they look like even _bigger_ jackasses saying it. No surprise
this came from blowing-liquid-sunshine-up-your-ass People magazine.
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> Besides, Cyrus has seen her share of controversy this year following
> her much discussed photo spread for Vanity Fair. Still, the singer
> says she tries to keep a level head about everything.
>
> "I want to be a positive role model, so we just try to keep [that
> stuff] as much not talked about as possible," she says. "I don't dwell
> on the negativity."
>
> Up next for the young star: her film Hannah Montana and Miley Cyrus:
> Best of Both Worlds Concert airs on the Disney channel on July 26.
Mr. Biggish: "Marnie, do girls think about kissing, too?"
Marnie: "Abso-freakin'-lutely!"
> Hmm... cleaner? Then all you'd have is "And The City". Perhaps they
> could call it "Sux And The City".
Or a Fundie Christian version:
Sects and the City.
And since we know Disney is a big diversity employer, the city will be
Salt Lake City in Utah.
I've got something to put in their hands...
Come on! The statement just begged for it! :)
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How long before she shaves her beaver? Oh. Wait. Too late.