This has alway's been a mystery to me though. When the Birds are
exchanging one-liners during the (Tiki Tiki Tiki Room song) what do
they say after "...my profile is out of this world. Yah, but the
trouble is it's not far enough out of this world. Isn't that
right....." What comes next? I can't quite understand them from the CD
I have.
Thanks much,
Brian
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Before you buy.
"Isn't that right heirschmidt? Ooh-hoo! I see, schmidt has no hair!" A
tribute to Wally Boag, the voice of Jose, and his blunt baldness. When
he performed at the Golden Horseshoe he made it a point to take off his
Toupe and scratch his skull.
--
Decco Tech
Children under the age of seven must be accompanied by an adult-
Parents are so easily frightened these days.
Decco Tech wrote:
> "Isn't that right heirschmidt? Ooh-hoo! I see, schmidt has no hair!" A
> tribute to Wally Boag, the voice of Jose, and his blunt baldness. When
> he performed at the Golden Horseshoe he made it a point to take off his
> Toupe and scratch his skull.
> --
As the resident Germanist :) ...
"Herr Schmidt" (Mr. Schmidt)
I love the in-jokes like that, pointing to another aspect of DL.
Thanks for the German lesson, Kevin. Learn something new every day!
>It sounds like Hellshmidst or somethink
>like that. Maybe a name?
I don't like German. Really I don't.
But as far as I know Herr is the German equivilent to Mister. So it would
be correct in saying "Herr Schmidt" (Schmidt being a name).
--
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Also, I'm looking for a photo of Pierre (the blue French parrot). I have
a large plush blue parrot that I'd like to make a name badge for, and I
need a head shot of Pierre for his photo ID. Yeah, it's silly, but hey.
Don't post it here, post it to alt.binaries.multimedia.disney, or email
me (remove the HATESPAM).
Anyway, here's the Enchanted Tiki Room script:
======================================
Maui: "My name is Maui. Natives call me the mighty one. I tamed the
playful sun and gave my people time. Now they set their clocks by mine,
for I am Tropic Standard Time."
Koro: "Aloha, <Hawaiian>. I am Koro, Midnight Dancer. Today my magic
feet no move, my head sore, but last night, all tiki gods have big time,
[zow?] luau. When drums begin to pound, my head full, biiig sound."
Tangaroa-Ru: "They call me Tangaroa-Ru, the East Wind."
Hina Kuluua: "And I am Hina, Goddess of Rain"
Tangaroa-Ru: "We often travel together, wind and rain, through tropic
lands across the seven seas!"
Hina Kuluua: "Come closer, so that you may see what magic there is in
fantasy."
Pele: "I am Pele, Goddess of Fire and Volcanoes. Some say I torment poor
Ngendei, the Earth Balancer, for when my violent temper rises, the Earth
trembles on its foundation!"
Ngendei: "Legends say I'm balancing the Earth, but sad to say I'm just
hanging on."
Pele: "I'm the one who's really sad, when I smile it comes out mad!"
Rongo: "<Hawaiian> Me Rongo, God of Agriculture. My land so good to me,
I got time for sport. I fly kite. Me number one kite flyer. Too bad I no
have key, then me, I find electricity."
Tangaroa: "I am Tangaroa, Father of all Gods and Godesses. Here in this
land of enchantment, I appear before you as a mighty tree. Stand Back!
Oh, mystic powers, hear my call, from my limbs let new life fall."
Narrator: "<Hawaiian> Ladies and Gentlemen. {(Cut:) A small reminder
before entering the Tiki Room. We ask you to refrain from smoking
inside, and please do not carry any food or drink into the Tiki Room.
And oh yes, no flash bulbs please. Our performers are tempermental and
easily upset. Thank you for your cooperation. And now, ladies and
gentlemen,} come with us to a world of joyous songs and wondrous
miracles: Walt Disney's Enchanted Tiki Room."
-----------------------
Jose: "Aaah, buenos dias, senorita. My siestas are getting are getting
chorter and chorter. Oh, look at all the people. Welcome to Walt
Disney's Enchanted Tiki Room. Hey, Michael, mi amigo! Pay attention,
it's showtime."
Michael: "So it is, and what darling people I have sittin' under me.
Pierre, you rascal you! Let's put on the show."
Pierre: "Mon ami, I am always ready, as you say, to put on ze show.
<whistle> Oh pardon, madame, that whistle was for my good friend Fritz."
Fritz: "Ach tu lieber! I almost fell out of my [upper?] perch. Glad to
see you all aboard... uh, ashore... or heeheehee! verever you are. Mein
goodness, you're all shtaring at us. We'd better shtart the show
rolling!"
Michael: "Wait! Wait! We forgot to wake up the glee club!"
Jose: "Ole, Ole, it's showtime!"
All: "In the Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Room, in the Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki
Tiki Room,"
Jose: "All the birds sing words"
Michael: "And the flowers croon"
All: "In the Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Room."
Jose: "Welcome to our tropical hideaway, you lucky people you! If we
weren't in the show starting right away, we'd be in the audience too."
All: "All together! In the Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Room, in the Tiki
Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Room"
Jose: "All the birds sing words"
Michael: "And the flowers croon"
All: "In the Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Room."
Michael: "I sing so beautiful, I should sing solo"
Jose: "Si, so low we can't hear you!"
Pierre: "My voice may not be so marvelous, but my profile is out of zis
world."
Fritz: "Ya vol, but the trouble is it's not far enough out of this
world. Isn't that right, Herr Schmidt? Oh ho, I see, Schmidt has no
hair!"
Jose: "Mi amigos, stop the clucking, you sound like a bunch of old hens.
There's a lot of birds waiting to go on. For instance..."
Michael: "The boys in the back are kam-i-kaze."
Jose: "Because of their claws?"
Michael: "No, because they're macaws! And our fine feathered friend is a
jolly toucan, and two can sound better than one toucan can."
Jose: "The Bird of Paradise is an elegant bird. It likes to be seen and
it loves to be heard. Most little birdies will fly away, but the Tiki
Room birds are here everyday."
All: "In the Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Room, in the Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki
Tiki Room"
Jose: "All the birds sing words"
Michael: "And the flowers croon"
All: "In the Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Room.
{(Cut:)
Michael: "Our show is delightful, we hope you'll agree. We hope that it
fills you with pleasure and glee. Because if we don't make you feel like
that, we're gonna wind up on the lady's hat."
All: "In the Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Room, in the Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki
Tiki Room"
Jose: "All the birds sing words"
Michael: "And the flowers croon"
All: "In the Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Room.}
Jose: "Our magnificent production is yet to come, so strum the guitar
and beat the drum. We've been a hit and we know you adore us, so come on
and join us in another chorus."
All: "In the Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Room, in the Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki
Tiki Room, all the birds sing words and the flowers croon, in the Tiki
Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Room."
Jose: "A little softer"
All: "In the Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Room, in the Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki
Tiki Room, all the birds sing words and the flowers croon, in the Tiki
Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Room."
Jose: "A little louder"
All: "In the Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Room, in the Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki
Tiki Room, all the birds sing words and the flowers croon, in the Tiki
Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Room."
Jose: "Let's give the little birdies a great big hand!"
Pierre: "Oui! Applause, applause!"
Fritz: "Ja! You down there! Mit both hands!"
Jose: "And now senors and senoritas, please place your eyes into the
center. Of the room, that is. We present the enchanted fountain."
Fritz: "Ach! Ja! And the wonderbar Birdmobile. Which has birds on it.
And it goes round and round. Und dat's why they call it a Birdmobile."
Michael: "Look, here comes the girls!"
Pierre: "Madames et monsieurs. Introducing the lovely ladies of [your
song?]. Just like the Follies Bergeres with all the feathers. There's
Collette! Allo, Collette. Suzette! Allo Mimi! Gigi! Fifi!"
Jose: "I wonder what happened to Rosita."
Birdmobile: "Let's all sing like the birdies sing,
Tweet, tweet tweet, tweet tweet.
Let's all sing like the birdies sing,
Sweet, sweet sweet, sweet.
Let's all warble like nightingales,
Give your throat a treat.
Take your time from the birds,
Now you all know the words,
Tweet, tweet tweet, tweet tweet."
Jose [as Bing Crosby]: "Let's all sing like the birdies sing, Buhbuhbuh,
buh buhbuhbuh buh buh"
Fritz [as Louis Armstrong]: "Let's all sing like the birdies sing, Tweet
tweet tweet, my, that bird sings sweetly"
Pierre [as Maurice Chevalier]: "Let's all warble like nightingales, ah
Mimi, c'est magnifique! Take your time from ze birds, now you all know
ze words, sing along with us!"
Jose: "Now we want you people down there, to sing along with us birds up
here. All together now. Let's all sing like the birdies sing."
All: "Let's all sing like the birdies sing"
Jose: "Tweet tweet tweet tweet tweet"
All: "Tweet, tweet tweet, tweet tweet."
Jose: "Let's all sing like the birdies sing"
All: "Let's all sing like the birdies sing"
Jose: "Sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet."
All: "Sweet, sweet sweet, sweet sweet."
Jose: "Let's all warble like nightingales"
All: "Let's all warble like nightingales"
Jose: "Give your throat a treat"
All: "Give your throat a treat"
Jose: "Take your time from the birds"
All: "Take your time from the birds, now you all know the words, Tweet,
tweet tweet, tweet tweet."
Jose: "Everybody whistle!"
Jose: "Applause applause, that was so good!"
Fritz: "Wonderbar, wonderbar! Give yourself a hand!"
Pierre: "Ah, zat was magnifique!"
Jose: "Si, no one laid an egg but me."
{(Cut:)
Fritz: "Ja ja, ja ja!"
Pierre: "Ecoutez! Ecoutez! [Elisez! Elisez! ?]"
Jose: "I think maybe it's music."
Fritz: "Ja, it is Offenbach!"
Michael: "You stay off of my Bach, and I'll stay off of your Bach!"
Jose: "Shh! Let's be quiet and listen."
<Offenbach>}
Michael: "And now, ladies and gentlemen, we have something really big
for you."
Fritz: "Ja, the birds schtand schtill, und the Tiki Room flies away!"
Pierre: "Mon ami, quit talking while I'm interrupting. Ladies and
gentlemen, now we present direct from the islands, a musical luau!"
<Hawaiian War Chant>
Fritz: "Ach, somebody has schtolen my thunder!"
Jose: "I think someone has left the chower running."
Michael: "Be careful, me fine friends. The gods have been angered by all
the celebratin'. But, me buckos, every cloud has a silver lining."
Pierre: "Monsieurs et madames, it's time to say adieu, but we hope you
will always remember the amazing things which happened here in Walt
Disney's Enchanted Tiki Room."
All: "The birdies had their fling."
All: "You’ve heard the flowers sing."
All: "Tikis play the drums."
All: "Hear them do the chant."
All: "Farewell and aloha to you!"
Jose: "Ole, ole! Applause! Let's give the birds a standing ovation!
Applause! Up, up down there! Applause! Everybody stand up on your feet!
Ole!"
Michael: "And now, as long as you're all standin'..."
Jose: "We have a wonderful magic trick for you."
Fritz: "Ja, a wonderbar trick. Everybody face the door, und the trick is
ve gonna make you all... disappear!"
All: "Heigh ho, heigh ho, it's out the door you go.
We hope you've all enjoyed the show, Heigh ho, heigh ho
Heigh ho heigh ho, heigh ho, keep marching in a row,
Don't stop to look or read a book, Heigh ho, heigh ho
Heigh ho heigh ho, heigh ho, just lift your feet and go,
We'll sing this song, you march along, Heigh ho, heigh ho
Heigh ho heigh ho, heigh ho, step lively, not so slow,
Come back again, we'll see you then, Heigh ho, heigh ho
Heigh ho heigh ho, heigh ho, make room for our next show,
There's folks outside, go take a ride, Heigh ho, heigh ho
Heigh ho heigh ho, heigh ho, it's out the door you go,
We hope you've all enjoyed the show, Heigh ho, heigh ho."
-------------
Jose: Wally Boag
Michael: Fulton Burley
Fritz, Tangaroa, Ngendei: Thurl Ravenscroft
Pierre: ?
Maui, Narrator: ?
Koro, Rongo: ?
Tangaroa-Ru, Hina Kuluua, Pele, Birdmobile: ?
"The Tiki Tiki Tiki Room"
Words and Music by Richard M. Sherman and Robert B. Sherman (1963)
"Let's All Sing Like the Birdies Sing"
Words and Music by Robert Hargreaves, Tolchard Evans, Henry B. Tisley,
Stanley J. Damerell (1932)
"Wahine me kunemana." (It means "ladies and gentlemen." Fab, please
correct my spelling if necessary.)
> I am Koro, Midnight Dancer. Today my magic
> feet no move, my head sore, but last night, all tiki gods have big time,
"sooome luau."
> Narrator: "
"Aloha, wahine me kunemana."
> Fritz: "Ach tu lieber! I almost fell out of my [upper?] perch.
"Upper" is right.
> Michael: "The boys in the back are ka-mi-kaze."
That's "called macaws."
Also, the Offenbach section comes after this song, not later on.
> Pierre: Ecoutez! Ecoutez! [Elizes? Elizes?]
"Listen! Listen!" He's echoing the line in English so we can understand
it.
> Collette! Allo, Collette. Suzette! Allo Mimi! Gigi! Fifi!"
"And the lovely Josephine."
> Jose: "I wonder what happened to Rosita."
"And now, our national anthem."
> <Hawaiian War Chant>
If you *really* want a phonetic transcription of the lyrics, I can do
this.
> Jose: Wally Boag
> Michael: Fulton Burley
> Fritz, Tangaroa, Ngendei: Thurl Ravenscroft
> Pierre: ?
I think this was also Wally Boag.
> Maui, Narrator: ?
I'd lay even odds the narrator was Jack Wagner. He was the one who did
all the other safety speils.
> Koro, Rongo: ?
> Tangaroa-Ru, Hina Kuluua, Pele, Birdmobile: ?
Pele was either Eleanor Audley or Verna Felton. Somebody? Anybody?
Masselin
That's what I thought at first, or maybe "comicals," but then I got the
Disney Theme Park Sing-Along cassette, and in the lyric book it says
it's "kamikaze." I'm having to assume that it's right, since Disney
printed it, and it's being mispronounced as "comic-caws," which does
sound halfway between "called macaws" and "comicals." <shrug> Still
doesn't make sense, though.
(And all the following is majorly cool...)
> "Wahine me kunemana." (It means "ladies and gentlemen." Fab, please
> correct my spelling if necessary.)
> "sooome luau."
> "Aloha, wahine me kunemana."
> "Upper" is right.
> Also, the Offenbach section comes after this song, not later on.
> "Listen! Listen!" He's echoing the line in English so we can understand
> it.
> "And the lovely Josephine."
> "And now, our national anthem."
> > <Hawaiian War Chant>
> If you *really* want a phonetic transcription of the lyrics, I can do
> this.
> > Pierre: ?
> I think this was also Wally Boag.
> I'd lay even odds the narrator was Jack Wagner. He was the one who did
> all the other safety speils.
> Pele was either Eleanor Audley or Verna Felton. Somebody? Anybody?
Thanks for the help. I know just enough French and German to make a stab
at what Pierre and Fritz are saying, but I wasn't going to even try the
Hawaiian lines, and since the only full recording I have was made after
the show was cut, I was only guessing as to where Offenbach used to fit.
I couldn't quite remember. I'll have to listen again to figure out why
those other lines completely got by me. Probably drowned out by noise. I
thought something was missing there.
>Also, the Offenbach section comes after this song, not later on.
>
The Offenbach section (now only heard on the original recording of the Tiki
Room, the Lp backed wtih the THURL Ravenscroft recording of 'The Adventurous
Jungle Cruise') was cut out a couple of years ago when the new sub-woofers and
sound system were installed into the Tiki Room.
The 'Bacarolle' was removed due to (as I was told at the time) it being too
slow and
establishing a point where interestwas lost in the show. The other reason was
to shorten the running time of the show to where they could offer four shows an
hour to guests (Patio Pre-show included) instead of three when BACAROLLE was
still in the presentation. Interesting that now they still only do Three shows
a day and open later/close earlier in daily operations.
Personal view only.
"Iter facere machina via vapers impulsa hoc singularis ad hoc praeterire
locum."
TDC Lady Vulcaniya, Ambassadress Of Discovery Bay and Keeper Of The Temporal
Lighthouse
Kiery McCannan
Bard # 138
Dave & Deanna <davendean...@earthlink.net> wrote:
<snip>
>...I looked for a complete script as a guide for putting together all
>the CD tracks, cassette tape recordings, MP3s and WAVs into the total
>show, and when I found that there weren't any good ones out there...
<snip>
Try here:
http://homepage.mac.com/ecaton/
You did pretty darn well! :-)
Huck
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-- Sam Goldwyn (1946)
I thought it was "noble".
don't assume.
The boys in the back are called macaws
Because of their claws?
No, because they're macaws!
Fab
Yes, Herr is Mr., Frau is Mrs. and Frau can also, in some cases, mean
Miss or Ms...I don't remember the correct word for Miss or Ms.
though...and I dont like looking in my german book when Im not at
school.
"Mr. Liver" wrote:
>
> Morbdthots <morbd...@cs.com> wrote:
>
> >It sounds like Hellshmidst or somethink
> >like that. Maybe a name?
>
> I don't like German. Really I don't.
>
> But as far as I know Herr is the German equivilent to Mister. So it would
> be correct in saying "Herr Schmidt" (Schmidt being a name).
>
> --
> -Herr Liver
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The Fabulous Disney Babe wrote:
>
> >It sounds like Hellshmidst or somethink like that. Maybe a name?
>
> Herr (Mister)
>
> Schmidt (Smith)
>
> Fab
>
> Dante's (and ONLY Dante's) Fabulous Disney Babe
> Part of the magic of the DIG: http://members.aol.com/alweho
> "The joys of meeting pay the pangs of absence, Else who could bear it?"
> ~Nicholas Rowe
--
I struggled with a slightly different version of the same line when typing up
the script for the WDW version of the show. It *still* doesn't make sense to
me, but it's a sort of Tiki god rap that goes (as far as I can tell from my
tape recording):
The boys in the back are on the cause
And that's because they are macaws
There's no question in the middle ("Because of their claws?"). It's possible
that they're saying "The boys in the back are called macaws and that's because
they are macaws," but what the hell does that mean? And what does it mean if
they're kamikaze? Are they swooping down on the audience trying to commit
suicide?
; )
If anyone can verify what is being said in the WDW version, I'd appreciate it.
Also, to the original poster, I have a photo of Pierre from WDW on my site.
Feel free to use it if you like it.
http://hometown.aol.com/DizIago/tikiscript.html
Ronnie
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In article <389559...@earthlink.net>, davendean...@earthlink.net
wrote:
> Jose: "Applause applause, that was so good!"
> Fritz: "Wonderbar, wonderbar! Give yourself a hand!"
There's a cut line that goes here:
Jose: "A little applause for the girls too."
The first time I saw the new edited show, I about fell over laughing when
that line turned up missing.
Dig you later.
Narkspud (who just double-checked this with his purple-label LP of the
soundtrack--jeez the sound quality on that thing was awful!)
In article <389559...@earthlink.net>, davendean...@earthlink.net
wrote:
> Jose: "A little louder"
> All: "In the Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Room, in the Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki
> Tiki Room, all the birds sing words and the flowers croon, in the Tiki
> Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Room."
Jose: "A-haaah! Applause! Applause! Si, that was crazy."
Pierre: "Mis a mis [sp], such wonderful singing calls for applause."
Jose: "Si, amigos, applause."
> Fritz: "Ja ja, ja ja!"
> Pierre: "Ecoutez! Ecoutez! Listen! Listen!"
> Jose: "I think maybe it's music."
> Fritz: "Ja, it is Offenbach!"
etc., then after Offenbach, the remaining audience members were jolted awake by:
> Jose: "Let's give the little birdies a great big hand!"
> Pierre: "Oui! Applause, applause!"
> Fritz: "Ja! You down there! Mit both hands!"
> Jose: "And now senors and senoritas, please place your eyes into the
> center. Of the room, that is. We present the enchanted fountain."
> Fritz: "Ach! Ja! And the wonderbar Birdmobile. Which has birds on it.
> And it goes round and round. Und dat's why they call it a Birdmobile."
> Michael: "Look, here comes the girls!"
> Pierre: "Madames et monsieurs. Introducing the lovely ladies of [your
> song?].
Don't know if this was ever corrected in the followup posts. It's "the
lovely ladies of the ensemble."
> Just like the Follies Bergeres with all the feathers. There's
> Collette! Allo, Collette. Suzette! Allo Mimi! Gigi! Fifi!"
> Jose: "I wonder what happened to Rosita."
I think the following line, leading into the vocal of "Birdies," got pruned
from the current version:
Jose: "And now our national anthem."
> Birdmobile: "Let's all sing like the birdies sing,
and so on.
> Jose: "Applause applause, that was so good!"
> Fritz: "Wonderbar, wonderbar! Give yourself a hand!"
Jose: "A little applause for the girls, too."
> Pierre: "Ah, zat was magnifique!"
> Jose: "Si, no one laid an egg but me."
straight to:
> Michael: "And now, ladies and gentlemen, we have something really big
> for you."
There are some lines said by the parrots during the storm, but I can't make
them out on the record except for "What's going on?" (Fritz, I think.)
BTW, some substantial remixing and rerecording was done to sections of the
show when they revised it, particularly in the tiki's war chant section,
which I believe is almost entirely a new recording.
I had the misfortune of seeing the original uncut show in Orlando shortly
before they closed it for the Great Rehab. The audio was horrendously out
of balance, with the atmospheric "chirping" speakers turned up to
eardrum-bursting levels, drowning out the whole rest of the show. Fritz
sounded like he was being smothered with a pillow, no doubt caused by a
head clog on some poor cranky multitrack tape machine in the bowels of the
park. Half the animatronics weren't working.
Thanks to the chirpers, we had to abandon ship about midway through
Offenbach (as did everybody else who was seated within firing range of one
of those awful speakers, IE the back two or three rows). I felt like a
traitor walking out on the Enchanted Tiki Room, one of my favorite
attractions since I was an itty bitty kid, but it was either that or have
the rest of the day spoiled with a pounding headache. Twas the lowest
point of our entire stay in the World, which for the most part was
wonderful. We went back the next day, chose our seats with great care
(middle of the room, right under Fritz), and survived the whole show.
In spite of the changes, I'm delighted with how the show sounds at
Disneyland. The sound reinforcement guys really did a good job.
Dig you later.
Narkspud (too much time on my hands)