Paganism goes commercial
Hexar
I suppose we all knew that it was only a matter of time, "Hey, now I
can exercise me AND my inner Goddess at the same time!!!"
Reverend Doctor Hexar le Saipe
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little toad wrote:
> In article <98f5ah$85m$1...@news.datasync.com>, Hexar says...
> : http://www.bellydancegoddessworkoutdolphina.com/workout.html
>
> could she have gotten a longer, harder to remember, .com name?
>
> : I suppose we all knew that it was only a matter of time, "Hey, now I
> : can exercise me AND my inner Goddess at the same time!!!"
>
> i have always been intrigued by your inner goddess, hexar. :)
>
> little toad
Michael T. Cox
Only a matter of time, yes -- and a welcome event. I point to the HRC
activities in Washington, D.C. last June as another example of the
beautiful power of commercialism.
On Sun, 11 Mar 2001, Hexar wrote:
> Date: Sun, 11 MAR 2001 00:19:07 -0600
> From: Hexar <hexar...@minister.com>
> Newgroups: alt.discordia, alt.fan.karl-malden.nose, alt.religion.goddess,
> tx.religion.pagan
> Subject: Paganism goes commercial
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>
> In article <98f5ah$85m$1...@news.datasync.com>, Hexar says...
> : http://www.bellydancegoddessworkoutdolphina.com/workout.html
>
> could she have gotten a longer, harder to remember, .com name?
>
> : can exercise me AND my inner Goddess at the same time!!!"
>
It's my personal hope to one day be *in* a goddess... but I think that's
different ;)
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