MIND CONTROL GANG IN CLEVELAND--MORE INFO
Gerry Schneider
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> Someone watches WAY too much X-files!!!!!
Actually, this poor soul used to post about her problems quite regularly
on multiple n.g.'s. Obviously she's off her medication again, so we'll
have to put up with the posts for a while. No amount of pleading to get
help, poking fun or even outright insults seem to have any effect on
her. Oh well, when you empty the psych wards, this is going to happen.
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Gerry
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Reasonability
Madog Velkor
<not_...@sympatico.ca> jibbered semi-coherently:
>Reasonability wrote:
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>> Someone watches WAY too much X-files!!!!!
>
>Actually, this poor soul used to post about her problems quite regularly
>on multiple n.g.'s. Obviously she's off her medication again, so we'll
>have to put up with the posts for a while. No amount of pleading to get
>help, poking fun or even outright insults seem to have any effect on
>her. Oh well, when you empty the psych wards, this is going to happen.
>--
Hey, sounds like Tim Sutter! Maybe we could hook them up.
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Jaden
There is no Cleveland...
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*Suspicion Breeds Confidence*
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There is no enemy
anywhere
jak
CLEVELAND ROCKS!!!!!!!!
Madog Velkor
jibbered semi-coherently:
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>CLEVELAND ROCKS!!!!!!!!
>
>
Drew Carey?
zog...@home.com
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> CLEVELAND ROCKS!!!!!!!!
no, geology rocks!
Jaden
Phrenology swings
zog...@home.com
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> On Wed, 02 Jun 1999 14:59:54 GMT, zog...@home.com wrote:
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> > jak wrote:
> > >
> > > CLEVELAND ROCKS!!!!!!!!
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> > no, geology rocks!
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> Phrenology swings
>
Madog Velkor
jibbered semi-coherently:
>On Wed, 02 Jun 1999 14:59:54 GMT, zog...@home.com wrote:
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>> jak wrote:
>> >
>> > CLEVELAND ROCKS!!!!!!!!
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>> no, geology rocks!
>
>Phrenology swings
Yeah Baby! It puts the GRRRR in Swinger!
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Lord of Petty Annoyances
Ambrose Bierce Mexican Travel Agency Cabal
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rev. mayberry
Madog Velkor wrote in message <37546235...@news.giganews.com>...
>Hey, sounds like Tim Sutter! Maybe we could hook them up.
>
You crazy bastard! They might BREED!
zog...@home.com
All part of our fiendish plot!
Bua-ha-ha-ha.
Zog the etc...
rev. mayberry
zog...@home.com wrote in message <37588E61...@home.com>...
Ewww... say it ain't so, Zog, say it ain't so. Unless it's for marketing as
carnival freaks... see, despite SubGenii propaganda, Discordians can swindle
money too!
Rev. Mayberry
Fearing Troll Propagation
zog...@home.com
> >> >Hey, sounds like Tim Sutter! Maybe we could hook them up.
> >> >
> >> You crazy bastard! They might BREED!
> >
> >All part of our fiendish plot!
> >
> >Bua-ha-ha-ha.
>
> Ewww... say it ain't so, Zog, say it ain't so. Unless it's for marketing as
> carnival freaks... see, despite SubGenii propaganda, Discordians can swindle
> money too!
>
Actually the plan was to put them into government, where they are sure
to paralyze it with useless arguing and moronic descisions.
Then... we step in.
(oh wait, the first part's already happend.
Zog the etc...
rev. mayberry
zog...@home.com wrote in message <375A297C...@home.com>...
jail) and we could use some eristic vibes I tell ya. They've took all the
fun out of delivering democracy (in the form of carpet bombing, at least).
Madog Velkor
jibbered semi-coherently:
I heard the Airforce was the easiest branc of the service, even more
so than the coast guard.
zog...@home.com
> I wish we would step in, I happen to be in the USAF (it was either that or
> jail) and we could use some eristic vibes I tell ya. They've took all the
> fun out of delivering democracy (in the form of carpet bombing, at least).
Ahh, the greatest Rogue state in the world. you have no idea of the
vibes eminating from your country...
Remember Kids: You can make fun things out of red tape!!!
Zog the etc...
I Am Oblivion
And it's hard to get an Article 15 but if you do you're fucked. And you
unfortunately don't get a second chance at making it through tech
school, and if you don't more often than not you are shunted off to a
job that really sucks, much like I was. Can you imagine the
embarassment, working commissary with a Top Secret clearance? I think
though in retrospect that they were aware of the Cabbage Conspiracy and
they needed the Best of the Worst to aid in the Campaign Counter Cabbage
Conspracy. But you know Broccoli and Cauliflower, despite being
genetically derived from Cabbage, are actually Our Friends. The Proof?
They go better with Cheese than Cabbage. Have you ever had a head of
Cabbage smothered in Cheddar Sauce? If so, you are much braver than I.
Don't forget, June 18th is a Sacred Cheese Day, celebrating the Divinity
of Easy Cheese. Show your appreciation to our Broccoloid Bretheren.
"Sleep is no substitute for coffee."
Reverend Saint Pope Oblivion
Quick! Go Here:
http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Olympus/6346
"The perfection of the Universe is convincing evidence that no
intelligence was behind its creation."
Madog Velkor
Oblivion) chorttled merrily:
>I used to be in the AF.....BT was only 6 weeks long and easy as shit.
>And it's hard to get an Article 15 but if you do you're fucked. And you
>unfortunately don't get a second chance at making it through tech
>school, and if you don't more often than not you are shunted off to a
>job that really sucks, much like I was. Can you imagine the
>embarassment, working commissary with a Top Secret clearance? I think
>though in retrospect that they were aware of the Cabbage Conspiracy and
>they needed the Best of the Worst to aid in the Campaign Counter Cabbage
>Conspracy. But you know Broccoli and Cauliflower, despite being
>genetically derived from Cabbage, are actually Our Friends. The Proof?
>They go better with Cheese than Cabbage. Have you ever had a head of
>Cabbage smothered in Cheddar Sauce? If so, you are much braver than I.
You may be intrested to know, that besides attending college and what
not, I work part time as a produce clerk. One of my jobs is to de-butt
the cabbage before selling it. I have developed many theories as to
why this is done, the chief of which is that the butt is where the
mind control tentacles come from, and that we don't want our customers
being controlled by cabbages. As cabbages are ussually opposed to
cannibalism, I'm sure that a largely cabbage-controled humanity would
result in a drop in cabbage sales.
Madog Velkor
jibbered semi-coherently:
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>
>zog...@home.com wrote in message <37588E61...@home.com>...
>>rev. mayberry wrote:
>>>
>>> Madog Velkor wrote in message <37546235...@news.giganews.com>...
>>>
>>> >Hey, sounds like Tim Sutter! Maybe we could hook them up.
>>> >
>>> You crazy bastard! They might BREED!
>>
>>All part of our fiendish plot!
>>
>>Bua-ha-ha-ha.
>
>
>Ewww... say it ain't so, Zog, say it ain't so. Unless it's for marketing as
>carnival freaks... see, despite SubGenii propaganda, Discordians can swindle
>money too!
>
We were designing a home Antichrist kit, accually.
Ginohn
Madog Velkor wrote:
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> I heard the Airforce was the easiest branc of the service, even more
> so than the coast guard.
>
You have to be taller than five feet in the Coast Guard.
That way if your ship sinks you can just walk to shore.
St. Alicia Erisdaughter
jak wrote in message <7j35r6$1rl$1...@news.rscs.net>...
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>CLEVELAND ROCKS!!!!!!!!
>
>Toronto Rocks...ask Sleeter Kinney... They'll tell ya! :O)
St. Alicia Erisdaughter in Bondage
St. Alicia Erisdaughter
>> >> >
>> >> You crazy bastard! They might BREED!
>> >
>> >All part of our fiendish plot!
>> >
>> >Bua-ha-ha-ha.
>>
>> Ewww... say it ain't so, Zog, say it ain't so. Unless it's for marketing
as
>> carnival freaks... see, despite SubGenii propaganda, Discordians can
swindle
>> money too!
>>
>
>to paralyze it with useless arguing and moronic descisions.
>Then... we step in.
>
>(oh wait, the first part's already happend.
>
Yeah they are called Conservatives! Liberals! Green Party! Democrats,
Republicans
Devils, Saints, Strippers, Mothers, Fathers, Dogs and cats living together
MASS
HYSTERIA!!! CRIES ZOGGGGGGG!! I'M FRIGHTENED!!!!!!
Hides in his arms..
Madog Velkor
<myGo...@hailEris.com> chorttled merrily:
How did you get inside?
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Lord of Petty Annoyances
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Super! Thanks for asking.
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rev. mayberry
>St. Alicia Erisdaughter in Bondage
>
Does that make typing difficult? I know it does just on the receiving party,
much less the performing party. Just curious.
And no St. Dave, that's not an offer.
Rev. Mayberry
Puzzled
St.Alicia Erisdaughter
Madog Velkor wrote in message <3764412...@news.giganews.com>...
Master..well
We are gonna have ta kill ya!
Still wanna know?