Pizza Hut Is Reading My Mind!? o_O
Onideus Mad Hatter
sudden I get an e-mail, *FROM* Pizza Hut, telling me they got some
kind of nifty birthday hooha where if order a large pizza between now
and my birthday (the 11th) then I get a free order of these "chocolate
dunker" hoohas. So that's just pretty damn awesome!
*orders*
Mmmm...pizza... I ordered my usual, a large stuffed crust, one half
Hawaiian, one half bacon pieces and black olives. It's *REAL* good,
but ya gotta remember to take an antacid, cause MAN that bacon and
olive combo can be a real gut buster.
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TheGist
> So, like I was thinking about order pizza today, right? So all a
> sudden I get an e-mail, *FROM* Pizza Hut, telling me they got some
> kind of nifty birthday hooha where if order a large pizza between now
> and my birthday (the 11th) then I get a free order of these "chocolate
> dunker" hoohas. So that's just pretty damn awesome!
>
> *orders*
>
> Mmmm...pizza... I ordered my usual, a large stuffed crust, one half
> Hawaiian, one half bacon pieces and black olives. It's *REAL* good,
> but ya gotta remember to take an antacid, cause MAN that bacon and
> olive combo can be a real gut buster.
I am thinking the QUANTITY is what is causing you indigestion!
So, you eat an entire large stuffed crust pizza(what is that, like 5000
calories!?!?) and you blame feeling sick afterwards on the particular
toppings? LOL.
Did you also eat all of the free dessert too? You need help! You need
a 12 step program for eating!
Onideus Mad Hatter
wrote:
>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>> So, like I was thinking about order pizza today, right? So all a
>> sudden I get an e-mail, *FROM* Pizza Hut, telling me they got some
>> kind of nifty birthday hooha where if order a large pizza between now
>> and my birthday (the 11th) then I get a free order of these "chocolate
>> dunker" hoohas. So that's just pretty damn awesome!
>>
>> *orders*
>>
>> Mmmm...pizza... I ordered my usual, a large stuffed crust, one half
>> Hawaiian, one half bacon pieces and black olives. It's *REAL* good,
>> but ya gotta remember to take an antacid, cause MAN that bacon and
>> olive combo can be a real gut buster.
>
>I am thinking
Oh that must hurt.
>the QUANTITY is what is ca<COCK SLAP>
Hey Pissy, I realize yer all up in a snit and always desperate to try
and "get back" at dat mean 'ol Mad Hatter...what with how I fucked yer
mother and all...but uh...where exactly did I say that *I* was going
to eat the whole meal? Further, if I had said it, why would you
ASSume that I would mean all in one sitting and not say over the
course of a few days? Now, I realize that *POOR* people like yourself
can't afford nifty convienences like "refridgerators", however those
like myself...yeah...not really too much of a bother to store food for
a few days. *nods*
Run along now, Pissy, you lose again.
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Onideus Mad Hatter
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Dead Kitten
> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>> So, like I was thinking about order pizza today, right? So all a
>> sudden I get an e-mail, *FROM* Pizza Hut, telling me they got some
>> kind of nifty birthday hooha where if order a large pizza between now
>> and my birthday (the 11th) then I get a free order of these "chocolate
>> dunker" hoohas. So that's just pretty damn awesome!
>>
>> *orders*
>>
>> Mmmm...pizza... I ordered my usual, a large stuffed crust, one half
>> Hawaiian, one half bacon pieces and black olives. It's *REAL* good,
>> but ya gotta remember to take an antacid, cause MAN that bacon and
>> olive combo can be a real gut buster.
>
> I am thinking the QUANTITY is what is causing you indigestion!
> So, you eat an entire large stuffed crust pizza(what is that, like 5000
> calories!?!?) and you blame feeling sick afterwards on the particular
> toppings? LOL.
That would be 3840 calories, of which 1920 calories are from pure fat.
> Did you also eat all of the free dessert too? You need help! You need
> a 12 step program for eating!
The fucker ate 1920 calories of FAT for dinner. He'd have to walk
around at a moderately brisk pace non-stop for 6.5 hours to burn all
that off, but I guessing he just sat around all day farting and belching.
Onideus Mad Hatter
<ic9b...@sneakemail.com.invalid> wrote:
>TheGist wrote:
>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>> So, like I was thinking about order pizza today, right? So all a
>>> sudden I get an e-mail, *FROM* Pizza Hut, telling me they got some
>>> kind of nifty birthday hooha where if order a large pizza between now
>>> and my birthday (the 11th) then I get a free order of these "chocolate
>>> dunker" hoohas. So that's just pretty damn awesome!
>>>
>>> *orders*
>>>
>>> Mmmm...pizza... I ordered my usual, a large stuffed crust, one half
>>> Hawaiian, one half bacon pieces and black olives. It's *REAL* good,
>>> but ya gotta remember to take an antacid, cause MAN that bacon and
>>> olive combo can be a real gut buster.
>>
>> I am thinking the QUANTITY is what is causing you indigestion!
>> So, you eat an entire large stuffed crust pizza(what is that, like 5000
>> calories!?!?) and you blame feeling sick afterwards on the particular
>> toppings? LOL.
>
>That would be 3840 calories, of which 1920 calories are from pure fat.
A lot like your head then, huh? LOL
>> Did you also eat all of the free dessert too? You need help! You need
>> a 12 step program for eating!
>
>The fucker ate 1920 calories of FAT for dinner. He'd have to walk
>around at a moderately brisk pace non-stop for 6.5 hours to burn all
>that off, but I guessing he just sat around all day farting and belching.
Is that all? Huh, I better eat more then. LOL Actually truth be
told I have quite a lot of trouble maintaining my desired weight. If
I don't eat a lot I revert back into this pretty quickly:
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Photos/Hatter_Mullet.jpg
Part of the problem is that I only have two speeds...normal...and
super fast. This is why when I work at Wal*Mart I accomplish the same
level of work as around three regular employees.
I really dislike being super skinny though, it makes me feel weak and
spindly. I try to keep my weight at around 250 on average, although
if I start to not pay attention I'll dip back down to 225 and lower,
at that point I usually take notice and start eating more to bring my
weight back up. Some people might think it's a blessing to have a
super fast metabolism, but really, I find it more of a curse than
anything.
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Don't knock it until you try it :-)
Krazee-Eyez Killa
<use...@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
> I try to keep my weight at around 250 on average, although
>if I start to not pay attention I'll dip back down to 225 and lower,
>at that point I usually take notice and start eating more to bring my
>weight back up. Some people might think it's a blessing to have a
>super fast metabolism, but really, I find it more of a curse than
>anything.
The really sad thing is you're only 4'6".
Dead Kitten
LOL!!! I assume you're joking, because if he weighed 250 at that height
he would be so fucking huge that his body would have its own
gravitational pull.
But seriously, to weigh 250 pounds and not qualify as a fatass he would
have to be at least 6 feet 4 inches tall.
Onideus Mad Hatter
Only in your wildest pedophilic fantasies, Kiddie Fucker.
Onideus Mad Hatter
Good for me I'm 6'2" then. Of course weight is never so much
important as looks. Usually it's the real *UGLY* people that invest
so much importance in weight...mostly because even if they were skinny
they'd *STILL* look absolutely hideous...of course I *AM* talking
about *YOU* here. You can always tell the real ugly ones because they
never have any pictures of themselves online. And the really good
looking people like me have LOTS of pictures floating around.
--
Onideus Mad Hatter
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Dead Kitten
> On Mon, 02 Mar 2009 22:31:58 -0600, Dead Kitten
> <ic9b...@sneakemail.com.invalid> wrote:
>
>> Krazee-Eyez Killa wrote:
>>> On Mon, 02 Mar 2009 18:55:49 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>> <use...@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>> I try to keep my weight at around 250 on average, although
>>>> if I start to not pay attention I'll dip back down to 225 and lower,
>>>> at that point I usually take notice and start eating more to bring my
>>>> weight back up. Some people might think it's a blessing to have a
>>>> super fast metabolism, but really, I find it more of a curse than
>>>> anything.
>>> The really sad thing is you're only 4'6".
>> LOL!!! I assume you're joking, because if he weighed 250 at that height
>> he would be so fucking huge that his body would have its own
>> gravitational pull.
>>
>> But seriously, to weigh 250 pounds and not qualify as a fatass he would
>> have to be at least 6 feet 4 inches tall.
>
> Good for me I'm 6'2" then.
Even if you were that tall (which you aren't) that height would put your
BMI well within the "obese" range.
Face it: You're a fucking fatass.
Onideus Mad Hatter
If you hadn't the mentality of a six year old you would know that BMI
is a completely flawed and totally inane system of gauging health. For
example, Sylvester Stallone's BMI currently puts him into the morbidly
obese category. LOL Muscle weighs far more than fat (by volume).
>Face it: You're a fucking fatass.
I'm absolutely certain I'm far skinnier, healthier and better looking
than you are, Kitten Fucker. Where are *YOUR* pictures? Yeah, yeah
that's right, yer too damn fuckin *UGLY* and *FAT* to post 'em,
aren'tcha? *nods*
Come on, Junior...step the fuck up and let's see yer pics. Unless yer
too much of an ugly fuckin fat ass pussy. Yeah, yer a real pussy,
aren'tcha? Here's a fun idea, let's compare high school pictures! LOL
Here's some of mine:
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Photos/Class_Prom_Pic.swf
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Photos/Mascott_1.jpg
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Photos/Amy_and_Me.png
http://www.meow.org/flonk/albums/Because-Im-Crazy/hatter01.jpg
Now let's see yours, Fatty. *snicker* I bet I have more muscle in my
arms than you have in your whole fat pudgy little tub of a body, you
ugly fuckin pussy.
Onideus Mad Hatter
<ic9b...@sneakemail.com.invalid> wrote:
>You think you're Sylvester Stallone, huh?
Where did I say that, Retard? What are you tilting at strawmen for
lack of a real lame? Or are you just that damn stupid?
Dee, dee, dee!
Go tell your idiot parents that they need to drug you the fuck up
properly before letting you out to play on Usenet. Honestly, unless
you've got a heavy dose of Ritalin in yer system...yeah, just don't
fuckin bother, Fumbles, lest you want to make yourself look like a
stupid jackass. Honestly, I'm gonna go find out where your dumbass
lives just so I can send your idiot parents a bill for my online
babysitting services. Now get the fuck outta my sight, lest you wanna
go over my knee and have yer stupid ass blistered like an angry
toddler in a therapy session.
dracosilv
I would think that he could probably do that, since he probably is ON HIS
FEET most of the time at WAL-MART, MOVING around AND stocking shelves (which
would burn extra calories). Now who's the dumbass?
dracosilv
I'd say there is one thing you don't have to worry about... and that's a
heart attack due to cholesterol. With a super fast motab, your body more
than likely wouldn't have any excess fat to produce arterial plaque.
--
But they spend 90% of their time standing there looking stupid and (in your
case) eyeballing everyone and wondering how they look naked.
gregvk on what he thinks WalMart greeters do.
In the immortal words of §ñühw¤£f:
This is you not giving a shit?
HA HA I MADE YUO POST!
I win & stuff.
"Over the years, I've seen many jerks come and go. The latest crop is
not as smart. They're less ass and more hole or is it the other way
around? <snicker>" The Daring Dufas
How do he produce so much doo-doo so fast? It's amazing!
The Daring Dufas
Yeah, UPS, Usenet Performance Stupidity. ^_^
Onideus Mad Hatter
Golly Wiggle!
Uncle Monster
The Daring Dufas
The brain uses more energy than the rest of the body.
You can infer what you wish. *snicker*
TDD
Krazee-Eyez Killa
<use...@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>On Mon, 02 Mar 2009 21:33:34 -0600, Krazee-Eyez Killa
><exa...@example.org> wrote:
>
>>On Mon, 02 Mar 2009 18:55:49 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>><use...@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>
>>
>>> I try to keep my weight at around 250 on average, although
>>>if I start to not pay attention I'll dip back down to 225 and lower,
>>>at that point I usually take notice and start eating more to bring my
>>>weight back up. Some people might think it's a blessing to have a
>>>super fast metabolism, but really, I find it more of a curse than
>>>anything.
>
>>The really sad thing is you're only 4'6".
>
>Only in your wildest pedophilic fantasies, Kiddie Fucker.
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Dee, dee, dee!
Go tell your idiot parents that they need to drug you the fuck up
properly before letting you out to play on Usenet. Honestly, unless
you've got a heavy dose of Ritalin in yer system...yeah, just don't
fuckin bother, Fumbles, lest you want to make yourself look like a
stupid jackass. Honestly, I'm gonna go find out where your dumbass
lives just so I can send your idiot parents a bill for my online
babysitting services. Now get the fuck outta my sight, lest you wanna
go over my knee and have yer stupid ass blistered like an angry
toddler in a therapy session.
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Looks like you're the one with the "pedophilic fantasies", Matthew.
This kind of shit needs to be forwarded to your therapist, posthaste.
Now, what's her email address? You fucking loser.
Krazee-Eyez Killa
<use...@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>On Mon, 02 Mar 2009 21:33:34 -0600, Krazee-Eyez Killa
><exa...@example.org> wrote:
>
>>On Mon, 02 Mar 2009 18:55:49 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>><use...@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>
>>
>>> I try to keep my weight at around 250 on average, although
>>>if I start to not pay attention I'll dip back down to 225 and lower,
>>>at that point I usually take notice and start eating more to bring my
>>>weight back up. Some people might think it's a blessing to have a
>>>super fast metabolism, but really, I find it more of a curse than
>>>anything.
>
>>The really sad thing is you're only 4'6".
>
>Only in your wildest pedophilic fantasies, Kiddie Fucker.
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Dee, dee, dee!
Go tell your idiot parents that they need to drug you the fuck up
properly before letting you out to play on Usenet. Honestly, unless
you've got a heavy dose of Ritalin in yer system...yeah, just don't
fuckin bother, Fumbles, lest you want to make yourself look like a
stupid jackass. Honestly, I'm gonna go find out where your dumbass
lives just so I can send your idiot parents a bill for my online
babysitting services. Now get the fuck outta my sight, lest you wanna
go over my knee and have yer stupid ass blistered like an angry
toddler in a therapy session.
--------------------------------------
Looks like you're the one with the "pedophilic fantasies", Matthew.
This kind of shit needs to be forwarded to ***your*** therapist,
posthaste. Now, what's her email address? You fucking loser.
emphasis added.
dracosilv
Then that's still more energy used. :)
Onideus Mad Hatter
wrote:
Yeah I have very low cholesterol as well as excellent blood pressure.
At my last doctors appointment I weighed 143 pounds and my last three
bp readings were:
Blood Pressure - 120/70 ( 6-12-2008)
Blood Pressure - 112/60 (10-22-2007)
Blood Pressure - 124/80 (1-15-2009)
I'm quite healthy for the most part, although I do have severe nerve
damage due to being hit head on by a car in high school, whilst in the
cross walk. By this doofy fuckin tweenage girl (well, then she was),
name Britney Spoonmore. I walked away from it with a lot of bruising
and a lot of pain, but I was in my "indestructible teenager phase" so
I never went to the doctor and never pursued her insurance, which is
really about the only regret I have in my life.
My body is quite resilient for the most part, I've never broken a bone
in my life despite doing all sorts of shit that should have broken a
dozen or more...unfortunately my nervous system is quite normal, so
whilst I can get hit head on by a car at 30 mph and walk away from it,
my nerves wind up completely fucked.
Onideus Mad Hatter
A lil update, I weighed myself today and I've dipped down to 234
pounds (even after eating pizza and other junk food). If I start to
lose much more I'll try and eat more. I like my weight to be "husky"
like rather than spindly, however I like my face to look a little
lean, so right now I'm like right in that sweet spot.
Dead Kitten
>
> A lil update, I weighed myself today and I've dipped down to 234
> pounds (even after eating pizza and other junk food). If I start to
> lose much more I'll try and eat more. I like my weight to be "husky"
"Husky" means fat ass.
> like rather than spindly, however I like my face to look a little
> lean, so right now I'm like right in that sweet spot.
If you're 234, then you are far from lean - you're a fucking fat ass.
Onideus Mad Hatter
And where's *YOUR* picture, you fucking fat ass? LOL, it's always the
FATEST mother fuckers who go round trying to attack people's weight
online. Basically, you're using what would bother *YOU* the most as
your basis of attack...too damn stupid to realize that for those of us
who aren't morbidly obese, such insults have ~very~ little..."weight"
to them. LOL
You're *UGLY* though too, aren't you? Yeah, that must sure
suck...being hideously ugly *AND* a fat ass...tsch, tsch, tsch...yer
pretty much a perma virgin, huh?
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Onideus Mad Hatter
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> So, like I was thinking about order pizza today, right? So all a
> sudden I get an e-mail, *FROM* Pizza Hut, telling me they got some
> kind of nifty birthday hooha where if order a large pizza between now
> and my birthday (the 11th) then I get a free order of these "chocolate
> dunker" hoohas. So that's just pretty damn awesome!
>
> *orders*
>
> Mmmm...pizza... I ordered my usual, a large stuffed crust, one half
> Hawaiian, one half bacon pieces and black olives. It's *REAL* good,
> but ya gotta remember to take an antacid, cause MAN that bacon and
> olive combo can be a real gut buster.
>
> --
>
> Onideus Mad Hatter
> mhm � x �