Fur Affinity ToS
Onideus Mad Hatter
image hosting site Fur Affinity. Here's the address to mine:
http://www.fur-affinity.org/
Although the actual test version is here:
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_test_platform/Fur_Affinity/
At present you can create new accounts, although you can't log in as
of yet. Anyway, yesterday I worked on creating the site's ToS, which
I've included below. I think it covers all the important stuff, I may
add to it later if I think of some other things, or if anything comes
up, but for now I think it's pretty good:
Fur Affinity Terms of Service
The Golden Rule
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Butthurt and E-drama will *NOT* be tolerated *AT ALL* on this server.
Should you wrought forth any of said illicit Butthurt or E-drama then
you shall be smotten by the mighty God hand of cynicism, your pride
shall be stripped and you will quite literarily be laughed out of yer
attempts to create any meaningful arguments or plausible importance
behind whatever tweenage muppet fuck level stupidity you happen to be
snorting up yer ass at the time.
The "Black Ass" Rule
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Everyone is racist, everyone hates somebody, everyone hates something,
hate is a natural part of what it means to be human. Recognize this
and you can stop it from consuming you. Laugh at it and you can
battle it. Accept it against yourself and you can conquer it...
I, Matthew Moulton, do hereby openly admit to being a cracker ass,
honkey white boy who likes to rape farm animals!
*shrugs*
Words have no more meaning than what *YOU* choose to give them, you
are *ALWAYS* in control, nobody can *MAKE* you feel angry, upset, or
hatred. You must choose it yourself, you must make the decision to
*USE* the words of another as an *EXCUSE* to feel those emotions. It
is *ALWAYS* on you.
The Troll Law
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You do not comprehend what *TRUE* trolling is. Accept this. If
someone disagrees with you, that is not being a troll. If someone
argues with you, that is not being a troll. If someone calls you a
donkey raping shit eater, that does *NOT* make them a troll. At best
it makes them a good test to see if you'll act on emotion without the
benefit of intellect. If you do that...*YOU* are the troll. Any form
of attempting to "victimize" yourself in order to try and rape
emotional security, empathy and sympathy out of others by attempting
to nail yourself up on a cross is most definitely a form of trolling.
Should you choose to engage in that sort of behavior you will be
publicly exposed for what it is that you are will be forced to wear
the "cross of shame" (an icon form on your user profile) that will,
hopefully, serve as a continual reminder for you that the cross is for
Christ...not for you. You are no victim, not in this world.
The Rules Of Engagement
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Flame wars, heated arguments, even spastic name calling are all
perfectly acceptable forms of human discourse...*HOWEVER*, you must
follow one primary rule, which, simply states...do not do to anyone
what you wouldn't want done to yourself...and worse. Should you
choose to break that rule you will subjugate yourself to whatever
party it is that pissed you the hell off and they will be fully within
their right to retaliate against you on that *SAME* level. No help,
no leniency, no pity will ever be granted to a hypocrite. If you
choose to be a flame artist, if you choose to practice the art of
invective prose, you *MUST* accept that anything you throw at someone
on that level, can, and mostly likely will be, consequently thrown
back at you. Expect it...but expect no pity, no "flame groupies" or
anyone else to take your side if you can't handle what you try and
dish out in the first place. Your punishment for breaking the rules
of engagement will be decided by whatever the general masses choose
and could range from simple smug indifference, to the harshest
punishment anyone on this server can receive...social rejection. And
once again, if you become socially rejected, do not expect anyone to
give you any pity slurps if your own actions and social retardation
led you to that point in the first place.
Artistic Right
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If you choose to make an image public on this server, consider it, by
all intents and purposes, FOREVER etched into your profile.
Absolutely, under *NO* circumstances will the "I'm taking my ball and
going home!" attitude be allowed. If someone makes you butthurt and
you want to leave over it, that's fine, leave, but the art that you
ALREADY MADE PUBLIC, will remain that way for as long as this server
is in existence. Although your images will be made publicly viewable,
forever, upon posting them, you will of course retain full copyrights
over the image in any manner regarding financial gain through said
works, pursuant upon your own volition.
What this means is that if you put up a drawing of an orange sparkle
doggy with purple polka-dots and a rainbow flared tail...and then next
week you notice some other poster has traced your work...badly. Or
perhaps they've created a green sparkle PONY with purple polka-dots
and a rainbow flared tail...yeah, absolutely *NO* action at all will
be taken against them in *ANY* form on an admin level, as people will
not and *CANNOT* use this server in order to profit off of art.
This whole site is a NON-PROFIT site that seeks only to pay for itself
and to use any and all excess funds to directly improve upon itself,
with absolutely *NO* true profit. And likewise there is no way that
people can profit, directly, monetarily, from posting work here. As
such, copyright law holds no meaning here as it specifically pertains
to uses that involve MONETARY DAMAGES...and in *NO* way does it
include BUTTHURT DAMAGES. This rule also extends to protect any and
all fan derivative works of major copyrighted media and entertainment
forms as protected under FAIR USE laws.
Realism
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On the Internet, you can *NEVER* know with *ANY* degree of *ABSOLUTE*
certainty what is truly real and what is fabricated, made up. Just as
I can post to the Internet using anyone else's name I like, spreading
whatever lies and rumors I like, anyone, at any given time, could do
the same to me...or to you. Because of this fact it is very important
that you take *EVERYTHING* online with a modicum of common sense and a
very small grain of salt. Do *NOT* believe what you see online, most
likely it's faked in some manner or another, at least in part. Even
if what seems like solid evidence and arguments are provided
supporting the form, you must still recognize that such evidence and
arguments have no consequential meaning on the grid, not in any sense
of the word. Leave realism to the real world and simply learn to
embrace the openness and ambiguity that the Internet represents and
also remember to have a good time and *NEVER* take yourself too
seriously...or anyone else for that matter.
--
Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm � x �
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.uncensored-inter.net
Hatter Quotes
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"Freedom, true freedom, is nothing more than intellectual advantage over others."
"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."
"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."
"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"
"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."
"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."
"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."
"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
"Those who record history are those who control history."
"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."
"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."
"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"
"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."
"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
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