Funny dating rules.
Madog Velkor
Dad's Rules
Rule One:
If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a
package, because you're sure not picking anything up.
Rule Two:
You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so
long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep
your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them.
Rule Three:
I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to
wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off
their
hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your
friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded
about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the
door
with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I
will
not object. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do no, in
fact come off during the course of you date with my daughter, I will
take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place
to
your waist.
Rule Four:
I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilizing
a
"Barrier method" of some kind can kill you. Let me
elaborate, when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill
you.
Rule Five:
It is usually understood that in order for us to get to know each
other,
we should talk about sports, politics, and other
issues of the day. Please do not do this. The only information I
require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my
daughter
safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this
subject is: "early."
Rule Six:
I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to
date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my
daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you
will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you.
If
you make her cry, I will make you cry.
Rule Seven:
As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear,
and
more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be
on
time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting
on
her makeup, a process than can take longer than painting the Golden
Gate
Bridge. Instead of just standing there, why don't you do something
useful, like changing the oil in my car?
Rule Eight:
The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter:
Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden
stool. Places where there is darkness. Places where there is dancing,
holding hands, or happiness. Places where the ambient temperature is
warm enough for my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff
T-shirts,
or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka -
zipped up to her throat. Movies with a strong romantic or sexual
theme
are to be avoided; movies which features chain saws are okay. Hockey
games are okay. Old folks homes are better.
Rule Nine:
Do not lie to me. I may appear to be a potbellied, balding,
middle-aged,
dimwitted has-been. But on issues relating to my
daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless god of your universe. If I
ask
you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me
the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a
shotgun,
a shovel, and five acres behind the house. Do not trifle with me.
Rule Ten:
Be afraid. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the
sound of your car in the driveway for a chopper coming in over a rice
paddy near Hanoi. When my Agent Orange starts acting up, the voices in
my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to
bring
my daughter home. As soon as you pull into the driveways you should
exit
the car with both hands in plain sight. Speak the perimeter password,
announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home
safely
and early, then return to your car - there is no need for you to come
inside. The camouflaged face at the window is mine.""
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Lord of Petty Annoyances
Space Lord,
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altered state?" -- Gurdjieff
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Hexar
NightMist wrote in message <38725c3b...@news.madbbs.com>...
>
>We got these in the e-mail a few months ago.
>My husband was so enamored of them he printed them out and taped them
>to the window on the front door. The sound of teenage girls screaming
>resounded through the house. In fact you probably mistook them for an
>air raid siren down there in Florida.
>
>NightMist
>
A friend in Tejas with 3 girls sent it to use... mine is only 2 now, but
it's never too early to lay down the law, is it?
Hexar
Master of Drunken Pipefitter Gung-fu
Discordian Illuminated Secret Cabal Organized for the Benefit of All Living
Lifeforms
(D.I.S.C.O.B.A.L.L.)
"Putting the Disco back into Discordianism"
"Just be glad you live in a state where piss doesn't freeze, buddy!"
Madog
Telarus
Name: Last:_________________First____________ M.I.:___ Age:_____
Date of Birth:_____________ Height:____ Weight:____ I.Q.:____ GPA:____
Social Security #_______ Driver's License #_______
Boy Scout rank:____________
Address:___________________________ County:_____________________
Religion:_______________ # of attendances in the last year______
Were you an Alter Boy?_____________
Do you have one MALE and one FEMALE parent?________
If NO, explain:_____________________________
Parent:Father's Name__________#of marriages____# of affairs_____
Mother's Name__________#of marriages____# of affairs_____
Address(es):_________________________________________________
________________________________________________________________
How fast can you run 40 yards?______ 2 miles?______
1. Do you own or drive a van?___ A truck with oversized tires?___
A waterbed?___ Do you have an earring?___ Nose ring?___
Belly button ring?___ Tattoo?___
( If YES to any of these questions, discontinue application and leave the
premises.)
2. In 50 words or less, describe what NO!!! means to you
In 50 words or less, what does LATE mean to you?
In 50 words or less, what does DON'T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER mean to you?
In 50 words or less, what does ABSTINENCE mean to you?
3. The one thing I hope this application does not ask me about
is________________
My greatest fear is________________________________
In the unfortunate event of my untimely death, I would
like___________________
(Relation:________________________) to be contacted.
4. Where would you least like to be shot?______________________
Which is the last bone you want broken?_____________________
5.Have you ever been fingerprinted?___
Had a DNA sample taken and recorded?___
6. What do you want to be IF you grow up?______________________
Do you want to get drafted? ______________________
What division?__________________
7. The place for a woman is____________________________________
8. What is my daughter's name__________________________________
9. When I first meet a girl, the one thing I notice about her first is
her___________
(Note: If the answer to the question begins with a B,T, or A discontinue
and leave the premises
- keeping head low and running in a serpentine fashion.)
10. Is there a history of insanity in your family?______________
11. Have you or any member of your family ever spent time in
jail?_______________________________________________________
12. Are your parents closer relatives to each other than first
cousins?____________________________________________________
________________________________________________________________
I SWEAR THAT ALL INFORMATION SUPPLIED ABOVE IS TRUE AND CORRECT
TO THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE UNDER PENALTY OF DEATH, DISMEMBERMENT, NATIVE
AMERICAN TORTURE, CRUCIFIXION, ELECTROCUTION, CHINESE WATER TORTURE, AND RED
HOT POKERS.
_________________________
signature (that means sign your name)
Thank you for your interest in my daughter.If your application is ejected,
you will be
notified by two gentlemen wearing white ties and carrying violin cases.
----------------------------------------------------------------------------
----
Parent's Use Only
Appearance (Looks Like) Status
Mel Gibson___________ Accepted:____________
David Letterman___________ Pending:_____________
Pee Wee Herman____________ Rejected:____________
NightMist
We got these in the e-mail a few months ago.
My husband was so enamored of them he printed them out and taped them
to the window on the front door. The sound of teenage girls screaming
resounded through the house. In fact you probably mistook them for an
air raid siren down there in Florida.
NightMist
Madog Velkor
chorttle merrily by potificating:
>
>We got these in the e-mail a few months ago.
>My husband was so enamored of them he printed them out and taped them
>to the window on the front door. The sound of teenage girls screaming
>resounded through the house. In fact you probably mistook them for an
>air raid siren down there in Florida.
>
I can imagine.
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Madog, Keeper of Bobo the Chimp
Lord of Petty Annoyances
Space Lord,
Ambrose Bierce Mexican Travel Agency Cabal
http://members.xoom.com/ABMTAC
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@nemi.com St. Alicia Erisdaughter
Telarus wrote in message <84uo59$rdm$1...@fir.prod.itd.earthlink.net>...
hard*
Goddess...you dont miss a beat do you?
That was great!!
St. Alicia Erisdaughter
>
zog...@home.com
Toronto? <EG>
Zog the etc...
NightMist wrote:
>
> We got these in the e-mail a few months ago.
> My husband was so enamored of them he printed them out and taped them
> to the window on the front door. The sound of teenage girls screaming
> resounded through the house. In fact you probably mistook them for an
> air raid siren down there in Florida.
>
> >-><-
> >Madog, Keeper of Bobo the Chimp
> >Lord of Petty Annoyances
> >Space Lord,
> >Ambrose Bierce Mexican Travel Agency Cabal
> >http://members.xoom.com/ABMTAC
> >http://www.eriswerks.org
> >-><-
Pope Aaron the twenty-third-and-a-quarter
>
> Dad's Rules
<snipped>
That's okay, but what if it's your son I'm dating? Do all the rules
still apply?
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Pope Aaron the 23rd-and-a-quarter: Keeper of the Mystic Melons,
polybrat, and Official Cute Little Frilly-Dressed Eighteen-Year-Old
of alt.discordia; beloved (and style consultant) of the Evil Sexy
Daughters of Eris Cabal - mami...@olemiss.edu - Hail Eris!
John Campbell
>
> Application To Date My Daughter
>
>
> Date of Birth:_10/12/74 (most recently)_ Height:_yes_ Weight:_depends on the local gravitation_ I.Q.:_166_ GPA:_1.8_
>
> Social Security #_23____ Driver's License #_T00NC35___
>
> Boy Scout rank:_Life_______
>
> Address:_209.42.211.142_________ County:__Orange______________
>
> Religion:_Agnostic Discordian_ # of attendances in the last year__all of them_
>
> Were you an Alter Boy?__Depends, what do you want altered?____
>
> Do you have one MALE and one FEMALE parent?__presumably__
>
> If NO, explain:_____________________________
>
> Parent:Father's Name__Dad______#of marriages__1_# of affairs__don't ask me...
>
> Mother's Name__Mom_____#of marriages__1_# of affairs__see above...
>
> Address(es):___Home______________________________________
>
> ________________________________________________________________
>
> How fast can you run 40 yards?__7.15__ 2 miles?_depends how far awway my car is parked__
>
> 1. Do you own or drive a van?_no_ A truck with oversized tires?_no_
>
> A waterbed?_no_ Do you have an earring?_no_ Nose ring?_no_
>
> Belly button ring?_no_ Tattoo?_no_
>
> ( If YES to any of these questions, discontinue application and leave the
> premises.)
>
> 2. In 50 words or less, describe what NO!!! means to you
> In 50 words or less, what does LATE mean to you?
> In 50 words or less, what does DON'T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER mean to you?
> In 50 words or less, what does ABSTINENCE mean to you?
> 3. The one thing I hope this application does not ask me about
>
> My greatest fear is___boredom_____________________
>
> In the unfortunate event of my untimely death, I would
> (Relation:__my next life_______________) to be contacted.
>
> 4. Where would you least like to be shot?__Newark,_NJ____
>
> Which is the last bone you want broken?__the_stirrups__________
>
> 5.Have you ever been fingerprinted?__yes, but the records were... uh... "lost"_
>
> Had a DNA sample taken and recorded?_see above_
>
> 6. What do you want to be IF you grow up?__taller________
>
> Do you want to get drafted? ___sure____________
>
> What division?__LDD____________
>
> 7. The place for a woman is___in a hot tub____________________
>
> 8. What is my daughter's name___How should I know? We haven't been introduced.__
>
> 9. When I first meet a girl, the one thing I notice about her first is
> (Note: If the answer to the question begins with a B,T, or A discontinue
> and leave the premises
> - keeping head low and running in a serpentine fashion.)
>
>
> 11. Have you or any member of your family ever spent time in
>
> 12. Are your parents closer relatives to each other than first
>
> ________________________________________________________________
>
> I SWEAR THAT ALL INFORMATION SUPPLIED ABOVE IS TRUE AND CORRECT
> TO THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE UNDER PENALTY OF DEATH, DISMEMBERMENT, NATIVE
> AMERICAN TORTURE, CRUCIFIXION, ELECTROCUTION, CHINESE WATER TORTURE, AND RED
> HOT POKERS.
>
> _________________________
> signature (that means sign your name)
> Thank you for your interest in my daughter.If your application is ejected,
> you will be
> notified by two gentlemen wearing white ties and carrying violin cases.
>
Oh, so *that's* where Vinnie the Fish and Al the Spoon got off to...
> ----------------------------------------------------------------------------
Madog Velkor
twenty-third-and-a-quarter <mami...@olemiss.edu> made me chorttle
merrily by potificating:
>Madog Velkor wrote:
>>
>> Dad's Rules
>
><snipped>
>
>That's okay, but what if it's your son I'm dating? Do all the rules
>still apply?
>
Depends on which of you is more masculine.
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Lord of Petty Annoyances
Space Lord,
Ambrose Bierce Mexican Travel Agency Cabal
http://members.xoom.com/ABMTAC
http://www.eriswerks.org
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@nemi.com St. Alicia Erisdaughter
zog...@home.com wrote in message <3872FEE6...@home.com>...
>Is this going to complicate you bringing your daughter with you to
>Toronto? <EG>
No...No..She's gonna take the pictures Silly....*smooch*
zog...@home.com
>
> zog...@home.com wrote in message <3872FEE6...@home.com>...
> >Is this going to complicate you bringing your daughter with you to
> >Toronto? <EG>
>
> No...No..She's gonna take the pictures Silly....*smooch*
Oh, good that then.
NightMist
>Is this going to complicate you bringing your daughter with you to
>Toronto? <EG>
>
>Zog the etc...
Hmmm...
I don't know.
Were you planning on picking her up and bringing her home?
As for the rest, I should think they are only applicable if you meet
her Dad. Are you desirous of doing so? *attempt at an innocent look*
NightMist
zog...@home.com
>
> On Wed, 05 Jan 2000 08:15:47 GMT, zog...@home.com wrote:
>
> >Is this going to complicate you bringing your daughter with you to
> >Toronto? <EG>
> >
> >Zog the etc...
>
> Hmmm...
> I don't know.
> Were you planning on picking her up and bringing her home?
Nah, I was figuring you'd bring her along to entertain me while you and
Mme.ErisDaughter were having your fun.
> As for the rest, I should think they are only applicable if you meet
> her Dad. Are you desirous of doing so? *attempt at an innocent look*
>
Not unless he's cute...
Zog the etc...
NightMist
wrote:
>Application To Date My Daughter
>
>
>Name: Last:_________________First____________ M.I.:___ Age:_____
>
>Date of Birth:_____________ Height:____ Weight:____ I.Q.:____ GPA:____
>
>Social Security #_______ Driver's License #_______
>
>Boy Scout rank:____________
>
>Address:___________________________ County:_____________________
>
>Religion:_______________ # of attendances in the last year______
>
>Were you an Alter Boy?_____________
>
>Do you have one MALE and one FEMALE parent?________
>
>If NO, explain:_____________________________
>
>Parent:Father's Name__________#of marriages____# of affairs_____
>
> Mother's Name__________#of marriages____# of affairs_____
>
> Address(es):_________________________________________________
>
>________________________________________________________________
>
>How fast can you run 40 yards?______ 2 miles?______
>
>1. Do you own or drive a van?___ A truck with oversized tires?___
>
>A waterbed?___ Do you have an earring?___ Nose ring?___
>
>Belly button ring?___ Tattoo?___
>
>( If YES to any of these questions, discontinue application and leave the
>premises.)
>
>2. In 50 words or less, describe what NO!!! means to you
>
>In 50 words or less, what does LATE mean to you?
>
>In 50 words or less, what does DON'T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER mean to you?
>
>In 50 words or less, what does ABSTINENCE mean to you?
>
>3. The one thing I hope this application does not ask me about
>is________________
>
>My greatest fear is________________________________
>
>In the unfortunate event of my untimely death, I would
>like___________________
>(Relation:________________________) to be contacted.
>
>4. Where would you least like to be shot?______________________
>
>Which is the last bone you want broken?_____________________
>
>5.Have you ever been fingerprinted?___
>
>Had a DNA sample taken and recorded?___
>
>6. What do you want to be IF you grow up?______________________
>
>Do you want to get drafted? ______________________
>
>What division?__________________
>
>7. The place for a woman is____________________________________
>
>8. What is my daughter's name__________________________________
>
>9. When I first meet a girl, the one thing I notice about her first is
>her___________
> (Note: If the answer to the question begins with a B,T, or A discontinue
>and leave the premises
>- keeping head low and running in a serpentine fashion.)
>
>10. Is there a history of insanity in your family?______________
>
>11. Have you or any member of your family ever spent time in
> jail?_______________________________________________________
>
>12. Are your parents closer relatives to each other than first
> cousins?____________________________________________________
>
>________________________________________________________________
>
>I SWEAR THAT ALL INFORMATION SUPPLIED ABOVE IS TRUE AND CORRECT
>TO THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE UNDER PENALTY OF DEATH, DISMEMBERMENT, NATIVE
>AMERICAN TORTURE, CRUCIFIXION, ELECTROCUTION, CHINESE WATER TORTURE, AND RED
>HOT POKERS.
>
>_________________________
>signature (that means sign your name)
>Thank you for your interest in my daughter.If your application is ejected,
>you will be
>notified by two gentlemen wearing white ties and carrying violin cases.
>
>----------------------------------------------------------------------------
>----
>
> Parent's Use Only
>
>Appearance (Looks Like) Status
>Mel Gibson___________ Accepted:____________
>David Letterman___________ Pending:_____________
>Pee Wee Herman____________ Rejected:____________
>
>
>
>
>
>
Funny how my husband who doesn't often read over my shoulder did so
with this.
It has already been printed out and is waiting to go to the copy shop.
Zog, you know who to thank.
NightMist
NightMist
>NightMist wrote:
>>
>> On Wed, 05 Jan 2000 08:15:47 GMT, zog...@home.com wrote:
>>
>> >Is this going to complicate you bringing your daughter with you to
>> >Toronto? <EG>
>> >
>> >Zog the etc...
>>
>> Hmmm...
>> I don't know.
>> Were you planning on picking her up and bringing her home?
>
>Nah, I was figuring you'd bring her along to entertain me while you and
>Mme.ErisDaughter were having your fun.
In that case most of the rules don't apply.
>
>> As for the rest, I should think they are only applicable if you meet
>> her Dad. Are you desirous of doing so? *attempt at an innocent look*
>>
>Not unless he's cute...
>
>Zog the etc...
Oh he's very cute. But he's so het that most gay/bi guys just look
and sigh. He might go clubbing though, if you want a chick magnet
that will hand them over to you. He has sworn off any more new women,
says two in the house are plenty.
Hmmm.....you might want to talk to Madog about setting up this Trivial
Pursuit deathmatch at St Alicia's house. That would prolly get us
there faster.
NightMist
Madog Velkor
chorttle merrily by potificating:
>On Wed, 05 Jan 2000 23:34:03 GMT, zog...@home.com wrote:
>
>>NightMist wrote:
>>>
>>> On Wed, 05 Jan 2000 08:15:47 GMT, zog...@home.com wrote:
>>>
>>> >Is this going to complicate you bringing your daughter with you to
>>> >Toronto? <EG>
>>> >
>>> >Zog the etc...
>>>
>>> Hmmm...
>>> I don't know.
>>> Were you planning on picking her up and bringing her home?
>>
>>Nah, I was figuring you'd bring her along to entertain me while you and
>>Mme.ErisDaughter were having your fun.
>
>In that case most of the rules don't apply.
>>
>>> As for the rest, I should think they are only applicable if you meet
>>> her Dad. Are you desirous of doing so? *attempt at an innocent look*
>>>
>>Not unless he's cute...
>>
>>Zog the etc...
>
>Oh he's very cute. But he's so het that most gay/bi guys just look
>and sigh. He might go clubbing though, if you want a chick magnet
>that will hand them over to you. He has sworn off any more new women,
>says two in the house are plenty.
>
>Hmmm.....you might want to talk to Madog about setting up this Trivial
>Pursuit deathmatch at St Alicia's house. That would prolly get us
>there faster.
>
But New York is so far away......... We should all go to Mardi Gras
instead.
-><-
Madog, Keeper of Bobo the Chimp
Lord of Petty Annoyances
Space Lord,
Ambrose Bierce Mexican Travel Agency Cabal
http://members.xoom.com/ABMTAC
http://www.eriswerks.org
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@nemi.com St. Alicia Erisdaughter
Madog Velkor wrote in message <3876027...@news.mpinet.net>...
>On Fri, 07 Jan 2000 07:05:54 GMT, n...@madbbs.com (NightMist) made me
>chorttle merrily by potificating:
>
>>
>>>NightMist wrote:
>>>>
>>>> On Wed, 05 Jan 2000 08:15:47 GMT, zog...@home.com wrote:
>>>>
>>>> >Is this going to complicate you bringing your daughter with you to
>>>> >Toronto? <EG>
>>>> >
>>>> >Zog the etc...
>>>>
>>>> Hmmm...
>>>> I don't know.
>>>> Were you planning on picking her up and bringing her home?
>>>
>>>Nah, I was figuring you'd bring her along to entertain me while you and
>>>Mme.ErisDaughter were having your fun.
>>
>>In that case most of the rules don't apply.
>>>
>>>> As for the rest, I should think they are only applicable if you meet
>>>> her Dad. Are you desirous of doing so? *attempt at an innocent look*
>>>>
>>>Not unless he's cute...
>>>
>>>Zog the etc...
>>
>>Oh he's very cute. But he's so het that most gay/bi guys just look
>>and sigh. He might go clubbing though, if you want a chick magnet
>>that will hand them over to you. He has sworn off any more new women,
>>says two in the house are plenty.
>>
>>Hmmm.....you might want to talk to Madog about setting up this Trivial
>>Pursuit deathmatch at St Alicia's house. That would prolly get us
>>there faster.
>>
>
>instead.
>
Sheesh...
St. Alicia Erisdaughter
Madog Velkor
@nemi.com> made me chorttle merrily by potificating:
>
>Madog Velkor wrote in message <3876027...@news.mpinet.net>...
>>On Fri, 07 Jan 2000 07:05:54 GMT, n...@madbbs.com (NightMist) made me
>>chorttle merrily by potificating:
>>
>>>On Wed, 05 Jan 2000 23:34:03 GMT, zog...@home.com wrote:
>>>
>>>>NightMist wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> On Wed, 05 Jan 2000 08:15:47 GMT, zog...@home.com wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> >Is this going to complicate you bringing your daughter with you to
>>>>> >Toronto? <EG>
>>>>> >
>>>>> >Zog the etc...
>>>>>
>>>>> Hmmm...
>>>>> I don't know.
>>>>> Were you planning on picking her up and bringing her home?
>>>>
>>>>Nah, I was figuring you'd bring her along to entertain me while you and
>>>>Mme.ErisDaughter were having your fun.
>>>
>>>In that case most of the rules don't apply.
>>>>
>>>>> As for the rest, I should think they are only applicable if you meet
>>>>> her Dad. Are you desirous of doing so? *attempt at an innocent look*
>>>>>
>>>>Not unless he's cute...
>>>>
>>>>Zog the etc...
>>>
>>>Oh he's very cute. But he's so het that most gay/bi guys just look
>>>and sigh. He might go clubbing though, if you want a chick magnet
>>>that will hand them over to you. He has sworn off any more new women,
>>>says two in the house are plenty.
>>>
>>>Hmmm.....you might want to talk to Madog about setting up this Trivial
>>>Pursuit deathmatch at St Alicia's house. That would prolly get us
>>>there faster.
>>>
>>
>>But New York is so far away......... We should all go to Mardi Gras
>>instead.
>>
>NewYork??? I dont live in NewYork??????
>Sheesh...
>
Canda/New York........... Down here they're all Northerners.
But seriously, Canada is my favorite state in the whole of the US.
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Madog, Keeper of Bobo the Chimp
Lord of Petty Annoyances
Space Lord,
Ambrose Bierce Mexican Travel Agency Cabal
http://members.xoom.com/ABMTAC
http://www.eriswerks.org
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@nemi.com St. Alicia Erisdaughter
Madog Velkor wrote in message <38765620...@news.mpinet.net>...
>On Fri, 7 Jan 2000 15:13:08 -0500, "St. Alicia Erisdaughter" <Virbius
>@nemi.com> made me chorttle merrily by potificating:
>
>>
>>Madog Velkor wrote in message <3876027...@news.mpinet.net>...
>>>On Fri, 07 Jan 2000 07:05:54 GMT, n...@madbbs.com (NightMist) made me
>>>chorttle merrily by potificating:
>>>
>>>>
>>>>>NightMist wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> On Wed, 05 Jan 2000 08:15:47 GMT, zog...@home.com wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> >Is this going to complicate you bringing your daughter with you to
>>>>>> >Toronto? <EG>
>>>>>> >
>>>>>> >Zog the etc...
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Hmmm...
>>>>>> I don't know.
>>>>>> Were you planning on picking her up and bringing her home?
>>>>>
>>>>>Nah, I was figuring you'd bring her along to entertain me while you and
>>>>>Mme.ErisDaughter were having your fun.
>>>>
>>>>In that case most of the rules don't apply.
>>>>>
>>>>>> As for the rest, I should think they are only applicable if you meet
>>>>>> her Dad. Are you desirous of doing so? *attempt at an innocent
look*
>>>>>>
>>>>>Not unless he's cute...
>>>>>
>>>>>Zog the etc...
>>>>
>>>>Oh he's very cute. But he's so het that most gay/bi guys just look
>>>>and sigh. He might go clubbing though, if you want a chick magnet
>>>>that will hand them over to you. He has sworn off any more new women,
>>>>says two in the house are plenty.
>>>>
>>>>Hmmm.....you might want to talk to Madog about setting up this Trivial
>>>>Pursuit deathmatch at St Alicia's house. That would prolly get us
>>>>there faster.
>>>>
>>>
>>>instead.
>>>
>>NewYork??? I dont live in NewYork??????
>>Sheesh...
>>
>
>Canda/New York........... Down here they're all Northerners.
>But seriously, Canada is my favorite state in the whole of the US.
>
Hockey games..I would stand for the American anthem..could sing it word for
word..but not my own.
He always called me lil Yank..
St. Alicia Erisdaughter
picking a figth with the handsome Magod
Madog Velkor
@nemi.com> made me chorttle merrily by potificating:
>
>Madog Velkor wrote in message <38765620...@news.mpinet.net>...
>>On Fri, 7 Jan 2000 15:13:08 -0500, "St. Alicia Erisdaughter" <Virbius
>>@nemi.com> made me chorttle merrily by potificating:
>>
>>>
>>>Madog Velkor wrote in message <3876027...@news.mpinet.net>...
>>>>On Fri, 07 Jan 2000 07:05:54 GMT, n...@madbbs.com (NightMist) made me
>>>>chorttle merrily by potificating:
>>>>
>>>>>On Wed, 05 Jan 2000 23:34:03 GMT, zog...@home.com wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>NightMist wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> On Wed, 05 Jan 2000 08:15:47 GMT, zog...@home.com wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> >Is this going to complicate you bringing your daughter with you to
>>>>>>> >Toronto? <EG>
>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>> >Zog the etc...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Hmmm...
>>>>>>> I don't know.
>>>>>>> Were you planning on picking her up and bringing her home?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Nah, I was figuring you'd bring her along to entertain me while you and
>>>>>>Mme.ErisDaughter were having your fun.
>>>>>
>>>>>In that case most of the rules don't apply.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> As for the rest, I should think they are only applicable if you meet
>>>>>>> her Dad. Are you desirous of doing so? *attempt at an innocent
>look*
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>Not unless he's cute...
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Zog the etc...
>>>>>
>>>>>Oh he's very cute. But he's so het that most gay/bi guys just look
>>>>>and sigh. He might go clubbing though, if you want a chick magnet
>>>>>that will hand them over to you. He has sworn off any more new women,
>>>>>says two in the house are plenty.
>>>>>
>>>>>Hmmm.....you might want to talk to Madog about setting up this Trivial
>>>>>Pursuit deathmatch at St Alicia's house. That would prolly get us
>>>>>there faster.
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>>But New York is so far away......... We should all go to Mardi Gras
>>>>instead.
>>>>
>>>NewYork??? I dont live in NewYork??????
>>>Sheesh...
>>>
>>
>>Canda/New York........... Down here they're all Northerners.
>>But seriously, Canada is my favorite state in the whole of the US.
>>
>Laughs..you know..when my father and I would go to Canadian Vs. American
>Hockey games..I would stand for the American anthem..could sing it word for
>word..but not my own.
>He always called me lil Yank..
>
So what, exactly, do you like yanked the most?
-><-
Madog, Keeper of Bobo the Chimp
Lord of Petty Annoyances
Space Lord,
Ambrose Bierce Mexican Travel Agency Cabal
http://members.xoom.com/ABMTAC
http://www.eriswerks.org
-><-
Hexar
Madog Velkor wrote in message <3876027...@news.mpinet.net>...
>On Fri, 07 Jan 2000 07:05:54 GMT, n...@madbbs.com (NightMist) made me
>chorttle merrily by potificating:
>
>>
>>>NightMist wrote:
>>>>
>>>> On Wed, 05 Jan 2000 08:15:47 GMT, zog...@home.com wrote:
>>>>
>>>> >Is this going to complicate you bringing your daughter with you to
>>>> >Toronto? <EG>
>>>> >
>>>> >Zog the etc...
>>>>
>>>> Hmmm...
>>>> I don't know.
>>>> Were you planning on picking her up and bringing her home?
>>>
>>>Nah, I was figuring you'd bring her along to entertain me while you and
>>>Mme.ErisDaughter were having your fun.
>>
>>In that case most of the rules don't apply.
>>>
>>>> As for the rest, I should think they are only applicable if you meet
>>>> her Dad. Are you desirous of doing so? *attempt at an innocent look*
>>>>
>>>Not unless he's cute...
>>>
>>>Zog the etc...
>>
>>Oh he's very cute. But he's so het that most gay/bi guys just look
>>and sigh. He might go clubbing though, if you want a chick magnet
>>that will hand them over to you. He has sworn off any more new women,
>>says two in the house are plenty.
>>
>>Hmmm.....you might want to talk to Madog about setting up this Trivial
>>Pursuit deathmatch at St Alicia's house. That would prolly get us
>>there faster.
>>
>
>instead.
>
Hexar
Head Cook and Bottle Washer
Discordian Illuminated Secret Cabal Organized for the Benefit of All Living
Lifeforms
(D.I.S.C.O.B.A.L.L.)
"Putting the Disco back into Discordianism"
This week's lunch special: MD 20/20 and a cookie. $2.50
@nemi.com St. Alicia Erisdaughter
Madog Velkor wrote in message <387667d...@news.mpinet.net>...
>On Fri, 7 Jan 2000 16:28:48 -0500, "St. Alicia Erisdaughter" <Virbius
>@nemi.com> made me chorttle merrily by potificating:
>
>>
>>Madog Velkor wrote in message <38765620...@news.mpinet.net>...
>>>On Fri, 7 Jan 2000 15:13:08 -0500, "St. Alicia Erisdaughter" <Virbius
>>>
>>>>
>>>>Madog Velkor wrote in message <3876027...@news.mpinet.net>...
>>>>>On Fri, 07 Jan 2000 07:05:54 GMT, n...@madbbs.com (NightMist) made me
>>>>>chorttle merrily by potificating:
>>>>>
>>>>>instead.
>>>>>
>>>>Sheesh...
>>>>
>>>
>>>Canda/New York........... Down here they're all Northerners.
>>>But seriously, Canada is my favorite state in the whole of the US.
>>>
>>Laughs..you know..when my father and I would go to Canadian Vs. American
>>Hockey games..I would stand for the American anthem..could sing it word
for
>>word..but not my own.
>>He always called me lil Yank..
>>
>So what, exactly, do you like yanked the most?
Thats the other thing about the U.S.A I love..I can pleed the fifth!
St. Leash
yank and find out
@nemi.com St. Alicia Erisdaughter
Hexar wrote in message <855qv7$vci$1...@news.datasync.com>...
>
>Madog Velkor wrote in message <3876027...@news.mpinet.net>...
>>On Fri, 07 Jan 2000 07:05:54 GMT, n...@madbbs.com (NightMist) made me
>>chorttle merrily by potificating:
>>
>>>
>>>>NightMist wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> On Wed, 05 Jan 2000 08:15:47 GMT, zog...@home.com wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> >Is this going to complicate you bringing your daughter with you to
>>>>> >Toronto? <EG>
>>>>> >
>>>>> >Zog the etc...
>>>>>
>>>>> Hmmm...
>>>>> I don't know.
>>>>> Were you planning on picking her up and bringing her home?
>>>>
>>>>Nah, I was figuring you'd bring her along to entertain me while you and
>>>>Mme.ErisDaughter were having your fun.
>>>
>>>In that case most of the rules don't apply.
>>>>
>>>>> As for the rest, I should think they are only applicable if you meet
>>>>> her Dad. Are you desirous of doing so? *attempt at an innocent look*
>>>>>
>>>>Not unless he's cute...
>>>>
>>>>Zog the etc...
>>>
>>>Oh he's very cute. But he's so het that most gay/bi guys just look
>>>and sigh. He might go clubbing though, if you want a chick magnet
>>>that will hand them over to you. He has sworn off any more new women,
>>>says two in the house are plenty.
>>>
>>>Hmmm.....you might want to talk to Madog about setting up this Trivial
>>>Pursuit deathmatch at St Alicia's house. That would prolly get us
>>>there faster.
>>>
>>
>>instead.
>>
>
NightMist
Velkor) wrote:
>On Fri, 07 Jan 2000 07:05:54 GMT, n...@madbbs.com (NightMist) made me
>chorttle merrily by potificating:
>
>>On Wed, 05 Jan 2000 23:34:03 GMT, zog...@home.com wrote:
>>
>>>NightMist wrote:
>>>>
>>>> On Wed, 05 Jan 2000 08:15:47 GMT, zog...@home.com wrote:
>>>>
>>>> >Is this going to complicate you bringing your daughter with you to
>>>> >Toronto? <EG>
>>>> >
>>>> >Zog the etc...
>>>>
>>>> Hmmm...
>>>> I don't know.
>>>> Were you planning on picking her up and bringing her home?
>>>
>>>Nah, I was figuring you'd bring her along to entertain me while you and
>>>Mme.ErisDaughter were having your fun.
>>
>>In that case most of the rules don't apply.
>>>
>>>> As for the rest, I should think they are only applicable if you meet
>>>> her Dad. Are you desirous of doing so? *attempt at an innocent look*
>>>>
>>>Not unless he's cute...
>>>
>>>Zog the etc...
>>
>>Oh he's very cute. But he's so het that most gay/bi guys just look
>>and sigh. He might go clubbing though, if you want a chick magnet
>>that will hand them over to you. He has sworn off any more new women,
>>says two in the house are plenty.
>>
>>Hmmm.....you might want to talk to Madog about setting up this Trivial
>>Pursuit deathmatch at St Alicia's house. That would prolly get us
>>there faster.
>>
>
>But New York is so far away......... We should all go to Mardi Gras
>instead.
>
>-><-
>Madog
St Alicia does not live in New York.
NightMist
who would very much like to go to Mardi Gras.
But it is so far away........
Hexar
St. Alicia Erisdaughter > wrote in message ...
>
>Hexar wrote in message <855qv7$vci$1...@news.datasync.com>...
>>
>>Madog Velkor wrote in message <3876027...@news.mpinet.net>...
>>>chorttle merrily by potificating:
>>>
>>>>
>>>>>NightMist wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> On Wed, 05 Jan 2000 08:15:47 GMT, zog...@home.com wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> >Is this going to complicate you bringing your daughter with you to
>>>>>> >Toronto? <EG>
>>>>>> >
>>>>>> >Zog the etc...
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Hmmm...
>>>>>> I don't know.
>>>>>> Were you planning on picking her up and bringing her home?
>>>>>
>>>>>Nah, I was figuring you'd bring her along to entertain me while you and
>>>>>Mme.ErisDaughter were having your fun.
>>>>
>>>>In that case most of the rules don't apply.
>>>>>
>>>>>> As for the rest, I should think they are only applicable if you meet
>>>>>> her Dad. Are you desirous of doing so? *attempt at an innocent
look*
>>>>>>
>>>>>Not unless he's cute...
>>>>>
>>>>>Zog the etc...
>>>>
>>>>Oh he's very cute. But he's so het that most gay/bi guys just look
>>>>and sigh. He might go clubbing though, if you want a chick magnet
>>>>that will hand them over to you. He has sworn off any more new women,
>>>>says two in the house are plenty.
>>>>
>>>>Hmmm.....you might want to talk to Madog about setting up this Trivial
>>>>Pursuit deathmatch at St Alicia's house. That would prolly get us
>>>>there faster.
>>>>
>>>
>>>instead.
>>>
>>
>Count NightMist and I in..been there once..wanna go again!!!
>
local ones, but I wanna go to New Orleans dammit.
zog...@home.com
>
> On Fri, 07 Jan 2000 07:05:54 GMT, n...@madbbs.com (NightMist) made me
> chorttle merrily by potificating:
>
> >
> >>NightMist wrote:
> >>>
> >>> On Wed, 05 Jan 2000 08:15:47 GMT, zog...@home.com wrote:
> >>>
> >>> >Is this going to complicate you bringing your daughter with you to
> >>> >Toronto? <EG>
> >>> >
> >>> >Zog the etc...
> >>>
> >>> Hmmm...
> >>> I don't know.
> >>> Were you planning on picking her up and bringing her home?
> >>
> >>Nah, I was figuring you'd bring her along to entertain me while you and
> >>Mme.ErisDaughter were having your fun.
> >
> >In that case most of the rules don't apply.
> >>
> >>> As for the rest, I should think they are only applicable if you meet
> >>> her Dad. Are you desirous of doing so? *attempt at an innocent look*
> >>>
> >>Not unless he's cute...
> >>
> >>Zog the etc...
> >
> >Oh he's very cute. But he's so het that most gay/bi guys just look
> >and sigh. He might go clubbing though, if you want a chick magnet
> >that will hand them over to you. He has sworn off any more new women,
> >says two in the house are plenty.
> >
> >Hmmm.....you might want to talk to Madog about setting up this Trivial
> >Pursuit deathmatch at St Alicia's house. That would prolly get us
> >there faster.
> >
>
> instead.
>
the parade.
zog...@home.com
>
> Madog Velkor wrote in message <38765620...@news.mpinet.net>...
> >On Fri, 7 Jan 2000 15:13:08 -0500, "St. Alicia Erisdaughter" <Virbius
> >>>chorttle merrily by potificating:
> >>>
> >>>>
> >>>>>NightMist wrote:
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> On Wed, 05 Jan 2000 08:15:47 GMT, zog...@home.com wrote:
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> >Is this going to complicate you bringing your daughter with you to
> >>>>>> >Toronto? <EG>
> >>>>>> >
> >>>>>> >Zog the etc...
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> Hmmm...
> >>>>>> I don't know.
> >>>>>> Were you planning on picking her up and bringing her home?
> >>>>>
> >>>>>Nah, I was figuring you'd bring her along to entertain me while you and
> >>>>>Mme.ErisDaughter were having your fun.
> >>>>
> >>>>In that case most of the rules don't apply.
> >>>>>
> >>>>>> As for the rest, I should think they are only applicable if you meet
> >>>>>> her Dad. Are you desirous of doing so? *attempt at an innocent
> look*
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>Not unless he's cute...
> >>>>>
> >>>>>Zog the etc...
> >>>>
> >>>>Oh he's very cute. But he's so het that most gay/bi guys just look
> >>>>and sigh. He might go clubbing though, if you want a chick magnet
> >>>>that will hand them over to you. He has sworn off any more new women,
> >>>>says two in the house are plenty.
> >>>>
> >>>>Hmmm.....you might want to talk to Madog about setting up this Trivial
> >>>>Pursuit deathmatch at St Alicia's house. That would prolly get us
> >>>>there faster.
> >>>>
> >>>
> >>>instead.
> >>>
> >>Sheesh...
> >>
> >
> >Canda/New York........... Down here they're all Northerners.
> >But seriously, Canada is my favorite state in the whole of the US.
> >
> Laughs..you know..when my father and I would go to Canadian Vs. American
> Hockey games..I would stand for the American anthem..could sing it word for
> word..but not my own.
> He always called me lil Yank..
>
zog...@home.com
>
> St. Alicia Erisdaughter > wrote in message ...
> >
> >Hexar wrote in message <855qv7$vci$1...@news.datasync.com>...
> >>
> >>>On Fri, 07 Jan 2000 07:05:54 GMT, n...@madbbs.com (NightMist) made me
> >>>chorttle merrily by potificating:
> >>>
> >>>>
> >>>>>NightMist wrote:
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> On Wed, 05 Jan 2000 08:15:47 GMT, zog...@home.com wrote:
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> >Is this going to complicate you bringing your daughter with you to
> >>>>>> >Toronto? <EG>
> >>>>>> >
> >>>>>> >Zog the etc...
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> Hmmm...
> >>>>>> I don't know.
> >>>>>> Were you planning on picking her up and bringing her home?
> >>>>>
> >>>>>Nah, I was figuring you'd bring her along to entertain me while you and
> >>>>>Mme.ErisDaughter were having your fun.
> >>>>
> >>>>In that case most of the rules don't apply.
> >>>>>
> >>>>>> As for the rest, I should think they are only applicable if you meet
> >>>>>> her Dad. Are you desirous of doing so? *attempt at an innocent
> look*
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>Not unless he's cute...
> >>>>>
> >>>>>Zog the etc...
> >>>>
> >>>>Oh he's very cute. But he's so het that most gay/bi guys just look
> >>>>and sigh. He might go clubbing though, if you want a chick magnet
> >>>>that will hand them over to you. He has sworn off any more new women,
> >>>>says two in the house are plenty.
> >>>>
> >>>>Hmmm.....you might want to talk to Madog about setting up this Trivial
> >>>>Pursuit deathmatch at St Alicia's house. That would prolly get us
> >>>>there faster.
> >>>>
> >>>
> >>>instead.
> >>>
> >>
> >Count NightMist and I in..been there once..wanna go again!!!
> >
> I feel like an idiot, don't have any vacation to take off. I can go to the
> local ones, but I wanna go to New Orleans dammit.
>
vacation...
@nemi.com St. Alicia Erisdaughter
Hexar wrote in message <855udo$17l$1...@news.datasync.com>...
>
>St. Alicia Erisdaughter > wrote in message ...
>>
>>Hexar wrote in message <855qv7$vci$1...@news.datasync.com>...
>>>
>>>Madog Velkor wrote in message <3876027...@news.mpinet.net>...
>>>>On Fri, 07 Jan 2000 07:05:54 GMT, n...@madbbs.com (NightMist) made me
>>>>chorttle merrily by potificating:
>>>>
>>>>instead.
>>>>
>>>Which starts on February 21, is everybody ready?
>>>
>>Count NightMist and I in..been there once..wanna go again!!!
>>
>I feel like an idiot, don't have any vacation to take off. I can go to the
>local ones, but I wanna go to New Orleans dammit.
>
ransom note. Just so we have money while we are there.
You can pretend to not be having a good time for all intense
purposes...but..we know the truth.
We will have a blast in the french quarter and I'll just bet I end up with
alot of beads.
Upon your return...you can tell them you cant indentify the faces of those
who kidnapped you because we were sitting on your face the entire time.
Sound like a plan??
St. Leash
Hexar
St. Alicia Erisdaughter > wrote in message ...
>
>Hexar wrote in message <855udo$17l$1...@news.datasync.com>...
>>
>>St. Alicia Erisdaughter > wrote in message ...
>>>
>>>Hexar wrote in message <855qv7$vci$1...@news.datasync.com>...
>>>>
>>>>Madog Velkor wrote in message <3876027...@news.mpinet.net>...
>>>>>On Fri, 07 Jan 2000 07:05:54 GMT, n...@madbbs.com (NightMist) made me
>>>>>chorttle merrily by potificating:
>>>>>
>>>>>instead.
>>>>>
>>>>Which starts on February 21, is everybody ready?
>>>>
>>>Count NightMist and I in..been there once..wanna go again!!!
>>>
>>I feel like an idiot, don't have any vacation to take off. I can go to the
>>local ones, but I wanna go to New Orleans dammit.
>>
>Thinks about it...well Hexar, Nightmist and I will kidnap you and send a
>ransom note. Just so we have money while we are there.
>You can pretend to not be having a good time for all intense
>purposes...but..we know the truth.
>We will have a blast in the french quarter and I'll just bet I end up with
>alot of beads.
> Upon your return...you can tell them you cant indentify the faces of
those
>who kidnapped you because we were sitting on your face the entire time.
>Sound like a plan??
>
>St. Leash
>
@nemi.com St. Alicia Erisdaughter
Hexar wrote in message <856r8e$cum$1...@news.datasync.com>...
>
>St. Alicia Erisdaughter > wrote in message ...
>>
>>Hexar wrote in message <855udo$17l$1...@news.datasync.com>...
>>>
>>>St. Alicia Erisdaughter > wrote in message ...
>>>>
>>>>Hexar wrote in message <855qv7$vci$1...@news.datasync.com>...
>>>>>
>>>>>Madog Velkor wrote in message <3876027...@news.mpinet.net>...
>>>>>>On Fri, 07 Jan 2000 07:05:54 GMT, n...@madbbs.com (NightMist) made me
>>>>>>chorttle merrily by potificating:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>instead.
>>>>>>
>>>>>Which starts on February 21, is everybody ready?
>>>>>
>>>>Count NightMist and I in..been there once..wanna go again!!!
>>>>
>>>I feel like an idiot, don't have any vacation to take off. I can go to
the
>>>local ones, but I wanna go to New Orleans dammit.
>>>
>>Thinks about it...well Hexar, Nightmist and I will kidnap you and send a
>>ransom note. Just so we have money while we are there.
>>You can pretend to not be having a good time for all intense
>>purposes...but..we know the truth.
>>We will have a blast in the french quarter and I'll just bet I end up with
>>alot of beads.
>> Upon your return...you can tell them you cant indentify the faces of
>those
>>who kidnapped you because we were sitting on your face the entire time.
>>Sound like a plan??
>>
>>St. Leash
>>
>LOL, yeah.
>
St. Leash
zog...@home.com
St. Alicia Erisdaughter wrote:
>
> Hexar wrote in message <856r8e$cum$1...@news.datasync.com>...
> >
> >St. Alicia Erisdaughter > wrote in message ...
> >>
> >>Hexar wrote in message <855udo$17l$1...@news.datasync.com>...
> >>>
> >>>St. Alicia Erisdaughter > wrote in message ...
> >>>>
> >>>>Hexar wrote in message <855qv7$vci$1...@news.datasync.com>...
> >>>>>
> >>>>>Madog Velkor wrote in message <3876027...@news.mpinet.net>...
> >>>>>>On Fri, 07 Jan 2000 07:05:54 GMT, n...@madbbs.com (NightMist) made me
> >>>>>>chorttle merrily by potificating:
> >>>>>>
Hexar
zog...@home.com wrote in message <387772B9...@home.com>...
>Hey, can I be kidnapped too?
>
100 miles from New Orleans, I figure kidnapping me would be about the last
item before heading to Mardi Gras.
zog...@home.com
>
> zog...@home.com wrote in message <387772B9...@home.com>...
> >Hey, can I be kidnapped too?
> >
> Well, they'll have to kidnap you one the way down. Since I only live about
> 100 miles from New Orleans, I figure kidnapping me would be about the last
> item before heading to Mardi Gras.
>
a happy place to live!) I'll likely be the first order of buisiness on
the itinerary.
Zog the etc...
@nemi.com St. Alicia Erisdaughter
>>
>> Hexar wrote in message <856r8e$cum$1...@news.datasync.com>...
>> >
>> >St. Alicia Erisdaughter > wrote in message ...
>> >>
>> >>Hexar wrote in message <855udo$17l$1...@news.datasync.com>...
>> >>>
>> >>>St. Alicia Erisdaughter > wrote in message ...
>> >>>>
>> >>>>Hexar wrote in message <855qv7$vci$1...@news.datasync.com>...
>> >>>>>
>> >>>>>Madog Velkor wrote in message <3876027...@news.mpinet.net>...
>> >>>>>>On Fri, 07 Jan 2000 07:05:54 GMT, n...@madbbs.com (NightMist) made me
>> >>>>>>chorttle merrily by potificating:
>> >>>>>>
>> >>>>>>instead.
>> >>>>>>
>> >>>>>Which starts on February 21, is everybody ready?
>> >>>>>
>> >>>>Count NightMist and I in..been there once..wanna go again!!!
>> >>>>
>> >>>I feel like an idiot, don't have any vacation to take off. I can go to
>> the
>> >>>local ones, but I wanna go to New Orleans dammit.
>> >>>
>> >>Thinks about it...well Hexar, Nightmist and I will kidnap you and send
a
>> >>ransom note. Just so we have money while we are there.
>> >>You can pretend to not be having a good time for all intense
>> >>purposes...but..we know the truth.
>> >>We will have a blast in the french quarter and I'll just bet I end up
with
>> >>alot of beads.
>> >> Upon your return...you can tell them you cant indentify the faces of
>> >those
>> >>who kidnapped you because we were sitting on your face the entire time.
>> >>Sound like a plan??
>> >>
>> >>St. Leash
>> >>
>> >LOL, yeah.
>> >
>> >*chuckles and huggles Hexar* you got a date..!
>>
>> St. Leash
awwwwww c-mon baby..you knew better then to ask...*smiles sweetly * of
coarse you can..
St. Leash
@nemi.com St. Alicia Erisdaughter
zog...@home.com wrote in message <38777A54...@home.com>...
>Hexar wrote:
>>
>> zog...@home.com wrote in message <387772B9...@home.com>...
>> >Hey, can I be kidnapped too?
>> >
about
>> 100 miles from New Orleans, I figure kidnapping me would be about the
last
>> item before heading to Mardi Gras.
>>
>Yeah, and as I live in between both Mme.ErisDaughter and NightMist (what
>a happy place to live!) I'll likely be the first order of buisiness on
>the itinerary.
>
>Zog the etc...
mmmmmmm..licks her lips..*Mistress will love this, just love it*
St. Alicia Erisdaughter
Submissive of NightMist
zog...@home.com
>
> zog...@home.com wrote in message <387772B9...@home.com>...
> >Hey, can I be kidnapped too?
> >
> >>
> >> Hexar wrote in message <856r8e$cum$1...@news.datasync.com>...
> >> >
> >> >St. Alicia Erisdaughter > wrote in message ...
> >> >>
> >> >>Hexar wrote in message <855udo$17l$1...@news.datasync.com>...
> >> >>>
> >> >>>St. Alicia Erisdaughter > wrote in message ...
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>>Hexar wrote in message <855qv7$vci$1...@news.datasync.com>...
> >> >>>>>
> >> >>>>>Madog Velkor wrote in message <3876027...@news.mpinet.net>...
> >> >>>>>>On Fri, 07 Jan 2000 07:05:54 GMT, n...@madbbs.com (NightMist) made me
> >> >>>>>>chorttle merrily by potificating:
> >> >>>>>>