Erisian Haiku
Fnord Mustang
Cannot be trusted alone
Don't buff again
Staples in scrotum
Jack-ass figure on totem
Perverts, we note 'em
Sac ripped open
Lost more than concentration
You are a jerk, Jack
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Something not normal
Is happening to me now,
Please don't let it end.
Story told simply,
No extraneous verb'age;
Nature of haiku.
I loved you so much,
But you dumped on me, you bitch;
Fuck yourself and die!
One never knows
When inspiration will hit,
Keep scratch paper near.
Brake job on my car,
Not to crash, must go without;
Walk to work this week.
You are beautiful,
I only want your body,
You are an object.
Five, seven and five,
Poetry of the Far East,
Haiku in progress.
Oscar Meyer franks:
One dollar seventy five;
What a great bargain.
Lunatic fringers,
Not political winners,
They're not freemasons.
Another lozenge;
You are a troglodyte's wife;
Cigarette dangles.
Lesbian haiku,
Watch the girls lick their clitties,
Take a photograph.
Does your watch run fast?
Do you know the time of day?
Or does anyone?
Seven dollars back,
Thank you for shopping with us;
Don't forget your change.
You've got to love me
With the sun in your eyes un-
Till the day you're blind.
How do you bury
The skull of your country when
It refuses death?
It's kaiku madness;
Just meter with no rhyming,
On an old receipt.
One never knows
When inspiration will hit,
Or maybe it won't.
Something not normal
Is happening to me now;
Make it go away.
Write haiku all night,
I need a better hobby;
I just need a life.
Helen, The Ill-Tempered Ticket Lady
> Staples in scrotum
[...]
Notice is hereby served that your slow and painful death is promised
should we ever meet.
And should my stomach stop twisting.
> Write haiku all night,
> I need a better hobby;
> I just need a life.
Try "Write HTML" instead of "Write haiku all night"... We don't know
anyone around HERE that fits that description.... ;-)
JL
--
Jason A. Lindquist "Suppose I accidentally got my shit togther,
Chair, ACM SigMicro Would I get a medal? Or a pat on the back
li...@uiuc.edu and a little feather..."
Kristin Buxton
>> Write haiku all night,
>> I need a better hobby;
>> I just need a life.
>Try "Write HTML" instead of "Write haiku all night"... We don't know
>anyone around HERE that fits that description.... ;-)
:P
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Po Tragna
writes:
>jlin...@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (Helen, The Ill-Tempered Ticket Lady) writes:
>>> Write haiku all night,
>>> I need a better hobby;
>>> I just need a life.
>>Try "Write HTML" instead of "Write haiku all night"... We don't know
>>anyone around HERE that fits that description.... ;-)
>:P
Guilty conscience? Anyone agree?
-Po Tragna
Bite the Wax Tadpole
Johann Hibschman
Well, there is also the time-honored tradition of BEER HAIKUS. These
things are a lot of fun to make up, especially when you're really
wasted. Here are a few:
If beer were a verb,
It would have many meanings.
It would still taste good.
Beer, beer, beer, beer, beer.
Beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer.
Beer, beer, beer, beer, beer.
Beer is the answer,
To all of your big problems,
Then you have to puke.
Amuse your friends! Be the life of any party! Make up your own BEER
HAIKU today!
- Johann