Why Has Drew Run Away?
Onideus Mad Hatter
http://www.grammar-monster.com/lessons/conjunctions_and_semicolons.htm
Hrmmm...I wonder why...oh, no I guess I don't:
: 1. As covered in the lesson "commas before conjunctions", when a
: conjunction merges two simple sentences into one, it should be
: preceded by a comma. However, if one (or both) of the sentences
: already contains a comma (or commas), then a semicolon can be used
: instead.
The key part there:
IF ONE (OR BOTH) OF THE SENTENCES CONTAINS A COMMA (OR COMMAS), THEN A
SEMICOLON CAN BE USED INSTEAD.
The passage in question:
Luckily she was able to grab onto a nearby control panel to keep from
falling completely; but in her clumsiness she accidentally hit a bunch
of buttons, which escalated the situation from bad to worse.
LOL!
Come on, Drew, step the fuck up and admit you were wrong...what's the
matter, too much butt hurt? *snicker*
--
Onideus Mad Hatter
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whoisthat...@hotmail.com
productions.net> wrote:
There's no running away from the fact that you're a fraud.
Drew
whoisthat...@hotmail.com
productions.net> wrote:
> He keeps running away from all the posts that have this link in them:http://www.grammar-monster.com/lessons/conjunctions_and_semicolons.htm
Where'd ya go? Why haven't you posted that "professionally edited
copy" of your Care Bears manuscript to that english group? Why haven't
you dared to expose your fraudulence in such a public manner?
Come on, boy. Post your shit.
Drew
Rev Turd Fredericks
Onideus Mad Hatter
If you're not running away where's your response to this, Mr.
Butthurt:
: 1. As covered in the lesson "commas before conjunctions", when a
: conjunction merges two simple sentences into one, it should be
: preceded by a comma. However, if one (or both) of the sentences
: already contains a comma (or commas), then a semicolon can be used
: instead.
The key part there:
IF ONE (OR BOTH) OF THE SENTENCES CONTAINS A COMMA (OR COMMAS), THEN A
SEMICOLON CAN BE USED INSTEAD.
The passage in question:
Luckily she was able to grab onto a nearby control panel to keep from
falling completely; but in her clumsiness she accidentally hit a bunch
of buttons, which escalated the situation from bad to worse.
LOL!
Come on, Drew, step the fuck up and admit you were wrong...what's the
matter, too much butt hurt? *snicker*
--
Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm š x š
Onideus Mad Hatter
Come on, Retard, don't try and side step, own up to your fuckup
already:
: 1. As covered in the lesson "commas before conjunctions", when a
: conjunction merges two simple sentences into one, it should be
: preceded by a comma. However, if one (or both) of the sentences
: already contains a comma (or commas), then a semicolon can be used
: instead.
The key part there:
IF ONE (OR BOTH) OF THE SENTENCES CONTAINS A COMMA (OR COMMAS), THEN A
SEMICOLON CAN BE USED INSTEAD.
The passage in question:
Luckily she was able to grab onto a nearby control panel to keep from
falling completely; but in her clumsiness she accidentally hit a bunch
of buttons, which escalated the situation from bad to worse.
LOL!
Come on, Drew, step the fuck up and admit you were wrong...what's the
matter, too much butt hurt? *snicker* You can try and side step and
change your lame around all you like, Diddums...doesn't change the
fact that you got pwn3d...*REAL* bad. ^__^
--
Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm š x š
Fred Doyle
Just a couple of things. First, weren't you the guy who told me that if
someone's posts were bothering you, that you didn't need to read them?
Second, there's no need to try and speak for everybody.
Third, and most important in my mind, I'd be glad to see the
cross-posting that Matt starts not be perpetuated, but nobody seems
inclined to do that, so what the hell has been my attitude. But, that
would be another way we could all avoid having posts clutter up groups
that aren't interested.
Fred Doyle
whoisthat...@hotmail.com
> Rev Turd Fredericks wrote:
Fred, I've cut out the crossposts here and need to be more mindful in
the future. Crossposting is Matthew's only way to build on that "Fan
Base of 1" of which he's so proud.
Me thinks it deserves a logo.
D
Fred Doyle
A logo does seem appropriate for Matt's Fan Base of 1. I see a slogan,
"I'm the Onideus Mad Hatter Fan (Don't Hate Me For It)."
But shouldn't Matt design his fan base logo? He has God like design
posers after all.
Fred Doyle
whoisthat...@hotmail.com
> But shouldn't Matt design his fan base logo? He has God like design
> posers after all.
True. Of course we could have a contest.
Drew
whoisthat...@hotmail.com
productions.net> wrote:
> Come on, Drew, step the fuck up and admit you were wrong...what's the
> matter, too much butt hurt? *snicker* You can try and side step and
> change your lame around all you like, Diddums...doesn't change the
> fact that you got pwn3d...*REAL* bad. ^__^
You're behind 4 resources to 1.
Anyway, the point is you're a fraud. No way in hell did you have a
"professional copy editor" involved in that trash. If so, why did he
miss the period in the first sentence?
Drew
Fred Doyle
I'd be glad to submit an entry, but only if Matt promises to demonstrate
his abilities.
Fred Doyle
whoisthat...@hotmail.com
> I'd be glad to submit an entry, but only if Matt promises to demonstrate
> his abilities.
Hell, I'm in. Winner gets a virtual noogie from Matthew himself.
Drew
whoisthat...@hotmail.com
> Third, and most important in my mind, I'd be glad to see the
> cross-posting that Matt starts not be perpetuated, but nobody seems
> inclined to do that, so what the hell has been my attitude. But, that
> would be another way we could all avoid having posts clutter up groups
> that aren't interested.
Good point. From now on I'll try and do my part. If his fan wants to
see what I have to say he'll need to go to ADG.
Drew
whoisthat...@hotmail.com
> I'd be glad to submit an entry, but only if Matt promises to demonstrate
> his abilities.
Here's my entry: http://pattersondesign.com/matthewmoultonfanbaseofone.html
Note the depth my color pallet, the choice of font and kerning set to
automatic.
Damn I'm good.
Drew
Rev Turd Fredericks
> Rev Turd Fredericks wrote:
>> whoisthat...@hotmail.com wrote:
>>> On Mar 6, 7:43 pm, Onideus Mad Hatter <use...@backwater-
>>> productions.net> wrote:
>>>> He keeps running away from all the posts that have this link in
>>>> them:http://www.grammar-monster.com/lessons/conjunctions_and_semicolons.htm
>>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Where'd ya go? Why haven't you posted that "professionally edited
>>> copy" of your Care Bears manuscript to that english group? Why haven't
>>> you dared to expose your fraudulence in such a public manner?
>>>
>>> Come on, boy. Post your shit.
>>>
>>> Drew
>> Drop it already, nobody gives a fuck.
>
> Just a couple of things. First, weren't you the guy who told me that if
> someone's posts were bothering you, that you didn't need to read them?
Yeah, I was. I am also entitled to an opinion. And honestly, nobody
gives a fuck.
>
> Second, there's no need to try and speak for everybody.
I feel somehow compelled to point out to you, and perhaps your little
friend that you two are the only ones participating in the thread other
than Hatter, so by proxy, nobody gives a fuck.
>
> Third, and most important in my mind, I'd be glad to see the
> cross-posting that Matt starts not be perpetuated, but nobody seems
> inclined to do that, so what the hell has been my attitude. But, that
> would be another way we could all avoid having posts clutter up groups
> that aren't interested.
I honestly don't give a fuck where you post and neither does anybody
else. Consider your topic of discussion being the use of a comma and/or
a semi-colon, and the ferocity in which you are pursuing it and ask
yourself "does anybody give a fuck"?
Rev Turd Fredericks
Onideus Mad Hatter
wrote:
You see what I mean? He's trying to start shit with you, because he
knows he can't "get back" at me. The person who agrees with me, or
the person who just doesn't care (the non-Hatter Addict) easily
becomes a target when he doesn't share in that same level of froth and
hatred as Freddy boi here. Basically he's going to try and "teach you
a lesson" for not hating me in the way that he does. LOL
Fred Doyle
Wow, you sure read a lot into that post. I hope it helped you feel better.
Fred Doyle
Fred Doyle
Do you think I need someone to give a fuck to post, or is it just your
perception of the audience that you're expressing?
Fred Doyle
Rev Turd Fredericks
They were arguing about the placement of a comma and/or semi-colon, not
once, not twice, but over the course of about 20 posts. I could have
easily ignored the thread, but I was bored and read it, and was sorry I
did. I could have spent an extra 10 minutes taking a dump, or perhaps
cleaned the litter box during that time. In the end I felt I had to
contribute my 2 cents just because I was owed at least that much.
Rev Turd Fredericks
what you're doing amounts to a cluster fuck, nobody else cares much
about the placement of a comma or semi-colon on usenet.
Fred Doyle
Ok, I think I can live with that perception.
Fred Doyle
Onideus Mad Hatter
What's sadder still is that for all the froth and hatred they were
blowing off...they actually completely lost the arguement! LOL, I
guess I can't blame them though, they actually thought they had
something they could use to "get back" at me with and I was
purposefully withholding posting any links that would have proven
their idiocy right away, letting them think they were actually winning
for some time...before rightly ending them:
: 1. As covered in the lesson "commas before conjunctions", when a
: conjunction merges two simple sentences into one, it should be
: preceded by a comma. However, if one (or both) of the sentences
: already contains a comma (or commas), then a semicolon can be used
: instead.
*snicker*
I'm actually kind of surprised they went as long as they did without
anyone pointing that out to them...well, there was one guy who did,
like last August, when they first started frothing over this idiocy,
but they ~convienently~ just ignored him, dropped the froup line, side
stepped real quick and then started frothing on about something else
to try and cover up their idiocy (that's their general pattern here).
It definetly says something about their intelligence though, trying to
start up a flame war over something that they already lost over, and
quite horribly at that. I especially like how they think they're
somehow "trolling" me...yeah, "trolling" me into making them look like
fuckin retards...LOL...as if I needed some sort of an invitation. ^__^
Fred Doyle
Hmmm, did I post anything about a comma or a semicolon in here? I don't
think so. I really didn't give a fuck, but I can only speak for myself.
I think your foaming about me just makes you feel a little better. I
hope so. It seems to me like you need it.
Fred Doyle
Onideus Mad Hatter
whoisthat...@hotmail.com wrote:
>Where's the punctuation at the end of the first sentence?
*sigh*
Do you ~really~ want bitch slapped all over again? Quite frankly
Drew, I really don't fucking care whether you think it was
professionally edited or not. Your inconsequential little NONpinions
do not in any way affect the reality that it was professionally copy
edited and that you yourself, having such a monumentally shit grasp of
basic English, are certainly in *NO* position to even be attempting to
criticize it in the first place.
PS - my copy editor did get a good laugh at ~your~ text, apparently
your whole website is just monumentally fucked with errors. *snicker*
>"Well, I know it's all like supposed to bring us here and there, but
>how does—" The white bear was suddenly cut off as she slipped
>backwards."
>
>"Professionally edited" my ass.
Drew, I want you to explain to me what this is: —
Do you know what that is, Drew? Do you know why you would use it and
the various rules associated with its use?
No?
Then mayhaps you should shut your idiot mouth, lest you wind up
embarrassed all over again...
: 1. As covered in the lesson "commas before conjunctions", when a
: conjunction merges two simple sentences into one, it should be
: preceded by a comma. However, if one (or both) of the sentences
: already contains a comma (or commas), then a semicolon can be used
: instead.
How come you don't want to talk about that anymore, Drewster? In fact
you keep snipping it out of your replies, like you're afraid to even
look at it or something. I noticed you snipped the froup line as
well, trying to limit your humiliation to just one group? What's the
matter, too much butthurt? Don't like being humiliated? Too much of
a gutless PUSSY to own up to yer obvious fuckup? LOL
--
Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
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